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Odunnu:
I'm evn thnkin of including it in my CV,wht do u thnk?

lol!!!!!!

Omolola1:
@Poster, follow your heart, its your choice! u are d only one that knows d guy who makes u happy!

It's such a shame that the heart mislead most times, it’s better to use her head.

@LOVE.4BUG

Hi, ow are you doing?

jay bee:
Your mind is already made up and i don't believe you'd take on board whatever we tell you.

Life is full of risks so question yourself if he is worth the risk.

Nice one! I agree.

The Cork:
I love women slappin me, hard.

Love it!!

With that username of yours, i won't be surprise you get the slaps often.

Cheating, lying, poor sexual performance (H.E.LL NO!!!).

Yeah, i did once. A thunderous slap. Caught him in bed with another lady (both stark unclothed). I wouldn't have slapped him if he had just let me go but the feel of his filthy hands on me while begging (that I just couldn't stand)

filani:
@ adaybola

Adaybola: Hi, is the seat free ?

Guy : yeah, i guess

Adaybola: I like your shirt/wristwatch/whatever he's putting on

guy : Thanks ( gives Adaybola a quick lookover )

Adaybola: Will start the conversation on his meal, movies, sports and get a hold on his interest.

guy: ( Hmm, this is intresting , i'll play it cool )

Adaybola: There’s this new movie “Salt”, I would love to see it.

Guy : (keeps silent waiting for this babe to state her intentions )

Adaybola: Would you like to go to the cinema/hangout sometime?

guy : ( OMG !!! Is she asking me out ?! ok, play it cool ) Hangout with, you ?

Adaybola: Yes, Can we exchange complimentary cards/ numbers ?

Guy: (Allows a slight smile) are you serious or are you just playing a joke on me? ( Guy makes direct eyecontact with adaybola)

Adaybola : am not playing a joke on you, i, i just wanna get to know you better

guy : ( is she blushing thats so cuuute!!! but wait i don't want to make it too easy for her )* in a cold tone of voice* I don't give my complimentry card/numbers to strangers , (waiting for her reaction)

Adaybola: Oh, ok, Nice chatting with you. I hope to see you again sometime soon. Enjoy the rest of the day (she gets up slowly to leave)

Guy : ( Wow , she genuinely looks disappointed ) Hey wait a minute (Adaybola turns around) on the other hand you could give me your number & maybe one of these days we could see a movie toghether and talk some more , to get to know each other

Adaybola : okay ( smiles warmly ) here's my number ,hope to see you soon !

guy : okay, bye ( i'll wait for 3 days , then i'll call her)

THE END

* Filani flashes back to the old English Literature Classic Novel SHE STOOPS TO CONQUER by Oliver Goldsmith *

lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nice one. I like that.

It goes this way.

Adaybola: Hi, is the seat free? (If yes, then)
Adaybola: I like your shirt/wristwatch/whatever he's putting on (If I get a smile or thanks)
Adaybola: Will start the conversation on his meal, movies, sports and get a hold on his interest.
Adaybola: There’s this new movie “Salt”, I would love to see it. (If he shows some kind of interest, then)
Adaybola: Would you like to go to the cinema/hangout sometime? (if yes)
Adaybola: Can we exchange complimentary cards?
Adaybola: Nice chatting with you. I hope to see you again sometime soon. Enjoy the rest of the day.

blutman:
i love this guy.if at all all men should think like this,these babea wont be taking us fr a ride.lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

And vice versa!

Well, am afraid only she and the babalawo can answer that question.

Lol!!!!!!! I love that guy!

Being an African man, am surprised you are asking the question of what her intention was with the said specimen. Even a retarded African man would know her intention. If na oyibo woman we can say she's thinking of fertilizing her egg with the specimen but in her situation you don't need to be told she was going to visit a babalawo with it.

Leave her for your own good, she's diabolical and your life might even be in danger.

Love big boobs like that of Mercy Johnson. Wish I have those.

Beautiful!

babymine:
It must be for ritual purposes.

IF NOT, THEN THE MAN IS A PSYCHO

derolly:
very simple, just meet any mallam tell them to use your manliness for surya or kilishe.

Zombie nobody can put u out of your misery except u.

You needn’t had said anything since you obviously had nothing to say. Not a must to reply all threads.

@Poster

I feel you but you have to face the fact that no one can help but you. The fact that you are aware of what the problem is, is a major step forward. The bitterness is still in you and until you let go of the pain and move forward you'll never get it right.  Quit holding onto the past (it’s gone), today is a gift (that is why it’s called “present”) and you don’t know what tomorrow holds for you. Don’t mar your future cuz of some bitter past experiences (Trust me, it’s not worth it).

The second step is “DISCIPLINE”, help yourself.

May God help you.

Okija_juju:
As much as i know they say beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder, So also, Wor-wor is on the face of the carrier.

Do you knw how it feels to wake up every morning and not look at your mirror?! Then after avoiding their reflection all day, avoiding looking at the beautiful faces of other people all day, their only means of escape which is Nairaland, you now put up pictures of DROP-DEAD-GEORGOUS-SUPER-SMOKING-SCALDING-INFERNO-HOT looking chicks. And you expect anyone to be happy with you?!

What were you thinking opening a thread like that in the first place?!! Dont you know that such threads can be depressing to some people??

Infact I might just report this thread to the mods too!! Cos u are trying to remind some ppl of the other thread that caused them pain.

lol!

Both are important in every relationship. I can't imagine poverty in my life (God forbid bad tin!) and neither can I imagine a lulu in my bed (oh my! Unimaginable!!)

I have my own money so I don't depend on any man for money. But, am sorry I’m very careful of spending my money on a man (most men take advantage of that). So, he has to pay for the outings, vacations and stuff. He has to be comfortable, at least a very stable and nice income to be able to provide all this.

Secondly, libido is very good O! I can't imagine a 2mins-in bed-man. It's just never going to work for me! Haba! Which kai love be dat! I go run as fast as my leg go carry me.

Ain’t got libido ke?