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You know i gat your back anytime luv.

@190
shut the bleep up!! now youre just starting to annoy me. "free to have amaka" as if you owned me in the first place or something. was i ever yours to begin with? Undecided Huh
you and rooneyboy are so damn annoying.
and you look like a lunatic having a conversation with yourself.
rubbish.
if you left, then go away!! stop coming back and yarning amaka left and right.
*hiss*

lol O pari. Amka ti yari ooh. Amaka, easy for the guy na, he is dealing with serious heartbreak.

Re: Unofficial Valentine NL Match-up Thread.
« #2095 on: Today at 10:35:37 PM »

I said where is raswaggaz for crying out loud? Angry

Mamagee, na real hit and run. He said i should tell you to e-mail him. If he does not show up in the next couple days, i guess you had better pick someone else.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gz10hKfFRKs&feature=related


http://spizzyblog.com/2009/12/09/andressa-soares-mulher-melancia-4/

Bk, your mind is always in the gutter . That babe is thicker than,
She has a nice bod though.

Brain with average look win it all. Dats why i love my ebonsexy.

Are you crazy?? Please don't down my girls rep like that. She is not average looking ooh, infact she is very beautiful. She has the whole package of beauty, brains and character,a wife material any naija man would be happy to have.

Will do my best. How is the wkend going?

It creeping along. I was supposed to take out my braids today, but I am too tired to even bother. Are you doing anything fun in London tonite?? Is the weather gray and dreary as usual?

Both beautiful girls, but I will have to go with Thonia on this one.

Hahahaha. . . he is a vilage Dr. Anyway how are u doing? your friend is fine though too many hot blooded animals here are after her

I know, too many male wolves on NL. Just keep your eyes on her sha.

@bawomolo, leave that fin, jare, na u wan jail me? The girl is mine.

Hmm, Thats the spirit Manny, don't let them swipe ibkaye from under your nose again. Shey I told you the wolves will start circling soon.

IBK came online and said she is no minor, IBK, where are you, come and repeat your self again oh

@r231, calling her now.

Ebony, I knew you were going to be here, abeg lets set this bobo straight.

@O/P Get off your self righteous pedestal. How many men recklessly screw around with young girls while they are married?? Some men have absolutely no reason to cheat, yet they go out and cheat because they can't keep their pants zipped up. How many men have infected their wives with all kinds of STD's yet wives still lay with their husbands to perfom their duties. HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE A WOMAN SCORNED. If you say women are bad, then its Men who taught them or pushed them to be bad girls. Se fini.

Like Ebony said, if you are paranoid, get some dogs and cats to keep you company

hmmm Ibkaye is still single, let me see coulda? woulda? shoulda?

You berra ask her fast, before the wolves on this thread start circling her. We gats to get you a girl before the 14th.

@justwise,

My dear, how are you?? I hope you have been treating my friend well ooh.

No mind this fake Dr whizzy, wey not fit speak pidgin or correct english. If person allow this one to operate on him/her, na Baba God them go find when dey open their eyes

@abeke. Duuh!!!! your nt sayn a shld repeat. R u. Btw all doze hard yyaaab 4 a comment. Haba

Can somebody please translate this language for me please??

@post,
Hope i'm allowed to hav multiple vals cos i'd like Tanimz,Chi-baby & of course Ibkaye to be my vals! Grin*i'd giv all of u equal time,gifts & romance(promise)* Grin

Look at this olojukokoro. You and 3 girls, you fit handle them sef?? All na mouth, when it comes time to do the deed then, you go dey shake.

Do you do all that wineing as well? Shocked I need to step my dance game up Grin Grin

Yes girl, i do all that wineing, coupe decale is great for toning up legs, glutes and abs.

@michelin, I don't think lailaiboy fit handle you 2

@sweetiepie, Honey are you a carpet muncher

yep, don't even go there. Boyz have been fighting over ebony since this thread was created. They will bulldoze you, if you try and claim her ooh. Check the forumites under "Still Searching" they are all looking for Valentines. I can recommend 190, He is frantically looking for a babe.

michelin89 please be mt val

Sorry Sweetpie, Michelin is taken. However if she agrees to our request. I will update it in the recap.

ABEKE
am bak,i went shoping for all ya.
bt before i give you wat i got,corect the recap.

AM NOT PROPOSING TO 190

lol corrected, hmm so what did you get for me on this your shopping trip

Eya kpele o!! Damn that girl can wine Grin Grin Body is banging as well. Shocked

Yes ooh , the babe is bad. she moves her body as fluidly as water, and its a good exercise too.

I didn't even take my braids out yet talk less of go doing the new one. Just so tired from my work week. I have been sleeping all day, about to do dance coupe decale for my workout, then i will start taking out my braids.

Check out my favorite Coupe decale dancer.
I think she is the sexiest thing since sliced bread See her hip ratio to her waist, chei lord have mercy.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkdYj3LVkv4

Valentine Match up Recap
                                                       So far We Have:

Confirmed Couples

Abekeade/Platinum/Mandingo Jaquan-----) Reigning Queens and our Gorgeous Mandingo

Ebony/BIG DON JUSTWISE- Justwise is in loff ooh

Uju/Whitelexi------) Hot val couple

tbaba/Uniqued----)Hot couple

Ayettymama/galatico---) Hot Couple-Sorry you lost Jacquan

Hbabe/Chidi- Chidi after much searching got one of the most wanted Babes on NL--) Chidi, them dey try steal your babe this morning again ooh

Davidylan/Amaka-----) 190 just got kicked to the curb  Horniest couple Grin

Scooby/madlady---) sweetest proposal on NL from Scobby.  

404eater/chibaby------) --Manny and Gemmag, Back to the drawing board

Adusol/ Tope--------After much begging, and fighting with Raswagga- Adusol won this bout.

Raswagga/Mamagee--------) Glory be to Jesus, Raswagga got a girl and a hot one too.-Mamgee Raswagga said to contact him at onyekelly@yahoo.com for your Val presents

Harrypotter/Kunbee-----) proposal yet to be accepted by Kunbee Kunbee where are you sef??

Nana/Daylea---) After being a confirmed couple, Daylea tried to cheat with mamagee. Nana caught him and kicked his backside to the curb, with much begging, though quicke shaky, they are back together again

Gabry/Tony---) She accepted after a lot of love poems and songs.

Ladybird/Pataki---) After much toasting from Jaybee, pataki and denzel. Ladybird, shenked the almighty MOD (Jaybee) and chose pataki. ( We expect word of ladybird being banned before Feb14th)

Secretz/Follypimpi-----) she proposed, he accepted.

Igwe/y'me------) Igwe proposed to and yme accepted.

Michelin 89 proposed to lailai boy---) After assurances of no further Eyoniggar ploys from Michelin, he accepted

Waiting for Acceptance

Adolfebad---Try to cause commotion and steal Chibaby Well chi baby, what do you say??

Diva 2.0/Doyin13---) Diva asked Doyin, still waiting for an answer from Doyin

Tkb/r231/Wunmi---) Wunmi logged in and R231 already started his Macdaddy skill. TKB, no where to be found

Eyoniggar/iice----) still waiting for an answer from iice



Still Searching

(f) Baybootz/?? Still searching

(m) Charles316- Tope no accept his luff o

(m) Delgasky- Still Searching

(m) VGA/?? Salty guy still searchin- beware, broken-hearted . .

(m) Lagos Boy/?? Still searching

(m) denzel/?? Still searching

(m) Jaybee/?? Still searching- Snatch him fast o, #1 in VOTES!

(f) busybody/?? Still searching- after Igwe don follow yme

(m) Hardbody/?? Came too late for Hbabe, Still searching

(f) popegirl----Still Searching

(m) adolfebad/?? Still Searching

(m) Eloquent/?? Still Searching

(f) Moyola/?? Still searching- wont make up her mind . .

(m) Kokonets/?? Still searching

(f) Tanimz---)  See fine babe, NL bobos, make una ask na

(m) Candylipz/?? Still searching

(f) Ibakaye??Still  Searching- Young Fine Ibkaye is still available for the taking

(f) Choigo/?? Still Searching---) Can't belive popular Chiogo neva get man sha- where is sjeezy

(f) Oyinda/------) I think Bawomolo was using style to ask her. Oyinda, do you accept?

(f) Stillwater/?? after much fighting between R231 and TKB, Still water didnt choose anyone status-Now she has dissapeared  . .

(m) bk_bayee90/??-  Still Searching. . .will any one take him?

(m) Smooth/??Still Searching---) Smooth needs to update his smooth skills and get himself a girl

(m) Rooney/??----Drank too much Haterade and cant choose anyone- Still Drinking haterade with no luck

(m) Milkan08----) Back on thread and still searching

(m) 190----Back to still searching status, after being railroaded by daviddylan-- David dylan smoothly stole his girl last night
Current status: Crying on my thread and threatening to spam my thread if we don't produce Amaka


So many people looking for Valentines, Make una Hook up na.    Guys and Girls we need some nice Youtube Song Dedications too along with your proposal. We are looking to give out an award for the best song dedication!

Re: Unofficial Valentine NL Match-up Thread.
« #2003 on: Today at 03:22:01 PM »

where is my 404eater?? Kiss ds kind name sef Cheesy Tongue

lol, if that 404 means what i am thinking , then you berra don't complain ooh

Guys we need some youtube dedications abeg. It's Saturday, this page needs some groove.

Well az a med doc. I cld eazili tell she's suffern 4rm konjinitis nd nids a cure fast. Wel d onli drug 4 nw which iz scarce nd xpensiv iz 'condo alaba' taken 3 times daili nt wif water bt wif thik yugot. D alternative is an operation cald lesbomaticulation which she dsnt sim to wnt or alternative pennysiline which u mit nt lik.

Which kin ogogoro doctor you be sef?? I did not understand nada in our post. Speak English or pidgin abeg.

Good morning my people

MOyola, I guess fate just gave a proof that we're meant for each other, after all the hullabaloo and the topsy turvy, I still find u my angel, the queen of my heart, my love here with me.
I never knew what love meant until you touched my life. You gave life it's self- meaning and purpose. With the whisper of your name, the birds sing no more, or perhaps I lose the ability to hear their song. My heart longs only for the sound of your voice, and the touch of your silly soft hand. I never knew life could be so full, I never knew love could be so real, I never knew what happiness was until I knew your love. With every breath I breathe, with every beat of my heart, my eternal soul agrees, that I never knew life until I knew your love. I love u MO, wld u be my val?

*WATER DON PASS GARRI* , Manny you have finally said what you have wanted to say all along. Moyola, you know this bobo loves you, which kin heartbreak be this sef. Una girls wicked ooh.

This thread should be derailed and canceled


Its bulls**t
and arrant nonsense

makes no sense to me~ Angry

The thread makes no sense to you, cos you lost your girl. Na so them try steal Ebony yesterday, but justwise was here fighting and he didn't lose is girl. Sorry 190 you will soon get another girl and don't tell me you don't want one cos everyone needs a valentine.

Amaka and BK shey you guys know that when 2 people are abusing themselves like this, there is usually an undercurrent of sexual attraction.

Oya, make both of you confess. *Amaka, I promise not to tell david*

David is handling his business.
are you saying this because you want to be alone with bk_babe90? you've got to be kidding me. Undecided
don't try it ooooo *pulls ear*

Ouch, Amaka stop pulling my ear. I am just gisting with a fellow forumite na.

Bk _babe90 is very misunderstood, na real nice guy ooh.

Oya go find David, let him continue handling his business.

^^^
LMFAO.

Amaka Troublemaker--where is David sef.

I am still out of NY, yes!!! But Im in contact with people out there. Yeah, I heard its gonna snow like 1 foot or more tonite/tommorrow!!!

Good for you. I am sure Arizona has better weather than NYC at the moment. My body has still not gotten used to this bloody cold. Oh well, just going to stay warm all weekend

@abekeade08

This is no joking matter o, I'm really bothered and sad at the moment. At least I went to my doctor yesterday for check-up. Just a small Trichomoniasis that I had and It has since been treated.

Just contemplating leaving this girl,

Wetin be small Trichomonisis, STD na STD. Ya'll are already passing diseases back and forth. When you get Hiv, will you say" Just a small HIV i had".

Go to the nearest clinic, get tested for all STD's, if they find anything, get treated and then pick your shoe and run fast from this girl.

There are so many implications of not protecting your manhood in this day and age. Na wah for you ooh. If you like keep screwing girls raw, when you get Aids, then your eyes go open well well.

Hey, yo, ABEKEADE, wut u doing tonite?!!? Oh, never mind maybe I shouldnt ask heard theres gonna be a storm in the city tonite!!

I am curled up in bed with my laptop beside me surfing NL. How boring is that? I thought you were in Arizona?

I heard it gonna snow tonite.

OMG 61 pages!!!

Yes ooh 61 pages and you are still single, Stillwater you see your life.

jaquan

i hate you too!

Ayetty, why e dey pain you na. Me and Platinum will help you take care of him well well, have no worries, jacquan is in good hands