It happened at the Uch, am feeling some pains due to over drink of beer and I was admitted at the A&E accident and emergency. they carryout some test and I was told my blood is 6%, and I will need 3paint of blood, everyone was like oh my God this guy can't survived the night. I was actually feeling pains but I did agreed with what they say, my sister and my are crying and they have already bought the blood required, I picked up my phone and called one of my friend doctor wish came down immediately. he checked me me and said its not possible to have 6% of blood and still living. he carried out the test himself and said my blood is not shot that I just need to sleep. he gave me injection and that's the only thing I remember. the following day, he told me that if they give me that blood the previous day, two things may occur. either died or get physiatrics problems.
winkmart: As seen on the streets. This man must be head over heels in love with his wife. For those that don't understand the Igbo Language, that simply translates into[b]Ngozi's husband.[/b]
I must say that is quite romantic and shows how some men can proclaim their love in public for their wives.
obiremy: I came across the photos on Facaebook.According to the person who shared the photos,a condom was found inside a woman's appendix in Cameroon during surgery.He wrote......
'The unknown 26-year-old visited a hospital in Cameroon with stomach pains on the right side of her pelvis, leaving her unable to eat and feeling nauseous. A doctor diagnosed her with appendicitis following scans.
The lady was then rushed to emergency surgery and as they cut into the appendix they discovered the organ had a piece of rubbery material stuck inside it. Once removed they realised the object was ‘consistent with a condom’.
Detailed in the Journal of Medical Case Reports, the woman later confirmed she had swallowed the condom accidentally during MouthAction with her boyfriend'.
Naija people,nothing wey person no go see for this world.This one pass me.
yusaze: Pictured are some students of Community Secondary School, Ikot Ewang, Nsit Ubim L.G.A, Akwa Ibom State, writing their examinations on their classroom floor.
danieloy4: Initially saw it on Twitter last night and i thought it was a joke until i later saw the picture that it was for real. A UNIOSUN best graduating student who bagged a first class was given a MUG by the state Governor Aregbesola of Osun state in company of the VC. You spend around 4-5yrs in the university studying pretty hard then you graduate as the best graduating student and they give you a stupid mug. Tell me what cannot happen in this Nigeria we are in?
were in Nigerian constitution was written to be given gift for graduating students?
Jeffboi: please guys don't mind my writing am not a graduate
Now the story goes like this. My friend (henry) has been dating this girl (bella). Yeah. They're both cool. Henry is 20yrs. While bella is 16yrs. So according to my friend they've had s*x like 4 times in different occasions. So on that faithful day last week monday. The girl dad sent her to get things for him. So the girl decided to visit the guy b4 going. Because we all stay in the same area. So while the girl was there. Somethings leads to something and they had s*x again. Then when the girl returned home it was late and her father was so mad at her.
I was not in there house anyway. But I believe with enough beating and threatening the girl then confessed that she visited my friend so the confession caused the man to pick up machete started going to my friend house he saw my friend on he's way. Unfortunately for my friend the man came from behind wanted to cut he's head. But he noticed on time set he's hand to block it. And he get a very deep cute. (pictures attached). We rushed him to hospital thank God for the doctor. The hand was stitched and he's stomach too then the next day the has already goon to the station to report the case the next day my friend was arrested was taken to the station (jahi-1police_station. Abuja).
The man even brought he's lawyer to sue my friend. My friend is alone in this abuja. As in. No brother no parents. So I begged my mum and explained things to her. She followed me to the station. While at the station. They asked the girl if my friend rape her she said yes. My friend was shocked. My friend told the D.P.O that he didn't rape her. That they're dating. But we are made to understand that if you sleep with an underage girl with her permission it's 14yrs in prison. Then rape is life imprisonment. So anyhow it goes my friend is guilty.
So my mum having understand where things are going she called her boss in her office. (N.H.I.S). So they intervened and the case ended @the station there. But they didn't do the man anything for attempting murder or taking law into he's hand .
If I were to be the girl dad, ur friend should have been dead by now and we'll still end it in station.
Naijasinglegirl: don’t think there anything more painful than watching others eat their share of the wedding jollof rice while the only thing you were able to get is serviette to dry your tears. I’m usually so mad that once I leave the wedding, I stop by nearest fast food and throw a wedding buffet where I am the only attendee. I have been a victim far too many times that I have been left with no choice but to research on all the possible ways to avoid this.
See below;
1. Pick the right table Choose a table closest to where the food is being kept (If it’s a buffet) or where the influential people are seated to minimise the chances of being missed. E.g The mummies of the day canopy. Some ‘big girls’ are fond of seating far away from the crowd then cry foul when they don’t get food. Ushers assume five things which affects your chances of getting food. – You are an uninvited guest. – You are waiting for someone. – You are too big to eat. – You are waiting to clean the arena. – You were not noticed when food was being served. – You are the groom’s wicked ex.
2. Don’t let strangers sit with you Most event decors at wedding receptions usually arrange a table for five or six. Assuming you attend a wedding reception alone or with a friend, there’s a high probability you would sit with four or more strangers at your table, who may be chronic long throats. If this happens, the small-chops, cake, drinks, wine and whatever was kept on the table before the reception commenced are at risk! Don NOT LET this happen! Lie the seat is already occupied if you have to.
A couple of a years ago, I attended a wedding reception with my cousins and when we were barely seated, one old lady in matron uniform who was obviously an uninvited guest claimed the last vacant seat. Before I could say ‘Jollof’, she pulled out a Sacks&Motors bag and began fiddling with it. The wine was the first thing that went missing, followed by two cans of coke and all the disposable cups. When I asked her if she had seen ‘our wine’, she pointed at the juice. Later she kept hovering around the kitchen area and I saw her quarrelling for souvenirs. Needless to say, when the reception ended, our lucky lady left with a full Sack&Motors bag. The only thing she didn’t go home with was the bride’s bouquet.
3. Sit with the gang you came with Or people you are familiar with. This is the only way you’d be able to eat comfortably or call the police to arrest anyone that attempts to cheat you of your share of small-chops on the table. Alternatively, you can try the head-girl method. Let me explain; If I attend a wedding alone, what I usually do is make friends with kids I feel I can dominate during the church service so I can trick them to sit with me when the reception begins.
4. Sit with a guy Naturally, guys would try to respect themselves at wedding receptions especially if they are trying to impress a girl. Is any guy at the wedding hitting on you? Accept the invitation to sit with him and his group of friends. Congratulations! You’ve just earned yourself all the 6 packs of small chops on the table.
5 Smile when food is being shared Ushers are more inclined to serve your table if you maintain a cheerful disposition. At least for the sake of the innocent people seated with you, SMILE! Put yourself in the ushers shoes, won’t you avoid serving the table where those seated wear a perpetual frown?
6 Compliment the ushers Ladies naturally love compliments. Before the reception commences, tell an usher her teeth look nice, you admire the way she’s diligent at her job, you like the way her conscience radiates or she’s the most beautiful girl at the wedding and I, Naijasinglegirl, solemnly promise you won’t go home hungry in Jesus name.
7 Arrive early If you arrive late to a wedding reception, you are on your own! First, all seats would be occupied and no one would serve you food while you are standing. Secondly, you stand a high chance of missing the exact time for item 7. In fact, the only reason you should arrive late is if you are coming from a buffet or if your dietician recommended left-over cold jollof rice with no meat for you.
9 Be calm If for whatever reasons, the ushers skip you when food was being served, even after you raise your head and kept whistling “Shhhhhhh excuse me. Hello? Excus…excuse meeeeeee,” stay calm. Remain where you are, bend your head slowly on the table and cry your eyes out if it makes you feel better. Serviet to wipe your tears are always in excess, remember. The last thing you want to do is switch to rows or columns where food hasn’t been served yet. You would only end up embarrassing yourself since ushers usually serve in a haphazard manner. If you have answers for accusations like, “I thought I saw you there earlier!”, “I gave you food,” “Madam please go back to your seat,” “Which kind long throat you be,” etc By all means, continue chasing the ushers from row to row.
To summarise, if all else fails, realise shit happens and it is not the last wedding reception in world. I wish you success in your next wedding.
iflywithbuhari: Ask the OP, why I accused him of playing with his title. I made him change it to the proper title. Although truth be said, he got the wrong title from a mischievous online news journal
iflywithbuhari: In your title, you wrote NO SENATOR, but in your post, you wrote TWO SENATORS. You should get a 3 weeks ban for misleading the public. High irresponsibility and desperation is your problem
iflywithbuhari: In your title, you wrote NO SENATOR, but in your post, you wrote TWO SENATORS. You should get a 3 weeks ban for misleading the public. High irresponsibility and desperation is your problem
hardeyincah: fellow NL! its time to confess our experience when we get drunk, let me bell the cat. I can't forget that horrid moment! I drank ecxess Campari, I was so drunk that I slept naked at the entrance of my house. to make matters worst na my landlady come wake me for morning with my jingle bell standing and ready for action......
U sure this is ur worst experience of alcohol? I still remember d day my cele best friend drunk and take kettle did ablution and praying like Muslim in toilet.
Romance › Re: He Once Asked Me Out...had I Known by Abbeytoy(m): 10:52pm On Aug 17, 2016
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