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gals and fakeness are like 1 and 1 in eleven

MISEDUCATIONS:
lol who is lucy??

thanx bro. you know you one of the first guys who welcomed me and my crazy writings on NL.
you and Donstan your names are written on my heart. i love you my brothers.

it takes wisdom to recognise wisdom.





Ur words have help me alot, love yah too.



Lucy is a science-fiction where a chemical dat can increase our brain capacity was mistakenly poured on da actress lucy.



Her brain capacity kept increasing,she can wind time backward,control her body metabolism.


When she reach hundred percent,she vanished . She is everywhere was her answer when ask of her whereabout in a computer.



If u like sci-fi,then lucy is a 9ice movie to watch.

Happy birthday ubunja,



may ur brain capacity keep increasing like lucy

Bills2307:
Some ladies will be matching purses with clothes but cannot match babies to their real daddy

kai

isidiwent:
The world is lost

tell yah bro

Any bitch wey go try dis non sense eh,make 10 battallions of soldiers full ur back if not...

eezeribe:
There is no need advocating for the old single ladies...
Women too condemn, shame and badmouth men in all age brackets, over sundry issues such as being broke, having a small dick, being a one minute man in bed, men being scum, etc...
Both genders have been bashing themselves since the days of Adam and Eve...
There is nothing you can do about it.

u da mind da op



put any bored-hole p.u.ssy in ur home at ur own peril.

It's a turn on for females when they knw another man's child is been raised by a different man.

Lols,they are truely different kind of madness

Op mark my word,when the baby daddy appear again,they are gonna fuc.k and would continue bleeping.


The problem is u woun't listen.u are even ready to train another man's child.
Smh. Ur mother really trained a simp.

MrBrownJay1:
so i am dumb because i dont know that theDAVIDO fukc book is some dumbass acronym for some sex technique BS book named after a famous artist (that is unrelated to davido, lol)?!?!? ARRANT NONSENSE!

bro to be honest,u too dull.

LivingFree:
Full story

I am Chibike by the name, I am from Orifite in anambra state. I currently reside in Lagos state, Nigeria

Pls I need Advice from the house on this particular story of my.

Well I meet my Best friend , Chukwu, In higher Institution, at a University at south Western part of Nigeria, which I don't want to disclose because of identity.


In that those process we looked after each others Back, faced many challenges, Passed through many difficulty, and finally we graduated and did our 'NYSC'.

Unfortunate, we lived together and we got a Job in the same company in Apapa , Lagos.

So He decided to take a wife in 2015.
He wedded on Wednesday, 30th, December 2015, in southern part of Nigeria.

After the wedding, I moved out of the House we both stayed and urged him to stay back, while I get a nicer apartment.

Just after Few months, My best friend approached me in the office and told me, He wants to leave our former house, so I told him of an empty House just next to my Flat.

He accepted and Payed for the House, In a few Weeks he packed in with his wife, and we started Living like the way we use to be and always come back from work together.

So Last year October, 2016, my friend told me of a lottery he played for a work in Abroad.

So late December of 2016, he told me he was now qualified and was accepted in the lottery, that other papers will be done before the start of 2017.

So, 2017 is here, the visa is now ready, set to go.

My Neighbour who turns out to be my best friend has now travelled to London

But before he travelled, On thursday 9th March 2017, We had a Get together to Celebrate the success he accomplished.

So we went to this bar Called ' Solace ' in Festac town to celebrate, After Drinking and Celebrating, My best Friend said something that day which I am going to Quote

" He said bestie please Look over my wife just the same way we looked out for each others back in School "

So I promised him I will Always Check on her at least thrice a week.
Finally that was the promise I made to him.


It is now two days Since He left, So I went to Check on my best friend wife.

Knocking , she asked who it might be, so I told her it was me, she opened and looked so happy that I came visiting.

I and My best friend wife talked and it was time to say Goodbye , she told me that she was preparing food for me, so I told her am okay. She said it can't be, that it was because of me, she started cooking.
So after a while I agreed and she served the food.

We were in the dining eating and at the same time talking, so I asked her if she was coping fine been all alone, she said no, that she needed someone around the house most of the evening.

I volunteered , since I promise my Best Friend I was gonna take care of his wife just like he took care of me while at the university.

The Night passed, I visited her countless times.

This faithful day, I got a text message from my best friend Wife, asking I should come over , that she wanted us to Dine together.

So, I hurriedly went, Foods and drinks she served.
We were ready to Eat.

after the Dinner that night, she said she wanted to tell me something, and I should listen to her.

Our conversation started like this

Best friend Wife : Hey Dear I am in love with someone, and I don't know what to do. I want to be faithful to my Husband

Husband best friend : Wow, it can't be, but anyway it happens, who can that be you in love.

Best friend Wife : Well I won't Hide up, I have been killing that emotion, I am in love with You and dear I want to go over the Moon with you, I can't take you off my mind.

She approaches more and more , Kissed me and That was it.

I could not Resist it, it was so impeccable, it was like a rumbling bull looking for its Cart. Oh yes I realised am into something sort of Bad with my best friend Wife.

The Whole love making continued Every day and know she keeps saying she can't do without me.

Pls Help me Because am in love with my best friend wife, and I don't know what to do, I need your advice.

u no da carry last for dis kind thing na

Someone would soon copy it here. I trust livingfree.

Mtcheeew she would stil be sleeping with him. Be mindful of women.

IamD18:
Bruv, how do you want the thunder that will strike sense and brain inside you?

How do you want the thunder


Boiled or fried?

i think roasted would be beta

Robbin7:
Tonto decay!!!!!!!
This woman Dey confuse me with her personality. I no gree understand who she be.

dats wat make her unique

YelloweWest:
Male are even worse.

200 naira jazz can make a man forget his own children...

lols,bros no debate with me,gals own no be here.

Females are succeptible to jazz,i don't knw why

Mtcheew,

lols

da guy above has said it all

samyfreshsmooth:
the only time ladies know a guy is about to cum is when they're paying attention to you facial expression cos they are not feeling or enjoying the sex


if you fûcking a lady real good, you can do anything to her and she wouldn't even notice talk more or less of noticing when you as the guy are about to cum



you prolly wasnt doing the job well thats why she remained conscious and cautious (and probably was thinking: "make this idiot with small penïs do cum na make i comot for here) enough to notice you about to release your jizz!!

op should tank u for da insult

Dat 7hrs fit no be contineous pounding o (he can bt gals woun't hold dat long). I wounder why guys are getting emotional about it.




All i knw is dat our body is a machine,which ever part u choose to train can do things others see as impossible.



I can not go more dan 30 press up,bt e get one guy,na u go beg am make him stop.asin u go beg am.



Why?because he is dedicated to training dat area.



Dedication makes impossicants possibly possible-adasun 2018

nothing like gono here,u are absolutely normal.ur frequent erection and fantasies makes some sperm to accumulate and since u don't ease it out,it help itself during urination.u ar fine

hope u ar satisfy op

u guys are perfect match,give her things to change abt u and grow in love

Nothing do u legend,fire on