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Good morning peeps. I slept in so late after a late night rendezvous with my Platinum, hmm my toes are still curled up from the memories of our passionate, Anyway let me stop, before haters like 190 jump on my a*.s

@190, Thanks for doing the recap, but who asked you sef, and please stop hating on Madlady & Scobby?? They are one of the most romantic couples on this thread. If you are so frustrated by their outpouring of love, then please go find your own Val that will shower will attention.

@Ebila, I no dey put Sand for your Garri, I just don't want Chi baby to be hurt na.

@Manny-No val yet??- where is Moyola by the way

@Eloquent, Dude, check the recap na, and pick a babe, Valentine is around the corner.

Eyin Nairalanders, make una leave Matter for Mathias joh.

@kissmylips, How old are you? If you are in secondary school or university, please find where this woman lives so you can watch her movements, pack your friends and beat the living daylights out of her. What arrant nonsense, Make sure you are not involved ooh, but tell your friend that one of them should act like another girlfriend of your father and leave her a stern message that she should stop seeing your father, and that if she keeps seeing him, the violence against her will escalate. (If I was the one cheating with your father, no one will tell me to run away before they disfigure me with beatings)

She will think your pops has other girlfriends responsible for the beatings. This should absolve you of responsibility when your father finds out about her beating. This will of course not stop your father from cheating, but should chase away the leech chopping your fathers money.

Plat baby, I am heading over to your house for our rendezvous. Thanks for showering me with love and attention and for taking the time to show me how to embed videos. See you in a bit.

Bk and Amaka, nite nite, heading over to see my babe.

Una nairaland, shey una see labor of Love. Thank you dear.

Lets hope I get this right now.

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Platinum, That Adina Howard song  is hmm hmm getting me in the mood for that back rub.

@ Amaka, lol. Well he will have to get past platinum to get into my pants.

How you yall insert your youtube videos in your replies?? I am still trying to learn how to use NL

And my Baby Abeke knows . . . . . nobody does it better than me . . . . . . . .

Thats right babe.

Honey, here is my song for you baby.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erVOa_OGmyU&feature=related

FYI Amaka, This is from Raswagga

Chi-baby plz can u log out u really causing comotion in dis thread nd it ain't funny.u and the amaka both of u are way damn too lousy
*death* Grin
Raswagga, berra not bite more than you can chew. Amaka go wan kill you when she sees this ooh.

What do you expect girl this is the valentine thread, and besides we are not getting as explicit as you and David were 2 nights ago.

Amaka, please post that janet jackson abeg, or tell me the name of the song.

Eff PLAT!!!! Grin She ant do nothing I can do for u. Plus, she aint in NY and she got a slit btwn her thighs instead of the "mandingo". So, choose wisely!!

But you ain't in NY too, and anyway I prefer a slit instead of a mandingo Anytime I need a Mandingo, Plat keeps me happy with a strap on.

@Platinum. My love, I am short of words at reading your poem and my heart overflows with love for you. Thank you so much.

Platinum, all Day I have been looking for you. Where you been girl? Thanks for the music

Bk, you berra back off, before platinum gets upset

I see scobby and madlady were having there own pre-valentine party up in here

Re: Unofficial Valentine NL Match-up Thread.
« #2179 on: Today at 12:14:33 AM »

@abekeade08 this thread of yours is on the verge of hitting a record,i salute o! I beg i dey look for nana o! Pls help me o!

Abi ooh. everybody day find fallentine. If i see nana, i will tell her you were asking after her.

ade I no trust u again oooo

Are you okay Raswagga, me that i have been begging mamagee for you up and down. Na me ask you make ou know sharpen your toasting skills. Dude, you have to keep her interested. Once you get a babe, it does not mean you have to relax na.

manny i thot i seen u makin a move at ibk  Undecided u makin me loose ma trust in u oooo. . c hw u jumpin 4rm 1 person 2 da oda. not a gd look  Undecided

chibaby, you left him na, you too know say body no be wood na.

@bawomolo, na wah for this your skating dude and his ashy looking knees

What kind of braids do you have on? I usually do the medium sized ones because A. its quicker to loosen and B. Less breakage Grin

Its the medium sized ones, I can't even sit down for those tiny ones.

@Justswise,
Hmm its always good not to tempt fate.

Re: Unofficial Valentine NL Match-up Thread.
« #2165 on: Today at 11:58:08 PM »

where is my 1 min woman again oooooooooo

She is not used to NL. When she dey online, where you run comot go??

Chi-baby plz can u log out u really causing comotion in dis thread nd it ain't funny.u and the amaka both of u are way damn too lousy

*death*  
Raswagga, berra not bite more than you can chew. Amaka go wan kill you when she sees this ooh.

Dedicating this classic song to you baby girl,  I hope you enjoy  it

Scooby, this is some baby making music Thank you jor I am putting it on my ipod straight away.

@Abekeade, Hey, wut u mean my mind always in the gutter?!!? I just felt like giving u good advice on exercise thats all, thats the only reason I showed u those videos!!!! Just being a good friend thats all

Hmm na so. I am sure you loved all her bootay popping.

i thot u hve 2 girls on your list nw. . r u not satisfied wiv dem??  Undecided

Chibaby, don't mind Ebila ooh. Na big cheat, if you fall in his trap, na immediate heart break ooh.  

404, where you dey na??

Walahi . . . .if una no organise falantine for me,
I go make sure say the thing wey happen for
1996 go repeat eself.

I don talk my own.

Doyin?? you no dey check the recap. Diva.20 asked you to be her valentine. I already put you guys under the confirmed couples, cos i thought you accepted.

Quote from: mama-gee on Today at 11:29:55 PM
*Licks Lips*,Did you just say Lollipop?, okay I want some. Grin Grin

now have you tasted chocolate lollipops  Cheesy

Quote from: michelin89 on Today at 11:30:32 PM
And the craddle-robbers got her. Lips sealed

cougars need love too

Raswagga, you just dey look as them dey try steal your girl. No come tell me again oh if she run away with bawomolo.

Its cold here but not like what we had last Dec and early Jan, i'm not going out tonite though, can't be bothered. I'm good at removig braid, how much will u pay? Smiley

Tempting offer, but my friend go kill me if i accept.

R231 how you doing today? I'm just home chilling about to eat something. What you up to?

R231, where are you oh, She don dey online.

FYI-she no dey speak yoruba like us, so toast am in English.

TKB go kill me ooh.

Ade08 plz help me beg mamagee dat we shud tak dis val euphia to another level as in making it real.I want to c her real.am bleeping lonely in ma luv world.@mamgee u there?

Mamagee.see request na. Answer the boy, he wants to take this to another level.

Raswagga, mamagee, no like broke backside boys ooh. Shey you can take care of her??  I don't want hear her complain that you no fit handle her.  

Tanx abe. How abt we split d time limit. U b mine in d morn and then his 4 rest of d day. Wot d u say?

Daduke, our request is tempting. I am already hooked to a guy and a girl and my king size bed cannot handle more people, so i will have to be satisfied with what i have right now.


SOS Jacquan---Dude where are you??

@r231, she said she is coming online ooh.

Chei if TKB sees this now, he go dey vex for me.

and how did dat happen

I am sure you knw about it

Emi ke?? She just sent me a text, I have told her to come online.

Daduke, that your picture is not bad ooh. Too bad I am already taken.

Platinum, where are you ooh, Daduke don dey tempt me ooh.

Here I'm use me mamagee

Raswagga, you are so lucky, you showed up, you were 5 seconds away from losing mamagee. Guys were already circling your girl like she was dinner. You berra thank me, for keeping them away.

Raswaggaz was found unconscious in mama-gee's flat. . . .

*Death*

R231-I am still trying to be nuetral, but it be like say TKB don coner Wunmi ooh.

He's disappeared?Den u & I can still be 2geda naw!  Grin

See this bobo trying to take advantage ooh.

SOS for 404- Dude, ebila is trying to steal your girl