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fortunateme:
But how you people think in this country? Why insult me when you absolutely agree with what I said initially? That's an imbecie like behaviour.
You suspect poison right? And I said gang violence because of previous report in the same school.
I queried the owner of the school same thing you did. We reason along the same path but we know who the slowpoke is right? That's you.

U be mumu

Ur first comment no follow

Now just shutup

In the voice of asari docubo

Una mumu never duu

Una be mumu men

abelee:
The child did not die from any sporting activity oooo. The child did not also have any health challenge...The incident emanated from one of the vendors at the Agege stadium....electrocuted by the candy flux machine...

U must have clear information on this

Very clear indeed. Anyways, the beautiful girl lost and no other way. The parents have a hand in this and the school is the designated location.

Las Las, what goes around will surely find a way to come around., let the parents carry on or quit. Karma is furker

BigBashiru:
The negro is sick, cursed and mentally unstable...all they know is how to charge exhorbitant school fees with nothing to show for it. The negro race is also quite lazy - even if there were paramedics on site, they will probably be sleeping on duty...

And u re hygro

Anyways, there is nothing wrong with the negro as far as this particular case is concerned.

This looks more like 'the unseen' which is the case all over the world and even more in the west.

By the way, be calming down small

Na me go teach u scam na

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Little man with little dreams

I can imagine how wide ur mouth and nose will be opening and closing when u are talking more like a donkey pay check them never tell u say u be mumu

plaindealer:
Make your bitter soul worthy and competent by asking even the construction workers collecting paychecks to put food on the table what they have gained.

You ipobs are not used to progress and development, so when you see it in other places, you don't know the value.

This is why they say if you mentally crippled and demented ipobs are the future of biafra, then biafra is doomed and dead on arrival.

The shut up is best for u

Single metro of tiny distance in just a single city in all of Nigeria is that one an achievement? The metro is more like a Disney display Or a bridge that was supposed to have been done 55years ago, abi the railway that even the poorest countries has done 100 years ago yet Nigeria is still dreaming of railways in 2023.

You are either delusional or u lack every sense of reality or maybe u are living one century backwards.

There is nothing like development or progress in Nigeria for the past 60years and Nigeria government is posed on laying and giving falls hopes to ignoramus like you except u benefit from the rot.

Anyways, with people like u in majority in Nigeria, Nigeria leaders will continue to sale and buy Nigeria for many more years

Look at the election coming up, pdapc, pdlp, pdnnpp. Nigeria is simply amusement park

Napata77:
My friend, SHUT UP.

Is Lekki Deep Sea Port not completed?

Is Lagos Blue Line Rail not completed and running?

Plus Abuja-Kaduna rail, plus 2nd Niger Bridge?

Just take your bad mind and go away.

Bad omen.

Nigeria and imaginary investments

All the news in Nigeria about investments and developments are always 'near completion'

I have reluctantly come to understand and believe that Nigeria is 100% a scam

spinna:
Better fix deposit it because its not much and will be gone like the wind before you know while you are "thinking of what to do"

Act as if you have zero capital and hustle ..any business that shows the greatest potential after like 2yrs.. invest the money strategically into that business.. Use the fix deposit yields if really broke and reinvest it..

Thats just an idea though because i have never done fD myself but i know statistically most new small businesses may not go according to plan..also i know 1m can disappear quickly.. the Uber might be a good idea if he's ready for the stress .. let others share their thoughts

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Nia69:
Let me cure you first.

Hahhah, if my hand touch that barrel and u are near me, na ur toto I go target

Even though this is a make up story from Cbn, let me still say 1 thing sha

The passenger in this fiction story is a mad man! The English writing alone is enough to deny him a graduate job

Onedayoneday:
Based on tips, I had to attend an interview today. The information was that if I am shortlisted, I will start work latest first week of March. So I was very happy and ready to do anything to attend the interview.

As an applicant without a kobo, I had to kneel down begging a neighbour before he borrowed me 1k to enable me pay my way. The transport fare to and from was to gulp N400 or more.

My in and out was just the 1k. In fact, my feeding was also inside the 1k - everything. So it was a priceless 1k that every kobo was very important.

Early in the morning, I heard people arguimg over the deadline for new naira notes. People refused to collect the old naira notes.

So I boarded a bus with the N1000 note which I paid to the conductor. My transport fare was N100. When I came down, the conductor gave me new N500 note and two old N200 notes, making it N900. I refused to collect the old N200 notes. He insisted he didnt have new naira notes to change for me. Argument ensued as I refused to collect the old notes.

Like I said, that was the only money with me. So I didnt want to take any chances of collecting old notes that I will later not be able to use. So in the midst of the argument, he wanted to move and leave, I tried to stop him by gently holding his t-shirt. I didnt know his polo shirt was that soft. Unluckily for me, the polo got torn.

That was how war was declared. The conductor and the driver descended on me. They first targeted at tearing my shirt too despite showing remorsefulness over getting his shirt torn. Not once, not twice, they kept tearing my shirt till at some point, I put a resistance. Of course that couldn't be without a fight. I won't lie, those guys dealt with me. Two agbero hands descending on one non-agbero hand. Before people could intervene, they tore my shirt and a part of my trouser, gave me serious bruises, got me so dirty and stopped me from attending the interview.

I went back home like a mad man.

A very sad day for me.

May God help and bless me with a well-paid job.

The struggle continues!!!

thatigboman:
Op, u want to send her to prison because she committed what crime exactly?

She is supposed to go to jail and her offence is called domestic violence and attempting to commit murder.

Nia69:
Oh! Isn't that interesting.

Not interesting dear, it is funny.

By the way, I can cure u sha and nobi joke ooh

By the way, I hope @op u are not my friend ejike from pH and ur sister is not ngozi that attended futo. Anyways, this said ngozi is worse than what u described here.

99.9% of imo state ladies are 100% mad with demonic behaviours

That is why other igbos hardly marry imo ladies because they are the example of demons and evil.

Make una rent house for her far and support her for some business. That kin girl is easy catch for men but no one will marry her cox she is bomb

Nia69:
😂😂 Handful good or handful bad?

Lmao

In the context he wrote, nothing gud only bad.

U are not mentally normal so what gud can come out of u and ur colleagues here

It is clear that the lady has mental health problems. Hospital can help and spiritual house can help too.

90% of Nigeria ladies has mental health issues and this is main problem of the Nigeria society today because they have raised demons in name of children.

Even here in NL, u can see that 99% of the ladies suffer from mental illness

U too like photo

Any body wey u see, u go rush go snap photo

AlexReports:
Election 2023: Centre Presents Six Bedroom Duplex Office In Abuja For Obi-Datti Presidential Campaign


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhg364HwW_Y

In promotion of the candidacy of the Labour Party presidential candidate, Peter Obi and his running mate, Sen. Yusuf Datti Baba-Ahmed, Global Centre for Leadership and Good Governance through the Peter Obi Resource Centre has presented a six bedroom duplex located in Gwarimpa area of Abuja to The Big-Tent for Peter Obi Campaign led by Professor Pat Utomi to serve as the party's presidential campaign office.

Presenting the structure recently on behalf of Global Centre for Leadership and Good Governance, Mr. Ogedengbe Ayodele said the centre believes that if elected as the country's president, Peter Obi will usher in era of prosperity and good governance for the country.

He said, "The 25th day of February 2023, is a date that history will be made in rescuing Nigeria by cleaning her up of corruption ineptitude, Insecurity, unemployment, policy summers Ault, nepotism, religious and regional political bitterness with our vote in favour of the candidacy of His Excellency Peter Obi and Distinguished Senator Yusuf Datti Baba Ahmed.

"They both have the capacity to take Nigeria from a consumption nation to a productive nation with their antecedent of competence, capacity and trust worthiness to present the new image of Nigeria's Leadership.

"The Obi-Datti Candidacy is divine, this is why the Followership is why the followership is Organic and gaining increasing acceptance across the length and breadth of Nigeria with Christians and Muslims coming together to give an overwhelming support to eliminate the campaign of hate."

He said the Obi-Datti Candidacy must be used to to teach evil politicians a bitter lesson of how not to reward failure in leadership and taking the citizens for granted.

Also speaking, a Labour Party chieftain and the Chairman of the The Big Tent Prof. Pat Utomi said the upcoming elections will be an extraordinary moment in the country's history, calling for synergy for nation's renewal.

According to Prof. Utomi, time has come for Nigeria to transit to progress by electing Peter Obi as the next president of the country, urging all Nigerians to support his candidacy.

The Big Tent coalition of political parties, social movements, civil society organizations and candidate support groups make up the Third Force for reclaiming Nigeria by electing Peter Obi and Yusuf Datti Baba-Ahmed as President and Vice President in the 2023 general elections.

The Big-Tent for Peter Obi Campaign led by Professor Pat Utomi was created to harness the Obidient Movement’s Support Groups, NCF/ Third Force coalitions, other political parties, individuals and Professionals in creating commitment and ownership of the Peter Obi project by those who don’t belong to Labour Party or any party; and harmonize, organize, support and coordinate Support Groups at the Polling Units, Wards and LGA levels (foisting an organic bottom-up body) to complement the Labour Party and Presidential Campaign Council efforts in canvassing, getting out the votes and protection/delivery of the votes whilst also supporting the Obi-Datti candidacy with key Professional Advisory in Policy Strategy Formulations for an effective issues based campaign.

https://www.abujapress.com/2023/02/election-2023-centre-presents-six.html

Elderustin:
Sometimes I wonder is there no way a country can have a satellite kind of camera that can be monitoring people"s movement? And track them?

Nekwa

You are very correct.
There is 90% indications that there will be oso tinubu the hand writing is all over the blackboard nation wide

The dead spirit of abiola does not want rest without ruling as Nigeria president but destiny is against it.

Man proposed God disposed
Funny earth
Man be fighting with God since the creation of earth

Penguin2:
Shey Ogun wan kill this Osodeke man ni?

Close down the Universities and let students go home and vote abeg. Even if it hasn’t happened before, there’s always a first time.

Meanwhile, the NUC is right about the security argument. Because with the way the situation is charged with no one not knowing what things could become after the election, it is best you allow students stay at home and watch the directions things will take.

I don’t think it’s wise for Igbo students to remain in ABU Zaria or for Hausa students to remain in Nsukka or Unilorin so that if there’s another “Oso Abiola” after the elections, these guys don’t get trapped in strange lands.

I expect the regulatory board of Polytechnics to follow the footpath of the NUC too.

I don’t expect Tinubu BATstards to agree with my submissions though😏

Peter Gregory ayo Mohammed Obi from Anambra State is about to assend the greatest throne in Nigeria (Africa)

Where them urchins, come ooh, them dey beat una sister for here

Dat yaya belo with unknown animal face just dey thief any how with em village family and ashawo wife

Any thing wey urchins see, then go rush begin use am talk nonsense as usual

The desperation for yoluba Muslims to rule Nigeria is irritating

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jamesversion:
Patrick Okowa??

Kholiwe:
I repeat go and meet the Jewish idol called Jehovah and stop typing nonsense in my mentions.

Look who is talking
A common cheap ashawo.
Lmao

Kholiwe:
Go and meet the Jewish Idol called Yaweh.

If u don't know a thing, say it clearly and stop childish.

U people will rush to comment as if u know any thing but then u are as ignorant as an ant

DOM7:
Stop being hypocrites! Is it today you know that the whole event is about the devil? Who are you glorifying before? All the songs that use to win the Grammys are for who? Hypocrites? This is just the beginning is either you are in or out? Choose!

So what about we that are not talented in music, how can we make big money and become rich

Una wey sabi

Kholiwe:
Did he lie? It was even your Jewish Idol who told him about Job.

Since u know the history. Tell me the way to make money and become rich

Message from FalseProphet1

You will become obidient

You will soon change ur moniker

This I have seen

post=120719805:
Na Barbecue or Pepper Soup las las.

For sane, honest and hardworking Nigerians.

God bless the Catfish farmer.

On a serious note,
PandoraObi ipob supporters mumu sha

Inflation is simply SHORTAGE!

IF there shortage in supply or in demand for long time, there will be inflation!

Nigeria has been suffering shortage in production in goods and services for many many years and so inflation keep growing.

The government here has other reasons for this current money madness because they have already mopped about 90%% of all cash in circulation before 31st January.

If FG wants to introduce cashless policy, they only need to introduce withdrawal limit like 20k and people will embrace transfer and corruption will reduce too.

Nigeria is a funny country and we can only pray because this problem is getting more funny. Many countries has failed and Nigeria can also fail

FriendofGod:
Mopping excess cash will not solve local inflation.


The only benefit is that coupled with the withdrawal limits, CBN can monitor the amount of cash in circulation, thereby reducing crimes.



Reducing inflation involves far more than mopping up excess physical cash.



First of all, market forces such as demand and supply of goods can raise inflation.



For example, food inflation in Nigeria. We have shortage in food supply, yet demand for food is high. This is an example of demand-pull inflation. Because demand for food dwarfs supply of food, the cost of food will go high. You don't solve this problem by mopping up excess cash.




Another type of inflation we are battling in Nigeria is cost-pull inflation. Look at properties? Why are house rents going up? Will mopping up excess physical cash reduce it?



No. The cost of certain raw materials have gone up. This causes the costs of rents and properties to go up as well. This is cost-pull inflation.



In summary, inflation is far more complex a problem to be solved by mopping up excess physical cash in circulation.



In fact, inflation is a situation whereby there is a lot of money (not just physical cash) chasing fewer goods.

emmanuelbrown26:
yes he is and he will always be. Its only enemy of d nation that are agaibst dis new policy.
Banks are d ones sabotaging dis wonderful policy not emefiele.

U re losing it

U don't even understand anything yet u want sound educated

You are either foolish or deeply frustrated or u are not a Nigerian!

Them never tell you say u b mumu

Mbaka the gay dog

Ruggedniggaone:
apc and fake promise are 5 and 6, I thought you made fake promise to people on nairaland that you will share 1m to 5 people here if lawan win at supreme Court

Joke of the century grin

Oga, that dicco idiot is a common petty poor yahoo yahoo and he does not have 5k in his account as we speak now.

NL is a funny site because 98.5% of all the people who visit and comment in this site can be classified among the poor and below poor in the society and 99% of them have no real time employment or business.

They are mostly frustrated individuals especially the mods, 99.8% of NL moderators are leaving in face me I face u single dirty rooms mostly in oshodi and ikotun area of lagos!

If u know u know