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I don't think that pilot Cock flying the broom to lagos will make it back to anambra, i bet he will be kept in lagos for Christmas. Lol. Funny pic though. |
[quote author=Dumkele_1]@raymondenyi...u sound so bitter. with dis attitude u have put up here,only a short sighted lady will be willing to put up with it......I think I will blame the African men who do not know how to appreciate women. if u appreciate and encourage all women(successful or not),I can assure u that they will give u d respect u deserve 100%.....to be Frank ,what d lady said is quite true.....ur grammar hmmmm.........lastly u had no right to tell d lady to shut up and kindly show ladies some luv cos without them we all won't be here...peace[/quote]it takes two to tango brov, without us they won't be here as well. |
That I have one ball |
hollandis: He has children,what else does he want?I didn't know you have visited hell before, for you to be sure that his wife is there.na wa ohh. |
[quote author=Austeenx]Oh please![/quote sorry to disappoint you, i guessed you rushed down to see the thread with the container of your vaseline |
Maybe the brother's joystick is not big enough, I recommend joystick enlargement |
Those two collapased booobs look much older than your girlfriend |
Animasahun |
Saraben: Genny did not iron her own oblame NEPA 4 that |
I beg I wan rent my room out for just sunday service.....hourly rate payment. If you are a pastor and interested call me on this number......00235.......... |
[quote author=uj_sizzle]5. Women with gigantic handbags trying to blind you ![]() 6. Early birds applying their body creams in the bus Why didn't they dress at home? 7. Those standing in the bus always stay clustered at the door even when the centre is obviously empty. Then when people want to get on, they yell 'no space!!' and if yoi want to get off, someone picks your pocket [/quote]I hate that make up applying on the bus that really piss me off, as if no be house dem commot trying to apply their pancake on the bus. |
Make sure you are always with a ladder whenever you are with her incase you want to give her a french kiss. |
Aromas: Igi Ayo!!!!!na opa iyonu, no be igi ayo |
Op, are you sure you are really getting enough sex, because most of your post is all about sex sex sex. Be honest with yourself when was the last time you had sex? |
I think your wife should be thanking you instead if you are doing your job properly. She should look straight into you face says,thank you my lord each time you make love |
I thought you have done your traditional marriage in another thread |
Nairalanders bad mouths don kill the match already |
He should be the number one candidate to enroll in that uni |
Na wa ohh is there nigerian in lithuania? |
Austeenx: Each time I stroke this shaft, I always fantasize 'bout those eyes.Dont waste time grab your vaseline tub !! |
That guy might be op himself, he just want to advertise his service here for free without paying seun |
You bettet free your sister to marry whoever she wants to marry b4 she start growing grey hair under. Time wait for no woman |
Austeenx: HELP!!! |
What of iro ati buba? That sld have been number one on the list. Lol. Nice thread though |
skoloppy31: pain me indeed...its only a jjc on dis forum will not knwit is idowu ogbo not idowu ofoo lol |
switdil: I be virgin n u no fit change amvirgin after two kids? |
DonColz1: Nice story, but i need 20 signs that can put millions into my bank account without working atall..try lotto sir |
Why didnt you join in the action and turn it to something more exciting? |
rill: Who are they?takes a rope ties him down b4 he enters market naked |
Kanwulia: There must be other females in the home o! No little girl should be left with a NIGERIAN man o!are you talking from experience ? Mind you not all dads are like yours |
Nigeria is really toying with her future, education,education. 3 months of strike and still counting. |
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Why didn't they dress at home? 
