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M M M: END of DISCUSS

The first time I fell victim for this kin thing na then I begin start life. Bought a N47,000 wrist watch for the WITCH when I never buy half of such for myself before. In less than 2 years I estimated expences to over half a million.
Sad thing is I NEVER GOT A PENCIL IN RETURN.

Now no qualms if you no get money, but I will turn you to SEX SLAVE and House girl.

Mynd_44: You mean there is no hope for Onila?

Onila 419 pass Ajudua own.
If you enter there now the thing go wide and deep like oil well for Ogonni land.
She will now start lying and crying how it might have come off while she was riding her neighnors bmx bicycle.

stolen stone: Seriously, I'm asking do we have a say on this issue?? How can our voices be heard?? Can d populace really say "No" to this hydra-headed policy?? How do we effect it?? Is there a way we can make that happen?? These are the questions we should be asking and seeking to answer.

Of course we can say NO!!!
This is a democratic dispensation.
Our voices SHOULD be stronger than that of the government.
We ELECTED them (even though they rigged their way in). So they MUST listen to us.

Alli, Mubarak, Ghadaffi, All thought they were bigger than the populace at one point in time or the other but History has proved them all wrong.

The very moment Nigerians Learn to put Ethnic and Religious Sentiments aside and fight the real enemies, the better for us all as a (person) country.

M M M: Ok
No problem

Just be careful of dis so called virgin some of dem have gonorrhea, syphilis & even d allmight HIV or d elder brother AIDS

I don't do virgins no more.
The relationship is damn Boring and Expensive.

190-the-clown:
what exactly is going on here

Finalizing on preparations of your Funeral.

Sam Milla: The number must belong to Allah or Muhammed. Those are the two blood suckers i know of since the death of Otokoto..

.....And the Bas*tard who posted this hasn't been Banned and post hidden?

Poster your life will be miserable for blasphemy. What has what you posted got to do with the thread?

Also Expecting the following to claim they were also doing celebrity stunts on their fans.

Zakki Adzay and Wife
Fred and Aghata Amata
Said and Fathia Balogun
Eddie Montana and Kennis St brown
Segun Arinze and Ann Njemanze

And the whole lot of other 'ex' celebrity couples.

By the way, who and how relevant is this K-solo guy because just like a thousand others of the self acclaimed 'celebrities' I don't know him and if he happens to bash my car on the 3rd mainland bridge, I sure will fling him into the lagoon.

He isn't so popular to try and pull such a meaningless pranks on the populace.

Well, anything can go in this God forsaken country called Nigeria.

If it was in a well meaning country, this home boy would have long had his a55 behind bars and his DESPERATE Olori joining him after this nonsense (lying) pranks.

M M M: A good friend is dat guy u drink alcohol with in d nite & when d both of u re tipsy u go fu ck ashawo or carry her day break.

I will suggest 190, Mr cork,and Lefulefu

M M M: Do u know how many guyz she is deceiving, staging & eating dere money with her virginity

U think u re d only guy on board in her life

Omo, i might not have a PH.D in that field but i am certainly not a novice.
I could be nice to the extreme but also have a very evil side of me.
As per falling victim for a woman's deceit, i thinks its a very slim chamce she has over me.
I walk in with my both eyes wide open and also take telescope along.

Even the Nigerian Senators know deep down inside them the level of hardship this denomination introduction will cause to the populace.

M M M: ^
And how will u know she is a virgin

Without getting to d promise land

Or
U buy anything she sell 2 u as in believe everything she tells u

Why do you think i have fingers attached to my hand?

Siena: Yes, I feel Okada should be banned. They have no regard not just for other people's automobile, but for human life.

Why would a bike, that's much more vulnerable than automobile, choose to ride against traffic (the wrong way)? Why would they choose to mount the kerb, or ride through walkways, scattering pedestrians, some infants?

You are so so correct. and the riders see absolutely nothing wrong with their actions.

M M M: * finally been stingy with dere thing (punny)

Once she is still a vir^gin i doubt if the guy will leave her for being stingy with it.

e316: If sacrificing some amount of the "100% privacy" would enable me to build and move into my personal house in a few months or years, then I don't mind doing just that, but within reasonable limits - with SPACE & BOUNDARY clearly defined and understood by parties involved.

Some people could makethose few months or years so miserable, it will feel like an endless century or eve millenniums

dubem3: @ legit, friendship involves trust and let me tell you what trust is: its the ability of knowing that you could be hurt if you open up but opening up nontheless believing that you won't be hurt. You may call that foolishness but thats where what acidtalk's advice comes in- be urself. When u are being yourself, there is this automatic balance that u strike even without knowing it. When to stick out your head, when to dodge, when to play the fool and when we do fall how to stand up tall learn the derivable lesson and move on with life.
BROTHER, YOU NEED A FRIEND!!!

You understood me 100%
Friendship like LIFE itself is all about taking risk.
But some people are too scared to take risk in anything thereby just existing rather than living.

Where are our single ladies?
I hope thry are learning from the above?

Even the senators knew ACIDTALK was right.

https://www.nairaland.com/1030089/why-n5000-note-should-kicked

bknight: Here's hoping all of us looking for d perfect true friends are a true friend to at least someone else.

I am the Naughtiest, Most Stubborn, Most temperamental, and most impatient friend one can have, but above all flaws, I am the person who so many people confess they can never let go because TRUE FRIENDS likw my person takes a life time to find.

Theirs just that giver, consoler, carer, lover, comforter, sharer and listener which is just too difficult to find.


The Bottom line is always be yourself.

Some people find it too hard to open up on their true self thereby pretending for years and expecting too much from people only to always get dissapointed.

Once people get to know me deep they hardly ever let go because my strengths always makes up for my numerous flaws.

okosodo: Why are you complaining? The idea is just to reduce the number ghana must go the senators take abroad

Exactly! Which will directly cause inflation which will directly lead to poverty and starvation amongst the populace.

tpia1: @ topic

with God all things are possible.

but women too should take note.

Please shout it out into their ears.
Afterall there's a saying that - "why buy a whole cow when you can get the milk/meat for free?"

moroh: Ok.. So what about men?

One he is any of the following;

* A Drumk
* Irresponsible
* Uneducated
* Poor
* Woman Beater
* Ugly

The sad thing is women will close their eyes and settle for any or all of the above just to be adressed as MRS.

* Even when you can afford some certain things like your hair do, Recharge cards, flight tickets and that new gadget, men always want to be asked for favours once a while to help boost their ego.

* Contrary to the above, consistent demanding and begging is a big turn off. No man wants a liability or a corporate beggar as a wife.

* You talk feminist and independent minded and still wonder why no man sticks around to listen to male bashing from you.

* You can't be living permanently in a man's house and expect you to be anxious of you moving into his house.

* When a man gets the sex from you anytime, anywhere and anyhow, how do you still expect the man to be eager to have you as his wife to satisfy his sexual urge.

* You have cooked all your best and worst food for him and still want him to believe there are still surprises in you cooking.

* Leaving permanently in a man's house while he hasn't legally and formally married you is a total turn off to the man's family and friends. No matter how wealthy you are, everyone will assume you are being a liability on the man and only sticking around to live off the earnings of the man.

* Being too forcy and overbearing is a total turnoff to the male folks. Even though most men will confess in secret they need a turf (tough) woman, nobody wants a woman to come and bully all over them.

* Nagging is a generational turnoffs. Most men way into marriage always confess that if they knew their wives nagged, they would never had ended up marrying them. Nagging is just a NO NO in any relationship.

* Being Miserly in your relationship isn't going to take you far into the relationship. Everyone no matter how wealthy once to get surprises of gifts from their loved ones once a while. Especially when the man is a generous / giver.

* Preventing a man from his constant communication with his family and friends will only make him wary of marrying you because a man with close bonding with his relatives will never want someone to kill the ties he has with his loved ones.

* A woman who want to always eat out, go clubbing, go shopping, go to the movies and other spendings is likely not to have a man who will settle with her. Every man wants a manager and not a waster.

I have NEVER been against Sanusi and ANY of his policies (Including the Islamic Banking).

What I am saying is while other countries are going through REDOMINATION of their economy I.e Brazil and Ghana, Nigeria is busy introducing new denominations.

Are you aware the ghanians we once used to abuse of the buying one agege bread for 5,000 cedis now have a stronger exchange rate. N95 goes for - Ghana cedi.

Is what I am asking for and calling on all Nigerians to ask for bad?

As for Jonathan and his policies that's a topic for another day.

For Seun and Nairaland, deep inside you don't you think it needs for a TOTAL cleansing.

Seun long started before all those winners of Future awards but yet still nothing to show for his "strong brand".

dasparrow: @Post

When you are constantly queried over every little thing even if it is not your fault, know that you are about to get fired. Overall, I like this thread. Very informative.

This happens really often

Somorin#1:
Eventually and gradually, yes.

Lagos needs to continue to develop public transportation.

How and why did we get an explosion of Okadas in the first instance? Answer that question and then fix the root cause.

I think it is actually going to happen sooner than we all expect.

Legit1: I dare say, I need no friends!.

You mind sharing your experience on why you think so?

e316: It depends on what u mean by squatting.

Is it sharing the same apartment? or Sharing the same building/compound (but living in a different apartment, like BQ)? or Living in the same estate that belongs to either or the couple's parents (but living in an apartment which some blocks of flats away from the parents)?


For me, I'm against sharing any of the above with the bride's parents. But don't mind living in the same compound/estate/blocks of flats with my (groom's parents)parents with the plan to BUILD and move into MY OWN apartment as soon as possible. It all depends on understanding and respect of space & boundaries by all parties involved.

Which ever one it is, I doubt if the couples will still have their 100% privacy.

bigfrancis21: Huhh?? Like seriously??

You no well

dubem3: u know, true friendship is one thing that displaces the concept of brother or sister cos apart from the blood linking part, there are seldom any brother or sister that could meet up with the deeds of a true friend, (thats if you find one).
Basically what one gets out of friends is what one puts into them. The level of trust you personality can hold, the conditions in which given the oppurtunity, you would stick ur own head out for them.
I have had my self stay in one state and do things in a couple of other states (feeling like a superman). I have had people almost suffocate me with loving... When u find those set of people, ur a lucky man.

Very Lucky indeed.
Some people will live their entire life without having a single true friend while very few will live without experiencing betrayal from a supposed friend.

Which ever one a person finds himself/herself, one should always remember that life is too short and as such never live ones life hating those who have hurt us when someone somewhere is ready to do anything to experience our friendship and love.

Why are we going for higher denomination when CBN is spending billions to promote a cashless economy?
Join to say no to introduction of higher denomination of naira .

Let's save our economy. If we have 2 re-occupy Nigeria or CBN (this time), let's do it....even if no† for ourselves, then let's do it for d future of our children and their unborn children!!

Before they turn us to millionaires that can't buy bread!!

The UK and the US keeps their maximum denomination at £50 n $100 for a reason.

The strength of a Country's economy has a lot of correlation to how its currency is denominated.

Check the Lira and the Zimbabwean shillings. We don't have the history of freely using coins as a medium of exchange, once you redominate the small currencies as coins, it wipes them out and values moves up to the next value of paper money,

Mynd_44: I dey. I have been around on NL. Just reading comment but not replying save for once a while when I can't resist. Hope you have been good though.

Na your people ban me oh!
We dey joh!
Just warming up for 2015 to go and empty the National Treasury and put Nigeria up for sale.