makydebbie:
I don't understand some people.

You've twenty six letters of the alphabet on your keyboard, yet you can't type in full? What is your excuse? Are you mad?

I can't chat with people who type this way. Because I can't fry my brain for every sentence you type. Mtcheew.

When you finish cumming, you'll know.

That's the lazy Nigerian youth pmb talked about.ordinary typing!

The haters should leave d girl please.which kain bad belle be this?

Lol

Bubu

This is so sad and painful.RIP to the dead and may God give the families the fortitude to bear this loss.

gideon1971:


Are u serious, happy to meet u here, am Ifeanyi, which part of umuoji are u from

My mum is ideoma n my dad is amoji.you?

gideon1971:




supported by me and my ancestral Father's

Hi,I'm from umuoji too...happy to see you

Haba people are so mean.na this kain yabs fit lead d gal to commit suicide.abeg o

Lol

When the name of the venue is "not endwell",how do you expect the meeting to end well?

Kweshion is....who will probe atiku?

This table that obasanjo is shaking,hmmm,it ll break o.

Is that soooo?INEC gbam ukwu n'eze.

Chai! Ewu atam igu n'isi

Lmao this is so funny....how dem go take rig am now?

Omg!this is my first ever FTC on front page...I dedicate this prestigious errm award to all the Nigerian hardworking youths who deserve some accolades... Lazy youths please go collect yours from 'you know where'.

Kontinu

This pic reminds me of Libya. Very inhumane

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Interested and qualified candidates should forward CVs and cover letter to hermidagroup@yahoo.com on or before the 1st of March 2018.

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Urgent vacancy exists for a quantity surveyor in a reputable construction company in Ajah.salary is 60k per month.Interested and qualified candidates should foward photocopies of their CVs and certificates to hermidagroup@yahoo.com,on or before 15th October,2017.

Urgent vacancy exists for a COREN certified structural engineer in a reputable construction company in Ajah.
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Know how to change a car tyre. (incase of emergency on a lonely road)

WalkerMichael:

That awkward moment when after rushing to book space, you
suddenly realize you don't have any meaningful thing to say.
Anyway let me use this opportunity to beg you guys for likes. I
know this is childish and that I have grown past this. I won't lie
that today is my birthday- just like others do. It's just that i have
this irresistible urge and would like to know that people still care
about other peoples feelings. May whatever you worship bless
and protect you and your family as you like this post. Thanks and
God bless you and your family.
Once more, don't say im distubing you. Please click like. Thanks
once again. Please I'm on my knees begging, it won't cost you
anything just to click on that like. Pulease.

OMG this really cracked me up. You are such a clown. Stop wasting your talent. Just start professional commedy.

VACANCIES exist for the following positions in a construction company at lekki :
COREN certified structural engineer
Architect with a minimum of 2 years experience.
Interested and qualified persons should send their CVs and copies of credentials to hermidagroup@yahoo.

krissconnect:
9. When the night before the holiday is taking longer than usual.

*who is drawing this night backwards na? Mek tomoro reach abeg*

Hehe. Nights before hols are usually magical especially Xmas hols. D harmattan n hunger no be here but as soon as d luxury bus arrives to carry lagos branch, chei I won't sleep again. All I ll think about throughout the night is how to board that bus n be on may way to lagos. My watch is over. I have tayad. Lol

https://www.nairaland.com/1830219/anambrarian-lets-meet/13#45600751

I think this thread ll help locate nairalanders from umudioka. Those ones can then ask their families or friends if they know the man.

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PROPERTY MANAGER :
Candidate must have a minimum of OND in real estate Or any other related course Like environmental management.
Candidate must have a minimum of One year experience managing Houses.
He must have effective communication skills when dealing with tenants.
He must understand facility management.
Must be familiar with real estates around lekki ajah axis.

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The candidate must have secretarial skills
Degree in secretarial studies or English or any related courses.
Minimum of one year experience.
Candidate must be female and below 30years
Must be smart and have ability to multi task.
Must understand MS package.
Must have good presentation skills.
Fluency in English /French is an advantage.
Ability to drive is also an added advantage.
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SammyT95:
I just can't help it, Hate him so much

click like if u hate him too

I hate that Geoffrey pass you sef but then that goes to show that he was very good at d role he played.

Boss13:


You just witnessed a crime and injustice that does not make you cool. I understand you are caught in between the emotional ties with your friend and doing the right thing, but the disgusting thing is to feel cool about not being a snitch.

On the other hand, the word nigga is derogatory, it a contemptuous term used to refer to a black person. Please switch up your morals and ethical behaviour and contribute to a society that stands for integrity, honesty and unbiased behaviour. That young lady is a human being regardless of the circumstances that may have played out. NO MEANS NO.

Wow. I respect you. Thank you for the wise words.

Op just negodu how you exposed women secrets.

euchaaria:
See What An Interviewer Sent To Me!i Have Suffered.


I am literally in tears...
Went to an interview yesterday, answered all my quesiand was feeling like tuface and was really expecting a call up from the firm..
I checked my mail this morning and saw this nonsense from one of the interviewers..



What has this country turned into...
Joblessness + being broke one of the things that make people think twice about life

* I cropped his mail and number..



Cc:izzou

Dear jobseeker, pls don't go. D guy has packaged at d very least nothing but se.xual harassment for you. I have been in your shoes very frequently. And I tell you that is not d right path. Things may seem bleak right now but I assure you that when God remembers you as he has remembered me, you will forget all your years of pain n hardship.
I don't know how nairaland pm works but do pm me your phone number or email address as I would need a detail from you. Remain strong.