₦airaland Forum

GeoAfrikana:
As tall as you are, you no geh wife? Mtcheew.


I got married at 23. I don't understand why people just hype marriage. True, it's sensitive but this hype is just too much.

The money most people spend to maintain one yeye girlfriend is enough to live a happy life with your wife. The happiness and tranquility that marriage adds to your life is immeasurable.

Some people say they haven't found "the right person". You can't find the right person because you don't even have a definition of who is right for you. What's my own sef? Even at 40 some people are yet to have clearly defined goals and objectives for their life.

I don't need more than 1 week discussion and investigation with a woman to see if she fits my plan in life or not. I look for just four things; physical, IQ, religious inclination and plans for her future.

For physical, I don't have much requirement but I know I have a distaste for skinny women. Skinny I said not slim.

For IQ, the way she answers and asks question will tell you how brilliant she is (not). The main reason why I look at IQ is for my children.

For religion, i have one ultimate question. Don't ask me, I won't give you expo.

For objectives in life. I don't want a woman that wishes to do office job or government job. The promiscuity and temptations in those places is just too much. I want a woman that has entrepreneural skills and wishes to start something for herself even if it's little.

Nbote:

“We heard about the incident, but no official report has been made.
“We are investigating the matter. We will get back to you when we get official report.”


So U heard about d incident and waiting for official report to b made? By Who? D gunmen or d families of those kidnapped? So it is d official report dat will determine what next U will do? Dis country sef ehn

glowingflame7:
Sorry it seems I gave a misleading or incomplete answer. Employment visa is cheaper and better in the sense that it lasts for about 2years, gives you peace of mind, helps secure job more easily, and negotiate better salary. That's generally speaking. Visit visa is safer in the sense that it is more sure and fast with little or no stories about it. It's almost guaranteedunlike employment visa that even genuine company may not be able to guarantee. Both categories of visa usually will require a person or organisation in the UAE, it's not something you do solo.

glowingflame7:
Still works that way. Employment visa is cheaper and better, but visiting is safer. Beware of your 3 friends.

ANEMMA:
I just received an offer of employment from a security company in Dubai.
What is the next step, people?
Is it mandatory to have my signature on this document or can the agent who processes it sign it on my behalf?
I ask because the agent said that i can not sign now until the MOL is out, which I would then sign along with the employment offer.
Is this how it works?
What are necessary steps to take after receiving employment offer from a company in Dubai?

queenxey1:
I even thought they are talking about trousers zip off

Junkie1:
UCHE JUMBO WITH THE CAMEL TOE

oshe11:
No work tomorrow for ALL Nigerians living in South Africa


Indoor things

Fuckthamods:
You know nating, by the way who sabi jayden willow smith? How many songs them sing? Abeg no hate on my lil star, that boy go big pass wizkid and davido sef

Fuckthamods:
Rema na good artist.. The young OG will take over the world

nicolartsdesign:
crime does not pay

Ultimatezlant:
But your severe pains won't stop you guys from jamming his music 24/7.


Olamide remains the godfather of phyno (Igbo biggest hip hop artist)

pmc01:
Here we go again... Committee!

But we'll be hopeful this time... Just maybe.


Nigerians are just funny people, aren't they? Why is there no so much outcry as was with the other rape matter, despite glaring evidence too? She isn't a celebrity, right!

Learn12:
I thought Manchester United want to buy Messi from Argentina.

mrbigseun:
am sure no one took note of the book/ journal he was reading before the picture. you cant but just love baddo .

tico1212:
No yahoo yahoo in the NORTH?

AryEmber:
Okay, you can write your number

AryEmber:
Same to you, may we witness more of the blessed month ma sha Allah.

lefulefu:
so this can hapen in london too?