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PoliticsRe: Oshiomhole Attends Au-Ukhua Carnival In Agebebode (Video) by abimic(m): 8:29am On Dec 27, 2022
Stop mis-spelling my town biko.. It's spelt Agenebode......
BusinessRe: New Naira Notes: Restaurant Owner Embarasses Male Customer, Tears His Trousers by abimic(m): 7:16pm On Dec 24, 2022
Akindefunminiyi:
The girl supposed to be arrested for two things:

1. For embarrassing the man; Can you imagine, she even tore his clothes before and after he paid her. I know that the man won't want to beat the woman just because she is a female. She is a female and she is really misusing her rights against the man. Assuming it was man to man, I know what would have happened

2. For rough handling the new naira notes

Lastly, The government is meant to reward the man cos the embarrassment was just too much. Asin, I really felt for that man cry cry
Do you think that shelenge Man can beat that woman?... Bros forget capping sad
CareerRe: Now I Know Salary Is For Bills Only. by abimic(m): 6:55pm On Dec 24, 2022
xandy84:
That is not even a lie. Just his imagination running wild. $33k a month in US is almost $400k yearly. That is what the president and major cooperation CEO earns and not in Nigeria. These dudes need to wake up and not just throwing figures out there...
There are people in Nigeria who earn this but they're not regular people. I know more than six directors working for top firms whose salary fall in this range, and they're paid in Dollars. Also, they work 8-5.
CelebritiesRe: Marry Someone Who Has Sense - Elsie Okpocha (Basketmouth's Estranged Wife) by abimic(m): 11:50am On Dec 24, 2022
Someone whose Marriage did not work giving marriage advice....Tueh...........

A friend told me Pastors whose Marriages did not work have no right to give Marriage advice.
RomanceRe: How Do I Save My Relationship by abimic(m): 11:20pm On Dec 17, 2022
Omo, this level of stalking na first degree o, you called her boss concerning your babe's whereabout? You Bleep up. Just don't beg your way back to love because her mind appears made, and it won't take long before she dumps you if she sympathetically accepted you back. Be a man, summon up the courage to give her break. Meet other women, have fun and work on your asking your gf where she's every now and then when it's not as if you're jobless.
HealthRe: Bank Staff Slumps And Dies In Lagos by abimic(m): 8:26pm On Dec 15, 2022
No matter your busy schedule, always make out time to go for Medical checkup at least once in Two months. Check your bp, sugar level, pulse, and many others. Work out base on what your medical report says, no matter how little. I've seen 23 years old people slump and die, but in this part of the world, we don't take health seriously, until someone totally breaks down.
FamilyRe: Who Owns The Breasts? Is It The Father, The Mother Or The Baby? by abimic(m): 8:00pm On Dec 13, 2022
VeryWickedMan:
The father because he paid for it.
The baby is reaping where he did not sow. angry
I support you on this. We the men own it, baby should not come and over drag with us abeg.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend And Her Careless Attitudes by abimic(m): 7:36pm On Dec 10, 2022
Well, if she rates high in other things, then have a rethink. She might not see from your angle these things. Give her a second chance, and talk to her about your feelings on what she did, if she is unremorseful and unapologetic, ditch her right on the spot, she is not worth the stress.

Why on earth would your woman be demanding such from you after your dad's death, Is she jobless?

You really must have condoned some other things for her to be this mean.
FoodRe: See The #600 Food I Bought Today In Lagos. by abimic(m): 10:24pm On Dec 03, 2022
pocohantas:
I do it regularly na, @ Olaiya restaurant. cheesy
Nne ehn grin grin
FoodRe: See The #600 Food I Bought Today In Lagos. by abimic(m): 9:07pm On Dec 03, 2022
pocohantas:
They do and I like it. Light eaters would buy only the quantity they can finish. Most times I never finish the quantity those bundle restaurants sell. So, I prefer scoops.

You can also combine different dishes - jollof, fried and spaghetti in ratio 1:1:1. cheesy
Hehehehe....I like this last part...na wetin win am be that o.. This one you mentioned spaghetti..e b like say you've tried this combo lots of time..
FoodRe: See The #600 Food I Bought Today In Lagos. by abimic(m): 7:54pm On Dec 03, 2022
mediclife1987:
Don't mind her oh.
#200/scoop of rice, so 2scoops #400, 1meat #200, everything #600.

Lagos be the cause of inflation for this country meen...
I never knew they use to sell food base on scooping until I went for lunch at Naval Dockyard in VI.

Na to buy base on how much you can consume or use regular Eatery if I'm ever going to eat out.
PoliticsRe: Olaiya Igwe Campaigning Naked For Tinubu (Video, Photo) by abimic(m): 2:45pm On Dec 03, 2022
Sir Igwe always doing weird things, most especially after his palms are rubbed.
Christianity EtcRe: Japa: Rev Esther Ajayi Advises Nigerian Couples Against Relocating Abroad by abimic(m): 1:15pm On Dec 03, 2022
Zimzy:
I agree with her. It is not healthy for new couples from Nigeria to travel to settle in any of the liberal countries where their quest for human rights has eroded the foundations of true family life. As soon as you relocate somebody's eyes might open and your marriage becomes endangered. May God help as many whose marriages is passing through a rough season because of relocation.
This is funny. Are you saying they ate the apple from the garden of Eden again? grin
FamilyRe: Late Husband's Family Withholding Her Aunt's Child by abimic(m): 1:00pm On Nov 27, 2022
Why would anyone do this to anyone, depriving the mother from seeing her child after the demise of his father.

Your sis ought to have contacted the likes of Berekete, FIDA, write letters to Nigerian and South African Embassy, get a lawyer, and contact the FORCE HQ in FCT. When the commissioner of Police gets a call from FCT, he would be forced to act immediately, even the family people would release the child immediately to the mother.
RomanceRe: Men Now After If A Lady Earns Money by abimic(m): 10:44pm On Nov 23, 2022
Nowadays, it is very necessary o...We no want carry overload, use am kill our korope ...

Even my friend who works in one of the top banks in Canada now asks his full time house wife, how did you productively spend your day?


When billing too much, having an equally productive partner would make the family grow faster in achieving their goals.
TravelRe: Pictures From My Trip To Singapore by abimic(m): 3:28pm On Nov 17, 2022
I remember me and a senior colleague talking about visiting Singapore for vacation with our families.


Singapore is a lovely country worth visiting.
Foreign AffairsRe: Biden: It Is ‘Unlikely’ That Poland Missile Was Fired From Russia by abimic(m): 8:40am On Nov 16, 2022
Moh247:
I knew NATO are bunch of Cowards
Have you been to a WARFRONT before or ever fought a war before?

Even back in Nigeria, Were you old enough during the CIVIL war or even born during the CIVIL war?
PoliticsRe: Yemi Osinbajo Sings Asake Organize To Educate The Audience At National Theatre by abimic(m): 5:02pm On Nov 15, 2022
I like a president that is tech savvy, economy inclined, finance oriented and one in tune with daily trends in the entertainment.

Osinbajo has got vibes I want biko kiss, but unfortunately Emi Lokan no gree.
PetsRe: Help Me Rate These GSD by abimic(m): 3:22pm On Nov 15, 2022
Only MISSCONGENIALITY can advise at this point.
RomanceRe: Can I Get Married To Her Now Or It’s Too Early? by abimic(m): 12:12pm On Nov 13, 2022
Don't be desperate to rush into marriage having only known the lady for barely two months in a distance relationship at that.

Tying the knot with a woman entails lots of things, have you sought the face of God? have you met her family members once ? Have you checked their family history? Have you taken time to see how she handles anger? Have you taken time to see how she handles rejection, low time amongst others? Have you checked compatibility? Do your goals align? Don't be carried away by beauty and sweet talks of women, remember the book of proverbs 5 vs 3. Take your time and follow up with diligence.

Marriage isn't something you rush into. Take your time, get to know her well, spend quality time around her and stop this unnecessary effuse you're giving like a baby.

Gather your emotions and take steps like who is going to settle down.
SportsRe: Chelsea Playing A New Kind Of Pressing Football, Called Depressing -Peter Drury by abimic(m): 10:03pm On Nov 12, 2022
Peter Drury is a crazy guy grin grin grin

Chelsea is behaving like menstrual cycle grin grin grin grin

One win monthly, and when in a month, they do not win, they are PREGNANT. cool cool cool cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Newcastle United Vs Chelsea (1 - 0) On 12th November 2022 by abimic(m): 9:59pm On Nov 12, 2022
Banbanna:
Priceless indeed while getting battered by Leeds and some other mid table teams, & losing first UCL match to Zagreb. TT started the season very poorly unlike his previous superb season. Hence, Boehly had to act. What's baffling most people about GP, is that he seems unable to stamp on CFC that intense style of play his Brighton side was renowned for. We just can't see that.
If ROMAN was still in charge, he would not dare sack Tuchel and bring in GP on permanent basis, no way he is doing that.

Tuchel would have still revived the team, he took us to almost a good number of finals in his stint as the gaffer, mehn that man deserves some respect.

By the end of the season, GP would have successfully made us Chelsea fans be at loggerheads with ourselves while he dictates nonsense on the pitch with his tactless style of play.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Newcastle United Vs Chelsea (1 - 0) On 12th November 2022 by abimic(m): 9:30pm On Nov 12, 2022
Thank God for intl break, this Chelsea team under Boehly and Potter no ready for football, na Basketball team dey want turn into.

Tuchel is priceless when Graham's name is mentioned.


We miss ROMAN.
HealthRe: Help, I Can't Last Beyond 5mins During Sex by abimic(m): 4:55pm On Nov 10, 2022
doggedfighter:
Daalu, ezigbo mmadu !
Daalụ ezigbo nwanyị ! grin grin
HealthRe: Help, I Can't Last Beyond 5mins During Sex by abimic(m): 4:29pm On Nov 10, 2022
doggedfighter:
Greatest gbogbo grin
Odogwu, Female Version
HealthRe: Help, I Can't Last Beyond 5mins During Sex by abimic(m): 3:32pm On Nov 10, 2022
doggedfighter:
Over excitement at seeing the beautifully designed and crafted body of a woman.




With time it will get better as you get used to the blissful art of good sex.


While at it, improve your game . I am almost sure you are terrible at sex.
Professor from UNIBEN shocked
HealthRe: HIV Patient Confesses To Mixing Her Blood With Zobo To Sell To The Public (Video by abimic(m): 3:04pm On Nov 10, 2022
HIV that barely lives outside its host. Uninformed fellow.
Jokes EtcRe: Kaavia James, The Little Girl In Viral Social Media Meme Turns 4, Adorable Photo by abimic(m): 6:16pm On Nov 09, 2022
Happy 4th birthday to her.
RomanceRe: I Want A Nigerian Man Living In Canada by abimic(m): 11:30am On Nov 09, 2022
rickleye:
Let's see your pictures now.
Share your IG page.
What are looking for you in Canadian man ?
What's your working experience ?
What age range are you ?
Are you a single mum ( nothing wrong just asking )
Canada is cold 6 months of the year - So from October - April.
It is really very cold now
RomanceRe: My Terrible Experience With Hookup Girl I Met On Facebook by abimic(m): 9:20pm On Nov 08, 2022
Except you are not learned, with all the diseases that are flying here and there, thank God you did not go raw with her. Even some so-called decent ladies do not know their health status, from hepatitis to HIV, and others; never go raw with anyone.

Even with condom, you are not 100% protected, so know your health status and keep safe.
HealthRe: I Saved An Accident Victim's Life And I'm Proud Of It by abimic(m): 12:23am On Nov 07, 2022
Indeed, Not all heroes wear capes, you are indeed one in a million.

You are an inspiration, only few Nigerians can do what you did, maybe 1 in 100, even me cannot sadly. embarassed embarassed

You deserve a recognition award.
FamilyRe: Should I Anonymously Help My Ex Sugar Daddy Wife by abimic(m): 10:50am On Nov 06, 2022
Cheats if they do not destroy themselves, would destroy their family.

When he should have invested in his home, he was busy running after under 20 women up and down.

Just help them anonymously before the widow starts venting her anger on you and saying all sorts of things against you.

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