₦airaland Forum

Young03:
I don receive calls from more than 8 different girls that rejected me back in the days


maybe there are thinking I have made it, Na pictures wey I de post for FB dey deceive them


Will chop n clean mouth

GuyWise:
Selling the entire igbo tribe for a pot of amala ati ewedu,


Joe you and your family will die in lagos and they will bury you there....


You have been banished forever in igboland.

Kobicove:
Why are her knuckles so dark?

TheMoniker:
This guy just take pleasure in bringing people down all in the name of what I don't understand

Money miss road ninja turtle head crack voice prostitute fvcker with prostitute baby mama
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NwaAmaikpe:


Messi is obviously the most unhappy footballer in the world right now.

Neymar's exit from Barcelona will expose him as an over-hyped ordinary player.


I wish Neymar the best.
Good he left to shine bright instead of babysitting one midget who will still take all the shine and credit from him.

Viking007:
Now the world will know he (Messi) is a flop.




To all Messi fans, I'm in Apo, abuja, come and beat me.

dreamchazer:
NewsJet has exclusively obtained chilling pictures of the mindless looting and vandalisation of the Abuja house of former President Dr. Goodluck Jonathan which was allegedly carried out by police guards in collaboration with other thieves. The house located in Gwarinpa Abuja was completely stripped bare with all movable and immovable items including household furniture, electronics doors and door frames all stolen, according to a statement by the former President.
Something seems wrong abt d news!


In giving details of the looting Jonathan who spoke in a statement by his spokesman Ikechukwu Eze said:

“Following series of enquiries from journalists and other concerned Nigerians on the extent of the reported vandalisation and theft in the house of former President Dr. Goodluck Jonathan located in Gwarinpa Abuja, we, therefore, would like to make the following clarifications:

“The theft was discovered last month upon which a report was duly lodged with the relevant police authorities.



“The police immediately commenced investigations which led to the arrest and detention of some suspects, six of whom were policemen, even as investigations continue.

“The house which the former President bought from CITEC developers in 2004 was totally stripped bare by the thieves who stole every item in the house including furniture sets, beds, electronics, toilet and electrical fittings, as well as all internal doors and frames.



“However, contrary to exaggerated reports in some media, only six television sets, 3 refrigerators and one gas cooker were stolen. Being that the house is a modest 4-bedroom duplex, it couldn’t have been fitted with “36 Plasma television sets and about 25 refrigerators” as falsely reported by some media outfits.

“We thank all Nigerians for their show of concern and wish to convey the former President’s goodwill to all Nigerians.”

check the link below for more.


https://newsjetng.com/exclusive-photos-heartless-police-guards-looted-vandalised-ex-president-jonathans-house/

Ahmed0336:
Op she is not the only one. Today i was discussing with a friend she is 29 that was also her complain. She said since bf no come she ll just console herself with 2mil car and i was like wtf!! !!

elantraceey:
I just love men who can cook....

Shakingdbumbum:
The worst place to collect loan as a civil servant or small scale business person is bank. whether macro or micro. its only big scale business men that fit them. their interest alone will frustrate you.

dollytino4real:
LAPO those people re terrible, dont blame the man. if u dont know lapo crew u've not started.

richidinho:
mttcheeew...as if peace corp wont employ people

project2018:
rubbish view

Ekakamba:
The cons are far greater than the pros.


Just imagine creating employment that warrants spending without revenue generation.

All the best to the Peace Corpers.

chukxie:
So you don't believe ritualists exist in spite of all the gory beheadings and harvesting of human parts we read of almost on daily basis? You go good for ritual so your eyes go clear from doubting Thomas.

yanabasee:
No hating bro... But you've got one harden face that will scare boobs away!!!

Neminc:
Serves them right. Why would they hold an open air event and forget to settle the rainmakers in town. He is lucky it's kenya. If it was in my village, At least ten people would have been struck down by lightening and Wizkid would have gone home with hunchback and bow leg. You need to settle the terrestrial powers mehn or get what's coming

NwaAmaikpe:


I've always hated Toyin,
I hated her when she was Toyin Aimakhu
I still hate her now she is Toyin Abraham.

Her hand has seen better days, looks like Okporoko to me; the disparity in it's color and that of her face is too obvious to be ignored.


If talent was appreciated in Nollywood, this woman
won't even be found near the bush paths of a movie scene.

FemiEddy:
I am a Lautech Final year student and am stucked for almost two years because of all this useless strike, so I congratulate you and I wish the same for myself, Amen. Happy Sunday

Nebuchadnezar:
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what's this one saying?

Buhari is a terrorist
apc is bokoharam
Tinubu is a bastard
Osibanjo is a vagabond
awolowo is a rat poison king
abiola of cursed memory is a rifraf
Omidina is a cooperate begging bastard
alafin of oyo is a bleaching scumbag
ooni of ife is a coward rifraf
Oba of Lagos is just a useless worthless scumbag tout
kiss the truth

DickDastardly2:
Let them use it ..... The FG has been using wrongly too.

obo389:
And who owns it?
Didn't Sterling bank merge with the then ETB?
Who owns them?

broseme:
Flamboyant Pastor Bishop Tom Samson's Son Graduates From University Of Essex, UK

Iconic Bishop Tom Samson celebrated with Tom Kolawole Samson as he graduated from University of Essex,Colchester,UK in post-graduate program in International Business and Entrepreneurship.
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Congrats to him.
N Members of his Church whose tithe m offering paid his children fees cannt afford Public University in Nigeria but thy Must pay Tithe ooo....who is deceiving who? Congratulations 2d innocent Boi though..

Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/07/tom-kolawole-samson-graduates-from.html?m=1

NwaAmaikpe:


What level of indiscipline and lawlessness is this?
Why should there be a traffic jam because one youthful exuberant miscreant is plying the road?

A revolution should occur in this country,
Our standards need to be redefined

If this happened in the east....trust the youths to push him and his car into a ditch.

Nonsense
Arrogant failwure whose only talent is his father's money.

beamtopola:
Oh, na Yoruba Muslim, APC chieftain. Tinubu you are next in line so that the entire sw will have sense and start reasoning like humans.

ObiOmaMu:
Ace Nigerian comedian, Alibaba has called out those criticizing Davido's uncle Ademola Adeleke's dance video, released after he was declared winner of  Osun West Senatorial bye-election. 

The comedian further slammed Senators who have done worse things than Davido's uncle, including those who left their state broke, but left as billionaires. 

Here's what he wrote; 
Well said,I still argued d's wt someone 2day...

"So this Senator dances and that is your problem? What have we become? The Senate is filled with people who were elected through undemocratic processes. Some married under aged girls. There are those who left their state broke but left as billionaires. Wife beaters. Distinguished senator who still owed their workers before becoming senators. There are the ones that can not even read talk less of contribute to legislative processes. Some can not even string 3 sentences together.

Let's not even talk of unbecoming characters. A few are upright in those hallowed chambers... but will the downright ugly let us feel the beauty of their thoughts? Naaaaa. Look at their history. What have they contributed to the Nigeria that they want to legislate for? Continue...


BEN BRUCE chose entertainment. He stuck to it. And we can see the things he did. By himself. Mention others who are comparable to those ideals of "elected because of contributions to the growth of Nigeria?"

FORMER GOVERNOR, is no contribution. You used state money. And we are fixated on someone's dance steps? I would rather he danced. At least I can see it as his weakness. What of the thieves that enrich themselves with public funds? Oh it's not a dance. A dance is sooooooooo grave. How dare he dance. But it's ok if he has strings of girlfriends that are brought to his private party regularly? What has his dancing got to do with the laws he would make? I would rather one Senator that dances than one that threatens to sleep with people's wives! Or a senator who can not sing the National Anthem! Or has more money than his working life can justify! Or one that knows teachers and pensioners have not been paid for over 6 months but collects his allowances and his salary unfailingly every 23rd of the month... plus community development allowance for projects we don't see.

This is how I see it, he can dance all he wants, as long as he is a Senator in that hallowed chambers. That's all. So please... let him dance. David danced. Was an adulterer. Murderer too. But he gave you guys the Psalms that you cast and bind with."

http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/07/alibaba-reacts-davidos-uncle-criticized-dancing.html

zoho23:
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Nigeria’s former First Lady, Mrs Patience Jonathan, on Thursday alleged harassment of her family by security agencies and sought House of Representatives intervention.

In a petition to the Lower Chamber, Jonathan urged the Federal Government to call the agencies to order.

The petition was presented at the House’s plenary by the lawmaker representing Okrika Constituency of Rivers, Rep. Bright Tamuno.

Presenting the document, Tamuno urged the house to wade into the matter in consideration of the sacrifices her husband, former President Goodluck Jonathan, made for the country.

According to him, no former first lady has been harassed like this before, and in view of the sacrifices that her husband has made for the country, the house should consider and call the security agencies to order.

In the petition, Jonathan alleged that the harassment was being orchestrated by the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC), the National Drug Law Enforcement Agency (NDLEA) and other agencies of the Federal Government.

The Speaker, Mr Yakubu Dogara, referred the petition to the Committee on Public Petitions for further legislative action.

The former first lady had petitioned the House on a similar in December, 2016.

More @>>> http://trendzbase..com/2017/07/no-first-lady-has-been-harassed-like-me.html

shadrach77:
The fan is right. Carrying on with the Jenifa brand shows lack of creativity on her part. Can't you make yourself funny in other ways apart from speaking incorrect English all the time?

I don't even know why people still find it funny. Okay we all know Jenifa is a villager. What next ?

Phaanie:
Mr beam talks, one of those movies his name is jonny English

listenersky:
Wedding preparations already done. Hall booked, cloths bought, both families already preparing, what will people say? How will she move ahead if I leave her?

dannyduks:
seriously that guy belong to phylum animalia