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We dont want forgiveness bring Justice to the guys that played JUST-US

My issue with geonee na weight and size

They cant stand long

them go fear.

mehnnn dem don raina guys wayo haba LMC should address dis issue instanta

Rilwayne001:
You started up with english. And then you started making some incantations that we can never comprehend. Please bro, translate those incantations for us. Èmí o gbò páyà oo

what you read in english was what i wrote in hausa and dont go around calling my diallect an incantation

No be joke fa.

Abramovic, Jose Mourinho and Petr Cech sat down on a round table in silence. before Abramovich broke the ice

ABRAMOVIC: Why are you sad Mourinho? your face doesn’t look so special like the special one. I want my workers to be happy.

MOURINHO: I appreciate your efforts in making us happy, but selling Cech to Arsenal is a bit of a stretch to me. You are strengthening a direct rival.

ABRAMOVIC: Yeah. I know that. But I have other plans.

MOURINHO: What plans?

PETR CECH: I want to go under cover at the Emirates. James bond style.

MOURINHO: I still don’t understand what you guys are saying. Can someone please speak English to me?

ABRAMOVIC: Calm down Jose. You are always too angry. What Petr meant is, he will go to Arsenal to get his clean sheets. But make them concede some silly goals.

Mourinho smiled. Stood up and poured a glass of wine.

MOURINHO: What’s the strategy?

ABRAMOVIC: I want them to sign him. Then he will let in loads of goals when they play the Emirates Cup and Community Shield.

Mourinho interjected before Abramovic could finish

MOURINHO: No no no. Let’s give them the Galas treatment Boss.

Abramovich is now lost.

ABRAMOVICH: What’s the Galas treatment? I don’t understand.

MOURINHO: It’s simple. Cech should play his heart out in pre-season and the Community Shield. Then when it is the first day in the EPL? BAAAM!!!

CECH: Why the first day? I want my clean sheet on time.

MOURINHO: No body is taking your clean sheets from you. but you must concede silly goals at the beginning. This will demoralise them since they look up to you.

ABRAMOVICH: Perfect. Perfect Mourinho. you be bad guy. maybe I should employ you to run my oil and telecom companies.

MOURINHO: I love telecommunications. But I have a few questions

ABRAMOVICH: What are the questions Jose?

MOURINHO: Do they have a bus to park in telecommunications industry?

Will I speak to the press and complain about speaking to the press at the same time?

ABRAMOVICH: I am afraid we don’t…

Immediately Cech phone buzzed and Romania Abramovich danced because of the ring tone As my alert don show oo na Godwin, na Godwin win, na Godwin oo

Cech opened the message and saw the figures. Then he raised his head. Looked at Mourinho and Abramovich. Picked up his helmet. And said I AM IN.

All we hausas can do is sit and enjoy the show. Bayarbe da Inyamiri na cin uwar juna mu ko sai mu sa ido mu na ma Su dariya.

LololoLollipop

NovusHomo:
He could bring Awolowo, Akintola, Afonja, Uthman Danfodio, and even Oduduwa. The needful must be done. Our money must be brought back from wherever it is being hidden. Spineless husband, Godless thief.

lol u carry vex show oh

Na him sabi If him like make him bring Azikiwe and Tafawa Balewa back PMB go probe u

Funny shit and my papa dey plan to retire.

This guys must be smoking pot cos they Stewpid

Men na wen dem catch me with one girl ohh

You go wake up the next day see Queue for ur door.

Na draw e go end. They would just do team testing

Lattop:
Arsenal 3 Chelsea 1

Laff my blokos out Bros na war for u ooh

Na to pull my trousers penetrate that thing like arrow.

Nice theory.

LMAO KANYE BE LIKE DAMN MAN. WHY YOU GOTTA GO DO LIKE THAT? YOU'S LITERALLY A BIIIEITCH YOU KNOW THAT BRUCE??

BLAHH BLAHHHHH BLAHHHHH YADA YADA YADA. WHAT ON EARTH IS THERE TO KNOW AGAIN? THEY RE DEMENTED FOOLS WHO PREFFER BUTTHOLES TO VAGINAS.

NICE I KNOW SAY GUYS DON DEY FIND HOW TO USE THAT NEW PLAN FOR ANDROID AND SIMPLE SERVER

cheeeiii now answer me this...... HOW WONT BOKO HARAM PILLAGE AND PLUNDER WITHOUT FEAR

How many UCL dey got??

ProphetUdeme:
how far were you dey. This woman don sick o. Abi you don read am?

bros I Neva Read

Goal keepers. Without em what would soccer be??

It gets better.Am sure Tanoids are enjoying this achievement.
SaI baba.
Just incase u tabloids aren't happy you all can disconnect ur power lines and switch to Gen after all Baba also made fuel cheaper.

Game of Thrones
Person Of Interest
Heroes
Kyle Xy
The Originals
Smallvile
Prison Break
Terranova
Naruto
One piec
Last airbender
BLEACH..

Bravery is good but sometimes only cowards survive.

Skill is essential but in a confrontation with someone stronger,skill and bravery will count for nothing against strength. Check out that Episode in the Game of Thrones where prince Oberyn of dorm faught for Tyrion lannister against ser Gregory the Man Mountain.
Oberyn was very skilled,Fast and brave yet he got his head popped by pure strength. So I will choose STREGNTH.

bigfly:
Off all your points here, only no 4 made sense, the rest are just out of ignorance.

If u say they copy, did u know aple also copied alot, they ve copied Sony leak b4 and the famous iPad and iPod was also copied.
If u talk about Mediatek, what is it about them that is not good, for ur information Mediatek has moved beyond ur Tecno level and many well known brand are using it even Sony, HTC, Huawei and co have now jump into it.

Lastly, if the name sounds stupid and fake, what makes Aple, BlackBerry, Palm, snapdragon etc sound original?

It is better to think, talk and act with fact, than to do d same with sentiment.

. So how many points did I make??