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ejim blessing: Who's applying for whatever here?? Na wa 4 u o

Boll2010: she's a thief.........and I'm not touched emotionally by the torture she went through......trim their branches now before they go big like iroko tree and start busting shops at idumota markets

Nansense......rubbish ladies to womanhood......if I hear say I pity them......what did the guys do to them self? Msteww! Na small thing them do am naa! Just insert something for her nyansh.......its a justified course,because she stole......what that peper means to thos traders is what money means to the kids of those traders.....and from the content up here,this is not their first time......just because is pepper doesn't mean it not worth the same electronic shops of LG or samsung

vickyO: Your post notifies anger.
You are quite correct but I don't think that's what the OP is talking about.
Our foreign counter parts are able to make the movies look real even if not perfectly but to a large extent.
But here in Nigeria, they barley appear real talk more of being close to perfect.
The only movie I can single out in Nigeria, that was beautifully done is MR and MRS. Ije is not too good.
Nollywood needs to work on their scripts and performance cause majority of them make junks.
Let's be truthful.

How can you compare Hollywood to Nollywood?
Come on. The diff is clear.

passionate88: Some times na scam. All these girls dn read "think like a man act like a woman" dm dn get all d inside info sef.

DonColz1: A Saviour...
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Add urs...

angiemartinez: you better do before she finds out herslf. buh sincerely must you lie to get a womans love?

psalmdave: Whats happening here just portrays a saying that "what pple dont understand they call names,what they understand they destroy it.....Anyway i have a feeling This airtel bis will be working by this time 2maro

guyandroid: My Rendezvous with a young lady at the bank yesterday.


Alright, this happen today @ access bank in Lagos island. I was on the queue waiting for my turn to pay in.

A lady was in front of me, fair, average height and good looking. Due to the long standing and only one cashier collecting money from us, I guess the girl was a little bit tired of standing. '

'Then she said to me please keep my space for me, I will be back soon'.

My reply to her goes does;

Me: Sorry I can't keep a space here when matter had already occupy space. She grin a little.

Lady: Ok I know but you can still squeeze a little bit for matter not to occupy all the space.

Me: Ok I will do that, but it means I'm changing the law of matter, which anybody has yet to do since the last modification of law. She grin again.

Lady: Yes, so it can start with you and with the first black man.

Me: Thank you.

Then she left for awhile, after 10 minute she came back with a bottle of water. Then ask me about the space which I told her to come in.

Our conversations again;

Me: Did you know that a reaction had just occurred here.

Lady: How?

Me: You know matter can neither be created nor destroy, but can be altered during the cause of reaction. So a reaction has been altered here which is you.

Lady: Busted in to laugther, this time around from grin to LOL, calling the attentions of others.

A guy was behind me looking at us, he kept quiet but also SMH(shaking his head).

I don't even give a fvck, to him I was a little bit tomfoolery, which I accepted as part of a flirtous game. Thirty minute later the girl was through with her payment and left. It was my turn to pay in which I did not knowing am still gonna meet this girl outside the bank.

On getting outside, the girl was standing waiting for me.

Our conversation again;

Lady: You're funny!

Me: If you said so.

Lady: What's your name

Me: Johnwizzy

Lady: What?

Me: Johnwizzy again

Lady: Nickname or real name

Me: both

Lady: Which side you heading to?

Me: So so so side.

Lady: Hope you don't mind if I take you on a ride.

Me: Within me(I don't even give a damn) I reject it politely. Sorry am going to the next street over there to check on someone.

Lady: Ok lemme have your number! This aje butter girls knows how to command people sha.

Me: Ok 08188******

Lady: ok I will call you sha, but wait, I wanna invite you to my sisters birthday on December 1st. Hope you'll honour my invitation.

Me: Breath deeply 'Uggghhhh!! I won't be able to come reason being; I wanted to attend the "Elite Corporate" organise by MTN and Pepsi on the 1st of December and I can't wait seeing my old school Musician live, the likes of Billy Ocean and Kool N Gang etc.

Lady: Whaoo!!! Ok what time? so we can go together.

Me: 5pm but I will be there before 5

Lady: Its alright by me, I will be with my sister from 12pm-4pm then come back in the night for her night party

Me: Ok, but I don't know when the event will close and more also I don't know when my favourite musician will be on the stage.

Lady: Ok I will call you sha...Bye!!!!!!

Me: Bye!!!! And we parted.

Now since yesterday, the girl has been disturbing me on whatsapp with different chat, text, saying I shouldn't disappoint her. But to me, not that I really wanted to flirt with her when I indulge her in a funny conversion at the bank, but just to while-away time and to reduce the stress while standing in the bank.

Now what I'm thinking is maybe she lied to me that her sister is having her birthday or she wanted us to hang-out or she has another plan in her mind.

Just don't know.........Sorry the story may look dull to you readers but it happen to me yesterday sha and I want your opinion on how to deal with her.

Thankzzzz

Mindependent: Nobody needs to know but there is one person that is omniknowest so look my name again and ask me that question and my answer is the same all day everyday! Hell no.

I have morals; also for those doubting Thomases that'd be like na lie, e never happen nas why she dey talk so. I've actually been offered a mill for se.x and I was offended to say the least

pweetixandy: oh i see..really sharp contrast i shld say. u must hav lived wiv an ashy to knw dat she douches twice a day..smh

francababy: I cannot believe that guys will sleep with those rough looking, unkempt girls you find in brothels. Seriously what fun is it to sleep with a girl that has had sex with like 10 guys before you that day? I created this topic because I was driving home now and passed Obalende. Come and see them.. Chai

Guys do you even enjoy sleeping with any of these girls?

francababy: I cannot believe that guys will sleep with those rough looking, unkempt girls you find in brothels. Seriously what fun is it to sleep with a girl that has had sex with like 10 guys before you that day? I created this topic because I was driving home now and passed Obalende. Come and see them.. Chai

Guys do you even enjoy sleeping with any of these girls?

Vivly: Even guys without girlfriends go follow dey claim say them dey strike. .

Andyblaze: It was a sight to behold.

Make una no vex, my small brother go set my phone time as 01-04-2013 so i think say today na april fool.
Dont george me

Andyblaze: please speak english