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I see her eye balls......very black

maybe she give monkey do

Go to a saloon and pack shaved beard not hair ooooo."shaved beard" and mix it with tetraoxodaxin with your gurls poo n urine,apply it three times a day...it might just work....yeye

Emmy9ite: opposite of heart(a very important organ) should be appendix(a vestigial organ) then opposite of break will be mend or repair. Therefore heart/break=appendix/mend

the opposite stupid,not and not solution...the opposite of heartbreak is

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Just imagine, you had a longgg day, you're hungry, beyond famished and you're ready to eat a horse.

One bobo takes you to a restaurant, you waited 20mins to be served, then the waiter comes by with a peanut on your plate.

Wein you go do? I for vex o. Don't mess with a hungry Ekiti woman.[/quote]must the guy order for you? Or wat you tryin to tell us is they dont serve real food in 5star resturantz...not in naija i guess...

We are ontop of the situation, and commiteee has been set up to look into the matter...so calm down nairalander....GEJ

mkmyers45: Please how does this concern GEJ?

dats just a quote dummy

But seriously am not tryin to brag, i know everytin the guy listed

Two bomb went off in mubi a local gov'ment in adamawa state of nigeria,so far no casuality has ben recorded.the first bomb exploded and in about one hour thirty minute another one went off,the sojas on peace keeping in the area has since then been on patrol..and warn that everyone should remain indoor.

wurajone: Have seen a father(an anglican) that refuses to pay his son's school fees just because the guy joined deeper life and became real(Su)as we used to call them in those days.what do u have to say to that?having it in mind that they're both christians.

do u know dat there are different types of islamic,e.g izala etc..i've seen people got killed bcuz they converted from one to another islam....pls which is more worse? People

The muslem like dis kind of topic,anytin to condem our pastors...if the sister will not convert she can as well remain in poverty and i blive poverty never "mama her" its even still hard for me to blive that in pastor oyedepo's there is a muslem...
and talking of rejecting a muslem into convenant..the church was established for christian student,if i may ask, have you ever seen any christian in "alo class"dats a muslem school in the north......
i read quaran and i blive your imams dont teachs you wats in it,they teach you wat they want you guys"muslems" to blive

[quote author=Sweetnecta]the father who converted out of islam at old age is a testament to the hadith of the prophet [sa] that a people of hell will do things of paradise and he will be only a short distance [arm or ebow length] between him and paradise. then he will do the thing of people of hell before death.

the sister who is resisting the world wealthy brother will inshaAllah enjoy at the end when she complete her jihad [struggle against becoming disbeliever]. when she enters paradise, she will kno
hahahahahaha!!!! I'm Laughing in swahili...see dis jihadist oo..seriously do you tink there any reward for you as a jihadist order than hell...dats by the way sha!!.

Dont forget that we are africans, we should for once do us "AFRICANs" not alway coping the westhern culture...in my opinion i tink in a serious relationship the lady should try and be submisive considering how hard it is out there to get a husband,a guy can always pick a gurl to marry and leave his former gurl "attitude"......

Guy, maybe you should try and tell us what we don't already knw,if we can be on NL that means we knw alot of tins...imagin d dude telling us to eat balance diet in oder to grow fine hair....i guess you are just jobless

is like the moderators don't knw their jobs ooo!!!..how can this make the front page for God'S sake? When there are issues to be discuss..someone is tellin me how he fooled himself n his machanis....pls don't redicule nairaland cuz am proud of dis forum........

I believe so many people will read this story without deducing the moral lesson which is in every disability there is ability, she is no more handicap but "handicapable" cuz she has been able to use her predicament to her advantage....imagine using your legs for activities meant for the hand, i wish her all d best in life...there is nuffin impossible.
one last tin,the story was dam too long, could have cut it short.

Am so happy dat we love our own,2baba has one humble personality dat i'm still learning.....much love 2baba

reinedamse: i laugh in hindi

i laugh in swahili

Something of about four years ago and they are just recognizin him now, no, they only want to remind him of his stupidity..i dont blive he did'nt regret returning the money ooo!! I blive that the said 18mil was too much so he was confused.

Nice one taxi driver,but as for me i wld rather buy timber and caliber with the money than to be call that,returning the money only means that you are not meant to be rich in your life...your reward is in heaven....driver driver....the guy like the job oooo!!!

your best friend dey screw your mumsy and sister...abeg you want still blame am on jona? Well, blame it on the president

I can do better than that, that letter is not from a nigerian scammer,i guess its from ghana or all dis african countries who are tryin to get into the business too

I'm d first to post this joke

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]Barely a month after my dad's accident which left his two legs and a hand broken, the guy who drove the car that actually hit my dad professed his undying love to me. Can you imagine that? Pleae, if you were in my shoes, what kind of answer would you give that person?[/quote]listen to yourself young lady, you said accident not like he rubbed your father and broke his leg and arm,you can meet your life partner by accident if you dont knw

Why da Bleep will dis make the front page...who are the fucking moderators dat put dis shit on da front page when there are important topics to discuss...if you like hid my post....if he tink dat d corn is too expensive,he should try farming or beta still go and hawk corn...let me see if he sell it ten naira

i guess mister seun has not seeing my application to change my username

Two friends mike and john were travelin in a desert, so at a point they got tired and thirsty,as they move forward they discovered that there is a mosque ahead, so john said they should change their names so that the iman can help them.so john changed his name to ahmed while mike refuse to change his name, on getin to the mosque the imam welcome them and asked of their names so john introduced himself as ahmed while mike introduced himself as mike.
the imam now called his servant and ask him to bring food for mike and turn to john (ahmed) and said how is the ramadan fasting?..........happy ramadan to all the muslem folks

tobechi20: So haw d u satisfy urself sssixualy??

wankin nah....hahaha

Why dem photo shop d picture first nah.....well i still love toto dikeh

Dats not all it turns them to,wat the gurls do in all gurlz school is outrageous, some of them end up becoming lesbian and to be sincere its not just the gurls school,even all boyz school

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iPhone = Eye Phone = Illuminati Phone and Siri spelled backwards is Iris which means Eye. We're Watching You.

casket: You can check this info out too.....
iPhone = Eye Phone = Illuminati Phone and Siri spelled backwards is Iris which means Eye. We're Watching You.

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