₦airaland Forum

That first picture . . . I wonder what the boy in the yellow shirt is looking at

That is good!

C H I L D I S H N E S S and Useless Status Updates

Feanah:
Hehe ok I'll give her the benefit of doubt since that was the only time I interacted with her.

Correct!

Feanah:
Well I met a female staff that didn't speak very nicely to me at Ecobank ..So,I guess that's it for me.The man next to her was very kind,but she in particular,shouldn't be a customer care staff at all...

Haba, have mercy. Maybe she was on her period

rayornb:
I think it's Useless Bank of Africa, You know what I'm saying, UBA

Useless Bank of Africa (UBA) I TOTALLY AGREE!!!

Written by Ogala Emmanuel and Richard Akinwumi

The public row between the Speaker of the House of Representatives, Yakubu Dogara, and his erstwhile ally and former chairman of the House Appropriation Committee, Abdulmumin Jibrin, has provided a glimpse into how lawmakers routinely make billions of naira by inserting fictitious projects into the national budget each year.

Nigerians have been appalled at the scale of alleged fraud perpetrated in the National Assembly, as revealed by Mr. Jibrin.

PREMIUM TIMES’ digital lead, Emmanuel Ogala, who covered the National Assembly for years, compiles some of the spilled secrets that summarily highlight the many ways crooked lawmakers steal from the nation’s commonwealth.

Here are 11 steps to get rich quickly through the budget:

STEP 1. Get elected into the National Assembly –you can go to Senate or House of Representatives. It doesn’t really matter.

STEP 2. Be a good friend of the Speaker or Senate President, and the respective chairpersons of appropriation committees. That is the legislative committee that vets the budget.

STEP 3. Think up some flimsy projects – say, boreholes to provide water for your poor constituents. It is called constituency project.

STEP 4. [/b]Look for a government agency or ministry that can smuggle that project into the budget for you and lobby the target Minister or DG. Of course the respective committee chairman in the National Assembly must know.

[b]STEP 5. Set up a company. Or get your spouse, brother, sister, or loyalist to register a company that can execute your chosen project.

STEP 6. Plead with the chairman of the Appropriation Committee to edit the budget and include your project under the agency or ministry that you lobbied. Because budget figures are usually large, this may seem like adding a cup of water to River Niger. If appropriation chairman refuses to play, lobby the Speaker or the Senate President.

STEP 7. Say ‘aye’ on the day the budget is put up for debate. (This step is not very critical. You can decide not to show up and it will be bundled with the entire budget and passed. Almost all of your colleagues are in it.)

STEP 8. After the Ministry of Finance has released funds, approach the head of the agency to award the contract for your project to the company in #5. Most heads may require their share upfront. You can’t trust anyone in this business!

STEP 9. The company gets cash deposit from ministry or agency. It is withdrawn and handed to you. You can share with anyone that helped the process, but you’ll sure retain the bulk of it.

STEP 10. Sink a borehole in your community with a very tiny fraction of the money and call national TVs to come cover the “commissioning of your constituency projects”.

STEP 11. Plan for next year.

Source: http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/207610-how-nigerian-senators-reps-pad-national-budgets-and-make-billions.html

I was a victim of the same scam in 1995/6. On completing my Diploma in Computer Graphics with the University of Jos Consultancy, I was not given my certificate due to the fact that the receipt I was issued by one of the Staff of the Consultancy was fake. Yes, I gained the knowledge but nothing to show for it till today

This is super story!

This is one of the best articles I have read on this topic. I can relate to all you said because of my own personal experiences. I pray that young people will take this advice seriously. A WORD IS ENOUGH FOR THE WISE!

This was exactly how my room looked like back in the days. Lol!
* That rechargeable lamp/radio was just da bomb!!!

joey150:
This hack dey very inconclusive. How do i wrap the spring on the usb wire? It certainly cant pass through any of the usb heads.. O.p go and check well from wherever you copied this thing from

You something in your head called 'brain', please use it

I had been patronizing the lady selling recharge card in my office since 2010. Sometimes last year, my bank made it so easy for me to just buy credit by just dialling a short code. Early this year, she gathered courage and accosted me, saying she has observed that I no longer buy recharge card from her. I said yes, and I advised her to find another business because in the next couple of years, the process of recharging phones will be completely revolutionized. She went away sad and angry, but that is the truth!

Coke and Bread have been twins since the days of Mungo Park
* This mysterious combination has revivied my broke soul a million times back in my hustling days!

NAFDAC, weldone and thank you for coming out publicly to tell us what you are going to do on social media

Respect!

Thanks for sharing, OP

Grooms crying at their wedding seems to be the latest trend nowadays

I can bet that after the so called 'boyfriend' finishes pissing inside her, when it is time to get married, he will go and find a young decent virgin and marry. His excuse will be that her 'inside' is smelling urine. GIRLS, BE WISE. KNOW YOUR WORTH. DON'T LET A MEN TREAT YOU LIKE DIRT!
PS: There is no guanrantee that giving a man regular sex will make him marry you! A word is enough for the wise!

Wow!

Op, its a small world. Don't worry about anything if you don't have anything to hide. [s]Very soon he will find out about your past wild sexual escapades and even those abortions [/s]

Op, how about the indiscriminate use of JUJU by some girls to attact men?
How about those who always display their cleavage?

Mimzy!

This does not make common sense!!!

Some time ago, I was driving towards Berger Junction, Abuja. As I approached, I saw a colony of FRSC officials on on the road. I was confident that everything was intact - fire extinqhisher, triangle, licence, particulars, etc. All correct! So, I faced them like a boss. There was traffic conjection there, so we were moving slowly. One of the officers standing close to where I was passing shouted something to me. I did not hear. He motioned that I should wind down my glass. From the little one inch gap on top, I shouted back "sorry, it does not wind down".

The Guy just jumped in front of my car and ordered me to park off the road. i obliged him. I opened the door to talk to him and he asked my why my glass does not wind down. I said It had an issue, besides I always use my AC and I don't need to wind down most of the time. He said this is MECHANICAL DEFICIENCY and that it was a traffic offence.

I laughed so so hard til he was embarassed and asked me to go.

I had wanted to cause a scene in that place, till they all show me the Law that prescribes failure to wind down my glass as an offence.

Biko! Who can get me what this Kemi woman is smoking?

I expected to see "Demanding for sex" on top of the list.

TOMATO DOWRY. I stumbled on this picture on facebook and decided to share. lol!

Only the fear of God can keep a person from sin, but chastity increases the chances and the disipline required for a person to be faithful