rhektor:


Same that will happen when the cook is out of style
I see another other_________caterer, just fill in the gap

Edible lol

Xxpress:
Omg.... End time couples. What's going to happen to the union when the ATM is out of cash.

The cook will be out of food.lol

Was d cassava used for d garri harvested in heaven?

3 idiots
Sound of music
Game of thrones
Troy
Merlin

She looked more beautiful with her natural colour.

LordCenturion:
I did some test today, including blood pressure and some other minor tests,then I decide to do the HIV test for the first time in my life , immediately doctor hear HIV Test, he started speaking in tongue (he started consoling me even before the test) , he was talking to me as if am already positive although I was a little bit worried and scared to the extent that I nearly quit it, but I take a courage, after the test,he then started telling me some stories before the arrival of the results,actually I was relief immediately I got my results
My Question is how often someone should go for
another One?

And when last u check your HIV Status

Lol.he was not consoling you,he was counselling you (i believe thats d normal practice)so that incase its positive,make you no go jump from sky scraper.hehe.
I did mine 3yrs ago.its not as frequent as it ought to be but i know i ll do another one next month.

cremedelacreme:
Proudly Uniport. U2000 Engineering. This thread brought back nostalgic feelings.

* Pritaso was for big boys then, Omo imagine coughing out 150K around year 2003 just to pay for a self contain. Na for Aminu Kano hall most engine boys de. I rep Block B, Wing D, Room 5

* All Dan Etete babes na ajebutter. Pako babes de King

* All confra engine boys de back of chem for Rumuchakara.


* Netexpress cafe was the best cybercafe in school. Their effizy too much abeg.


* UBA, Ecobank and Choba community bank all in Choba Park were the only banks on campus then.

* Na only big boys de chop for Emmatex then


* Any wicked lecturer that want to punish the students always use Arena as the exam venue. Omo you're on your own if you no read for the exam. The spacing no be here.


* Prof Okoh still de teach GES 100?

* If I have the opportunity, I go still choose U-PEE anyday anytime.

Rumuchakara.thanks for mentioning it.i ve been trying to remember that name since i read this thread.
Hmmm prof okoh.highly feared.

Police pls dont allow what happened at aba in 1929 repeat itself o.

VictorRomanov:



She might have exerggerated, but on bad days, that queue no be here. I go just trek from abuja to choba.

Very true.some days na trekking sure pass n its faster if you go thru d gate leading to east west road instead of d regular one.

Hehehe.the fear of nelson mandela boys is d beginning of wisdom.those guys are crazy for real.
Ofrimah stairs no be here o.
You didnt mention having ges classes at ps hall.chei .
Mama abuja queue and abuja park queues are real.make no mistakes.
Several lectures at d arena be like market square.
I liked watching theater arts drama at d crab at delta but Delta hostels wahala was too much i ran to off campus around tejod after year1.

collitexnaira:
Do the job you love and you will never work a day in your life

Hmmm.nice.you sound like babu ranchoddas shamaldas chanchad.
And i imagine that if im coming home from work on a really stressful day n run into d guy controlling traffic,his smiles can lift my mood.

gmacnoms:
whats the location

Lekki

Vacancy!vacancy!vacancy!
Vacancy exists for the position of a suitably qualified full time music producer for House One Music.
Interested candidates must be able to work under pressure.
Forward your CV, an attachment of your previous work(s) or links to the music you have produced to : houseonem@gmail.com or hermidagroup@yahoo.com

Hehe so true.
Me- mummy stop barging into my room like dat joor
Mum-taa.mechie onu.so i should knock on d door to enter a room in my own house?go and marry then you can have privacy.

Another day
Mum-go downstairs n fetch water n fill d basins.d tap isnt working.
Me-oooo mummy im tired joor.
Mum- children of nowadays.wonders shall never end.when i was you age i used to go 20km to fetch water on foot from so n so river.a distance like from here to ikorodu .when i get back i cook.wash.clean.help all my aunties go to d market and im always punctual at school.now ordinary to climb 3 storey building you are telling me you are tired.zuzulugi jee setalum mmili osiso.

ststyreal:

I will send the chapter and the verse to you. Just give me time to search it out.

Mark3:28-29?

A lot of people clicked d like button but if we see a thread about a spinster na we go first shout "go and marry" or something similar.they dont owe u an explanation.

God bless you stella.thank you.

RIP

lilyqueen:




Deep

Paid

VocalWalls:
The Police brutalized him. They tortured him, they killed him.
I'm sure they beat him beyond the point of recovery and rushed him to a Police hospital where he died.

Now, although we may scream 'no peace for the wicked' and stuffs like that, knowing the mode of operations of the Nigerian police, it could be you tomorrow.

We should not just throw this under the carpet... How exactly did he die? It should be independently investigated.

Exactly.i didnt buy their cock n bull story.police can lie for africa.

Jus negodu!

Marketers are wanted at a stone production factory at lekki.applicants must be living around lekki/ajah axis.
Basic salary is 40k.Commission ll be based on targets met.
Interested applicants should send CV and Cover letter to ngoziosagie01@gmail.com

OdenigboAroli:
OMANBALA IS ON THE RISE!
Obijackson is building.
Ifeanyi Uba is building.
Doctor Maduka is building.
And very soon Odenigbo Aroli will build a winery which will use our local fruits like chaleku,utu,mango ,oji eyi and co to make quality wine.

God bless Omanbala.
Bless Ana Igbo.
Bless Nigeria.
Bless Africa.

And God bless ngwulube okodu.
Nwanne mmadu.nkelu?

Does d phone have baba God's phone number on speed dial?

Nice one op.i really get frustrated when i see learners,keke or trucks moving slowly on d speed lane.for d learner,its a surprise the driving instructors usually let them drive on d speed lane.

janvier27:
Destructive opposition leads to a vicious cycle. I believe APC would have still won if they had decently focused on the change mantra in their campaigns. Now the spirit is willing, but the body is weak and of course karma is playing out. A good number of those who ruined the previous administration are still calling shots today. Unfortunately they have no motivation to do things right. Theirs is a case of 'igi da, eye fo'. They've got not much to lose.

Thou art wise.

Very funny.me likey

chudyprince:
The man must be left handed person, because the slap is at the left side of the face or I'm i the only one seen it?

No.you arent d only one .thats d first thing i noticed.

Ofe Onugbu

akashi01:


Hope they're not crazy like those kids sha?

Hehe.only preston. Parker n porter are relatively calm.

sharwarma ko,pizza ni.

akashi01:


Desperate Housewives?

Hehe.thats right.