₦airaland Forum

herbie27:
hmm!, my jamb score isn't so gud to me cos Uniben is nt beans, 211.

Congratulations Firstly, that's my Alma mater! I entered into Petroleum Engineering Department then with a jamb score of 259, your admission now would depend on the department of interest and how competitive it's. You just need do well in your putme to stand out if your choice course is those I termed hotcake. Then in my time, my pume score as so called then was on the high side and it really worked in my favor as I got my choice course. I'm a proud alumnus of UNIBEN, put in your very academical best when u finally secure the admission. UNIBEST!

Yorubas would say: PASAN TI A FI NA IYAALE NI A MA FI NA IYAWO, that's to say, the Cane used on the first wife would be used also on the second wife. When they(PDP) were in power, they forgot so soon how they decimated everywhere enforcing their wishes. Same thing amaechi did now, wike did worst when he was minister, infact, he dared amaechi then. They forgot so soon that karma knows no brother and sister, what goes around comes around. If PMB sees the situation in this states warrants state of emergency, all he need is approval from house of assembly, immediately he gets that, fayose would speedily go into hiding in shame as he's got no balls Huge enough to dare the president other than to rant at his back. Who is a governor to dictate to the president? Obasanjo would never take this and would have declared state of emergency the following day without national assembly approval sef.

herbie27:
yeah!.

I sure trust your astuteness that you've performed so well that the series of pointless protest embarked upon by some prospective JAMB candidates means nothing to you. Isn't it?

ajilegend:
They are legit and its a recruiting firm. Professional and serious with what they do

Thanks so much, really appreciate, that will do for now! But please, the invite was via a mobile number o! Was that same as yours then?

dubsy20:
Technical Support Engineer.

I have an interview with them tomorrow and do they have a website at all?
I can't tend to decipher what they're basically into, maybe they're a recruiting agency. But from all indications as regards you attending the interview back then, do they look legit?

ajilegend:
It was fine.

I have an interview with them tomorrow and do they have a website at all?
I can't tend to decipher what they're basically into, maybe they're a recruiting agency. But from all indications as regards you attending the interview back then, do they look legit?

herbie27:
relationship is nt my problem right now bt Admission .

U surely can't neglect one and let the other suffer. Did u write utme this year?

herbie27:
is the same thing.

I call it quit dan give a guy the chance to.
If u do u save urself more pains bt if the guy does it will take longer to heal.

I walkout b4 he realize his mistake and feel less heartbroken.

Sure of course, In relationships, we tend to take the easy way out before being fallen by broken hearts. Some broken hearts never mend, some tears never dry!
U've still not answered my question!
Hope u know!

herbie27:
same to u .

Bt u tried sha, am a faithful partner too bt i believe you've had heartbreak b4 and have moved frm one faithful partner to the other.

U could be faithful bt ur spouse may nt be to you and wen such relationship ends u hope 4 a better one to come and wen they do u jst move on.

Is like a vicious circle...until u find ur life partner...dis is how i knew the sizes of dicks hope i gave u a perfect answer.

Just perfect!?
Accurate too u know!
It's like u've found your life partner now I presume, have u?
Heartbreak Never had one o Except one I did myself. Breaking my heart is almost impossible, before u break am, I go don break yours sharply. BTW, I'm just too cool, romantic to be with, so, it would be unwise for my girl to want to quit as she would lose big time.

Deen77:
If Atiku win, Buhari should forget second term. Atiku will destroy APC within as they destroyed PDP toward the election.

Atiku is a known betrayer and a backstabber. It would take only a myopic person to support atiku, same way the APC never supported Saraki because of his antecedents. Politics is about weighing your options and success chances. Atiku is a wrong option to Nigeria, I doubt APC would give him the top notch Position.

herbie27:
my questions for u, b4 u will get a reply frm me are numerous.

1) how old are you?.

2) have u been in a relationship b4?.

3) are u married now?.

4)if YES...is ur wife a virgin?.

5) if No...how many girls have u slept with frm when u started dating?.

Give me the answers to these questions and i will tell u how i knew the sizes of D*icks.

I'm curious to hear how u knew the sizes of d*ck but would answer some of the questions and not all. Firstly, happy new week and happy Monday! Happy Easter in advance And how was your night?
1. Hmmmmmmmmm, won't answer that and would leave u to guess that
2. Of course!
3. Single, not married
4... .. if it was yes from 3,would I have answered this.... ?
5. I'm not a JIGOLO but a faithful partner.
Guess I've answered your questions, so tell me the thing

Themandator:
If you think Buhari will hand Tinubu anything you are deluded and must have forgotten so soon his he was tricked during the nomination and election of the nass leadership

It would be illogical to ever think atiku would be preferred to tinubu from buhari side. Buhari would prefer another northerner especially from old CPC to atiku if he never wanted tinubu to fill the position as he knows atiku can never be trusted and never a core party loyalist. Atiku winning would be by a slim chance going by more northerners in the party, but one can't really tell. Going by nass election, that was totally different as that was an in house thing where PDP voted for their allies of which buhari never liked the emergence of the kwara man unlike HOR where dogara later succumbed to party dictates. Don't be surprised that tinubu can win but with the political weight atiku seems to be pulling would send shocking waves down tinubu's camp spines. I for one know that tinubu isn't resting too underground to pull through this and he would be a better option than atiku. Atiku would have a northern agenda but tinubu would have a national agenda that cuts across all the geo political zone, I wouldn't be surprised if tinubu even favors the north more than the south of which atiku can never do.

Those that bang olosho without condom ehn. .. .. E bad o, banging olosho on its own bad, how much more banging without condom... Baddest!

Sugarrrh:
Eat beans and unripe plaintain. It works.

Are u a rod doctor? U seem so confident.

herbie27:
u said most tall guys have long d*ick.

Most tall guys have lng n very slim d*ick, jst nt appealing.

U don't like It slim and long , so u prefer fat and long that would widen everything like borehole after he's done. That one no good o, some girls dey buy vagina tightener, yet dey never born 1. So bad, courtesy of too much fat and long rod.
Wait o, how did u know most tall guys Have slim and long? Are u talking from experience, collected datas or your instinct?

Wait o, is it your dick that's stopping u from having a girlfriend or inferiority complex. Have u really approached a girl, and dated on? Y complain when u don't have a partner? Stop masturbating, there are plenty of girls down there and match up confidence, see if u can please a lady and let her tell u if your size of dick don't please her and u would fashion out a solution then if u know the girl loves u truly. Really, being erect, that size of p is small o, drugs ain't recommended as they do have side effects, going natural I think would be the best. Wait till u have a girlfriend as what is the purpose of talking Sex when u know u have no lady to sleep with as this would make you to keep masturbating and the thoughts of small dick would boost the act Further. Please take your academics serious as you shouldn't allow this to demoralize every other spheres of your life. Aside Sex and pleasing woman, Ladies of nowadays respect no man without value, no matter how small the value is. Value yourself and others will value u. Some girls out there have very tiny breasts, when I was in UNIBEN then, I saw one, I doubt she used bra, I said na guy go marry this one o, yet she was so classic, exotic, coupled with a spark of radiance that big boobs girls can't exude.

Maxity02:
bros I don't need to reply this poo

plz take a back seat

U surely misconstrued the lad, I guess u suggesting the op kills himself from your assertions. Size matters no doubt and application matters too. u can have AK47 and some one with pistol would win the duel, experience counts. Afterall, aki and pawpaw even married ladies guys with extra large dick can't approach on the road, where would they meet sef? I'm sure aki and pawpaw's dick can't be longer than this guy's own or equal. Still, he needs focus on his studies and make a meaningful life out of his existence as this is a priority for now and others would set in, in the course of his meaningful life. I sure know some ladies like very close to average, average size, others big and some extra big(like irunoboo), so ladies' taste differ.

Built2last:
Watch how BOT chairmanship will split APC. They have been postponing this because of the sharp and disagreeing interests of Atiku and Tinubu.

Chances are that Atiku will emerge. He can match Tinubu money for money but has national advantage. Atiku has friends in all regions in the party...same can not be said of Tinubu.

Atiku has the following behind him. Kwankwaso, Elrufai, Tambuwal, Rochas, Saraki, Dogara. These men pull the shots in APC

If Tinubu looses....Nigerians should expect another party. Indeed, Tinubu is already working on that. Early next year. Watch another party that will emerge.

If anyone is to float another party, then u are mistaking for u have spoken in ignorance as u don't seems to know the characteristics of their two. know that tinubu isn't working on anything and it's only in your wildest imagination to just give yourself a false hope. Notherners no doubt would love themselves more than outsiders even if it kills them and APC is dominated more of northerners and also, northerners are born with this I go rule mentality, sorry, I must rule mentality which we the southerners don't have, so if u know tinubu so much, floating another party is where you got boxed. If atiku loses, he would run to another party but if the other way, APC would be BOT chairmanless in the build up to the next presidential election as ATIKU would contest and for he know his chances are slim to get it here, he would decamp to PDP or KOWA just as old times.

What's atiku's relevance to APC? the political prostitute!
It would take a gullible person to vote for him. Even Nigeria don't trust him, then y should APC belittle herself in putting him at par with tinubu. Four of tinubu is better than 20 of atiku, trying to reap apple where he sowed peanut. make him your BOT chairman and see APC becoming BOT chairmanless in the course of the next presidential election as he would contest again whether in APC or PDP or KOWA. Like Saraki like Atiku. In buhari's voice, I would work with who emerges as BOT Chairman, but for him mind, he has plans for the chairman if he's not who wants to be there,EFCC, CCB, DSS, ICPC, NSCDC straight.

I never knew Peter was this calm, I never knew his dance with Peter and others weren't self aggrandizement. Even my elder brother Can't insult me a grown up and expect me to do business with him and share the money equally..*disgusting*.. O boy.. ... if he doesn't apologize eh... I'll over severe our ties or even use knife cut off the ties sharply. I value respect to one's personality even if u are my worker. we all deserve respect. Paul should share his earnings equally with his elder brother and should remember that, there can be nothing like a twin brother in this life! Everybody wish they had one!

247notire:
There are some confrontations you have to stand and face as a man. You cannot possibly run away from every form of confrontation

Yes there are, but one needs to be witty. Not all battles are fought and not all fought battles would be won. Those energies could be channelled somewhere more positively important where such would be extremely needed. Running From confrontations don't make one less a man,but picking who you confront or how you respond to who confront you sensibly is better.

pretydiva:
From d above story, it's evidence dat it was all a mistake/coincidence. If he had wanted 2 set his lover ablaze, he would ve lit her wit matches/lighter after d fuel poured on her

Buh it was unfortunate dat sm 1 was dere cooking

Could slapping the lady be a coincidence or a mistake too? What on earth would warrant the woman been slapped by him even at the highest provocation if he was never petulant? How on earth could someone that grown not know how to keep petrol safe or where he goes to with petrol as if he carried water? Firstly, I never would expect him to say it was intentional as most crimes are never intentional as they so claim but rather quickly blame the devil or mistakes.. . Law recognises no mistake! Mistake leads to accident surely, ignorance is no excuse. Let's await his friend's side of the incident.

IdemandAchange:
I slept in the open during the night before election when I was a corp member. No hall like this for us. Mosquitoes and the cold kept us company. Couldn't sleep throughout. And we were faced with violence during election in the morning...

These ones enjoyed nah, in my time too during last year election, we slept in the open on a Sandy ground, meanwhile, only one of our eyes was closed and at this point, we were being called upon gradually thereby making those nights sleepless one. A female photo journalist now wanted to snap us without our consent, there we all got angry to register our displeasure before the police told her to delete it for security reasons. We were all angry then at INEC for the poor arrangements.

Firstly, many Nigerians are corrupt beyond even the political Class, and this could be attributed to poverty in the land but for the political class, amassing self wealth despite the plenty they have for their unforseen generation would be theirs. Buhari's Government just as GEJ's has corrupt personalities and for sure he wouldn't want to shoot himself in the foot easily by gunning down those that helped Him to power as that would bring anarchy into the present day governance. One thing PDP should know is, APC won't be there forever and had they not had skeleton in their cupboard, fear should elude them and await fair hearing. GEJ allowed corruption to flow everywhere by paying a lip service and he couldn't even go after perceived corrupt politicians in other parties who are heavy-weight because of his 2015 ambition thinking they could support him. If PDP ever get to power again, they've learnt their lesson and would be foolish to repeat their past mistakes. That said, PMB, teach the corrupt dudes lesson... Invite them all!! !!

1960chic:
Bia! Are u sure all these pics are related to this rivers state election?

if yes, wetin consign dat small boy with pdp or apc.

Just asking

Same thoughts ran entirely through my mind but one thing I discovered was that, it was just so impossible having all those pics related to today's election in Rivers. Imagine, the woman had been beheaded and one would relate that to Today, impossible! It's a mix I feel!

menabae:
capital lie,uglee gurls got the better looking hubby than the good looking girls #fact#

Only and only if she's got good character. Read thru what I posted. Character is the thing with ugly girls! They tend to have good character unlike majority of beautiful girls whose beauty already got a better part of them. But when a girl is ugly, still frowns and no good character to complement, she's gonna grow old a long time single.

Are the young girls all married off!?
Can't even date somebody my age mate how much more one triple my age. Let her keep her wealth if she was so wealthy for her kids to be facilitated by one of her age group and not me!

It really would be a hard thing for a lady to agree to date an impotent man even after knowing same. Your question seems too open and not isolated to allow for clarity. If they were married, the woman would cheat, no matter the immaculacy practiced, but for unmarried lovebirds, it is utterly and abysmally impossible. No lady In her right thinking mind would agree, even if there was excess money, the lady would cheat. The impotency makes a man a woman. Still, there are two sides to it, which is probably in like 1% old mature wives that are with kids already, they won't necessarily fancy that but they would still grumble within them about the impotency.

Isn't it better to be an ugly guy than an ugly girl? Ugly guy could still Behind up and woo a fine lady, but an ugly girl would just have to keep waiting for the Mr. Right from no where, character is most important though as ugly girls would tend to Have good character. But when a lady is ugly and forming with frowned face, na her Papa house she go old!

Jadekitana:
Why wouldn't my eyes go there! They are meant for viewing, as if you don't peep when ladies are about alighting and their panties show. say the truth.

Hahaha, u ehn.... .... What more can I say?
What's the purpose of peeping it if it would only increase the tension than douse it. If it's not white when I see it, the tension would douse sharply, there u tend to know clean ladies.

LastMumu:
Bro my qualifications and experience should get me nothing less than a level 10 position if I manage to find my way in.

Just as the other guy posited, some are more favored than the other, God factor is supreme, be that as it may, virtually everybody knows that most government jobs are controlled from the inside. Late ocholi's eldest son got a government job, despite no ongoing recruitment from the ministry of justice. A friend working with a government firm once told me that, government employs weekly depending on the MDA as so many factors are championed in. Infact, when government firms recruit, it takes an insider to know as on the other hand, government popularly advertised Positions are way too competitive, just like NIS. That it never worked for Mr A, doesn't mean Mr. B would experience same. Just keep dropping the CV too, u never can tell when it would be your turn and it's not as if people that are there have two heads and are all more thoughtful than u, so never give up!

Test invite mail just barged in o, without even knocking.. .... .To those who got no invite mail but got regret mail instead, guess they vetted each application probably using skills, etc to prune the number applicants,a system software can do THAT.... just my opinion! Not too sure!