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33 years?

hisgrace090:
Who stops them from moving arround with their wives?

Wisdom stops them. The more you follow a woman around a shopping mall, the more your bill increases. It is better to ask for her budget and give what you can afford - and stay away from the actual shopping process

I smell a rat. Something is terribly wrong with Diamond bank. If you have money there, move it. Thank me later...

So, the best thing the military can do is present the President with a photo album in an elaborate ceremony? Naija which way?

This is a strong claim. It must not be discountenanced

tstx:
The New Buhari Is not as tall as the old buhari
.... This one i confirmed myself...

He used to wear high heels, now he has stopped!

I worked under someone who had attributes of 3, 5 and 6 for seven years, till God delivered me from his evil ways. I now work with him, but not under him

Op, just do a reverse image search on Google. Thank me later

They call the good boys that really care 'Church brothers'. They follow the Street brothers for fun and etc. Twenty years down the line, they wish they had married the 'Church brothers'. I have seen this trend before . . .

I can't comment on the substance of this post. The messages are INCONCLUSIVE

Lesson: Don't ever cheat on your wife with a dumbass illiterate

I work from home. I buy nomination forms for politicians and reap the dividends of my investment throughout their tenure.

The internet never forgets . . .

Beno3:
Who send am go there?

This is a cruel comment

Breaking News: I any relationship is one-sided, the uninterested party is clearly UNINTERESTED.

* Try this test:
Next time you're communicating and she is giving you attitude, ask for her account number. Tell her you want to send her N200k. Then go silent too.

Tell her that network is bad, and that you'll keep trying.

Ask her whether she has seen the alert. Then remain silent again. Ignore her.

Notice. If her interest increases just little and the communicates better - even a little, DUMP HER!

Move on. She is not for you.

If she did not fall for the prank, tell her you were just testing her and that you don't have such money. If she flaress up, DUMP HER

If she understands and improves communication, WIFE HER

Bloggers . . .

So, you want me to click the link abi?

The marriage commitment is not dependent on your feelings. Sorry. Go work on your marriage

chuksanambra:
Harrysong should shut da bleep up. He seeks excessive attention like a kindergarten kid. When he was mentioning Kizz Daniel in his madness and that one refused to answer him, he's now making noise about suicide.

They closed 3rd Mainland bridge 3 weeks ago but have opened it so that Harrysong can go kill himself.

Let him die and his album would sell wella like Fela and Michael Jackson.

Childish nonsense.

That was harsh . . .

Respect is earned, sorry

God have mercy

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
I'll gladly buy one for my husband though. Better than a human side chic

Pray instead that your husband will genuinely fear God. Once a man goes down the road of Sexual perversion, everything goes - eventually . . .

With due respect, if anyone makes the conscious decision to opt not to benefit from any procedure or measure to save his/her own life in a life threatening emergency situation, regardless of the basis of that decision, (religious, political, emotional, economic, etc), THAT IS SUICIDE. Simple!

What I don't understand is that the Nigerian President always travels with his own contingent, but they always have to line up to shake hands as he disembarks from the plane? Do other Presidents do that with thier officials everytime they travel?

MightyVicky:
Yes, there is. Ask Arsene Wenger, commenting on one of his post match interview were Granit Xhaka received a red card, he said:
"It was a dark yellow but instead, the referee gave him a bright red".
Invariably, there could be a dark red.

Hehehehehehehehe!!!!!

Is there anything like "DARK RED" Card?

More of such news! I love seeing and hearing the exploits of Nigerian youths. Way to go!

Arrant nonsense

Haba! So somebody cannot be fat in this country again because of job. Na wa O! Lolz!

Some of My experiences with examination malpractice:
1. I remember in 2008 a woman brought her biological daughter to my office, begging me to help the girl pass my course, and in return, the girl will "help me" with "anything" I wanted. I was too stunned! I still am! I turned down the offer - I did not trust myself to stop after I started going down that immoral lane.

2. While invigilating an examination, I was strict with the students as usual. A few minutes to the end of the exam, one student indicated he needed to speak to me. I went to him. He whispered to me to allow him cheat a little. I his words: "Mr. Abee, remember say even you too you did this thing when you were a student . . . " I quickly erased the conversation from my mind, and walked away. Dwelling on it a minute longer would have earned him a dirty slap.

3. I once caught a girl with extraneous materials in the examination hall. As I 'arrested' her and forced her to fill the Examination Misconduct Form, she started rubbing her body on mine - before I knew it, my Five Star General came alive and stood at attention. Jesus came to my rescue and cast out the demons before they could wreck havoc. thank God!

4. God delivered me several times from being lynched by students who perceived me as being too stringent. Ironically, I NEVER set any exam on a question I have not discussed in class, usually during exam revisions. The only thing I did not openly say was "These are your exam questions". Most of them are lazy and will still fail!

5. I still remember how horrified my students looked when I told them that my personal philosophy is that "It is better to fail honorably, than cheat to pass"

6. I have encountered many students with fantastic WAEC and NECO results who could barely piece together one correct sentence in English - whether written or spoken!

7. Once, I was marking examination scripts of one of my courses. i discovered that out of 43 of the candidates, 31 wrote the same thing - word for word; mistake for mistake! Wrote a petition to the Academic Board, seeking cancellation of the paper and querying the four (4) invigilators. My petition was thrown out as lacking in merit. Needless to say, both the students and my colleagues hated me for 'blowing the whistle.

8. There are a couple of girls in the school. Once their names appeared on the Examination Misconduct list for that Semester, just know that NOTHING will be done to all the culprits - those were the girlfriends of the VC and the Registrar!

9. As I rounded off the exam of one of my papers, i got a call from my Head of Department. "Mr. Abee, where are you?", "I am in my office, Sir". "Please, meet me in the office of the Registrar now". On getting there, I met almost all the Principal Officers of the School seated. The Registrar handed me a piece of paper containing the names of thirteen (13) girls that MUST not fail my course. I was taken aback. I collected the list, and trashed it in his secretary's dust bin on my way out. Well, let's just say, that started a war that eventually forced me out of the Academics

The ROT is real!

Op has mouth odor!

Omotolatolulope:
The rate at which people are been killed in this country is alarming and needs urgent attention. This situation is becoming unbearable and heart-wrenching, the government really needs to stand up to their task and ensure that this menace comes to an end. May the souls of the departed rest in peace...AMEN

What if the government has a hand in it? #justsaying