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Michelin imagine ooh, I want to serve sauron drinks and the bobo wan see my panties. Bouncer come here, Kindly lift mr sauron from his seat and thow him out on his ass.

Ogini, strip wetin, me no dey strip oh. Sauron this is decent bar, if u want to see strippers take the first right at yaba left. So mr sauron what can I get for u?

Ahh ayetty, just tryna make us some money, okay guys place ur order.

Ayetty, I am getting ready for my shift, so I need you to okay my outfit. I wld like to wear a white wife beater tied right above my navel with some shiny black tights. Shey this is good enough, I want to empty he pockets I'd sauron, tkb, pataki,elder, unstable 190,  emperor and any man I see in my path. Oya tel me If this outfit is okay so I can come behind the bar ooh.

@aysomethin, betta person. Yes ooh u are very correct, a lot of naijas are such bad belle people for example ms poster above me and Camelot is another female hater. Oh well thank god there are still decent people like you that can actully pray for her fellow woman when he has found a good man.

Best personality goes to TKB

Doyin, plat said to tell u to stop hating. Jaquan, I think u musta figured by now that plat got banned

Legendire, u don't know what u are talking abt. Platinum has friends on Nl, so she is understandably frustrated. She has been posting here for a while andshe is upset she won't be able to communicate with her friends anymore. @ jaquan, u don show face,  Add me to yim let's chat about our reunion plans.

My home girls I don land ooh. Can we please have cold throw out 190, Abeg the Bobo dey too unstable. So ayetty, can I get an amaretto sour over here.

My madam, how much are u selling your intimacy on the beach?

Hey babygirl, why were u banned? Terry and I were trying to Im you wit no success

Lol maedan rub it in girl.

@tope, I don't remember if anyone called u a hter when u said u preferred stepehnp to Jaquan. I even admitted that stepehnp was a hottie and I remember saying diff strokes for diff folks. I also remember ayetty telling u to stop lamenting, once again I don't remember anyone calling u or Stillwater haters so abeg stop being disingenuous.

Sauron, really u are being unfair the way u are talking about maedan, chei some of u can be so mean sha. I know this is an annonymous forum but can we maintain some civility here. Maedan has been witty, funny and appreciative of jaquans looks. What is wrong with a married woman appreciating, I am sure she loves her husband a lot and will never think of cheating. Naija men while dating/ married stare at women even in the presence of their girls/wives.  I really take offense with the way u have villified maedan cos she does not deserve it. @ ayetty, I thought ur yim was in ur profile, but i don't see it. Can u tell me wat it is?

Pataki, u know u are my person. Thanks for taking a chill pill. @ Tkb, me oo binu oh. Just a lil surprised at all the vehemence. I  used to speaking my mind without fear and I'll keep on doing so.  @ roki, we also think Jackie chan is hot nothing more, nothing less. @ ayetty, what is your trainer having u doing? Light weights?? Cardio??

Ayetty, good girl. So let's gist jare.  I  gonna add u on my yim

Yea ayetty, I was about to ask roki the same thing.  Anyway ayetty and maedan, just ignore them, after a while they will get tired  and move on

Omo ibo god bless u. Sauron when Naija men disagree with women, why stoop to name calling? Nothing more intelligent for u to say than to call someone ashawo? Na wah ooh.

@Doyin, so do u think everyone on nairaland uses their real name. He picked Jaquan as his Username, that does not mean that's his real name. @ pataki, lay off maedan na, yall are taking this too far over if somebody is hot or not. @tkb, my dear how far? @ sauron, we are not drooling oh, just stating facts here.

Damn the haters are in full swing this morning. Men I don't understand ooh, if u disagree with this topic, kindly find another one to post on, Ah ah kilode? Anyway to correct some facts jaquan is Igbo not Jamo.  Anyway y'all keep doing wat  u do best:HATIN.  To my home girls, good morning to you all

Lol ayetty don crase finish, well u will be in the right place to fulfill that fantasy. Ebony, I bet u had a blast in FL, were u in miami?

I didn't check BA or Virgin? The flight I checked was alitalia, Ayetty, u will come back with a bf or 2. Ebony, when last when u in the U.S? And what state did u visit?

I just checked tx for u London pple, It's gonna be around 250 pounds from july 1st the 4th

No I have not seen na2day but I am sure he is lurking around here amused at our bickering. The stephenp team is composed of tope and Stillwater. While the Jaquan team is half the ladies of Nl lol

Babes, yes ooh. My dear, u more than qualify. We are gonna make a hot team, if u London peeps show up.

Ahh pwetty ma binu. How was ur day? I Thot u were batting for the stephenp  team, so I decided it was best to give u silent treatment tonite. ok no vex oh

Ebony, na so ooh, when my Sis in law who used to live in London came to visit me, she said American boys wanted to kill her with flattery. She said anytime she wants to raise her self esteem, she will just take a flight to NYC.

Ayetty no wan easy oh, keep on killing them ms hot thang. Very pretty my dear.

Good for u girl, I am still working on my summer bod. Ayetty, keep working with that trainer cos when we land for that reunion ehn, I want all those bobos mouths to hang open for the duration of time we wish to grace that place with our lovliness.

Maedan, that's not an excuse ooh. Ebony and ayetty are in the UK too and they are thinking of coming.

Ahh ah of course na, I want to start selling clothes in Naija so I have scooped out all those places, The schedule is to get up, shop, sleep and party for that weekend. Tickets are cheap in July too. Ebony, time to hit those kettle bells hard.