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Politics / Re: Tinubu Receives Certificate Of Return As President-Elect by abiolert(m): 4:13pm On Mar 01, 2023
Illuminatiship:
Thief who won by rigocracy instead of democracy God punish bulaba and these useless abokis if you insult me Gud punish you too.
GOD PUNISH YOU TOO TERRIBLE LOSER

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Politics / Re: Okada Rider And Vigilante Man Win House Of Reps Under LP In Enugu by abiolert(m): 5:05pm On Feb 28, 2023
Oh boy, good luck to him

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Politics / Re: 2023 Presidential Election: Will End In A Stalemate Or Peter Obi Wins! by abiolert(m): 4:43pm On Feb 27, 2023
JUST DEY MUMU URSELF WITH YA ANALYSIS

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Wins Shagari Local Government - Vanguard by abiolert(m): 8:06am On Feb 26, 2023
DoTheNeedful:



It is there sir. Go check under "LIVE: Nigerian elects new leaders". Dailytrust is doing live updates from collation centers.


I am too old to be posting fake results here, I have been attacking people for doing so.

Please don't give them a High BP. Whoever thought that Obi will do magic in the North is still under an illusion.

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Politics / Re: Wining The Presidency: The Path To Victory! By Temitope Ajayi by abiolert(m): 8:03am On Feb 26, 2023
Oluwabash:
Winning the Presidency: The Path to Victory!

By Temitope Ajayi

They took a flight of fancy hoping to win the presidency of Nigeria with Igbo votes in Lagos. Such a grand delusion. You can't win a presidential election in Nigeria just because you think harvesting the anger of a few hate-propelled young people, including sexual
deviants and luminaries of the cybercrime community, who congregated at Lekki Toll gate, in a choreographed exhibition of derangement are all it takes.

You're well advised to perish the thought of anyone being rigged out. This is the most peaceful, transparent, credible, free, and fair election in Nigeria, all thanks to BVAS and Buhari's demonetization policy. You can't allege vote buying because you all said Buhari was dealing with Tinubu and wanted his party candidate to lose. Your candidates, Atiku and Obi, praised Buhari and CBN lavishly over a poorly implemented policy that has traumatized Nigerians. It will be foolhardy of you now to come around to allege rigging and manipulation.

So, Nigerians voted their conscience without monetary inducement in this election and did so overwhelmingly for Tinubu in the regions that matter most.

Your candidate can't be getting zero in all polling units in North West and North East and expect him to win a presidential election in Nigeria just because he had some good showing at polling units in Amuwo Odofin, Festac, Statelite Town, parts of Oshodi and few places along Lekki-Ajah axis of Lagos. That performance is too spotty to win a national election. Your candidate is polling poorly in the Bible belt part of the North Central where the slanted and skewed opinion polls projected him to win. Tinubu is posting good numbers in Benue and Plateau far more than pollsters had projected.

They told you Obi will win Rivers and the entire South-South, right? Based on that you started jumping around like chimpanzees on LSD. That set you up for failure and disappointment. Winning South East and the entire South South 100% will still not make Obi President. Remember APC didn't poll 200,000 votes in the whole of South East in the 2015 election. APC posted less than 15% of the total votes cast from the South-South in 2015 and Buhari still won the presidential election with over 3 million votes. In 2019, the electoral fortune of APC only improved marginally in South East and South-South. Even at that, PDP won the two regions handsomely. In the end, Buhari still won re-election.

Now, take note that APC is primed to win Rivers State in this election. It is posting good results from Delta, Edo, Cross Rivers, Ebonyi, Imo, Bayelsa, Akwa Ibom, Abia, and Edo far better than it did in 2015 and 2019. With the electoral map largely redrawn, where will Peter Obi’s winning votes come from? OK, the only seismic shift or electoral upset to crown Obi as Number 16 is winning in parts of Surulere, Ladipo, Alaba market, and Trade Fair in Lagos.

I think there should be a limit to wishful thinking and getting high on the fumes of our self-importance.

You can now begin to get accustomed to a Bola Ahmed Tinubu presidency. It's the way to go. Otherwise, you will live a grief-laden life for the next four years, if not eight.
Well said.
Politics / Re: INEC Did Not Extend Voting Period In 16 States by abiolert(m): 7:41am On Feb 26, 2023
Wagwanbrethren:

All because your Candidate didn't win or what? I didn't see the other party wish people death even after losing polling units.. Your toxicity Is on a different level!

It's pretty normal to lose, or were you expecting him to win the whole state in Nigeria!
You people were celebrating the polling unit you won and no one insulted you but now it's rigging when it comes to other candidates winning!
Your hypocrisy is glaring.
Don't mind them. They think winning is by shouting Obi up and down.
Politics / Re: Finland Govt Directs Simon Ekpa To Retract His Sit-at Home(picture) by abiolert(m): 12:14pm On Feb 16, 2023
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Politics / Re: 2023:What Will Happen When Tinubu Looses ? by abiolert(m): 3:28pm On Feb 13, 2023
Ezeama400:
What would be the political fate of Asiwaju if he looses, considering the fact that age is no more by his side ?



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Celebrities / Re: Halima Abubakar Shows Evidence Of How She Dated Apostle Suleman by abiolert(m): 7:33pm On Jan 22, 2023
God1000:
This is getting messy, a lot of people criticized the comment I made on the earlier thread but why always pastor Suleman?

Is he the only popular man of God in Nigeria?

I'm not being judgemental.

We should not be too blinded by the love we have for people to the extent of defending their bad behaviour.

I know some ladies can be diabolical, but this is not the first case.
Somebody like me wey know Sulaiman back then for upper sakponba road benin city, know say sulaimon na useless womanizer wey God still never shame. Na only you be man of God wey women dey drag?

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Food / Re: I Spoil N850 Today At Gas Station by abiolert(m): 8:57pm On Jan 11, 2023
2saviourfriday9:
I fill 1kg gas to cook rice this evening within a few hour my now finish, does it means the werey bin fill air put for me

Oga try also check if the gas get leakages, with leakages, 30 mins too small for am to finish.
Celebrities / Re: DanDizzy Laments And Advise Lagosians by abiolert(m): 9:18am On Dec 29, 2022
StrongAlphMale:


All these broke dudes sef. Oga go and tell dandizzy to remove Benin City from his list first. Abi are you blind? Didn't you see dandizzy mentioned Benin City? Abi e shock you? grin Benin City is by far better and Sane than Lagos. Till dandizzy removes it na Den I go take u serious until then no quote me again
Dandizzy na Your God abi, Dandizzy, and you wey nor know anything about Benin wan come dey tell person wey dem born for there how things be, Tue Tue, go and sleep you are just a poor boy with a tokumbo car.
Celebrities / Re: DanDizzy Laments And Advise Lagosians by abiolert(m): 10:40pm On Dec 28, 2022
StrongAlphMale:


Which everywhere soft? grin Lagos soft? Na poverty and brokeness dey make u talk this thing.

You've probably never been to Lagos before then. Go and stay in lekki you go dey know wetin we dey talk. And I can see you're complaining about Benin City perhaps you don't have a Job here or you're currently broke I understand the feeling. Bros a sane human knows you can never compare Benin City to Lagos in terms of beauty, good road networks, drainage system, environment etc.

Bros do you know how many times my car broke down in my street alone in Lagos due to no roads at all? No need arguing with you.

Oga Lagos is among the dirtiest cities in Nigeria I hope you know? All these people sef who probably haven't travelled before una really funny.. Lagos is just an overrated dirty slum

The worst thing to do, na to dey follow person wey nor sabi comprehend very well dey talk. Instead of you to they talk say na tokumbo car naim you Dey Drive, you dey come disturb us for naira land.
You made mention of me being broke oga, I fit pay your salary for the next 1 year still give you money take do business for your wife that's if you don marry. Can you imagine the dust wey they comot your mouth. You think say I dey broke like you. Read my lines again, Comot Benin from your list because Benin na useless place even if na my state of origin. I have been to more than 20 states in Nigeria so I know what I am saying.
Celebrities / Re: DanDizzy Laments And Advise Lagosians by abiolert(m): 12:47pm On Dec 28, 2022
StrongAlphMale:


As it now, Benin City is by far better and extremely more beautiful than Lagos. Even dandizzy on the screenshot mentioned Benin. So what are you saying?

Bros forget the media propaganda, Benin City fine pass Lagos by far

Na the Benin wey I dem born me you they talk say, dey fine or another Benin? I was born there, schooled there, only left there in 2015, then visit occasionally. Abeg Benin nor better pass Lagos. You dey compare where road nor dey from upper sakponba to St Saviour for generations to a state were everywhere soft. If not for the population of lagos omo Lagos better pass Benin by far.

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Celebrities / Re: DanDizzy Laments And Advise Lagosians by abiolert(m): 12:37pm On Dec 28, 2022
StrongAlphMale:


Bros that's the not problem. The problem is are there good roads in Lagos? No! Are there drainages? No! How about the environment? Very dirty slum! Oga is it not those Tinubu miscreants that said tehifnubu built Lagos? Lagos that is an highly overrated dirty slum.

Go to Abuja, pH, Asaba, Benin City, Enugu, Akwa ibom, Calabar, etc and see good road networks with good drainage system.

Abeg Lagos is too dirty. It is never about the population. Even Kano isn't as dirty as Lagos. So leave the population out of this
Oga comot Benin for this your list make I nor vex for you and Obaseki. Since last year I never comment for naira land, you just bring my leg and hand out.

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Food / Re: How Much Does Your Favorite Bread Cost In Your Area? by abiolert(m): 1:39am On Oct 08, 2022
Breadmall bread. Chai their coconut bread and Sadine Bread. 1k and 900 naira.
Crime / Re: Police Officers Extorted 50,000 From Me After They Saw Drugs In My Bag by abiolert(m): 7:12pm On Aug 28, 2022
If IG likes, sack all the police officers from the 36 states, if caught collecting bribes, they will still collect. Bribery and corruption is in their system.
Politics / Re: How Atiku, Tinubu And Obi Stand Nationwide If Elections Where To Hold Today. by abiolert(m): 7:44am On Aug 19, 2022
Pandev:
Twitter analysis. Write it down, Obi won't even win Anambra state. That's when you social media kids will understand that politics is not about trending on Twitter cheesy
OP analysis will even shock him that after the election, he will go back to wailing.

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Food / Re: See The ₦7,500 Supermarket Bread That Got People Talking - Photo by abiolert(m): 1:50pm On Jun 23, 2022
uvie66:
Bread for £10, for here we they buy the same bread for £1

Yet someone that has not been to UK before,or knows how to produce bread, is telling me a baker, that the price of margarine in UK is very expensive, hence the reason for the high price.
Food / Re: See The ₦7,500 Supermarket Bread That Got People Talking - Photo by abiolert(m): 1:47pm On Jun 23, 2022
einsteine:


It is not.

You speak as a local baker.

Produce yours and sell so you know it's not.

You do realize you have to include the cost of the shop, customs duty (because it's imported), materials cost, branding cost etc to arrive at the final cost. You are comparing it with a workman job that you did.

If you put this bread on the shelves of SPAR Yaba, nobody will buy. So it has to be in a shop with a clientele that can afford it. That means higher rent for the shop owners to pay. All that must be factored into the price of the products.

Even the materials cost are higher than what you think. They don't use the butter you buy from the market sir and they are certainly not using evaporated milk that you are used to. I suggest you research more on this.
Its obvious that you are not a baker and doesn't know anything about bread production and retail. You referred to me as a local baker, yea agreed. But I produce one of the best bread here in porthacourt for high end customer's. Foreigners here prefer my bread to the others too.
As for your questions on if I use evaporated milk or margarine, the answer is yes. I have people that supplies raw materials from UK, China and Germany to me. This bread is still very expensive please. Food cost should not be above 40% but sincerely at this amount it will be around 20%. If you make 80% of your profit in any business, sir you are a thief.
Food / Re: See The ₦7,500 Supermarket Bread That Got People Talking - Photo by abiolert(m): 12:43pm On Jun 23, 2022
einsteine:


You can produce Brioche bread for 1000 naira. Congrats. You must be stealing your milk and butter.
Do you know what actual cost and real cost is? I repeat I know Brioche bread, how to do costing. I produce more than 23 types of bread and still counting. I do healthy bread specifically for high end customers, the highest I charged them is 3500, for materials and labor per loaf. Oga this bread is too expensive.
Food / Re: See The ₦7,500 Supermarket Bread That Got People Talking - Photo by abiolert(m): 12:30pm On Jun 23, 2022
princeemmma:
A bread of 7,500 in a supermarket

See below
I produce bread here. what i produce is better than this and I still sell for 1000, as a bread producer here in Phc. I think this bread is over prized and it doesn't worth this amount at all. This bread does not have up to 3kg of fat to 50kg of flour.
Romance / Re: Edo people by abiolert(m): 2:35pm On Jun 12, 2022
Wetin do us?
Travel / Re: What Do You Know About Ahoada, Rivers State? by abiolert(m): 11:15pm On Jun 10, 2022
The place is an advanced big village oh that is when you are talking about the main town. If the job is not worth it, let him stay were he is.

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Travel / Re: What Do You Know About Ahoada, Rivers State? by abiolert(m): 11:13pm On Jun 10, 2022
Which job did he get
Health / Re: Mosquitoes Or Heat: Choose Your Poison by abiolert(m): 2:04pm On Jun 06, 2022
Dorwadora:
Lol.... This is so funny sir grin grin.... So you ran back to Benin because of little things like mosquitoes and heat? grin grin grin
My sister! it was so bad, mosquito and heat almost killed my enemy. I ran for my dear life oh!

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Health / Re: Mosquitoes Or Heat: Choose Your Poison by abiolert(m): 12:33pm On Jun 06, 2022
Dorwadora:
I know this is not the right place to put this....

Mods pardon the offense

My people, Mosquitoes or heat, which one can you manage while sleeping in the night?

I recently went to visit my mom at Sango ota and the visit was hell for me.... After one month I packed my bag and ran back here.

The heat was always bad in the night so I take my bath and dress light in the night to cool myself but alas my doom grin grin grin... Immediately those mosquito fukas detects my entrance in dreamland, they start mining my blood. So I'll wake up and cover myself but heat go still show me shege, then I'll uncover myself and my blood get mined again ... So was the routine for one full month.

The worst part of the mosquito's battle is their wack 'humming' sound close to the ear angry sad.... I was so traumatized that I imagine hearing a mosquito singing Kiss Daniel 'Laye' song to my ear.

While naturally Ekiti is cold in the night, I can still manage Sango's heat but ladies and gentlemen I can't manage mosquitoes.

Which one can you manage grin grin grin?
Both almost made my enemy mad, when I relocated from Benin to Lagos,/in 2015. I could just stay for just two weeks, I had to run for my life oh!.

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Politics / Re: Many Truths About The Ijaws That Will Shock You!!! by abiolert(m): 7:48am On May 12, 2022
This dirty place

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Romance / Re: My Wedding Invitation To All My Fellow Nairalands by abiolert(m): 7:02am On May 07, 2022
princeakino:


Sure dear, this an arrangement for that, even my MC is a niiralander.
Thanks
Wow congratulations bro
Romance / Re: My Wedding Invitation To All My Fellow Nairalands by abiolert(m): 5:53am On May 06, 2022
Good one. Am in portharcourt and I know this areas you just mentioned but any special arrangements or means to identify we nairalandas ? Congratulations to both of you.

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Education / Re: ASUU Strike Protest Rocks UNIBEN (Video, Photos) by abiolert(m): 1:13pm On May 04, 2022
Time to protest.

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Crime / Re: Policemen Beat NSCDC Commandant, Kill Orderly In Imo by abiolert(m): 11:45am On Apr 26, 2022
I Don't Understand at all.. So Mopol can just invade another sister security agency without fear, they are lucky I am not the leader of the NCDC in the state, it would have been fire for fire. I don't condole rubbish. Never!

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