₦airaland Forum

herlarho:
i am a happy man 2 day cos since 2 years that i have being dating my girlfriend we haven't kissed b4. it happened when i took her out for refreshment at mr biggs osogbo, we wine and dine. just 2 cut it short she kissed me.

I am sure you are much loaded today... Your pocket speak well

HQuadreal:
Idonbilivit.

18. NIGERIA
It's legal to steal public fund.

U mean stealing is not corruption?

HQuadreal:
That not what I mean.
The stuff just sound funny and surprising that it.
Abeg ooo.

Really
Was also joking

ken19:
dis dude....someone cannot play with you?

Sorry if I sound rude

ken19:
in Nigerian traffic. ..red means move

U mean ur village?

HQuadreal:
Idonbilivit.

18. NIGERIA
It's legal to steal public fund.

Google is your friend

1: CHINA
It's a law that a person must be intelligent to go to college.


2: SINGAPORE
Chewing Gum is completely illegal and the rule has been in existence since 1992.


3: THAILAND
Its illegal to leave your house without underwear.


4: THAILAND
it's illegal to drop chewing gum on the street.


5: ITALY(TURIN)
It's a must for a dog owners to their Dogs on a walk at least three times a day.


6: AUSTRALIA (VICTORIA)
it's illegal to change a light bulb unless you are a licensed electrician.


7: PHILIPPINES
it's illegal to divorce.


8: CENTRAL SOUTH PACIFIC (SAMONA)
Its a crime to forget your wife birthday.


9: U. S. A(UTAH)
You can marry your cousin only if you are both over the age of 65.


10: U. S. A(MINNESOTA)
it's illegal to hang female and male underwear together on the same washing line.


11: U. S. A(OKLANHOMA)
it's illegal to make ugly face at dog, and you will be arrested immediately.


12: U. S. A(FLORIDA)
it's illegal to fart in a public place after 6pm on Thursday.


13: FINLAND
Traffic fines are calculated as a percentage of the offenders income.


14: HAWAII(HONOLULU)
it's illegal to sing loudly after sunset.


15: JAPAN
It's illegal to be an overweight individual.


16: BANGLADESH
children under 18 can go to jail if caught cheating in exams.


17: FRANCE
it's legal to marry a dead person.

Feel free to add yours

sammyalways:
met her 4yrs ago and wedding is close. got the shocker of my life shez 4yrs older than what she told me. i am considering backing out as a result. coz if she cn do this to me i wonder whatelse she could be hidding. worse part is its her mum who told me. the girl in question has no idea i know. am so shocked.any help on what to do in regatds this latest discovery?

Ask her again, and am sure she'll tell you the truth

Chimezie250:
For once I can say the dullard is close to achieving something meaningful since he became president of the zoo

And type of animal are u?

DozieInc:
Killing their own people to prove a political point.

Just like bombing our own oil to prove a point

Phaytte:
I'm writing this with a heavy heart. MTN has done this to me, not once, not even twice, and I know they are continuously doing it to many other users out there. it is annoying, and I am angry. so I've decided to narrate my ordeal, maybe you too would narrate yours, and maybe together we can all send them back to where they came from.
So I checked my account balance, and a whole #200 was missing (money I was gradually saving up to subscribe with).
I called them and what they told me after putting me on hold for about 20 minutes was that I am not getting a refund because it was deducted for game+, something I never subscribed for (and can never subscribe for even if I'm sleepwalking).
This thing has happened before in November last year (I have a screenshot to prove it). I called them and they assured me they would cancel the nonsense subscription even without a refund, I agreed. obviously, they lied.

something of this nature happened with my etisalat sim and when I called them, the sent me my money without many talks.
there are other networks and I don't even know the exact reason why I still use MTN.

I am contemplating breaking the sim card or grinding it.

in case you intend to get a new sim card, please don't buy MTN.

I have been experiencing this for more than two months. All I do is buy card and finish it immediately

AnonyNymous:
See cheaters praising her above me

Fact is, if you love your woman, you won't have to 'reisist' cheating because you wouldn't even imagine doing it with anyone else

I suggest you get books, one to educate u on sex and the other about love

kennygee:
This Freeze is a disgrace to the womb and sperm that formed him.

This is what happens when knowledge neglects wisdom.

Isn't it already obvious why the GO is stepping down already? An OAP who should well informed is showing his folly due to his mid life crisis sentiment.

You criticize pastors, yet, your wrist watches can sponsor up to three Chibok girls.

Oni ranu, omo gutter, omo ti o ye kin won fi shey nkan oshu.

When last did you fight for God or yourself?

As much as I like daddy, I still think he has lost is spiritual power to lead.

marveangel:
Just Like That

You again

[quote author=BlackDBagba ipost=52564680]Hmmm[/quote]You again Always booking space

As I was going through my books today, I just saw this interesting old news paper dated to 2015, I can't stop laughing cos me self don't even know what to do, and feel like sharing it with you.

What would you do if you find out your parents is romantically involved with your father or your mother in-law.

As much as this make sense, you are still a woman. Cos that's how God want it to be... I feel your pain but Pele

Idamond:
Can you leave with your sister in a room and still share the same bed and bathroom for years without been tempt every morning when she goes to bath with towel even at night when she will tie only wrapper to sleep on at same bed with you..

How old are you both?

freechat:
There's this lady who just started IT in my office. She's got everything a man can dream of; booobs, boooty, every, every.
The second day after she resumed she collected my number and gave me her's but warned me never to call her
- that she'll do the calling. She comes very early and so do I, sometimes it takes up to 2 hours before other
staff resume. She formed the habit of been all over me anytime we're alone; one day she even asked me if i
liked the size of her boooty. Should i fucck her one of these days?

Don't ever dare to Bleep her. Just give me her number

Berlynn:
seems they are new faces to Nollywood cos I dont know any

Not everyone in Nollywood u would know. Alot are behind d scene

[quote author=SirJeffry post=52468008]Must they take pre wedding pics?[/quote


Most u have a look or comment

ouzo1:
Noted

Space booker, una weldon o

Xensity:
Akpati.

Most you always display ur frustrated life

Estharfabian:
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Who's the Nollywood star between the two?

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The guy is a Yoruba movie star

It's 2017 and I guess this will be the fist wedding I will attend. Join us to celebrate new Union of Abiola and Adeyemi.

Browsenigeria:
Common misconceptions
Myth: The reason why Jehovah’s Witnesses do not celebrate Christmas is that they do not believe in Jesus.

Fact: We are Christians. We believe that salvation comes only through Jesus Christ.—Acts 4:12.

Myth: You divide families by teaching members not to celebrate Christmas.

Fact: We care deeply about families, and we use the Bible to help build stronger families.

Myth: You miss out on the “Christmas spirit” of generosity, peace on earth, and goodwill toward men.

Fact: We strive to be generous and peaceable every day. (Proverbs 11:25; Romans 12:18) For example, the way we conduct our meetings and preach is in harmony with Jesus’ instruction: “You received free, give free.” (Matthew 10: In addition, we direct attention to God’s Kingdom as the true hope for peace on earth.—Matthew 10:7.

Why don’t Jehovah’s Witnesses celebrate Christmas?
Jesus commanded that we commemorate his death, not his birth.—Luke 22:19, 20.
Jesus’ apostles and early disciples did not celebrate Christmas. The New Catholic Encyclopedia says that “the Nativity feast was instituted no earlier than 243 [C.E.],” more than a century after the last of the apostles died.
There is no proof that Jesus was born on December 25; his birth date is not recorded in the Bible.
We believe that Christmas is not approved by God because it is rooted in pagan customs and rites.—2 Corinthians 6:17.
Why make Christmas an issue?
Many still celebrate Christmas despite knowing about its pagan roots and lack of support from the Bible. Such persons could ask: Why should Christians take such an unpopular stance? Why make it an issue?

The Bible encourages us to think for ourselves, to use our “power of reason.” (Romans 12:1, 2) It teaches us to value the truth. (John 4:23, 24) So while we are interested in how others view us, we adhere to Bible principles even if it means that we become unpopular.

Although we choose not to celebrate Christmas ourselves, we respect each person’s right to decide for himself in this matter. We do not interfere in the Christmas celebrations of others.

I stand with Jehovah witness. But I go chop rice and chicken If seen.

NEHLIVE:
.A 34 year old woman took her husband to court for denying her sex. The woman told the court that her husband was physically and emotionally abusing her. She said that the most annoying part is that the husband has been denying her sex.

“He has been beating me claiming that I hate his relatives.” “He has also been denying me conjugal rights. We no longer have sex... He left home since July, ” the woman reportedly said in her affidavit.

The man on his part said he was tired of the union and want the marriage to end.


However, the magistrate ruled in favour of the sexually starved woman and ordered her husband to take her home, continue the marriage and give her sex regularly.

Here’s how the story was reported in the media.

http://www.newseveryhour.com/2016/12/a-34-year-old-woman-took-her-husband-to.html

I am sure the judge is a woman and she's experiencing the same thing with the woman

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