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Is there anything like "DARK RED" Card?

More of such news! I love seeing and hearing the exploits of Nigerian youths. Way to go!

Arrant nonsense

Haba! So somebody cannot be fat in this country again because of job. Na wa O! Lolz!

Some of My experiences with examination malpractice:
1. I remember in 2008 a woman brought her biological daughter to my office, begging me to help the girl pass my course, and in return, the girl will "help me" with "anything" I wanted. I was too stunned! I still am! I turned down the offer - I did not trust myself to stop after I started going down that immoral lane.

2. While invigilating an examination, I was strict with the students as usual. A few minutes to the end of the exam, one student indicated he needed to speak to me. I went to him. He whispered to me to allow him cheat a little. I his words: "Mr. Abee, remember say even you too you did this thing when you were a student . . . " I quickly erased the conversation from my mind, and walked away. Dwelling on it a minute longer would have earned him a dirty slap.

3. I once caught a girl with extraneous materials in the examination hall. As I 'arrested' her and forced her to fill the Examination Misconduct Form, she started rubbing her body on mine - before I knew it, my Five Star General came alive and stood at attention. Jesus came to my rescue and cast out the demons before they could wreck havoc. thank God!

4. God delivered me several times from being lynched by students who perceived me as being too stringent. Ironically, I NEVER set any exam on a question I have not discussed in class, usually during exam revisions. The only thing I did not openly say was "These are your exam questions". Most of them are lazy and will still fail!

5. I still remember how horrified my students looked when I told them that my personal philosophy is that "It is better to fail honorably, than cheat to pass"

6. I have encountered many students with fantastic WAEC and NECO results who could barely piece together one correct sentence in English - whether written or spoken!

7. Once, I was marking examination scripts of one of my courses. i discovered that out of 43 of the candidates, 31 wrote the same thing - word for word; mistake for mistake! Wrote a petition to the Academic Board, seeking cancellation of the paper and querying the four (4) invigilators. My petition was thrown out as lacking in merit. Needless to say, both the students and my colleagues hated me for 'blowing the whistle.

8. There are a couple of girls in the school. Once their names appeared on the Examination Misconduct list for that Semester, just know that NOTHING will be done to all the culprits - those were the girlfriends of the VC and the Registrar!

9. As I rounded off the exam of one of my papers, i got a call from my Head of Department. "Mr. Abee, where are you?", "I am in my office, Sir". "Please, meet me in the office of the Registrar now". On getting there, I met almost all the Principal Officers of the School seated. The Registrar handed me a piece of paper containing the names of thirteen (13) girls that MUST not fail my course. I was taken aback. I collected the list, and trashed it in his secretary's dust bin on my way out. Well, let's just say, that started a war that eventually forced me out of the Academics

The ROT is real!

Op has mouth odor!

Omotolatolulope:
The rate at which people are been killed in this country is alarming and needs urgent attention. This situation is becoming unbearable and heart-wrenching, the government really needs to stand up to their task and ensure that this menace comes to an end. May the souls of the departed rest in peace...AMEN

What if the government has a hand in it? #justsaying

Petty!!!

Hoyindar321:
Please I need your help based on this
How can a guy that you’ve been dating for more than 4yrs Nd not just about love sex affection etc .........
you share in the relationship but good friendship being shared Nd we share lots of things in common even tell each other when and how we’ve by any chance have another shuffling of girls /guys and the same guy still went behind you to cheat and all Nd came back put blames on you that the lady is wrong..... have been going through this trauma for sometime
I’ve wept over this matter but I need your opinion base on this trust issue and how to overcome such guy ���

Op, I think you need to weep over your English

Awesome!

Haba! So somebody cannot repeat clothes again? na wa O!

Freiburger:
So? What are the benefits of taking the road with a huge chance?

There are things in life you'll never know unless you take a chance . . . #risk

Truth is bitter. The chances of breaking even out there are slim . . . but not impossible!

Standing next to a Cadillac makes you a Cadillac . . .

Throwback:
He cannot try same here.

The lesson here is that you can be king in your own country, but outside of it, you are just another refugee, migrant or tourist.

It behoves us all to ensure our country is habitable.

I totally agree with you. You hav finished talking the sense. No place like home. Come and take weekend money abeg!

chukzyfcbb:
This one deal he pulled off, will give his Fashion CV a massive Boost!

His style would now been seen as exquisite before the table of kings!

#Diligence pays

Yes!!!!!!

The snake that swallowed that JAMB money is not there? Nah! This list is not complete

Awesome!

Poverty everywhere!

That first picture: It seems the man in the background was trying to hold down his blockos

Awesome!