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Zenith Bank PLC. Best bank in terms of staff welfare in Africa

meetgaya: Yea!
and almost all the commercial banks in term of salary when due. lol

The man and woman pictured above were caught getting it on at a Lagos hospital. The lovers are believed to be patients at the hospital but instead of receiving treatments from the medical staff of the hospital, they were caught getting busy with each other on the hospital bed.

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I really don't like Denis cos of his rude attitude. I cried when Bobby was evicted.
Buh congrats Dennis

You all know that there was a recent post by the Aviation Minister on the purchase of 2 cars.
Dino Melaye was on twitter insulting people supporting that the new was false.

Below is the munched screen

[color=#990000][/color] If Tinubu syas that GEJ is better of in a Nollywood movie than ASO ROCK, then Tinubu is better off in Yoruba Nolly. Soo who is better? Nollywood GEJ or Yoruba Nolly Tinubu?

Let him go and recover from his disease first.

solapex: http://premiumtimesng.com/news/146648-jonathan-tinubu-war-words-national-conference.html

Was the minister supposed to train pilot too. As in pls don't argue in the cockpit?

baybiemee: And a heartless fellow said it was an act of God

I hope GoodLuck Jonathan will be accused as the cause I guess?

naijacenter: Kano State Coordinator of National Youth Service Corps (NYSC), Mr. Sanusi Abdulrasheed, has lamented that 89 per cent of corps members in the country could neither write good application nor communicate effectively in English Language.

He stated that the majority of the corps members were more at home with the use of “broken English” as a means of communication.

Mr. Abdulrasheed made the disturbing disclosure yesterday in Kano during the passing out parade (POP ) of the present batch of corps members, where he noted that the findings were based on a nationwide research facilitated by the management of the scheme.

He told outgoing corps members: “ I don’t want you to feel insulted, but it is a statement of fact. The management of NYSC noticed one thing in you; that a bulk of you were not communicating effectively in English.


Read details: http://www.naijacenter.com/89-corps-members-communicate-english-nysc/

£4000 is a chicken change for my Papa Oyedepo.

Hezron Lorraine: According to a story by Encomium magazine, Bishop David Oyedepo, Alhaji Aliko Dangote and Dr. Mike Adenuga are among the top 10 Nigerian billionaires who will pay hundreds of millions of naira annually as luxury tax due to the imposition of a whooping $4,000 luxury tax by Aviation Ministry on private jet owners and operators per departure.

Some of these super rich Nigerians make use of their jets 3/4 times in a week either within or outside Nigeria and for every trip, it's a cool $4, 000 tax. Continue...



From Encomium magazine

According to our sources, among the four jets owned by Bishop Oyedepo (Gulfstream V and G550, Bombardier and Gulfstream G430), he uses three regularly personally and for his missionary work. Thus, his luxury tax annually will be an average of N399 million. Alhaji Aliko Dangote who has three private jets in his hanger will also pay an average of N399 million per annum. Dr. Mike Adenuga, Jnr, whose Falcon 7x and Bombardier jet are used for personal and business purpose should pay an average of N266 million. Governor Rotimi Amaechi and his Akwa Ibom counterpart, Governor Godswill Akpabio would shell out an average of N166.4 million annually. Pastor Ayo Oritsejafor falls into the same category of N166.4 million naira payer. Meanwhile, Pastor Enoch Adejare Adeboye, Jide Omokorie and Ifeanyi Ubah would pay an average of N133 million annually, while Jimoh Ibrahim falls within the N100 million category. Furthermore, the richest woman in Nigeria, Folorunsho Alakija would spend N66 million on luxury tax.

Findings by Encomium Weekly revealed that the top 10 private jet owners who would cough millions annually on the new luxury tax are below.

The clash of the titans between the Federal Government and private jet owners reached a crescendo with the imposition of the $4,000 luxury tax on private jet owners and operators per departure. A memo was sent to all private jet operators stating that Nigerian registered private jets would henceforth pay $3,000 for every departure, while foreign registered private jets would pay $4,000.

+ List of top 10 payers

This your post clearly shows how foolish and mentally retarded you and your so called friend are.

Amhappy: Wonders they say shall never end.
A colleague of mine told me his story yesterday.
He dated this girl for 7yrs,starting from senior sec school. During his service year they had a serious quarrel and broke up. Both families were involved.Cause of quarrel, the lady's fam accused him of being the reason while their daughter was not serious in sch,he is already through with school and serving,She dropped out (was doing her HND). This guy walked away.

2yrs later girl reappeared and pleaded for them to start over again. He gave in since he still loves her and also got an affirmative from his mum. His mum loves this babe and wanted her as a Daughter in law

September last year(like 2months later) the girl visited him,said she got admission in a nursing sch and need like N200,000 for school fees,accommodation etc. My colleague just came back from offshore and is loaded,he spits it.

A month later he got a call that the lady's bride price has been paid. He calls her and she denies then suddenly out of reach. He call tire. He later got a lot of calls from his cousins at villa to confirm her traditional and wedding.

Months later the girl called and said she's sorry but needed the cash for her traditional marriage.

The guy wanted to ask for repay but didn't so as not to go against his mum's advice.

Personally i think he should collect his money back. What's ur take?

In Malachi 3v10, God commanded that we should bring forth our tithes. Remmember that when you pay your tithe, 3 things happen:
1- God will open the gates of heaven and shower you with blessings that your household cannot contain
2- He will rebuke the devourer for your sake like armedrobbers, and the likes
3- He will take away sickness from your dwelling.

Ever since I started paying my tithe, I hvae not fallen ill not even any mamber of my family, we have never seen sorrow, God has been blessing us.

So for those of you who will prefer to use more that 50% of your salary to eat nkwobi and Gulder and deny God just his own commanded 10% will surely pay for it.

Pastor Kun: Tithing as popular as it is in churches is one of the least understood doctrines in churches today. Even several preachers that preach it don't fully understand it and it's negative implication to the gospel of Christ they just preach it because it means more money in their pockets. However since a few of my brethen and myself started this enlightenment campaign on the biblical truth about tithes, a lot of NL members have come to the knowledge of truth about tithes and stopped being fleeced of their income.

I would like NL members who have discovered the truth and have been liberated by our writings to please come forward and share their experience with us.

I pray that the Boko boys will not destroy this wonderful Domiciliary Edifice.

billante: Consultation Rooms

[color=#550000][/color]All the people insulting Mr. President are just idiots and failures. People who insult their leaders have low self esteem.
No matter the rubbish you say abt GEJ, he is still our President.

So GEJ haters should hug transformers and roast.

Your are an asshole for insulting our [/color]intelligent President like that. Your forefathers and your Generation cannot and will not see the white house until you die.

You are so direspectful to your president.
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Fool

payless: American Presidents only meet with world's respected leaders at the Whitehouse. It is disrespectful to meet a Nigerian President at Waldorf Hotel for few minutes.

The boy needs to be asked to lie down sef. Spare the rod and spoil the child.

Some of these students need this type of punishment.

Naofficial: https://www.gistreel.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/cu-student.jpg There is always a level when maturity must have being attained. A level where it’s no more about physical punishment… Rather, about coaching. Reverse is the case in most private university especially Covenant University where there have been reported cased of student being given corporal punishment.
A 200 level student of a Covenant University was ordered to kneel down during a general lecture by a lecturer.
Remember a photo also went viral last time some students were asked to kneel down in BOWEN University for missing church service..
Yeah, the biblesaid,spare the rod and spoil the child, nots pare the rod and spoil the ADULT.

Click here for more pics/gists like this today.

I still don't get it why people will opt to fly Dana Air. Fellow Nigerians can't we learn? Let's stop patronising them naw. Na by force? Haba

[color=#990000][/color] Goodluck Goodluck kam am ge soo month ne je je month na ga ga Goodluck cam ge so ehh

PDP Power

eluquenson: http://ngrguardiannews.com/national-news/133106-jonathan-reintroduces-car-housing-loans-for-workers-


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The kingdom of God ( Winners Chaple) suffereth violence by Ogun state armed robbers called tax officials and ONLY THE VIOLENT can handle it by force.

Nairaland leave Oyedepo alone. What a nasty description ( Oyedepo Thugs). How I wish I was there I woult have crushed them with my hands.

eGuerrilla: Read full account

Kai and I want to import my Range Sport.

CFCfan: THE Federal Government has revealed plans to ban importation of vehicles into the country, to encourage local production, even as revival efforts for the nation's moribund assembly plants were yet to be visible.

Besides, the government has stepped up moves to reposition the nation's transportation system, in line with its transformation agenda.

Already, the Nigeria Railway Corporation (NRC) has concluded arrangements to kick-off passenger service on the Eastern railway route before the end of December.

President Goodluck Jonathan stated these while declaring open the 2013 yearly national management conference of the Nigerian Institute of Management (NIM) in Uyo, Monday.

The President did not however state the time frame for the vehicle import ban programme.

He stressed that the efforts being made, especially in local vehicle production at Nnewi, Anambra State need to be encouraged.

Recently, the government directed its various organs to purchase vehicles made at the Nnewi plant, a gesture that was lauded by the Nigerian Automotive Manufacturers Association of Nigeria.

The Minister of Industry, Trade and Investment, Olusegun Aganga had earlier hinted of government's plan to create three automobile training centres and clusters at Lagos, Nnewi and Kano.

The training centres, according to Aganga, would be established in partnership with Brazil to train Nigerians in automobile maintenance and spare parts production, while the clusters would host new vehicle assembly plants.

The President said that the reform in the rail, airport and the maritime sectors were aimed at gaining the confidence of investors and to empower Nigerians.

The government's policy of economic inclusion, according to him, was designed to empower the less privileged and the unemployed through opportunities in agriculture and skills acquisitions.

"We can emphatically say that as a result of our economic policy, there have been significant improvement in our economic transformation drive," Jonathan said.
http://odili.net/news/source/2013/sep/17/13.html

The tax officers from Ogun state govt, wanted bribe from the church which is against the law of the church. We all know the attitude of Tax officers in Niegria, looking for bribe to encourage tax evasion by companies.My Bishop Oyedepo dosent collect bribe and dosent give bribe. So I am in support of the bullying of those urchins.

GAY DOT COM

Philipmems: His name is Prince Uzoegwu and he was the late Goldie’s stylist. he drew our attention when he Recently posted the bizzare tweet below.
He is Denrele’s friend. G

The Army general just paid his tithe in winners. It could have been traced to any other church with account in another bank. So we should stop all these rubbish talk.

Maxymilliano: https://sunnewsonline.com/new/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/ihejirika-army.jpg
Says Church gets N11m in two instalments

Popular pentecostal church with headquarters in Ota, Living Faith Church has been named as one of the beneficiaries of the N150 million over which Colonel Robert  Ahangba (N/9827) was convicted on Tuesday by an Army Court Martial for allegedly defrauding the government of Bayelsa State.

The Army officer was alleged to have used the name of the late National Security Adviser, General Andrew Owoye Azazi to swing the deal during the administration of former governor of Bayelsa, Timipre Sylva.

Speaking while delivering judgement on a four count charge prefered against the Colonel, President of the court martial, Brig.Gen. Edward Nze said that the officer donated N11 million to the church in two instalments of N9 million and N2 million.

Other beneficiaries of the Colonel’s largesse were two messengers in the Bayelsa State Government House who were allegedly given N500,000 each, an Army officer who he gave N5 million for welfare and an unknown lady who met him in a bank where he allegedly directed that she should be given N8 million.

Giving more insight on how the money was disbursed, General Edward Nze said
“The sum of N25,000,000 was traced to Account number: 0000775163 in Union Bank. The sum of N30,790,000 was traced to Account Number: 0000730707 in Union Bank and N29,500,000 traced to Account number 0001800406 also in Union Bank. In First Bank, the sum of N48,055,654 was traced to Account Number 2011252278 and in First Bank Registrars the sum of N13.5 million was also traced”.

http://sunnewsonline.com/new/cover/n150m-loot-army-panel-indicts-winners-chapel/

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NGBEKE BABE. CHEAP PUBLICITY

airmark: Birds of same feather, why 'dumbfuks' word?

We went for an outreach program today and at the end, we went to visit our brother whom just returned from LASUTH Ikeja.

He gave us a lengthy testimony of how God healed him and how people were dying all around him in same ward. He said that there are some MARKED BEDS that anybody that lays on such bed dies before day break.

A woman who was at the hospital also testified a rather revealing and shocking story of a guy that came to admit his brother. She said while they were awake, she noticed the guy was shaking and when she asked what the problem was, the guy narrated how he saw an old man who was on Oxygen in the ICU turned into a cat and was hopping from one bed to another and they cat nearly hopped on his own brothers bed, but when the cat saw him, the cat went away and returned back as a living human. The next day,3 of the patients on those beds died. He was terrified and could not sleep. Later his brother was taken to another ward and later he lost his brothers. The old man that was on Oxygen later regained consciousness and was discharged 3days later.

Please my people we need to be prayerful as some Doctors and nurses are occultic people.

We went for an outreach program today and at the end, we went to visit our brother whom just returned from LASUTH Ikeja.
He gave us a lengthy testimony of how God healed him and how people were dying all around him in same ward. He said that there are some MARKED BEDS that anybody that lays on such bed dies before day break.
A woman who was at the hospital also testified a rather revealing and shocking story of a guy that came to admit his brother. She said while they were awake, she noticed the guy was shaking and when she asked what the problem was, the guy narated how he saw an old man who was on Oxygen in the ICU turned into a cat and was hopping from one bed to another and they cat nearly hopped on his own brothers bed, but when the cat saw him, the cat went away and returned back as a living human. The next day,3 of the patients on those beds died. He was terrified and could not sleep. Later his brother was taken to another ward and later he lost his brother.The old man that was on Oxygen later regained consciousness was discharged 3day later. Please my people we need to be prayerful as some Doctors and nurses are occultic people.

Wayo guy see hin face. Him wan chop waka . Mumu proposal

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R&B singer and Gbenga Adeyinka’s younger brother, Capital FEMI, over the weekend, took his time to propose to screen diva, Rita Dominic!

While performing his hit track Don’t Let Go at the celebrity ball in honour of Omotola Jalade Ekeinde by the Actors Guild of Nigeria, he walked up to Rita, held her hands and began singing to her.
Seeming totally enthralled by the words and soulful tune rendered by the Year of R&B star, Rita went speechless as Kelechi Amadi Obi, Omotola and her hubby couldn’t help but marvel at the musician’s craft, Movie Moments reports.
Sources alleged that the two might hit off something cool as Rita seem to have enjoyed every minute of the performance.

http://www.emmanuelbabatunde.com/2013/08/photos-capital-femi-proposes-to-rita.html

Oh Zenith has lost yet another strong personality. It was Appolos Ikpobe, Andy Ojie, Ellian Ekenzua now Udom Emmanuel. Zenith loosing all its Executive Directors. Wao

draogtech: http://premiumtimesng.com/regional/141966-breaking-akpabio-appoints-new-ssg-as-umana-resigns.html

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It's really very funny. So, how much of Rivers money did Ameachi pay to stage this?

bilms: Pro-Amechi Rally In Lagos

A coalition of civil society groups in Lagos this morning holding a solidarity protest in support of Governor Rotimi Amaechi of Rivers State.

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It's really very funny. So, how much of Rivers money did Ameachi pay to stage this?

bilms: Pro-Amechi Rally In Lagos

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Bunch of sexual perverted rostics and canibals in the house. So shall their daugthers be given out as bride at birth

igbsam: List of 35 #Pedophile senators that voted for underage girls to become bride.

1. Sen. Abdulmumin M. Hassan (Jigawa South West, PDP)
2. Sen. Abdullahi Danladi (Jigawa North West,PDP)
3. Sen. Adamu Abdullahi (Nasarawa West, PDP)
4. Sen. Ahmed Barata (Adamawa South, PDP)
5. Sen. Akinyelure Ayo (Ondo Central, Labour Party)
6. Sen. Alkali Saidu A. (Gombe North, PDP)
7. Sen. Bagudu Abubakar A. (Kebbi Central, PDP)
8. Sen. Dahiru Umaru (Sokoto South, PDP)
9. Sen. Galaudu Isa (Kebbi North, PDP)
10. Sen. Garba Gamawa (Bauchi North, PDP)
11. Sen. Danjuma Goje Mohammed (Gombe
Central, PDP)
12. Sen. Gobir Ibrahim (Sokoto East, PDP)
13. Sen. Gumba Adamu Ibrahim (Bauchi South,PDP)
14. Sen. Hadi Sirika (Katsina North, CPC)
15. Sen. Ibrahim Bukar Abba (Yobe East, ANPP)
16. Sen. Jajere Alkali (Yobe South, ANPP)
17. Sen. Jibrilla Mohammed (Adamawa North,PDP)
18. Sen. Kabiru Gaya (Kano South, ANPP)
19. Sen. Lafiagi Mohammed (Kwara North, PDP)
20. Sen. Lawan Ahmad (Yobe North, ANPP)
21. Sen. Maccido Mohammed (Sokoto North, PDP)
22. Sen. Musa Ibrahim (Niger North, CPC)
23. Sen. Ndume Mohammed Ali (Borno South,PDP)
24. Sen. Sadiq A. Yaradua (Katsina Central, CPC)
25. Sen. Saleh Mohammed (Kaduna Central, CPC)
26. Sen. Tukur Bello (Adamawa Central, PDP)
27. Sen. Ugbesia Odion (Edo Central, PDP)
28. Sen. Umar Abubakar (Taraba Central, PDP)
29. Sen. Usman Abdulaziz (Jigawa North East, PDP)
30. Sen. Ya'au Sahabi (Zamfara North, PDP)
31. Sen. Zannah Ahmed (Borno Central, PDP)
32. Sen. Ahmad Rufai Sani (Zamfara West, ANPP)
33. Sen. Ahmad Abdul Ningi (Bauchi Central, PDP)
34. Sen. Bello Hayatu Gwano (Kano North, PDP)
35. Sen. Ibrahim Abu (Katsina South, CPC)

These Northerners wants to bring in Sodom and Gomorrah to Nigeria.

odiyaka: http://saharareporters.com/news-page/three-stewards-fired-over-missing-250000-akpabios-loot-akwa-ibom-governors-lodge-abuja

Sahara reporters and their hollywood storyline. Will be good for a movie line