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Politics / Re: Atiku Abubakar Votes In Adamawa (Photo) by Aboguede(m): 9:54am On Feb 25, 2023
Anybody should just win!
Politics / Re: Rev Prince Chukwuma Vows To Flog Members That Don't Vote Peter Obi (Video) by Aboguede(m): 9:40am On Feb 25, 2023
This is the level of arr
arrogance and wickedness.

I went to buy cigarette for #200 and igbo man seller said I should transfer #300 if I want pay by transfer.

Beside his shop, I saw a pos agent another igbo man and I told him that I want to withdraw #500, he said he will charge #300.

I pray atiku wins if not then tinubu.

Igbo people are the problem of Africa grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Barcelona : Europa League (2 - 1) On 23rd Feb 2023 by Aboguede(m): 11:29pm On Feb 23, 2023
Busqutes is 78 years old grin

Same age as angelfrost shocked

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Barcelona : Europa League (2 - 1) On 23rd Feb 2023 by Aboguede(m): 11:23pm On Feb 23, 2023
Naajjii:

Abeg let hear word, this one na player,this one is a reserve player. Barca got lot of reserves players like him that are injured.

Anyways, u can now go an cry in piss grin

Man utd don carry barca trow away for dirty shocked


Na make we first pocket efl cup then cum carry nuclear weapon finish arsenal and City our wives grin


Up utd

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Barcelona : Europa League (2 - 1) On 23rd Feb 2023 by Aboguede(m): 11:13pm On Feb 23, 2023
Naajjii:

Which Anthony? The one that scored the goal or another one?

Anthony marshel
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Barcelona : Europa League (2 - 1) On 23rd Feb 2023 by Aboguede(m): 11:06pm On Feb 23, 2023
NohurryInLife:

This ones sef na luck right? grin cheesy


Funny.

This kin bet na suffer ooh grin

Na just 2 odds for all that suffer.

My brother abeg bet need luck to pay for happiness.

Check all ur winning for 1 month u go still dey lose shocked
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Barcelona : Europa League (2 - 1) On 23rd Feb 2023 by Aboguede(m): 10:52pm On Feb 23, 2023
Angelfrost:
See as all man united fans hold their breaths for viewing center!

The concentration and hands on their chests just dey make me laugh! grin

B4 nko. Na confirm business oh

My dream grin.

Las Las man u go win europa cum first beat craze comut for Newcastle eyes then use fire destroy arsenal shocked

Up utd

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Politics / Re: Lai: You Can’t Separate Buhari’s Achievements From Tinubu’s Presidential Bid by Aboguede(m): 9:35pm On Feb 23, 2023
Northerners are ganging up against tinubu grin

What is buhari achievement? Failure shocked

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Politics / Re: Winner Of 2023 Nigeria Presidential Elections by Aboguede(m): 5:44pm On Feb 23, 2023
Good counter narrative but you are wrong about North East.

North East has presidential candidate and vice candidate too. North East is no longer a high terrorist area as was the case in last 2 elections. North East has over 12 million registered voters and it is estimated that there will be nearly 50% voter turn out in the north east compared to sw of estimated 30% voter turnout despite 17 million registered voters.

There will be very low voter turnout in the south West in this election compared to its registered voters due to many reasons.

Atiku and PDP has done incredible work in the North for this election and the result will show that. Kwakanso has collapsed about 50% of his supporters into PDP both in the NE. And NW and it is also easy for PDP to make 24 state spread and lastly, PDP will enjoy Northern block votes.

Tinubu is always a doggedfighter but the gods are against him and apc this time shocked

Sentiment outside,
I also expect Peter Obi to succeed atiku after 8 years but that is a discussion for another day


Ttalk:


You miss it at the point where you claim NE will have a higher voter turnout.

What is the basis for this when they have the least voting strength after SE?

If the Candidate factor is to be used, NE and SW where we have Atiku and Tinubu should be awarded the same % for that factor.

APC is more rooted in SW than how PDP is rooted in NE

SW has the second-largest voting strength which should reflect in your computation.

Again, APC has 4governor while the 5th who is from G5 would mobilize for APC presidential election. The 6th governor from Osun representing PDP has his fate dangling in the supreme court as would make to deliver or lose the Supreme court.

So your computation is flawed and dead on arrival. It has no semblance of fairness and sincerity
Politics / Winner Of 2023 Nigeria Presidential Elections by Aboguede(m): 4:22pm On Feb 23, 2023
This is my honest analysis on how the winner of the Nigeria election 2023 president will emerge.

1. South West estimated total votes 4.7 million votes

2. South South 4.1 million votes

3. South East 3.5 million votes

4. North East 5.2 million votes

5. North Central 4.5 million votes

6. North West 7 million votes

Apc, S. West votes 2.5 million, SS. 1.2 million, SE. 300 thousand votes, NW. 2.5 million votes, NE. 1.5 million votes, NC. 1.5 million votes. Totally =10.5 million votes for tinubu apc


LP, SW. 1 million votes, SS. 1.4 million votes, SE. 2.2 million votes, NW. 1million, NE. 1million votes, NC. 1. 3million votes. Total, 6.9million votes for Obi/Labour party

PDP, Nw. 4million votes, NE. 2.7million votes, NC. 1.7million, SW. 1.2million votes, SS. 1.6million votes SE. 1million votes. Total, 12.4million votes for atiku PDP.

Meanwhile, all the three major candidates will meet the 24 states spread.

Congratulations to atiku and PDP in advance

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Politics / Re: 2023 Election: INEC Gets Cash For Elections by Aboguede(m): 8:23am On Feb 22, 2023
Aplaudez:
Money that is going to be paid to the PO's and APO's on the election eve is enough to circulate this country, just watch the POS people been rendered useless.

Can u expanciate on this


Make we learn kwanu grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: Joe Biden Makes Unannounced Visit To Ukraine’s Kyiv by Aboguede(m): 4:50pm On Feb 20, 2023
EmekaBlue:
Biden is using him and his poor soldiers to test Russia strength

And Russia is also using Ukraine to experiment American weapons.

Russia won the war in Afghanistan
Russia won the war in Syria
Russia won the war in Mali

Now Europe is a stake grin

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Joe Biden Makes Unannounced Visit To Ukraine’s Kyiv by Aboguede(m): 4:46pm On Feb 20, 2023
post=121074810:
Let there be peace in our world.

Peace is all we want, we are not asking for too much.


God bless our darling daddy M. Buhari
God bless G. Emeifele
God bless Nigeria


Hypocrisy is the watchword grin

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Travel / Re: US Issues Security Advisory To Citizens Ahead Of Nigeria's General Election by Aboguede(m): 4:03pm On Feb 20, 2023
Must there be vawulence in every of Nigeria elections shocked

Nigerian politicians always like to fight dirty grin

Anyways, 120 hours from now, na results we go dey count grin


There is every need for imagency ambulance, just incase and 1 ambulance should be standing ready around ikoyi lagos plus 1 helicopter, just incase grin


Vote wisely oooh

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Celebrities / Re: Fela Kuti's Meeting With Chinua Achebe (Throwback Photo) by Aboguede(m): 3:48pm On Feb 20, 2023
Emekaonline:


You are such a fool to know that you dont have to be an Igbo man to bear Igbo names. Are you that unintelligent to know that Rotimi Amaechi is not a Yoruba but bears Yoruba name? You just went to school to waste your family resources as you are never educated

You just proved me right grin

You bear igbo name because you like it, in other words you like 'igbo' shocked

But everything that u wrote in ur long advocate epistle is all against igbos and how igbos are bad people.

How then do u want ur viewers to understand u shocked

My advice to u is simple., grow out of ur ignorance and read the handwriting on the wall!

Look at this picture below and tell us what u make out of it as an educated man grin

Celebrities / Re: Fela Kuti's Meeting With Chinua Achebe (Throwback Photo) by Aboguede(m): 2:13pm On Feb 20, 2023
He who must go to equity must do so with clean hands shocked

Your moniker is (EMEKAONLINE) but everything you wrote is against the igbos. How can people now understand you grin

My brother, grow out of your ignorance and read the handwriting on the wall.

Yorubas and igbos as like cousins and despite the intrusions of evil doars, time has brought the healing.

Fulani slaves in yoluba land keep off



Emekaonline:


To all Yoruba youths and misguided adults…. As we head to the polls in few weeks’ time

You all can see what happens to all Yoruba celebrities and popular figures that expressed their own opinions as to who they would support for this month election. When PSquare and many Igbos celebrities were busy supporting Obi, did you see any Yoruba man or woman writing petition against them or calling them different abusives names? I have told you severally that they will never love you no matter what you do. As they hate your great politicans like Awolowo that made lives easy for your parents, the same they will hate you with passions

As another opportunity just beckons on us to pick another leader this week that will steer the affairs of our nation for the next 4 years, it is important to tell you some history if you are not aware or have been fooled. Please do not be an INDOMIE generation

Chief Obafemi Awolowo was one of the best finest politicians of his time. In 1979, every region in Nigeria knew that he was the best man for the job of presidency but only Yorubas and Mid-West regions and some pockets of districts in the North trusted and voted for him. We begged our Eastern Igbo brothers and sisters to reason with us to vote the man Ojukwu would later call the best President Nigeria never had but they never listened to us. They exercised their rights and decided to vote for Shagari instead. That is why we are where we are today.

In 1999, Yorubas presented again to our eastern neighbours a cerebral Olu Falae who was a better economic manager than OBJ to place Nigeria on the right path. But because Olu Falae’s choice was the preferred candidate of the Yorubas, they voted for a Yoruba enemy instead who is OBJ. Igbos have always been against the interests of Yorubas no matter how good they are. Dont be fooled, they hate you

They will never support your good people even if they will support you at all despite living in your midst. To those of you whose parents have benefited immensely from Chief Awolowo, it will be a shame and disgrace to Chief Awolowo’s memories to vote for those whose people made Awolowo ascension to presidency impossible because of hatred and jealousy. No one is good in the eyes of Igbos except their people. Awolowo was even attacked and stoned in Aba by the children of Belial. Do not romance the enemies of your parents’ benefactors through whom your parents were educated freely with good health

Awolowo and Olu Falae were not good for them then, why should their own be good for you now? They always think they are wiser and better than Yorubas and so only the person they choose must be the best. That is why they are so bitter till today that Yorubas did not vote for Jonathan in 2015 despite voting for him in 2011.

Remember how your haters on the order of their terrorist leader Kanu burnt down Lagos during ENDSARs. They Burnt TVC office, Burnt Oriental Hotel, burnt BRT, burnt Oba of Lagos Palace trying to stop Jagaban on orders of Nnamdi Kanu... Yet Jagaban keeps shining. Some fake but not genuinely recognised by God Christian leaders never uttered a word when Kanu warned his people not to go to any Church led by Yorubas and yet still choose to be gullible. I have never seen how the so-called spiritual leaders will be so gullible

Only bast@rds will vote those who refused to vote for your own best when they had the opportunity because of hatred. The spirit and good deed of Awolowo will fight anyone that rewards his haters with votes in 2023. You may not be a direct beneficiary of the best politician Yorubas have ever produced but your parents might have. History will never forget or forgive you if you choose to romance the enemy of your benefactor by voting for them just because of ignorance and gullibility as whatsoever you sow today, you or your future generations will reap it. Many years after you might have long gone, your children will also spit on your graves and memories by romancing the enemies that made lives miserable and impossible for you.

Please be warned
Celebrities / Re: Fela Kuti's Meeting With Chinua Achebe (Throwback Photo) by Aboguede(m): 1:51pm On Feb 20, 2023
Chino peter grin ibadan

Fela kuti grin ogun state

Peter may have more votes in the south West than tinubu shocked
Business / Re: Naira Scarcity: Commercial Sex Workers Count Losses, Decry Low Patronage by Aboguede(m): 8:16pm On Feb 19, 2023
adolfHitler1934:
Obi will provide a better alternative to Ashawo work when he resumes as president.

Vote Peter Obi for President on 25th February.

Urchintolas can drink snipper we sensible Nigerians don't care.

Chotup Obi or no obi, ashawo must work.

Most of u uchines that are paid to promote politicians on the Internet, because of the money they pay u and the fake promises that they give has made u people to be insensitive to reality and u now comment and talk out of sense

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Leicester City (3 - 0) On 19th February 2023 by Aboguede(m): 4:40pm On Feb 19, 2023
Epl season 2022/2023 won by Manchester United.



Banker

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Food / Re: Expensive Jollof Rice & Chicken I Just Bought (pics) by Aboguede(m): 6:46pm On Feb 18, 2023
I guess this is ur Xmas and new year grin


destiny4luv:
Good day Nairalanders, so this morning I woke up very early to see a friend in order to conclude a deal with him. I was at his place before 6am and we spent over 2hours before concluding our deal. As I was driving back home I noticed I was hungry and the only thing that was on my mind to eat was jollof rice and chicken 🐔 🍗.

I called my wife and asked her how long will it take to prepare the jollof rice and chicken, she said at least three hours that she need to go get chicken that none is left in the refrigerator. I told her I can't wait that I have to branch an eatery, but she still got to prepare it, because it's my favourite food she said ok. She said I should just take bread and tea when I return why she make preparation for the meal that's what she and the kids took this morning. I said no, she knows I don't like taking bread and tea, I can't even remember the last time I took such. She said no wahala.

I branch one of the eateries and ordered for jollof rice and chicken the girl served it and I noticed it was small so I asked her to add to it she said that will be two portion I said no problem. I collected coke and water and asked how much she said 5k 5hundred. I was surprised, it's been a little bit long I ate at any eatery because 95% of food I eat (especially when in town) is from home, my wife is very good at cooking so it does not really make me fancy eating outside. A portion of rice #1500 (×2) chicken #2000, water and coke #500. Naija which way how the average man on the street go take survive nah?

Sorry for the long write up on top jollof rice and chicken matter grin. How is the eateries in ur location is it this expensive?
Romance / Re: How Do You Know When It's Time To Move On by Aboguede(m): 6:50pm On Feb 17, 2023
MissOpe:


When you fight MissOpe die hard, surely you can't live to tell the story......

Hahhah, u wey go begin beg even b4 I run u like 30mins nonstop. Wey bi say with what I have seen I know say my boy no go gree make i stop grin

Have u seen wen lion catch entelop?

He will carefully carry the entelop and go to hiden place then he will start by licking shocked

That one na small thing to wetin I go use ur eye take see on d day u go reach my bosom grin
Romance / Re: How Do You Know When It's Time To Move On by Aboguede(m): 5:09pm On Feb 17, 2023
MissOpe:


Fighting isn't about throwing blows round the place , you fit first beat me, make I break bottle for your head or make I use my gun break your leg, that way u go get correct sense that's only if u love to tell the story..

Hahaha, and u think am the type dat will shy away from jaguda ni grin

U never see, if I reset ur brain even in ur dreams u go dey see me shocked
U ever imagine a situation where u go dey see wetin wan chop u and no way to run and no way to resist shocked even ur tears go dey sweet as I make u shout and u can only close ur eyes and feel the bite of a lion cool

I like what I like and am a die hard
Business / Re: CBN Orders Banks To Collect Old ₦‎500, ₦‎1,000 Notes by Aboguede(m): 3:58pm On Feb 17, 2023
BigBallsBiden:




Even u ur self no understand wetin u wan write grin

My brother, there is a saying in igbo "ukwo'chukwu na the same people "

You say the West and you separate America and Russia grin funny ur brain grin

The reason why you don't understand what u want to say is summerised in a single word 'government'
That is what you want to talk about but u have no clue about the word shocked
Travel / Re: My Experience With Loneliness After Canada Migration by Aboguede(m): 2:31pm On Feb 17, 2023
Nkechi abeg bring my chair here, some aunty them wan gist us

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Romance / Re: How Do You Know When It's Time To Move On by Aboguede(m): 2:29pm On Feb 17, 2023
Wahala people grin

Good simply mean "normal person" in other words, the person is neat and nows how to be a matured person


boldsleek:
I want to ask you a question pls, should one marry just because the other person is a good person?

what if the person is a good person, but, he/she talks too much, and you can't stand people that talks much?

what if someone is good, but he/she is a dirty person? Uses rest room without flushing. etc.

for me, one should marry whom they are compatible with. One shouldn't comprise when it comes to marriage.
Romance / Re: How Do You Know When It's Time To Move On by Aboguede(m): 2:17pm On Feb 17, 2023
MissOpe:


Fighting for survival is one of the basic human demands....

Imagine me and u after small small beat me I beat fight u then I use my extra man power to pin u down in bed facing each other on close range face to face. I swear we go surely kiss even though na some force I use start am.

Wen I start to bite ur belle, u go change to 'leave me, leave me' then I bite ur neck then I start to bite ur bottom and then forcefully pull ur skirt and then use head to follow ur bottom belle and then my boy go use force enter ur soup shocked god, I must bring out all the floid from ur body grin
Romance / Re: How Do You Know When It's Time To Move On by Aboguede(m): 1:54pm On Feb 17, 2023
Hahaha

I can swear with all my girls friends that u are a short girl grin in other words short demon grin

Anyways, if u are by my side, u go dey colet steady shocked because I know say u go like fight grin


MissOpe:


Eat your words bro...

Here you are swimming in an ocean of endless arguments.....and yet you expect cockroaches like you to believe you're bossy and strict..

Strict my latrine.
Romance / Re: How Do You Know When It's Time To Move On by Aboguede(m): 1:42pm On Feb 17, 2023
MissOpe:


I'm a busy body just as you're , that makes us both.

Hahaha, yes, I agree.

But being a man and a busy body can not be compared to being an African lady and also a busy body because in my case, I am boosy and strict with natural intelligence and good sense of humour grin

But a lady with busy body is argumentative in nature and that is little risky grin

Anyways, I like ur girl if she is also mannared shocked

Ndewo, ronke
Family / Re: My Mum Is Planning To Forcefully Give Out My Little Sister Out For Marriage by Aboguede(m): 1:19pm On Feb 17, 2023
Make envy no kill u sha grin

U wey don chop ur cake, now u wan chop another person own shocked


VoidLife7:
Good day all,


Please i need your sincere input to this subject matter


I am from an average family of 6 living in Lagos. My father is a surveyor, while my mother a petty trader. My mother lost his younger brother's wife after child birth, through cesarian surgery.. My mum was the only female amongst 4 siblings, she was beseeched to look after the infant and her little brother. That was how my parents began nurturing these kids. I could recall vividly how my dad often supply the house with baby food so she could be properly fed. I saw how my dad and mum took turns at mid night looking after her. My dad lost his only sister four years after and he was given the responsibility to look after her last baby who was almost 2 years. I lost my dad 2015 when the little girl was 10, her brother 12 and the other child was just 8. My mum had 4 biological kids, 3 boys and a girl. The girl was the first child, happily married with kids. I have an elder brother and a younger brother. I was intermediate my brothers. Till date, these children acknowledged my parents as their biological parents. They never knew we aren't blood from same parents. We all had same surname. The little girl wrote her WAEC last year and cleared all her papers with distinctions and credit. She had the intention to study law or foreign languages.


I enrolled her in fashion designing immediately after her secondary school, as she had shown interest. It's less than a year she got enrolled and she's already sewing styles. She's heading to become a seamstress in the not too distant future. She also makes hair. Though not professional and she never learnt it.


My mum summoned me last month informing me she'd be giving my little sister out for marriage once she clocks 18 by May this year. She claimed i had been teaching in private school earning 30k monthly and my elder brother working in a factory earning 35k. We got bills to pay for ourselves and the kids. She asserted that the burden is already taken a toll on us. I and my elder brother are the ones supporting the family with accommodation, feeding, school fees et al. My mum claimed there was no money to pursue her education. We couldn't even afford to get her a sewing machine. The little girl suggested she get enlisted into the Nigeria navy or Immigration Service with her WAEC result, and also as a fashion designer. Perhaps, that could enable her pursue her law degree in subsequent time as an officer. My mum wasn't convince with her idea. She claimed there was no one to help her get enlisted successfully. She insisted in giving her out to a 43 years old divorces whose wife had abandoned with 3 kids. My mum was so ignorance enough to believed giving her out for marriage will help lessen our burden😭


I felt like giving my mum good hot slap having realised the reason i got summoned. I felt the burden is really weighing her down, making her think otherwise. I had kept my mum at arm length since then. Hopefully, that'd propel her have a change of mind. I sincerely got her plight though but that shouldn't be an option. She seems not to understand her decision would destroy the girl's life completely. She claimed it wasn't her fault. She sincerely wish we are capable of looking after the children, then she'd support her dreams and aspirations. She believed when there's no money, you shouldn't be found discussing anything that requires money. I've been so down ever since then. She claimed i i hadn't saved myself yet and i was worried saving someone else. She's my sister and i can't leave her behind. She never treated her badly for a day though and nobody knows she wasn't her biological child. If for instance, anyone come up tomorrow informing her or her siblings that my parents aren't their biological parents, they'd never pay attention to it. I was even threatening to report her to the family but she claimed the family can't do nothing. This little girl has good plans, dreams and aspirations but my mum wants to cut it short and shattered due to our challenges.


Please i need advice going forward. I really want to keep my family together🙏❤

Romance / Re: How Do You Know When It's Time To Move On by Aboguede(m): 1:16pm On Feb 17, 2023
MissOpe:


You're simply a masochist, read up on its meaning and get corresponding therapy.

U maybe very wrong to summarise a person's total characters out of few lines of writing grin

By the way, masochist is usually associated with men especially when it concerns sex.

The op is a lady and her actions are very common with women.

You your self, ur are simply a 100% busy body shocked

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Romance / Re: How Do You Know When It's Time To Move On by Aboguede(m): 1:00pm On Feb 17, 2023
This is the teaching of the quran today grin

"pay people their dues"

That boy was lucky though he is a real nigga grin

U are little feminist in delusion grin

Anyways, u have time to do the right thing only if u can avoid evil feminist friends grin

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Giving People Their Dues! by Aboguede(m): 12:45pm On Feb 17, 2023
This teaching of the qoran is deep if you understand the verses.

Let me simplify it for everyone here.

Here, the qoran is simply reminding everybody of AN EYE FOR AN EYE!

The Bible call it EQUAL MEASURE (suffer not the witch to live)

25 Feb let everybody do the right thing shocked
Sycology call it KARMA

Don't pardon evil because they are ur relations grin

Salamalekum
Peace be unto you

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