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Romance / Re: Can I Get Married To Her Now Or It’s Too Early? by abimic(m): 12:12pm On Nov 13, 2022
Don't be desperate to rush into marriage having only known the lady for barely two months in a distance relationship at that.

Tying the knot with a woman entails lots of things, have you sought the face of God? have you met her family members once ? Have you checked their family history? Have you taken time to see how she handles anger? Have you taken time to see how she handles rejection, low time amongst others? Have you checked compatibility? Do your goals align? Don't be carried away by beauty and sweet talks of women, remember the book of proverbs 5 vs 3. Take your time and follow up with diligence.

Marriage isn't something you rush into. Take your time, get to know her well, spend quality time around her and stop this unnecessary effuse you're giving like a baby.

Gather your emotions and take steps like who is going to settle down.

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Sports / Re: Chelsea Playing A New Kind Of Pressing Football, Called Depressing -Peter Drury by abimic(m): 10:03pm On Nov 12, 2022
Peter Drury is a crazy guy grin grin grin

Chelsea is behaving like menstrual cycle grin grin grin grin

One win monthly, and when in a month, they do not win, they are PREGNANT. cool cool cool cool

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Newcastle United Vs Chelsea (1 - 0) On 12th November 2022 by abimic(m): 9:59pm On Nov 12, 2022
Banbanna:
Priceless indeed while getting battered by Leeds and some other mid table teams, & losing first UCL match to Zagreb. TT started the season very poorly unlike his previous superb season. Hence, Boehly had to act. What's baffling most people about GP, is that he seems unable to stamp on CFC that intense style of play his Brighton side was renowned for. We just can't see that.

If ROMAN was still in charge, he would not dare sack Tuchel and bring in GP on permanent basis, no way he is doing that.

Tuchel would have still revived the team, he took us to almost a good number of finals in his stint as the gaffer, mehn that man deserves some respect.

By the end of the season, GP would have successfully made us Chelsea fans be at loggerheads with ourselves while he dictates nonsense on the pitch with his tactless style of play.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Newcastle United Vs Chelsea (1 - 0) On 12th November 2022 by abimic(m): 9:30pm On Nov 12, 2022
Thank God for intl break, this Chelsea team under Boehly and Potter no ready for football, na Basketball team dey want turn into.

Tuchel is priceless when Graham's name is mentioned.


We miss ROMAN.

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Health / Re: Help, I Can't Last Beyond 5mins During Sex by abimic(m): 4:55pm On Nov 10, 2022
doggedfighter:


Daalu, ezigbo mmadu !

Daalụ ezigbo nwanyị ! grin grin

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Health / Re: Help, I Can't Last Beyond 5mins During Sex by abimic(m): 4:29pm On Nov 10, 2022
doggedfighter:


Greatest gbogbo grin
Odogwu, Female Version

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Health / Re: Help, I Can't Last Beyond 5mins During Sex by abimic(m): 3:32pm On Nov 10, 2022
doggedfighter:
Over excitement at seeing the beautifully designed and crafted body of a woman.




With time it will get better as you get used to the blissful art of good sex.


While at it, improve your game . I am almost sure you are terrible at sex.

Professor from UNIBEN shocked

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Health / Re: HIV Patient Confesses To Mixing Her Blood With Zobo To Sell To The Public (Video by abimic(m): 3:04pm On Nov 10, 2022
HIV that barely lives outside its host. Uninformed fellow.

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Jokes Etc / Re: Kaavia James, The Little Girl In Viral Social Media Meme Turns 4, Adorable Photo by abimic(m): 6:16pm On Nov 09, 2022
Happy 4th birthday to her.

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Romance / Re: I Want A Nigerian Man Living In Canada by abimic(m): 11:30am On Nov 09, 2022
rickleye:


Let's see your pictures now.
Share your IG page.
What are looking for you in Canadian man ?
What's your working experience ?
What age range are you ?
Are you a single mum ( nothing wrong just asking )
Canada is cold 6 months of the year - So from October - April.
It is really very cold now

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Romance / Re: My Terrible Experience With Hookup Girl I Met On Facebook by abimic(m): 9:20pm On Nov 08, 2022
Except you are not learned, with all the diseases that are flying here and there, thank God you did not go raw with her. Even some so-called decent ladies do not know their health status, from hepatitis to HIV, and others; never go raw with anyone.

Even with condom, you are not 100% protected, so know your health status and keep safe.

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Health / Re: I Saved An Accident Victim's Life And I'm Proud Of It by abimic(m): 12:23am On Nov 07, 2022
Indeed, Not all heroes wear capes, you are indeed one in a million.

You are an inspiration, only few Nigerians can do what you did, maybe 1 in 100, even me cannot sadly. embarassed embarassed

You deserve a recognition award.

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Family / Re: Should I Anonymously Help My Ex Sugar Daddy Wife by abimic(m): 10:50am On Nov 06, 2022
Cheats if they do not destroy themselves, would destroy their family.

When he should have invested in his home, he was busy running after under 20 women up and down.

Just help them anonymously before the widow starts venting her anger on you and saying all sorts of things against you.

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Romance / Re: My 1-week Girlfriend Is About To Turn EX. by abimic(m): 10:50pm On Nov 04, 2022
So one week relationship wey still suppose dey get vibes, e reach your turn, e turn to war tongue..... Only God knows where una dey see this kind women.

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Career / Re: Doctor Threatens His MD With Resignation Letter. Shares His Reaction. by abimic(m): 2:36pm On Oct 30, 2022
Blazebond:
All this una mumu story na to make una self feel important shebi,do you know the number of unemployed doctors in Nigeria?

Are you minding them, anything to trend, I doubt he said that to his boss like he posted, he is just trying to massage his ego and trend. No doubt, Some private hospitals underpay their doctors and when the opportunity arises for better pay abroad or locally for the staff, they move.


It is obvious he is working for those kwe kwe hospital where the MD is underpaying his staffs and using them anyhow, but still, there are still many doctors to replace him if he overshoots his luck. I know hospitals that change doctors like water, japa is not for everyone.

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Health / Re: Genotype: Do People Still Do This In A Relationship? by abimic(m): 9:26pm On Oct 25, 2022
Zonefree:

There's nothing healthy about banging someone's daughter for 10 years!
It's infact a criminal act sef cool...Dating for 10 years....Even 5 years sef should call for attention...if you no ready, stay single.. Relationship isn't a must shocked

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Romance / Re: Why Do Men Fall Asleep Immediately After Having Sex by abimic(m): 9:02pm On Oct 25, 2022
obembet:
I hate it seriously. And if you are doing itz pls change.
Bia, why are you so concerned with this bayi..is it your sleeping?

What else again you want us do for you, undecided

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Family / Re: Pure Water Seller Arrested Over Sex With Top Businessman’s Wife by abimic(m): 2:24pm On Oct 22, 2022
JASONjnr:
If you're poor in Nigeria, the law will always be against you, no master your innocence....


He was lured and probably threatened that if he refused, she will have the husband deal with him and he obliged and now facing it...


Well, he got himself into his predicament. He should learn to separate business from enjoyment. When he first delivered her water and he got boxed to the corner, he ought to have involved a third party so she can pay him his money and the third party standing as a witness, but unfortunately, he just succumbed to her demand, when many had been sent to their early graves and life imprisonment because of this.

He needed to be taught a lesson, which i am sure he has learnt, so when another customer uses this approach for him again, he go japa.

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Education / Re: Nigerian Students Attacked & Injured In Indian University by abimic(m): 11:21pm On Oct 17, 2022
If you're going abroad and not having your masters in 1 to 250 best schools in the world, Just do your masters in Nigeria biko grin..Wetin person dey find go India undecided

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Politics / Re: Caption Sanusi's Facial Expression While Meeting With Peter Obi by abimic(m): 7:47pm On Oct 16, 2022
Moh247:



As far as business is concerned Obi worked in a company owned by his father as director capacity, he runs family business with his brothers as stakeholders... He created nothing he told kadira during an interview

Career wise Sanusi excelled at FirstBank, CBN and also as a lecturer

Business wise Kano Emirates holdings has more business interests than Obi and his family

Certificate wise Sanusi excelled far more


So what exactly do you think Obi posses that Sanusi doesn't time 6


You burst his weak bubbles grin grin grin

He would hide henceforth when he sees your comments.

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Politics / Re: Saheed Balogun, Dayo Amusa, Others At 5-Million-Man March For Tinubu In Lagos by abimic(m): 10:27am On Oct 10, 2022
Sheistoopretty:
When he mentioned "Nollywood" actors, I was expecting to see the likes of Mr. ibu, Aki and Pawpaw, Richard mofe Damijo RMD, Jim Iyke, Ramsey Noah, Mercy Johnson, Genevieve, Omotola Jalade Ekeinde, and many more of them I couldn't mention

But what did I get to see? Low budget Yoruba actors in “Africa Magic Yoruba” grin grin grin grin grin

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Saheed balogun is low budget yoruba actor?

Obviously your brain is paining you.

You clearly know nothing about Nollywood.

I won't be surprised you say odunlade, oga Bello, and even your so called A-list actors are also inconsequential in the movie industry because of where they later pitch their tent.

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Religion / Re: 6 Types Of Members You Find In The Church by abimic(m): 3:40pm On Oct 09, 2022
Lovelydaisies:


Thank you very much. People will now see the ordinary members as cool. If you try to practice your faith, they call you religious. We are all religious as long as we practice a faith or religion. Just don't be hypocritical or overzealous, as the op would put it.

We don't want to be judged but we judge others. This our generation z get k-leg.

No mind am, only him knows the kind of church he goes to.

Still, we won't stop winning souls, gain more for the Lord and live a glorifying life.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: As A Jobseeker: How Have You Been Coping? by abimic(m): 3:35pm On Oct 09, 2022
Lovelydaisies:
Mehn, I went for an interview yesterday in a private school. I applied to teach Biology and French. I did well in the French interview but not with the Biology because I have been out of touch somehow with Bio. I have a degree in Zoology and a diploma in French language. I'm yet to be called but I'm hopeful.

But frankly, you ought to have done better in the two exceedingly. Just be hopeful sha, anything can happen.

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Religion / Re: 6 Types Of Members You Find In The Church by abimic(m): 2:44pm On Oct 09, 2022
So in all the churches you have attended, from childhood till date, you have not encountered those that are genuine Christians and members, that are committed to their faith, or you just want to intentionally paint everyone bad.

When you admonish anyone about their wrong deeds, they tag you holier than thou, a wrong way to learn and take correction, my friend would call them Gen Z.

Your favourite is the ordinary member, if everyone is as you painted, how then would the church grow?

Well, there are those that are committed and would be ready to make the church grow genuinely in their little ways, which is the first that should top your list.

There are with no doubt overzealous members going by your context, but no one genuinely led by the spirit would be "overzealous".

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Food / Re: How I Grilled Tilapia Fish, Plantain And Pepper Sauce- Easy Way (Photos, Video) by abimic(m): 3:47pm On Sep 25, 2022
This woman again, gloryhomemaker, omo, your husband dey enjoy o.....If he looks outside peren, na me go burst him bubbles.

Good cook you are!!!!

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Foreign Affairs / Re: 50 Dead In Anti-Hijab Protests In Iran by abimic(m): 5:16pm On Sep 24, 2022
The current Iranian President, Ebrahim Raisi is an Islamic Bigot to the core beyond human comprehension. They mal-treat women whose hair is unknowingly in the open probably from poor packing and to make matters worse, their president went as far as trying to force a female CNN journalist in USA to use head gear before she could be granted the interview, they have both prepared for months ahead. A journalist who even spent a good number of her years in Tehran.

Now he is planning to shut down internet in Iran, this is the worst president so far, the others before him are not as draconian.

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Travel / Re: If You Travel By Air A Lot, Beware Of Over Friendly Chatty Seat Neighbours. by abimic(m): 11:21pm On Sep 16, 2022
Thanks for this man..

Mr. Nice guy really need be careful at the port.

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Health / Re: I've Not Seen My Period For Almost 7weeks Now, Yet I'm Not Pregnant by abimic(m): 1:42pm On Sep 11, 2022
OriginalZombiE:
Too much postinol, your eggs are probably asleep.

See a doctor, they'll give you an injection to awaken your eggs

As much as this is funny, but you are not far from the truth.

Stress, hormonal contraceptives, low or high body weight, diabetes or maybe she has thyroid issues. Best is to explain herself to a doctor than hiding and be doing unnecessary test using her discretion up and down.

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Health / Re: Carter Oshodin, UNIBEN Official, Commits Suicide Over Hardship by abimic(m): 1:11pm On Sep 11, 2022
Now his daughters are thrown into being Fatherless.

Very sad and a poor thought from him..........

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Romance / Re: Why Do Most Nigerian Guys Do This? by abimic(m): 10:27am On Sep 10, 2022
Chioma4eva:
I attend Chris Embassy and I'm reading the same Bible you're reading. So?

Why then are you thinking and probably behaving like a gentile?

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Romance / Re: Why Do Most Nigerian Guys Do This? by abimic(m): 10:10am On Sep 10, 2022
Chioma4eva:
So what happens if i find my husband impotent after marriage? Or both of us are not sexually compatible. Divorce? Note, I'm a Christian but also a realist.

Madam Realist chioma4eva,

Abeg, which Church do you attend and what version of bible are you reading?

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Romance / Re: Should I Still Accept Him After Dumping Me For Another Lady? by abimic(m): 12:55pm On Sep 04, 2022
Is he the only man on earth?

He cheats, you move!!!

At this my stage, once you cheat, and I know, you yourself should just move on and not look back.......

No time to tolerate nonsense.

The only reason you are contemplating his comeback is that you are dependent on him for something only you know.

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