₦airaland Forum

Ruggedniggaone:
apc and fake promise are 5 and 6, I thought you made fake promise to people on nairaland that you will share 1m to 5 people here if lawan win at supreme Court

Joke of the century

Oga, that dicco idiot is a common petty poor yahoo yahoo and he does not have 5k in his account as we speak now.

NL is a funny site because 98.5% of all the people who visit and comment in this site can be classified among the poor and below poor in the society and 99% of them have no real time employment or business.

They are mostly frustrated individuals especially the mods, 99.8% of NL moderators are leaving in face me I face u single dirty rooms mostly in oshodi and ikotun area of lagos!

If u know u know

The Nigeria state has always been known from time immemorial to be a dubious and criminal government.

This trend stated mostly in the time of ibb in the mid 80s when the Nigeria government started to collaborat with fraudulent entities in defrauding foreign investors by giving 419 organisations and persons access to government offices to defraud foreign investors. Infact, abacha of memory used his office to defraud gaddafi of blessed memory in tone of millions of dollars.

Today, Nigeria government is still dealing in this sheddy business of fraud.

Cbn and co. Suddenly collected all the cash in circulation and then started to sale the money to the public at crazy rate.

May god help Nigeria because we are in deep mess

That is second division of the local league

They are on their way to relegation

Zonefree:
You're a weak man, sorry no sorry.

This shows that u never marry and u never stay with woman for long time inside 1 house

Las Las na everybody go chop breakfast

psalmistkakah:
We are always together, am a business man..She is just like my secretary in the office.. Omo i dey faithful, she almost make me keep one side chick wey dey come my place for work.. the girl fine we were about dating na she wan cost... Before she come start to threaten the girl.. last last i free the girl for peace.. I tell her i no go pursue her.. one day i go just pack my properties and move out.. I come dey wonder wetin she want again.. if no money for hand i make sure food dey for her and the children.. I open up tell this once a week abeg allow if i come back even drunk i no dey insult her, i wil quitely go to bed.. Tell me which kind wahala.. is not easy i come dey wonder why i even marry self.. Nothing pass freedom. Haba brother women sha na God go help us, if u get money 4 hand hmnnn wahala

U should be happy u don marry, get pikin and still manage to cope.

Women in general are like that including the side chick, it is only about time.

Listen, don't worry about what ur wife is thinking or how she will react in every of ur actions. Just try and keep things in other according to ability. Secondly, try and start to give ur self some privacy inside the same house and never forget to enjoy ur hobbies.

She will continue like that for some more time but after she noticed that u are not faking ur life style, she will begin to respect u for who u are. Again, only do intimacy at time that both of u are happy.

Time is a healer and it is the only valid remedy!

My 1 cent
Good luck

Make ur wife to be busy.
House wife na vayolence

psalmistkakah:
Women sha.. Me self i dey think to go rent another house leave my wife.. haba everyday after work i come back home b4 8pm, no side chick, she no lack food, i no dey insult you, dey even assist ur family join.. Once in a week wey i go commot go watch ball 4 weekends and think one to two bottles to calm nerves down na wahala . imagine b4 i commot i drop money 4 food which one come be wahala wen i come back because i go watch ball for bar once in a week.. me don fedup self... I go shock her one day.. i go jejely change accomodation.. me i no like wahala... I respect her opnion most time 4 peace to reign.. how come going out once a week go dey bring issue.. Women hmmm n

Mctomney will supprise many.

Fred did
Wan basaka did it

Mc is next
United 4 life

Angelfrost:
Three games without your midfield plug... How una wan take run am?!!

Title chase is practically over!

funny sha how novice them dey take analyse futbal

Man u have more than enough to fill in the gap. Infact it is a good opportunity to prepare b4 hand.

Now, watch our next game and see d magic

Angelfrost:
Hate ke?!! No hate o.... Just enjoying my Saturday!


Crystal Palace no kuku waste time capitalize... Game headed for draw!

No be only draw na Palace win


Las Las epl is man u to lose

Take it the bank

Iheanacho is on fire


Igbo boys to d world

Make hate no kill u sha

Angelfrost:
Casemiro o!!!

As Liverpool dey collect na so United dey collect!

How United wan do that midfield till Casemiro serve ban finish!

Title pursuit in the mud!

No Casemiro, no Erikssen! Wahala!

Wolves 3 Liverpool 0

This judgment against pool

Most of 5his boys una no sabi futbal at all.

See argument
This season epl is man u to lose!

Presidency oh, Cbn oh, banks oh. Tax based economy loading

Maguire be like Buhar

Bad luck is common with the two

olaniyilukman:
My lady I will be glad if you can give this loverboy a chance and let him have the keys to your heart

All dis una ass licking na em make marriage no dey last again.

How can start a relationship with lies and faking and expect it to last

Las Las, wen u see that woman bad structure u go tire

Photo to confusion u

Dey play

Missgeraldine:
Thank you...na our incoming first lady be that.

Ewo ooh

OBI sabi better thing sha



But u self no far from that too. Ayam interest

Missgeraldine:
Time to rescue Nigeria from old thieves and urinating machines and evil Apc party....


Vote OBI for good governance

Nne ichalu ka pawpaw

hopexter:
Well it is well, thank God him tenure don finish. All you hindered blessings shall be released to you soon. Vote person wey go work oo make things for better for the whole country.

Amen.

The choice is very simple

imoh4king:
What and how did they get to travel. I am really interested in crossing like this. Can someone link me. Will compensate you when I get there alive.

I go put through. But u go need to be strong ooh

hopexter:
Na wa! How come na? You sure say no na Buhari or you use your business and car bet?

I no do any bet ooh.

Na buhari bad luck na em course am. Infact, I can shoot buhari if I have the chance and way to avoid problems after the action that man na bad star from the pit of demons

I have observed carefully and I have seen that am not alone in that mind set about buhari. Thank god it is time for malu cow to go

hopexter:
No worry, we no go even let am stay Abuja sef, him must go Daura go settle down and wait for Allah’s call to the underworld

Let him just go ooh.

In 2015 I lost my business immediately buhari was announced as the president and my car went completely bad in the same month after buying fuel for 500 naira from the day buhari was announced as the winner of the election.

Let buhari go and meet his ancestors biko. That man has biwitched Nigeria for too long

Please, inec, once the winner is announced in February ending, kindly tell buhari to go home.

I can bet all my girl friends that buhari is a bad luck!

I don't care who becomes the next president, as far as it will not be buhari, am OK.

I don talk my own

Argument settled

Keke is better than small gas business!

If u buy good grade Nigeria used keke for 500k then u do proper maintenance and fix it completely with 100k, it will get you 10k saving after fuel and park settlement. Minus 2500 for personal feeding and 500 for toiletries.

So u can make 7k savings daily for 6 days in a week that is 41k per 1 week by 1 month, that is 160k on basic average savings in 1 month.

10k for maintenance so u have 150k savings for 1 month. Then, by 12 months, u can save 1.8 million naira.

Then after 1 year, u will need to change the keke, so u can then sale it for like 400k and u will have 2.2m cash.

By then, it will be time for another start and life. Get a cheap village girl for 100k marriage and rent 1 room flat for 200k plus 200k set up. then open small business for the girl for 300k. Then buy used Nigeria car for 1m and use it for uber for 1 year and then open bigger business with like 3.5m and manage it with ur. Local wife

Na waoo, poor man get long way to go ooh

Make ipob share money oh, am on the road waiting









Me just imagining how a lorry full of old naira notes will fall on the road near me and me using everything available to pack the cash

I really need big money now

Simple and clean but them don spoil am

Nigeria Cbn and FG have carried out imf and World Bank directives stringently though the effect on the Nigeria population is dangerous.

This is to confirm that Nigeria and the world at large is governed by the powers above. Therefore, it does not matter who becomes the president of Nigeria, what will be will still be.

Abeg na my own big ego dey me important ooh

Tinubu is right atiku was former senate president.

If u know u know

Buhari : emefele, u don finish this people kpatakpata
Cbn governor : I catch them for blokos

Second photo;
This is the man I told u will deal with lazy youths

You are contradicting ur self here.

U accepted to send money to show that things are very good in ur side and that was what started our long mentions.

U then said that the only problem u have to send the money was because after sending it, I will call u mugu, then I replied u and said that will be stupid thing for to do or any body. That if u did send money it will show that god indeed has provided enough for u.

Then u did not have any further excuse so u said I should promise that I will not call u mugu which I did.

So, Las Las, u don't have kobo but u did not know that I was ready for u because I sensed the fake pride in ur comments and how u were trying to show the first boy that u are rich or very well to do 'happy' as u put.

I said bring aza make i credit u 2k unlike u who could not send 500 hundred naira to show that u have at all, I am a real person and I don't claim to have heaven on earth but I can give u 2k now now.

Mr. Man chot up and go do ur conductor work and stop fooling disgracing ur poverty family.

It is a normal thing that u take lunch by 17:30pm every day and u think we are stupid not to know that u eat once a day so u eat by evening to cover front and back

Hungry man

Who be ur man, I know u? This is very common with yoluba people, they like to boast and lie to pretend that they better but we know una. Suffering and smiling. 17:30pm lunch loading

DominusPrime:
That you think a person having lunch by 5.30pm means he is broke says a lot about your reasoning. I’ve been laughing at that senseless statement since yesterday.
Again that you think that a person should send money to you to prove he is happy shows you are just a cheap nl beggar looking for any means to scrape peanuts from strangers.

Again I say shishi you nor go see.
Now that I didn’t drop aza so that you will be able to brag about me also being broke like you seems to have hurt you real bad so you just go back to your old story of happiness.
No vex ok. No be me do you. You still be my G sha 😂😂😂…no matter how broke or pained you are you be my guy