KayCee92:

Kai, this guy u quoted made me laugh. Lol

that his experience is very funny.

Toyade888:
My year one in school, I ventured into the logistics business and I wasn't doing well at all. Out of frustration, I and my partner decided to go to Abeokuta to look for trucks to hire ( the most foolish decision I have ever made in my life), we kept going from garage to garage getting contacts of different drivers and we were so happy.
Yawa gas when we decided to withdraw the last 1k in my account to board a taxi to mushin, first bank had removed 895.54 as bank charges.

We were Just crying inside and decided to trek back las las 3 days we would get home, at a point my friend couldn't hold it in and started crying profusely and that brought us a good Samaritan that paid for our transport and snacks.

Chai I can never forget Aug 17 2016.

Lwkm �� �

wow

Dem slay queen, they won't still learn

slimiyke:

The content of your heart is just more than enough to desire a life time friendship

Smiles

slimiyke for some reasons though

lefulefu:
no they didnt arrest her but the friendship died that very minute

Sure the friendship will surely die,

dukeprince50:
I got tired of reading it, I stopped at no15.

moreover there is no code for ladies, they are always in competition with themselves. u hardly find girls who love themselves genuinely like guys do, though they show the friendship wen its public but they can backstab u

Back stabbing happens to both genders and not only a female thing.


I loved my best friend even till death, I am sad death took her away, we always gat our backs at all time. I miss her very much ( Rest on bestie) even till tomorrow, I still miss her.

Genuine love exist among females.

lefulefu:
as ehn
there was one incident that happened in benin some few yrs back wen i was there.there this two ladies who close friends.as in they grew up together and they were even in the same university.One of them got lucky and hooked with one guy based overseas.the guy later proposed to her and met the girl's family.Do you know the other friend out of jealousy forged a nude pix of her friend and sent to the guy dating her.Her friend was having a shower in the bathroom and she coded snapped her and sent to the guy making the story as if it was jealous ex that sent the nude to the guy.The bros broke up with the girl and travelled back until some months later the true story came out.the friend confessed dat she was the one who snapped the girl wen she was taking her bath and sent to the guy.the guy was ashamed and had to go the other girl's parents and apologise and ask for their forgiveness for falsely accusing their dauther of cheating.Friendship among ladies ehn na deceitful friendship a number of them dey practice .Thats why the wise ladies amongst them are careful the way they relate their family issues with their friends .

Wow.... did they arrest the friend? jealousy is in both genders, not only females are jealous of themselves, everyone just have to tread carefully

MJBOLT:

i hope it's not the ladies that see each other as competition you are giving codes of conduct.

Not all girls

1. Always check in with your friends when they are on a date with a new guy. You never know if they need to be saved.

2. Rescue any girl you see being hit on by a creep.

3. Wait till your friend is inside her house before you drive away.

4. Never allow your friend to walk home alone, especially when she’s drunk.

5. Allow your friends to just vent. Don’t say anything back. Just listen.

6. Tell a girl if you see something malfunctioning on her outfit.

7. Never go after your friend’s crush.

8. Never go after a friend’s ex without permission.

9. Let a girl know when her boyfriend is cheating.

10. Always tell a girl when her boobs are out.

11. Don’t even consider flirting with your friend’s boyfriend.

12. Siblings are off limits until you ask.

13. Same goes for their close friend. Ask before you pursue.

14. Give out hair bands freely.

15. Same with tampons.

16. Never ditch a girl post-breakup.

17. Be nice instead of degrading.

18. Don’t slut-shame your friends.

19. Don’t talk about your friends to outsiders.

20. Don’t live in a room without some form of protection.

21. Being alone is OK.

22. You can wear heels no matter your height.

23. Never let a girl dance alone.

24. Don’t have sex with an ex if you still have feelings.

25. You are allowed to have sex on a first date.

26. You are the CEO of your own body.

27. Never make a girl apologize for her feelings.

28. Never fight over a boy.

29. Don’t tell each other’s secrets to outsiders.

30. Never leave your girls for your man.

31. If a girl looks better than you, don’t hate her—appreciate her.

32. Don’t be that girl with all the problems and no solutions.

33. Give compliments like free candy.

34. You don’t always have to be classy.

35. You don’t walk out on your friends.

36. Brunch after a crazy night is necessary.

37. Never let a girl go to the bathroom alone.

38. Don’t let your drunk friend go home with that ugly guy she’s going to regret.

39. Be that wing woman.

40. Never hate a woman you haven’t met.

41. Never invite your friend’s enemy to a party.

42. No guy wants a girl that flirts with everyone and their mother.

43. If your friend is happy, be happy for her.

44. It’s OK to say no.

45. Be available for that Chinese/ice cream post-breakup date.

46. Never take your girl friends for granted.

47. Stop bottling all those feelings up; let ’em out.

48. Jump on that health kick with your friends.

49. Help form that text back to your friend’s new crush when she’s struggling.

50. Screen shot all interactions with boys and send them in your group chat with your friends. Sometimes a second opinion is needed.


saaphiere

https://thoughtcatalog.com/rachel-anna/2016/03/50-rules-of-girl-code-we-all-need-to-read-again/

ExBanker:
Nairalanders, I want you to judge if the conditions I gave this girl is okay or it is too much

I met this girl around June this years. I really liked her. As I was asking her out, I was always taking care of her. Buying her stuffs, giving her allowances and supporting her. Then the relationship started last month officially when we smashed. I continued to take good care of her. But note that before we officially started dating, she showed half interest. She wasn't really into the relationship. When we started dating, she showed same attitude.

Her much elder sister is a hair dresser. Like 7 years older. She lives with the sister. The sister shop is in one hidden corner. They hardly get customers. So both of them are always broke. I have being supporting them. This month, their rent is expiring. They intend to move to a better location. The new shop is N75k per year. My girlfriend asked me for support. I said I will give them N50k by August end. Since they were expecting N50k from me, they gathered all the money they have home and abroad and paid advance of N30,000 for the new shop to secure it. Last week, my girl asked me for N7k for something. I told her I don't have. I am gathering money for the N50k. It is a lie sha. the money is already there.

She then asked me to borrow her. She will pay me back. So I gave her. By weekend, she was acting funny. I told her I am tired of the relationship. She should forget it. It turned to quarrel. Then she left. We quarreled on phone till Monday. I think they felt bad that I am leaving out of the deal to help them secure the shop. On Monday, the sister called to quarrel with me too. Imagine.

After everything, today, my girlfriend called to apologize. I told her that I have forgiven her. But, for our relationship to continue, there is one condition. She asked me what condition. I told her that despite the fact I have being supporting her and her sister, both of them still had the gut to talk to me anyhow. I will only continue the relationship if I will be having sex with the 2 of them. She was shocked. She wanted to start talking nonsense. I told her to shut up and relay my condition to her sister. Let the sister call me to tell me if she agrees.

Is my condition too harsh or it is okay?

Extreme rules LWTMP

UDUJ:
Mad people full this forum sha

ExBanker if this is true and you succeed in smashing both of them I will award you The Man of the Year position

I swear your name will be engraved in the hall of fame.

Lwkmd

LMAO

Dickeyrider:
By the time this idiot is released phyno and Timaya would have become a Grandpa. All those nonsense he posted on Instagram would have become old school, his head filled with grey hairs and his face wrinkled in shame and regrets. The world would have moved on from his beloved instagram while he languish and rotten behind bars.

Is it not better to work clean and wear a so called fake designer cloth and shoe with peace of mind? I wish i could see the reactions of Phyno and Timaya behind the scenes because they prophetically warned this fat buffoon about his present predicaments but "dog wey go lost no go listen to whistle of it's owner".


To all the lazy bones and wasted sperms called Gee boys, yahoo boys or whatever, may you end your lives in misery and sorrow. Everything you acquired through fraud will disappear before your own eyes. You will not only return to square one, you will beg money to drink gaari when the consequence of your fraudulent ways hits back.


What is the difference between a yahoo boy and an armed robber? A yahoo boy robs his victims with gadgets and deceit, while the latter uses weapons to steal from innocent people. While we condemn and burn armed robbers, isn't it time yahoo boys face the same fate so as to serve as a deterrence to others?

To the empty skulls who will quote me and blame politicians for encouraging fraud may your parents be defrauded of their prized possession so you can feel the pain of scam victims.

The federal government has a lot to do in this regard. The national orientation agency needs to reorientate Nigerians on the dangers of fraud and encourage legitimate earnings. Crime doesn't pay. The law always win.

Well said dear

I have noticed that no matter how wicked a woman is, the wickedness does not reach to a point that she would see a pregnant woman and refuse to show mercy.

What a lioness did when she discovered the antelope that she killed is pregnant shows that even female animals have sympathy over their fellow pregnant animals.

I have discovered that the major difference between animals and humans is speech.

Animals do almost everything that humans do everyday - sometimes they even do it better.

Some animals are predators, some are prey, and some are both.

There is no doubt that Lions are the kings of the jungle and are at the top of the food chain.

Lions are powerful creatures that are also known as scary animals and this can make you think they are heartless creatures without any awareness at all.

An amazing event was documented by workers at the safari at Madikwe Game Reserve in South Africa, and this event between a lioness and a pregnant antelope amazed the whole world.

As the workers were walking around the animal reserve, they discovered that a lioness has caught a large antelope.

But after the lioness caught the antelope, she suddenly stopped.

What The Lioness Did Next That Will Amaze You:
The lioness discovered the unborn baby of the antelope in her mother's stomach.

What the lioness did next when she discovered the unborn baby of the antelope will amaze you.

The lioness immediately took a step back and stopped eating, she took the unborn antelope baby and gently put it down, walking around it, as if she is trying to find out if the baby antelope is alive.

The lioness gently placed the fetus on the ground, and started looking sideways and looking tense and stressed, she continued to push the newborn lightly with her head, rolling it gently, before lifting it from his neck as if the baby antelope is one of her puppies.

But when the lioness finally realized that the baby antelope is dead, she gently picked it up and placed it behind a bush, as if she is giving the baby antelope a respectable burial place. So she stayed nearby, as if she was mourning.

And as if that was not enough, the lioness' next move stunned the group of eyewitnesses at the animal reserve, the lioness stopped eating completely, and just laid down beside the antelope that she killed as if she's feeling guilty and regretful.

The lioness stayed with the dead antelope for a while before she left.

Who can blame the lioness who hunted her prey? It's her natural instinct.

Even though that it's a perfectly natural behavior of lioness to kill it's fellow animals to survive, but this lioness felt guilty after the act and displayed an amazing behavior.


pictures below
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1165832/The-lioness-showed-remorse-realising-killed-pregnant-antelope.html



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edw803CRspk


cc lalasticlala

Mathematics my worst subject that year.
congratulations dear

she is just confused

Am using Obinasom( remix by Dr Vin) I just love the song


Amere by Efezino( favorite song of the week)

I change ring tone base on my favorite song of the week

Mad people everywhere

Am single by choice.. I could make a call and be in a relationship

Kongaone:
Hello romancelander.

A friend of mine dated this girl in 2012 for almost a year during his first job with a 100k salary. She was 21 while he was 23 years old then. She was in her final year and was receiving monthly allowance of 20k from her parents. Though she has accommodation in the hostel but she prefers staying with him in his apartment which was very close to her school. My guy was taking care of this girl whose entitlement mentality was so high. They were eating outside almost everyday as she couldn't cook then. He loved her so much and wouldn't mind marrying her thus he was footing all her bills and was sending very little home to his parents and siblings. This lady still complained that he was looking after his family more than he takes care of her needs.

In days when my guy was so broke she would never assist him even as a loan. She was so beautiful and intelligent that she was the dream of most guys on campus. At a point she called the relationship off stating that she wants to go back to her ex and my guy who was so tired of the relationship but never wanted to hurt her accepted in good fate.

As luck may have it he got a new job ssme year with double pay in Lagos. She later came back saying her calling for a quit was just a joke but my guy requested they just take a break and re evaluate the relationship. He left the town and moved to Lagos, they communicated for few months and lost communication. She deactivated her social media contacts and was no where to be found.

Fast forward to 2020, my guy (now 31) is married with twin boys and has properties and investment in Lagos with a salary of about half a million. He's now looking very fresh and handsome (na money be fine bobo). He placed his wife on 60k monthly allowance and opened a shop for her. Some months ago this his ex girlfriend chatted him that she's in Lagos and they met with their love almost rekindling. She now works in Lagos with 60k pay.

Now this lady (now 29) and still single is accusing my guy of not making much efforts to look for her while he was single. Said she regretted her past actions and has completely changed and felt she was the one married to him. She even said she can accept to be his second wife or his baby mama and won't marry any guy who is not like my guy (in terms of character, emotion and ofcourse money).

My guy has come to me for advise, pls if you are him what will you do? Matured minds pls.

when I insult you now, you will say I don't have manners, that your friend need a hot slap to send his brain to factory reset. let him better leave that lady and focus on his family. nonsense

You are a good man, sticking to your wife after Soo many miscarriages, it's not easy I must say. but eventually you have two kids, I understand your plight as a man, but put yourself in the position of your wife, that woman is going through alot of pain, etopic pregnancy, is a very risky one( my best friend died of etopic pregnancy after CS she couldn't make it), You have two beautiful kids, you should be grateful to God, must people are looking for just one they haven't seen. don't even consider having a side chick or marrying a second wife, the trouble that comes after it is way more bigger, give her time to heal, as long as you guys are still having sex( let her go for contraceptive that will still enable you guys enjoy your sexual life. it's not easy on her side. you can consider serogate if you have the money. Take care of your family, God bless.


my advice

ALEX182:
So I have this American patient who I recently came across. He's a fat dude who is like in his late 40s but has a very jolly and likeable character. I introduced myself and we got talking afterwards.

After a while of chitchat, he asked me where I was from. I told him to take a guess and he said said, you sound like you're Nigerian. I told him (regrettably) that I was Nigerian. He started smiling and told me that he had a Nigerian girlfriend and that we both had similar accents.

He then started telling me recent occurrences that had befallen his girlfriend in Nigeria. He said the lastest story was that she was in Abuja and as she was on her way to the airport in a taxi, the taxi had an accident and she was seriously injured and had to be rushed to the hospital. He said that the hospital demanded money before treatment started and he had to hustle about $4000 and send to her in order for treatment to start.

He said that after a week of her being in the hospital, they wanted to discharge her despite her still being in pain. Because she had exhausted all the $4000 on treatment, he said the hospital had threatened to discharge her on the streets and he was trying to borrow more money to see if he could send it to her so they could continue with her treatments.

He furthermore told me that the girlfriend said that she was a Nigerian American citizen who was currently stuck in Nigeria due to her passport having expired and also due to Covid lockdown at airports in Nigeria. He said she had asked him for $300 to renew her US passport from American embassy in Nigeria.

Another thing that he told me was that just before covid struck, there was a similar pandemic which happened in Nigeria early this year and that his girlfriend had contracted the disease and he had to send her $2000 for treatment. Right now he said he's broke but is waiting for like $2000 disability check from the US government next week which he will send to her as soon as the money clears.

As he was telling me this tale, I was so angry with Nigerians and how they take advantage of people in love to scam them. I wanted to swear for the scammers


I'm at a dilemma here. Do I tell him that he's being scammed by Nigerians or do I continue to be professional and just ignore it. Because I don't want him to think I'm involved with it because these oyinbo people can turn everything on your head and accuse you that is your people in conjunction with you that are scamming him. They are that crazy.

The good part of me wants to help him but I'm hesitant that it may turn out bad for me. Please matured responses.

Please let him know, you are doing him alot of good by letting him know that he is being scam, don't hesitate . God bless you

Creativeace:
Awwwwn you don sell pass agege bread like this oh "thats why i love smiling" you really got me there i love cheerful people

ouch thanks

my smartness/ intelligence

my gap teeth( that's why i love smiling)

my bulky eyes

wow

Am guilty of non

That was harsh

Change kwa

Aside all these INTELLIGENCE, SMARTNESS turns me on in a man,it's make me Hot when someone tell me things I don't know, that feeling when someone talks to you and you can't help but admire him.

Hmmmmmmmmm

it's always," I Bleep her," and got tired of her pussy... But it's never I " I ate her pussy all the ways to the crack of her ass and told myself I can never leave her"


Ass munchers


better don't quote me oh