₦airaland Forum

richythePH:
it's obvious shes tempting you and if i were you i woulda helped scratch her kitty a long time ago ('cause i'm currently single )


but since you're in a relationship (and with her cousin too) i advice you find a new place for her and avoid her


if you cant do that then i suggest you attend this programme or get yourself a sex doll

6 years...

free2ryhme:
mstchew

yet boko chew them like chewing sticks

Americans no train like this yet they are stealth and thorough

Haba U come dey compare naija with yankee. U sef ehnn. When naija gain independence? U just weak me ooo guy

Ajewealth123:
Reminds of when a soldier stopped our bus some years ago and they also stopped this tinted suv with some personalties inside. The soldier told the driver should roll down the back glass so he could see those inside
driver/my oga say make i no whine down
SOLDIER-no problem.driver come down,told the driver to sit under shade,off car ac inside hot sun o
10minutes later he ordered those inside the car out,i even think say person pour them water inside the car ni,see sweating clothe wey get cassava for body before come resemble wetin dem pour akamu

kayodekb:
WHAT NIGERIAN CHRISTIANS DEFINE AS TOLERANCE
Has anyone paid attention to the definition of 'tolerance' by Nigerian Christians?
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If you don't use Hijab, you are tolerant, if you don't keep beard, you are tolerant, if you join them in Christmas then you are tolerant.
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In a nut shell, stop practicing Islam and start practicing Christianity, then you are tolerant.
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Start shaking hands with opposite gender indiscriminately, then you shall be celebrated as 'tolerant' start wearing short short scarf instead of full Hijab, then you are tolerant!
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The more you abandon all Islamic Injunctions, the more you are tolerant.
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Note, if Nigerian Christians start calling you tolerant, please start crying because they are celebrating your gradual exit from Islam.
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In all honesty and sincerity I acknowledge the REAL tolerant Christians who see me as a Human being and respect my identity as a Muslim.
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However, may all Christians who boil in rage whenever they see me in Hijab be consumed by that rage of theirs.
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May all intolerant oppressors in the name of Christians who get instant headache whenever I refuse to shake the hands of opposite gender be consumed by the consequences of their novel intolerance.
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Bunch of outstanding hypocrites. I don't have headache when they are on their way to Church on Sunday, yet they burn in anger whenever they see me on my way to Masjid on Friday.
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The federal government Christianize Nigeria by declaring two days in a week as PUBLIC HOLIDAY, because they have got to go to Church on Sunday and the Saturday Adventist have got to go to Church on Saturday, yet to spare me two hours to attend Mosque on Friday becomes major problems for these celebrated bigots.
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Yet they talk about tolerance, if I don't have problems with the obvious Christianization of Nigeria by declaring the days of worship of Christians as PUBLIC HOLIDAY, and they literarily get mad because I left the class to pray on Friday who is the tolerant?
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Lecturers will come to class to preach Jesus, yet no Muslim lecturer will dare to. Why do I have to be tensed up Everytime because of the fear of molestation by people whose intolerance are turning them to mad people. Can you imagine a lecturer literarily shaking while asking my friend to remove her niqab.He was shaking while roaring like a mad man. I stood up to him and told him that he could ask the female security personnel to confirm her Identity, yet he will have none of that. A lecturer had once used almost ten minutes in class to VENT because a well dressed Muslim's trouser is not been dragged on the floor. Yet one of the 'Jazz' boys in class whose trouser was also jumping is not been addressed. I have realized that it is our religion as Muslims that actually enrage them, not really our identity.
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I will try to encourage these oppressors to keep it up and they should try to double up the victimization they are good at, the burden of your boiling heart is on you.
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Imagine, shameless people that are not even ashamed of the victimization of Hijab sisters, they are not ashamed of their intolerance, I have never seen unrepentant HATE CRIMINALS like some Nigerian Christians. They are even bold enough to defend their gross intolerance.
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Imagine arguments such as "But Buhari's daughter removed her hijab during her call to bar ceremony" The same Buhari they have earlier called TERRORIST is now their sweetheart because he has given up part of Islam. Is Buhari now equivalent to Islam?
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Finally, O ye Muslims that need acceptance from Christians before you will be able to live, just know that, "The more you leave Islam, the more they celebrate you"
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Why do our sisters have to cry and have that far distant looks on their faces whenever we ask them about the day they are called to bar, why should they have to deal with the trauma of being violated. Hijab is just like shirt or blouse to us, IT IS PART OF CLOTHES! it is not a uniform, how violated will you feel if you are asked to remove your blous e or top for just a 'ceremony', won't you feel violated? Yet these hypocrites makes the barbarism of removing the Hijab during call to bar ceremony 'no big deal' SHAME ON YOU BIGOTS, SHAME!
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I was still in Junior Secondary school when I met an Hijabite who was violated during 'the call to bar' the distant look of trauma on her face while describing that day is stuck in my memory till date.
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She was narrating her experience after so many years of the incidence yet she is still traumatized.
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I see the way you dress also gross, I mean I can see your ENTIRE shape outside, it is just as if the purpose of the clothe you are wearing is to serve as a paint over your skin. The whole of your body is seen only that the colour is partially cancelled by a piece of painting you call clothe, I for once never agree with your choice of clothing yet I WILL NEVER RAISE MY EYEBROWS AT YOU NOT TO TALK OF MY VOICE.
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We wear a clothe that you do not agree with, but unfortunately your tolerance is DEAD, it is either you are yanking our nikab off in a physical aggression that has consumed you, which equals terrorism, or you are busy shouting on us like a mad dog has just bitten you, yet you will be busy defending your excessive madness SHAMELESSLY.
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What kind of things are you exactly? You terrorize us, yet you call us terrorist, you master of intolerance call us intolerant, Kai. Your case is complicated.
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In conclusion, if you are a Muslim and Christians in Nigeria are calling you tolerant, run back to Islam because you can ONLY be tolerant when you leave Islam in their own dictionary.
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Let me educate you bigots on tolerance, I know you will not use the knowledge but I will still teach you. When you do not agree with what a group of people are doing yet you are in peace with it, that is TOLERANCE. The moment you find yourself getting discomforted the moment I start fasting in Ramadan, then you are intorant.
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Has anyone noticed that the Christians have problems with EVERYTHING we do? If we pray they complain, if we fast they complain, if we eat they complain, if we dress they complain. They water down Islam so much that the hatred rooted in their heart against Muslim. I swear Na complaint go finish you. I WON'T CHANGE TO PLEASE YOU. Woe on any Muslim that leaves Islam to please you.
PS. Nobody should tell me I am too harsh, I think what I term as "diplomacy" is now cowardice, I am past the age where I will cry in a corner whenever derogatory words are thrown at me, nowadays I stand up for myself.
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I will never opress ANYBODY hence I will not allow anybody to opress me.
-- Hamidah bint Abass.

Ure on your own

Oyinda32:
Sorry dubai is not a Muslim City., it is an Arab city and not all Arabs are Muslims.

Arab begets Islam...and prayers are made in arabic. Thats a fact bro. What u shd just understand is that Dubai is held by enlightened folks with desire for advancemnt devoid of any fanatical linnings. Thats what makes d place different.

Caseless:


And they say we are backward.


Madan ina tayaki farinciki . Allah Ya sanya alkhairi.

Did she grow u in the north?

michealdeco:

Bros why u dey cry naa?

cotzywitzy:
I am not condemning this act Only that I am yet to read Oyedepo donating to people affected by Boko Haram...

Don't forget the Holy book teaches not to blow trumpet on every act of benevolence. This too would av gone quietly if the president wasn't in d picture.

03-04 model bro. Its looks cool

MissRaine69:
Maybe she said no to the car's advances or maybe she said yes it's all so confusing..what do you think happened here? The car was angry at the woman or the woman was angry at the car?

. This nairaland has turned to somtin else oo

chibecan:
Usted ya está abajo y fuera de la vida. No intercambio palabras con fracasos absolutos.

Biko!

Armstrong34:
God why What have I done for you to plant me in Nigeria as a Nigerian..... So na this moving coffee person get mind call#780,000 for.....
Pls angel Gabriel pls blow the trumpet

Chai! U get mouth oo see as u make only me dey laff among pple. Fear com dey catch dem.

NairaEffect:
See Sec. 109 (b). Take note of the word "resembling".
From the pictures, she is putting on camouflage prints. Not even pink, red, purple or any other colour but green.

She could have passed for an Army officer and policemen at checkpoints would just wave her to "advance" not knowing she's a bloody civilian.

The Army has warned the public particularly "celebrities" that they are not to spot camo resembling theirs.
The soldier in the picture may have acted beyond the scope of his powers by asking the lady to strip publicly but the lady is guilty. Whether or not she is aware of the law.

The Latin maxim states "ignorantia juris non excusat" aka "ignorance of the law excuses no one".

Would the lady have preferred to serve the terms of imprisonment or suffer the humiliation? That is for her to answer.

My humble opinion.

You just hit d point. I still maintain legal hassles can be avoided by simply being sensitive to what's obtainable and not in ones society. With the numerous designs of clothes out there,who is she goina impress with military fatigues ?

SUPERPACK:
she is nt impersonating anybody with that cloth, when did army men start to wear tight trousers, and who gave the army the right to strip civilians, read the law below.

Its responsible to avoid issues. There are so many clothes with different designs in d market, so what would freak one to start wearing anything military, no be say cloth finish for market o. Na when it happens we go dey extract portions of law up and down to claim right knowing the lapses in our legal system . why not let sleeping dogs lie. If I wear my cloth and soldiers come harass me den na there wahala dey. But make I carry myself go wear army camouflage because I wan show off...who person wan impress sef with military fatiques?

Jerrypolo:
You sabi read at all?

Abi na understanding be the problem?.
Talk to me.

thorpido:
Start squeezing your balls for some weeks.Come back and tell us if it becomes larger.

Nairaland no go make person kolo with laff
Biko! if u get answer give am.

torres89:
kazeems will still argue how Nigeria is the hottest country in the world and tell u to remove your thermostat and run fan direct.

Abi oo. As if they know better Dan the manufacturers

micskales:
who is this rascal to be quoting who?, so you're telling me a college of education dumped NCE program?,, my brother/sister you need spiritual cleansing.

Pls Ignore d childish retard. He seems to be everywhere on NL displaying his stupidity. I think its high time nairaland strictly review the status of people behind unreasonable posts. The forum needs good and productive minds to share views not childish ones

BabaRamotu1988:
Osibanjo is a vagabond

U shdnt say that?

. U funny die...

kenny5811:
intelligent question.... clap 4 urself.... ar u plannin to repair d car?

TMTonpoint:
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They put on weaveon

emi14:
Nigerian soldiers are busy hunting antelopes, reptiles and grasscutters because either they are not adequately paid or oga is eating there deserved allowances.

Taleleyi naa?

HiliaryAutos:
Benz or nothing... BMW have electrical problem mostly but Benz is not... And the sensors in bmw is more higher then Benz... Any sensor issue with bmw get ready for fat pocket pay

....and when u drive a BMW from Kad to Lag ur body go tell u, but not Benz that gives u the feeling freshness as if u had a drive around the neighbourhood.

martineverest:
don't mind dem... In western world BMW is far ahead of Benz.... They are among the biggest manufacturers of cars in different world and the biggest in Europe

U shd first ask dos of us who knew Bmw earlier...when it starts its problem ehn! u'll almost be regarded as a possessed revenue agent. Pple may start considering u need to attend SCOAN .

sekundosekundo:
The truth is that 95% of Nigerians are corrupt and majority of them are Christians. A real Northern Muslim business man or woman won't disappoint you in business transactions.

Says who? The northerners are worse. Their own looting and corruption is beyond d solar system. While hiding under d guise of religion and building mosques to beguile their fellow humans, those in southwest,south south and south east do wat dey have to do openly without pretence

sekundosekundo:
The truth is that 95% of Nigerians are corrupt and majority of them are Christians. A real Northern Muslim business man or woman won't disappoint you in business transactions.

Says who? The northerners are worse. Their own looting and corruption is beyond d solar system. While hiding under d guise of religion and building mosques RO beguile their fellow humans, those in southwest,south south and south east do wat dey have to do openly without pretence

PrinceMario:
What a waste of sperm cell.
Nah person go carry this thing for house oooooo

;Dthe lady has fault.

Caustics:
it is not normal at all. You have STD

chai! Whats wrong with everyone on nairaland?

vecman222:
What is this pig of a woman going to the UK for

Haba! That's too rash. Why call her pig? Don't u sense a case of witchhunting in dis whole saga? I bet u, she isn t corrupt compared to some wolves using dis new regime as a cover.

DieBuhari:
Who said there were no Igbo carpenters?

The way you guys boast no one would believe there are Yoruba youths hawking agbo and other poisonous herbs in the South East

Ah! Stop dat naa. Which one be poisonous herbs again?

Florblu:
Nigeria police thinks anticlockwisely.

chai! Anticlockwisely...nairalanders I hail oo