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Lol name checkers are in a dilemma.
On a serious note Rip to d baba.

My favorite position is CEO

I'm not understanding... No be nairalanders dey talk am? Were ile gi gua eze gi onu

j0nsn0w:
Before una judge me, we all make mistakes thats why we are humans
moved into my new flat this year march, my nebo got married december so they are still fresh in love, her husband works but his wife sells clothes and is always home, say she dey find job, while me i dey do gmail i am always at home, most times wen nepa take light she comes over to my place in the afternoon because i always on gen as per my job and nepa always they carry light for afternoon i no know why, we always chill me go dey inside room with my computer she dey parlour dey watch african magic, sometimes she go cook come sometimes she go cook for my place, the husband didn't know about this and he comes to watch football for my house weekends, so now ,

last week she wear gown come, i enter kitchen she bend down dey do something she really make sense i no go lie but i just carry wetin i wan carry push, there are only 4 flats in the compound and me and her husband dey the two flats upstairs so freedom plenty, i told myself that no matter what i won't sleep with her, sometimes when it enters my head i will invite package to clear head, so on friday na, better rain dey fall she come house i dey parlour dey watch sport news, she sat down and asked if she fit change am i say no wahala, she changed it and went to Food channel then the rain got really bad and the signal was lost, she come dey play game for phone, i carry charger enter room before devil use me, after like 20 mins person call my name, i been they type something important, i just said i am coming before i fit wrap up she open my door, oboy fear grip me, i was like you are bored abi, she say hmmm so this is the slaughter house, i just laugh, she come dey look around, i was very uncomfortable, i get two laptops, she say make she watch film na, i say ok give am the other one , she sat on my bed and was watching the movie name was (5-7) sweet film but plenty flogging inside, na so she come lie down, her yansh just set, i knew that i was finished, so i gave in finished typing and whenever someone wants to flog in the film i will climb the bed to fast forward it, she said leave it, who be small pikin, na so me lie down for bed self, devil wicked, she was cold so i give am duvie make she cover , cold wan kill me she say make i cover body, i cover, after a while we bend the screen to face both of us well and na so our body meet, her skin was so soft, i touch her back as if i was stretching she didn't react, i swear i just forget myself grab her and she didn't complain and thats how we kissed and made love , sweetest flogging ever,

now it happened again yesterday, since the thing happen i dey hide from her husband i cant look at him, sometimes nepa go take light for night i go bone stay darkness make him no know say i dey house, he calls say na wa for me , i say work grab me but na fear dey do me, now he is coming to watch football on saturday and sunday, say him go bring drinks self, my spirit is not at rest i feel very bad and the wife don love, be like say i go pack before person kill me

I ll liken this guilty conscience to:
"Adam Adam where are you? "
" my lord I heard your voice and hid myself because I'm naked".

Chai. Mark nsukabag try o.

One guy said he ll be grateful if he sees one litre of oil too. Funny people.

This is so funny. E for Ej.aculation. Hehe. Na wah o. So gone are d days when women didn't want to get this kind of exposure. In d past when guys rape gals they blackmail them by saying they ll expose pics n videos and d gals ll be running upandan. Now na d gals dey do d exposure. Hehe. In kanmi's voice "it's okay. It's okay"

Many are mad but few are roaming.

RoyalBlak007:
CRY WHEN WATCHING MOVIES

That's right. And documentaries.

U want him to face charges u should sue him. Is abia state government d judge and d prosecutor at d same time?

No I can't. Because I ll get frustrated if I try ham or they ll hit my car.

LordVarys:
http://www.economist.com/news/middle-east-and-africa/21702474-new-floating-exchange-rate-was-fixed-may-be-changing-if-you-love-it?fsrc=scn/tw/te/pe/ed/ifyouloveit

Hello op. I'm very curious. Not about this your thread o,cos it's obvious to d blind that naija is in trouble . of all d characters in game of thrones, Please why did you choose lordvarys as your moniker?

Mikelowe:
Both reminds me of Thomas Sankara and Blaise Campoare

That's right. Thomas sankara was a man of d people and had good intentions for his country. So sad d way he was killed. His burial place unknown and d killer in power for a very long time.

But why are d women looking at him like that? Especially d woman by d right.

ALAYORMII:
You will think you know all colors until some people start sending you wedding invitation; you'll see something like this:

Acid green on fushia purple or Titus silver with a little touch of Ojuelegba blue.
Brides family to wear cockroach brown with Custard yellow.

Groom's family: combination of jollof yellow with fufu white using akara gold as fila and gele

Friends: coconut white with moi moi yellow on
Agama lizard head red , other guests should wear pomo brown with a touch of onion purple and maggi yellow

I really really really hate you for making me choke on laughter this early morning . I have developed cough ever since. What kind of clown are u?

Eliteklaus:
she smokes to d core, she has join secret cult, she has join bad gang

And you have join @iamkanmi gang

GlorifiedTunde:
Once you're 16, the whites leave you to take decisions and face whatever consequences.

But in Naija, even in your matrimonial home, your mother will still come and tell you to kneel down.

OMG this is so true. I don laff tire.

Nonsense.
Unbelievably daft.

9jatatafo:
After making silly comments they always come out to deny them. Is it brain failure or what?

No. It's multiple personality disorder. His real self did not type it. It's his alter ego. That explains his utter surprise n annoyance when he saw it.

See as dem dey disgrace us online. Small time now Ghana go start e-war using this nonsense talk as missiles against us . We never recover from Kenya own o.
BTW what's it with public office holders spewing thrash one minute and denying their statements the next. Na wah o

Until I see his waec results adonbilivit.
How do I know he didn't get tired of writing waec for so many years n decided to go into agriculture?

Na wah o.police and irrelevant matters these days be like dat jacob zuma pinshure.

Incest is bad.
Btw i find this NCAN thing very very hilarious.as a matter of fact when i see crime threads i only open it to read from d name checkers.funny people

Chei!blood of nebuchadnezzar!!!

Econometrics 300 level

suzan404:
6. “Where do they stay?”





Why? Do you want to rent?

My mum own doesnt end here.i ll get biro n paper and write their house address.chai.sweet mama.

wildchild1:
Most of us belong to No7 .*covers face*


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Lol.yes i belong to number 7 but i abuse them under my breath or in my mind and afterwards i feel ok.hehe.worst case scenario i give them d bad eye when i catch up with them.hehe.

Nice.well done guys.

Hia.

Balderdash