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RomanceRe: Pls Help! She Wants Me In Bed Every Day! by Abekeade08(f): 3:28am On Feb 06, 2010
What do you want help with? Abeg my guy, You can pass her on to the to the male forumites on NL. I am sure they will be happy to help to you take care of her sexual needs, and I think they will have enough sense to insist on using a condom unlike you.

Was this the kind of help you were seeking?? grin
RomanceRe: I'm Disgusted by Abekeade08(f): 3:13am On Feb 06, 2010
Maybe the chic just hates u cus your english sucks!!!! Just my humble opinion!!!
*death* lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Unofficial Valentine NL Match-up Thread. by Abekeade08(op): 3:08am On Feb 06, 2010
paltinum, thanks for the recap my love.
RomanceRe: Unofficial Valentine NL Match-up Thread. by Abekeade08(op): 2:12am On Feb 06, 2010
Quote from: Abekeade08 on Today at 02:09:47 AM
Damn girl, at the rate i am going, I'll have changed 5 different thongs today Wink I will be there in -5 seconds. Wink
that's disgusting.
Amaka, amaka, When David was making you creaming your pants yesterday night, I didn't say anything ooh. Oya waka comot go meet David joh.
RomanceRe: Unofficial Valentine NL Match-up Thread. by Abekeade08(op): 2:09am On Feb 06, 2010
To my baby Abeke,
The neighbors are gonna damn sure hear us tonight
oh yes
I know your gonna do some eatin at my table tonight
How does that sound baby?
your bodys so banging u dont need no protection tonight
Damm boo (Did i just say that? I guess i Did)
Lets do this
Damn girl, at the rate i am going, I'll have changed 5 different thongs today wink I will be there in -5 seconds. wink
RomanceRe: Unofficial Valentine NL Match-up Thread. by Abekeade08(op): 2:03am On Feb 06, 2010
@Tope, abi oh. 60pages and its not even 48hrs yet.

Umm Justwise, chill na, You know Ebony tries to be nice to everybody, well most of the time grin

She is just being diplomatic with her choice of words. Biko, don't feel slighted oo.
RomanceRe: I'm Disgusted by Abekeade08(f): 1:59am On Feb 06, 2010
It seems like VGA is a little unstable if you ask me *runs out of thread*
RomanceRe: I'm Disgusted by Abekeade08(f): 1:55am On Feb 06, 2010
Didn't you see she was ugly and Nigerian before you went for her? Huh
grin
RomanceRe: Unofficial Valentine NL Match-up Thread. by Abekeade08(op): 1:41am On Feb 06, 2010
Ebony, whats going on here. Eldee and co? Ebony don decide na, why are you trying to pur sand in Justwise Garri. , abeg make una shift jare.
RomanceRe: Unofficial Valentine NL Match-up Thread. by Abekeade08(op): 1:35am On Feb 06, 2010
David and Amaka, make una see wetin your romance don cause ooh.
This is arrant BULLSH**T just because i was down yesterday
and had high temperature to come online~ amaka ran off with someone
without even waiting to know what exactly is going on~ this is BULL**T Angry Angry
Abekeade08 or what ever your name is---TAKE MY NAME OFF THIS GOD-DAMN BULLSH**T LIst
I am no longer interested in this Notorious Joke of a f~king thread called BLO,ODY VALENTINE


Nonsense, Angry Angry Angry

David or whatever u are called
You are a capital F--OL
and as for amaka, thanks alot~
Quote from: Abekeade08 on Yesterday at 08:19:52 PM
Well 190, why are you here crying?? How can you hook a fine babe like Amaka and just Waka. It's not my fault that David has more toasting skills than you do. As far as I am concerned your name stays on the list. If you don't like it. You can report me to jaybee, he is on the thread toasting right now himself. Berra get to work and snatch another girl instead of crying joh.
I have told you
This is PISSING me off Bigtyme
If i dont have amaka to myself
i would have no one,
Take my name off the List
I am no longer interested
else i would be forced to spam and derail this thread
with TAKE ME OFF YOUR LIST all over the place

I AM SIMPLY NO LONGER INTERESTED.
I dont want NO VALENTINE
EVERYONE CAN GO TO HELL AND LICK MY BUTT
Quote from: baybbootz on Yesterday at 08:37:18 PM
except mi Grin

awww poor urban, u can still give david a run for his money.
u still have time on your hands Wink Wink
I am not just interested~
once matched--it ought to stay that way,
amaka has really fallen my hands bigtyme
i am no longer interested,
i accept no-one and would seek no one futher
i am no longer interested,
i have lost intrest in all of this


@Abeke
if you wish to keep my name up there,please keep it there 4 as long as u like
but no-one kicked me to no curbs and i am no longer interested in this valentine TRANSH
Quote from: Abekeade08 on Yesterday at 09:02:01 PM
Well go back through the thread, to see what happened. To make the long story shot: David saw you were not around and started toasting Amaka, she first resisted since she had committed to you. She asked me if she could have both of you, but i told her she could only choose 1. David saw you were not around and stepped up the pressure till she resisted. Amaka then asked me to change her val to David. So if you have a problem, abeg go meet amaka, if she asks me to change her Val back to you, I will happily do so.
No dont bother~
i have lost interest in everything
but please just take my name off the list
have a fun filled valentine bash
i dont want my name associated with this anymore
sorry for threatning to spam your thread with (TAKE ME OFF YOUR LIST)
i am so angry rite now,ive been struck down with malaria and is right now
on meds, but ok now to come back online only to meet this,i wish ama and david all the best
but i am no longer interested in No-one futher neither do i have any interest in seeking futher
for anyone,i wont go back for ama,she isnt worth my tyme,neither would i have anybody interested in my matchup~
i am off bigtyme going elsewhere, but
have a happy valentine~ Wink
i sincerely No longer wants to have anything futher to do with this

I would spend my valentine alone
RomanceRe: Unofficial Valentine NL Match-up Thread. by Abekeade08(op): 1:27am On Feb 06, 2010
59 pages?!?!?! Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
i was expecting 50 at the most.
na wa!!
let me browse. Cool
Wetin be your problem na, you don cause 190 to almost commit suicide. Did you see his past posts. He don vex for you well well.
RomanceRe: Unofficial Valentine NL Match-up Thread. by Abekeade08(op): 12:00am On Feb 06, 2010
To my Valentine Jaquan:
and the sexiest man on NL

Lay your body down and
Let me touch your body
And u know its goin down
Cause ain't nobody here 2 stop me
And i know u heard about . . . . .
my freaky reputation
But don't listen 2 the crowd  
Because u know how they be hatin
on mee,
Platinum, abeg hold the guy down while i run home, Ayetty is too sneaky for my liking and we can't allow her  get her paws on Jacqaun again.

FYI: where there is a (me) on your poem, try to dey write (us)--don't make me feel insecure and chase jacquan away ooh. grin
RomanceRe: Unofficial Valentine NL Match-up Thread. by Abekeade08(op): 11:56pm On Feb 05, 2010
Insert Quote
I've had enough(negative fins)2day,I gat 2 go 2 bed maybe it wld make me feel better. Bye every1. kip up d gud work abe.
Thank you Manny, I still know Moyola loves so sha, so cheer up.

Ok Gang, I am heading home from work but i'll be back on in an hour.
RomanceRe: Unofficial Valentine NL Match-up Thread. by Abekeade08(op): 11:52pm On Feb 05, 2010
Re: Unofficial Valentine NL Match-up Thread.
« #1835 on: Today at 11:43:22 PM »

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@ayetty snookooms
abeke said u were a no go area,
chei Jacqaun is lying on me ooh.
RomanceRe: Unofficial Valentine NL Match-up Thread. by Abekeade08(op): 11:49pm On Feb 05, 2010
Valentine Match up Recap.

So far we have:

Confirmed Couples

Abekeade/platinum/Mandingo Jacquan-----) Reigning Queens and our Gorgeous Mandingo

Ebony/BIG DON JUSTWISE- Justwise is in loff ooh

Uju/Whitelexi------) Hot val couple

tbaba/Uniqued----)Hot couple

Ayettymama/galatico---) Hot Couple-Sorry you lost Jacquan kiss

Hbabe/Chidi- Chidi after much searching got one of the most wanted Babes on NL--) Chidi, them dey try steal your babe this morning agin ooh

Dadidylan/Amaka-----) 190 just got kicked to the curb  Horniest couple

Scobby/madlady---) sweetest proposal on NL from Scobby.  

404eater/chibaby------) --Manny and Gemmag, Back to the drawing board

Adusol/ Tope--------After much begging, and fighting with Raswagga- Adusol won this bout.

Raswagga/Mamagee--------) [b]Glory be to Jesus, Raswagga got a girl and a hot one too.-Mamgee Raswagga said to contact him at onyekelly@yahoo.com for your Val presents[/b]

Harrypotter/Kunbee-----) proposal yet to be accepted by Kunbee Kunbee where are you sef??

Nana/Daylea---) After being a confirmed couple, Daylea tried to cheat with mamagee. Nana caught him and kicked his backside to the curb, with much begging, though quicke shaky, they are back together again

Gabry/Tony---) She accepted after a lot of love poems and songs.

Ladybird/Pataki---) After much toasting from Jaybee, pataki and denzel. Ladybird, shenked the almighty MOD (Jaybee) and chose pataki. ( We expect word of ladybird being banned before Feb14th)

Scretz/Follypimpi-----) she proposed, he accepted.

Igwe/y'me------) Igwe proposed to and yme accepted.

Michelin 89 proposed to lailai boy---) After assurances of no further Eyoniggar ploys from Michelin, he accepted grin

Waiting for Acceptance

Charles316/ val proposal to Tope----) Tope would you like to change your val like Charles?

Tkb/r231/Wunmi---) Wunmi logged in and R231 already started his Macdaddy skill. TKB, no where to be found

Eyoniggar/ice----) still waiting for an answer from Ice

Baybootz/Val proposal to 190---) 190 dey shakara

Still Searching

(m) Delgasky- Still Searching

(m) VGA/?? Salty guy still searchin

(m) Lagos Boy/?? Still searching

(m) denzel/?? Still searching

(m)jaybee/?? Still searching

(f) busybody/?? Still searching

(m) Hardbody/?? Came too late for Hbabe, Still searching

(f) popegirl----Still Searching

(f) Moyola/?? Still searching

(m) Kokonets/?? Still searching

(f) Tanimz---)  See fine babe, NL bobos, make una ask na

(m) Candylipz/?? Still searching

(m) Doyin13/?? Still searching ( big mouth / no luck)

(m) Jacquan/?? Hottest Guy On Nairaland not hooked up yet. chei

(f) Ibakaye??Still  Searching- Fine Ibkaye is still searching

(f) Choigo/?? Still Searching---) Can't belive poular Chiogo neva get man sha

(f) Oyinda/------) I think Bawomolo was using style to ask her. Oyinda, do you accept?

(f) Stillwater/?? after much fighting between R231 and TKB, Still water didnt choose anyone status-Still searching

(m) bk_bayee90/??-  Still Searching      

(m) Smooth/??Still Searching---) Smooth needs to update his smooth skills and get himself a girl

(m) Rooney/??----Drank too much Haterade and cant choose anyone- Still Drinking haterade with no luck

(m) Milkan08----) Back on thread and still searching

(m) 190----Back to still searching status, after being railroaded by daviddylan-- David dylan smoothly stole his girl last night
Current status: Crying on my thread and threatening to spam my thread if we don't produce Amaka
Quote

So many people looking for Valentines, Make una Hook up na. Guys and Girls we need some nice Youtube Song Dedications too along with your proposal. We are looking to give out an award for the best song dedication
RomanceRe: Unofficial Valentine NL Match-up Thread. by Abekeade08(op): 11:39pm On Feb 05, 2010
Fake NL girls. when it comes to tasting them u see insult
close this thread cos is poo
Sounds like someone has been hurt a bit on NL lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Unofficial Valentine NL Match-up Thread. by Abekeade08(op): 11:37pm On Feb 05, 2010
OMG III  GET JAQUAN


I JUST CREAMED AGAIN!!
Chei Plat, I was hoping you wld not miss this. Thank God you arrived on time. I don swipe Jacqauan under Ayetty nose.  grin

Insert Quote
@Abe. . .havin  gone thru d pages i c chibaby has made her choice,truly luff is wicked lol i gave her my all but she threw it back @ me. Im nt in d mood 2 chase anygal again rather they shld chase me lol i don tire!
lol Kokonets, You no even work to chase chibaby. Come bobos don dey toast the girl since yesterday. Baybootz and so many other girls are still available.
RomanceRe: Unofficial Valentine NL Match-up Thread. by Abekeade08(op): 11:34pm On Feb 05, 2010
jaquan



Abekeade
Sorry Ayetty, He belongs to Paltinum and I now. Please abeg waka go find Galatico. grin
RomanceRe: Unofficial Valentine NL Match-up Thread. by Abekeade08(op): 11:29pm On Feb 05, 2010
@Madlady, Your name fit you true true, well Scooby is here for you now.

Chei, *ayetty don catch me oh*--*death*
RomanceRe: Unofficial Valentine NL Match-up Thread. by Abekeade08(op): 11:27pm On Feb 05, 2010
@abeke

i think i am equal to the task and then some, trust
Wow, I like a confident man kiss kiss kiss kiss. Lets hope Ayetty does not catch us sha, cos the woman too dey jealous. grin

Chei, where is platinum ooh, she wld love to see all this. wink
RomanceRe: Unofficial Valentine NL Match-up Thread. by Abekeade08(op): 11:24pm On Feb 05, 2010
@Scooby1 send some music pls    it's to quite down hear
See you madlady, now you are longing for scobby, when the bobo was sending flowers and poems, you were complaining, now you want some music. hmm na wah for women ooh grin

Denzel-Thank for you helping  me to do small Amebo tongue

she has her able PA,ill be home all day tomorowsaturday-unwynding day, yayyy
Geez, thank God its friday.
RomanceRe: Unofficial Valentine NL Match-up Thread. by Abekeade08(op): 11:21pm On Feb 05, 2010
@abeke
I won't get home till 02:00 GMT
But I have ma BB here to keep tab on what's goin on
Won't miss her for a million dollars
Where is she?
I need to email her ooo
She told me she had to go run some errands. One of your supporters sent me your e-mail addy, I will ask her for her permission to send her e-mail addy, if she agrees then I'll send it ova.

Ok raswagga, have a good day. I'll pass your message to mamagee.

Lailaiboy, I'll recap in a bit.
RomanceRe: Unofficial Valentine NL Match-up Thread. by Abekeade08(op): 11:14pm On Feb 05, 2010
OMG 57 pages @Abekeade08 This will more than a full time job
My sister, you no lie.

@daylea, I have updated the thread na,
RomanceRe: Unofficial Valentine NL Match-up Thread. by Abekeade08(op): 11:13pm On Feb 05, 2010
Somebody pls help
Where is ma Wunmi?
Why you no dey siddon for house TKB, you don miss her again angry
RomanceRe: Unofficial Valentine NL Match-up Thread. by Abekeade08(op): 11:11pm On Feb 05, 2010
Quote from: lalaboi on Today at 10:58:43 PM
Michelle. . . . Hmm. . .

Dont want you to do an Eyonigger on me! lol. . . U av to put in in writing. . .anything that happens outside NL stays outside NL

Plus. . .I get schengen
Abeg ooh. When did Michelin do an eyoniggar on you, I am all ears ooh. tongue
RomanceRe: Unofficial Valentine NL Match-up Thread. by Abekeade08(op): 11:09pm On Feb 05, 2010
Abekeade

o no u didnt

o no she didnt    

i cannot belive this!!

OMG

i turn my back for 5 seconds

and you have your dirty smelly paws all over him

       

i thought you were a lesbianhuh

*storms out never to return*
LWKMD, i don swipe your man right from under your nose. Platinum and I are going to show that guy "the koko" on vals day wink
RomanceRe: Unofficial Valentine NL Match-up Thread. by Abekeade08(op): 11:07pm On Feb 05, 2010
190,i DONT want 2 be your val oooo,duno u either.
i jus wanted to give u a masage,u would have loved it,but oh wel, am goin away.

abeke please have mercy on me,dnt update dat fast naw, i saed i dont want a partner again,ill just be your asst match maker.
I jus wanted to give him a massage.
Hmm ok bootz, don't mind 190. anyway i'll update your status in my next recap.
RomanceRe: Unofficial Valentine NL Match-up Thread. by Abekeade08(op): 11:04pm On Feb 05, 2010
Please im not doin shakara,i dont know baybootz
never seen or heard her before either
i just want to be left alone from all of this
Well you can get to know her, She is a sweet lady, trust my judgement on this. undecided

@Deji,
Thanks for the link, I wish more guys wld post some youtube song dedications to their girl. undecided

Abekeade08: U might wanna change my status from "still searching" to "starting to get angry". I asked u to be my Val u playing games  . So what, 2010 Ima be without a date on valentines?!! So, wut u expect to happen, U want me to get so desperate I gotta ask my ex (Michellin) to be my date!?!?! Trust me, this aint funny no more!
LWKMD *death* grin

So ade wat did u say about it?after my hard earnd mamagee u want to make me lose her.u are surpose to be my guard.so where is she now.I uses my bb to brows so I nid to save my life wire.so gist me wat has been happening.hope nobody went after my mamagee
Mamagee said you no give her attention, so she wanted to bounce you. undecided
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Looking For A Lady Intrested In Being My Valentine by Abekeade08(f): 10:59pm On Feb 05, 2010
There are so many girls looking for Valentines on the "Unofficial NL valentine thread" You berra head over there to pick a sweet NLander girl.
RomanceRe: Unofficial Valentine NL Match-up Thread. by Abekeade08(op): 10:55pm On Feb 05, 2010
@abeke
but ofcourse u are part of me by default
Are u sure you can handle us bothhuh Na all night Valentines double duty for you be that ooh? and we don't like slackers either. wink


Chei, platinum where are you, na this kind action my babe go like. grin
RomanceRe: Unofficial Valentine NL Match-up Thread. by Abekeade08(op): 10:52pm On Feb 05, 2010
Michelle, I like you jare, not afraid to go after what she wants, Make una let me know so i can update my recap.

adolfebad, emmm. Manny is in love with moyola, so you berra step back. The bobo don take too many heartbreak today abeg.

Chidi, Will note your request on my recap. wink
RomanceRe: Unofficial Valentine NL Match-up Thread. by Abekeade08(op): 10:48pm On Feb 05, 2010
this is serious, fifty something page.

@abeke
why do u still have question mark by my name. where is my sweet yettymama and sexy platimuk??
Hey Jacquan, you berra stop right there, Platinum comes as a package, with moi grin

Well Jacquan ayettymama is taken, so who you gonna choose. Paltinum and I are still available though grin

@raswagga; dude, where have you been?? Mamagee said she was no longer interested since you dissappeared for such a long time. embarassed

Chibaby, your choice will be updated in the next recap. Looks like Manny and gemmag are back to square 0

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