₦airaland Forum

estheremma:
on d'contrary she can control d'wall of hr vjay to enlarge or tighten,so if u hav s*x wit dis kind of girl,she can squeeze u wit her walls for ur pleasure n'hers,she's'wonderful,dis is a feat most of us women cannot do,dats where our kegels xcercise comes as important so dat after dozens of kids u can squeeze ur walls back to normal

This is absolutely correct.she has very strong muscles

Hanibal:
D may loose his head .. C is very dead. .. reason?. ask google

Hehe, “very dead” reminds me of d dance master who taught arya in game of thrones.

Him it was who said “there is only one God,and his name is death,and there is only one thing we say to him- “NOT TODAY”

desgiezd:
The people of Burkina Faso not only need to burn down the Parliament building, they need to revolt and chase out Blaise Compaore from power, what else does he want to achieve that he has not achieved after 27 years in power?

If only Thomas Sankara were still alive ....

I agree with d last paragraph

OdenigboAroli:
Oke Ada Okodu ,kezi ebe ipianyee isi ?
Anya yi.

Nwannem oooo.Anya na ibe ya.otego nnoo.efe adikebezirolu m nnoo.nya kpatalu nam aha abiakebezi ebea.nkelu?unu anokwo ofuma?

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Interested and qualified persons should forward their CVs via email to hermidagroup@yahoo.com or call 08172026826 to book an appointment.

piratedcopy: this is what happens wen u don't have to worry about ebola ;Dthis is what happens wen u don't have to worry about ebola

Lmao•nairalanders no go kill me•shebi if d guy has to worry about ebola e no go dey imitate jackson•lol

When grinding pepper and it gets into your eyes,lick salt.it works like magic so its not pure myth.I don confirm am.
When cooking with bitterleaf and you don't want to wash d bitterness out d normal way,just cut d leaves like ugu,wash d leaves like ugu and use it for cooking BUT YOU MUST NOT TALK tru out d duration of d cooking.that way d bitterleaf will taste really sweet.I never try dis one and I will NEVER try it.infact I no believe am.

EnterPRO: hmmmn ...

so laughter has actually killed someone before?

That's a very nice way to die.I dey envy d guy lolz.but seriously imagining a drunk donkey is funny and I'm already laughing.I hope I don't die ooooo

Funny rules lolz

OdenigboAroli: Nne,Olisa bu onye ebee. Nkelu ka ndibe ayi na melu? Amam na fa putasii?

Ekene dili olisa.ndi be anyi aputasigwe.mgbayali nke taa ebigwe na naija mana amam na oka bu efifia n'ebe ibi.ka osebuluwa na eduyali gi na njem niine ina eje tata oh nna.

OdenigboAroli: Oh Nwanne moooo!
Kelu offia chelu yi?
Amam na ana ebughali ife ofuma....lol

Oh nwanne mooo!ana anwa gonu.nkelu?ama m na unu noo ofuma?

emmabest2000: Udo di , Ada Amoji ji eje mba ,
@isokoba imi enu LMFAO .. ,
Have a great weekend my sis .

Hahaha.Goat said that socialising is good because it was when he visited his mother's kindred that he learned to sokoba imi enu(I don write my own ngiri igbo.lol) the first day I heard that particular adage I laughed till my tummy ached.even goat knows d importance of socialising and networking.you go fear naa,but make we suffry dey blow lie for goat head o.
Have a great weekend my brother•

A lot of sick people in d world.what is funny about a r.a.pe for crying out loud?

emmabest2000: buhahaha .... Ada OKODU kedu ka obodo di ?

Nwanne mmadu,obodo adigo ka oya adi.kedu ka ime?
Obu udi nsughari a ka ndi igbo na akpo “ngiri-igbo“

Ekwughi ekwu mere onu,anughi anu mere nti•
Ukpana okpoko gburu,obu nti chiri ya•
Ewu si na njepu amaka,maka na obu oge ojelu na ikwu nne ya ka omutara isokoba imi enu•
M na ata na abugi n'obi,ina ata n,abuchi si m anya•

jude2011: iti go aka na tipper bu aja meaning u have hit u hand na tipper bu aja

Choi!which kain translation come be dis one naa•lolz

Well,I have no opinion here.I just feel like hailing the king(omon'oba n'edo uku okpolor kpolor,oba erediauwa oba of bini):

OBA ATO KPEE..................ISEE!!!

ANAMBRA11: azuatalam idiot! EZIGBO AZU GA TA GI NA AMU

Lolz.truth is that d name is what attracted me to dis thread.what a name!

Hi,I need a trailer(s) that can transport about 600bags or rice to Kano from Lagos.any interested trailer owner should feel free to contact me on 08068311310.

My name says it all.
I missed nairaland.

Music doesn't make me sleep.as a matter of fact,music or any kind of noise worsens my sleeplessness cos I ll be distracted listening to d lyrics.
But when I'm stressed,angry,depressed,etc,d opening song of 3-idiots does it for me,never mind that I don't understand a word of it(though I ve read d translated version). the title is "behti hawa sa tha woh".I downloaded d audio to my phone for easy access.

emma_best2000: Amen too ooo , BTW Nwa Ada Amoji kedu

Nna odimma.ibu onye ebe?

Awww this is so touching.the woman is convinced that joy is hers this year.I say a big Amen to that.cute baby btw.

ifyalways: NLD is mostly a playground for me. I hardly take anyone or thing serious.

Same for me.I'm mostly here to laugh and unwind,then get updated on happenings around the world.

drnoel: agreed but u know that idiology won´t benefit those people u so rigthly mentioned cos they would loose out so in order to prevent that they would prefer the divide and rule method

That is very true and that's why I have called it a "struggle".you don't expect them to give account on their own volition.they are aware that the moment the masses stop fighting one another,they ll turn their attention to them(the politicians),therefore,they ll do all within their power to feed propaganda to the gullible.sadly the majority of the populace buy it hook,line and sinker.

Awwwww this is so beautiful.

Shir£ll£ baby:
go watch the movee''look who'z talking'' to learn more about babies ways of communication..not sure if the film still dey market oh

Oh I sooooo love that movie.I ll look it up at the internet right now.even if it is not in d market,you can download it from the internet.very funny movie.

OP you have a sense of humour.nice one.lol

Black beauty

This is too expensive a joke.

Wonders shall never end.I never thought I'd ever say this but........END TIME FAMILY.lol

ontarian: If you think that a letter by Asari Dokubo is by any means, a parameter to measure the IQ of the Ijaws and that of OBJ, the Yorubas, then you must be joking. If an Ijaw man, ibibio man, tiv man or anybody from any tribe for that matter can't rule naija, you must be one of those people who think that you and your tribe are better than others.

Truth is, every tribe has fools as well as great and wise men. No region has any form of monopoly of knowledge or stupidity.
Why are u praising your tribe while ridiculing the Ijaws?
Stop this kind of post that reduce and mock others.

We either live together as one and equal, or let those who think they are better , leave the "stupid ones" to wallow in their "stupidity".

What has the Niger Delta gained from the Federal Republic of Nigeria all these years? Nothing! What has any other region gained? Same answer, nothing.

When our leaders loot our destiny, they share it with their cronies. When they share, tribe doesn't matter. Cliques do.

OBJ was reckless with that letter. He's an elder statesman and should have treated the seat of the c-in-c with more respect and dignity, having been there twice. The people that sat on a seat before, would go a long way to determine how revered it would be in the future. If those before presido Jona were as great as they want us to believe, that seat would still be great today, no matter who sits there.

Unfortunately, in the voice of the great Fela, it is still "soja go, soja come."

I read every single word in the letter,I also read every single reply.so far,I think this is the most sensible.the common masses are killing themselves along ethnic and religious divides based on propaganda fed them by the politicians.in the end,they are in it for their personal interests.like you rightly said,when its time to share the money,it becomes a clique affair.
The earlier the masses realize that the struggle shouldn't be about tribes,regions or religion,the better for us.the earlier the masses realize that the struggle should be about Nigerians uniting as one(irrespective of region,religion or even party affiliations) and demanding accountability from PAST and PRESENT leaders,the better for us.sadly,I don't see this happening.

songhia: Febraury 13 nd proudly pisces. Located in kano. Lets hook up if ur a lady! 08184681607

You are not pisces.you are aquarius(jan 21-feb 19).happy new year.

I'm feb 12.proudly aquarius.