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The place is an advanced big village oh that is when you are talking about the main town. If the job is not worth it, let him stay were he is.

Which job did he get

Dorwadora:
Lol.... This is so funny sir .... So you ran back to Benin because of little things like mosquitoes and heat?

My sister! it was so bad, mosquito and heat almost killed my enemy. I ran for my dear life oh!

Dorwadora:
I know this is not the right place to put this....

Mods pardon the offense

My people, Mosquitoes or heat, which one can you manage while sleeping in the night?

I recently went to visit my mom at Sango ota and the visit was hell for me.... After one month I packed my bag and ran back here.

The heat was always bad in the night so I take my bath and dress light in the night to cool myself but alas my doom ... Immediately those mosquito fukas detects my entrance in dreamland, they start mining my blood. So I'll wake up and cover myself but heat go still show me shege, then I'll uncover myself and my blood get mined again ... So was the routine for one full month.

The worst part of the mosquito's battle is their wack 'humming' sound close to the ear .... I was so traumatized that I imagine hearing a mosquito singing Kiss Daniel 'Laye' song to my ear.

While naturally Ekiti is cold in the night, I can still manage Sango's heat but ladies and gentlemen I can't manage mosquitoes.

Which one can you manage ?

Both almost made my enemy mad, when I relocated from Benin to Lagos,/in 2015. I could just stay for just two weeks, I had to run for my life oh!.

This dirty place

princeakino:
Sure dear, this an arrangement for that, even my MC is a niiralander.
Thanks

Wow congratulations bro

Good one. Am in portharcourt and I know this areas you just mentioned but any special arrangements or means to identify we nairalandas ? Congratulations to both of you.

Time to protest.

I Don't Understand at all.. So Mopol can just invade another sister security agency without fear, they are lucky I am not the leader of the NCDC in the state, it would have been fire for fire. I don't condole rubbish. Never!

COMPAQ:
Was it reported that it was one of our new jets that crashed? Why so pessimistic to the point of senselessness

Go and ask your father if it was reported that it was the new or old. It seems your father is part of the problem in this country. He must have eaten from the money that was used in purchasing all our refurbished aircrafts. Idiot.

Why won't it crash? when what they actually purchased as brand new, is actually refurbished planes. I pity the dead and their family , Nigeria has used their life to play pinpong.

Why won't it crash? when what they actually purchased as brand new, is actually refurbished planes. I pity the dead and their family , Nigeria has used their life to play pinpong.

internationalman:
Erhauyi Ogbeide alias Ukeke

He was a popular Benin actor. The death pained me I nearly cried.

The comedian/ actor that was gunned down in his prime with Ere ejiro.

fatherjesse:
For where? God will not allow you to pocket Nigeria the way you pocketed Lagos and the southwest. Wife- senator, daughter- iyaloja, you- controlling the resources of the biggest state economy in Africa. The thiefry is too much, haba!

This your narrative is becoming stale. Think of another thing to say. BAT for president.

Saturn444:
The SE has instant billionaires whose source of wealth could be traced to meth and other drugs.

Trace the sellers and locate the big dealers and get justice

Not just the South East even the South South too. She took her own in Warri.

Sincerely, you have to smile.

Rip sir okhiariavbere

nairavsdollars:
which Delta guy?

I believe Onokpite ?

My landlady come see oh! She dey use light bill dey collect steady income from Tenants over the yrs. My eyes don open as I wan pack she disconnect me, I just kukuma leave the light like that. The next two months I go run commot for that her stupid house wey.

It started well and ended with nipples still erect. Kudos to the fucker and the fuckee .

UGBE634:
Benin city is four times the size of phc nor be by emotions, reality is reality and also more populated. The population distribution in Benin is evenly distributed across all the communities in Benin city.

Bro don't mind them. I have lived in Benin since birth and I have been living in portharcourt for just 5yrs but the difference is clear. In terms of job opportunities I give it to phc but for size and population I give it to Benin.

DropsMic:
Nigerians are not that smart na this kind things them dey like. If you were seun you'd probably run Nairaland the same way.

Its for the money I agree

Naira land and nonsense topics hitting front page be like Hot dog and Burger.

Kidnappers Thunder fire you, E nor go better for you. Ric naim talk am.

All sacked but the reason for their sack still visible.

Screen shot let us see

Mine is just God all the way. 2013 after school the stress, pain and suffering was just unbearable. I got a teaching job of 10k a month back then but because of the low motivational pay, I decided to Quit.
In 2015 I was in Lagos briefly to look for work, stayed with my cousin living around volks, omo, mosquito show me pepper. Within two weeks of just staying in Lagos , the malaria in my system was already reading ++++, it is better to die at home rather than dying in a strange land. That's how I carried myself jejely back to Benin, rea arranged myself to Port Harcourt, Within one year of staying in Portharcourt, I got a job of 35k a month to run a restaurant. Left the place in 2017 got a job of 100k in 2019, left the place again to another place were the benefit is quite OK for me.
Today I have a car and house of my own. my pay has made me forget about my previous stress. Never always give up, always think about the bright side of life.

ELKHALIFAISIS:
the bed bugs wey bite me that year , I cursed my friend that reap me off 1m for direct employment visa which they later cancelled I have to come with tourist visa, as I enter, his number stop going till this very moment its just about 3 months ago I called him out on Facebook after 6 yrs , he have Started paying that 1m after threatening his wife

Hope him go pay with interest?