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Phones / Re: Nokia Care @ Nigeria: by Adeboyefa(f): 6:58pm On Jan 03, 2014
Please how do I PERMANENTLY deactivate camera sounds on Nokia Asha 210? Each time I leave the camera mode and then return to it,I have to choose "camera sounds off" again.
Phones / Re: Nokia Asha 210 Camera by Adeboyefa(f): 12:59am On Jan 03, 2014
Emmanuel602: i was wondering

Yes o . Go to Nokia Store, search , download and install "BBM for Beginners".
Phones / Nokia Asha 210 Camera by Adeboyefa(f): 11:15am On Jan 02, 2014
I recently bought a Nokia Asha 210 phone. While it has built-in Whatsapp , BBM downloadable from Nokia Store ,and other advantages ,its camera sounds cannot be PERMANENTLY deactivated. Each time I leave the camera mode, I have to go to camera settings and select "camera sounds off" again. Please, does anyone know how to permanently deactivate the camera sounds?

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Fashion / Re: The Beauty Of Shea Butter(ori)(kadanya) by Adeboyefa(f): 3:42pm On Jul 03, 2013
cinammon: Well actuallly,its not as hard jus dat it doesn't melt like other butters easily but once applied,it dissolves..u cud also apply it along sides vaseline or virgin olive oil ('annointing' oil smiley)and ther u go..u'l luv ur skin in gud time

You can also melt it in a tin,pour the hot oil into vaseline and pour away the sediment. Close the vaseline cover and shake the vaseline/shea-butter mixture together. Allow to cool and you have a new cream of your own. The perfume of the vaseline will cover up any shea butter smell.
Health / Re: How Can A Short Lady Increase Her Height? by Adeboyefa(f): 9:00am On May 31, 2013
If she is still growing,tell her to eat more protein foods.

But if she is 2o years or more,she should forget it and accept herself. The grass is always greener on the other side until you get there. Many tall ladies worry about finding taller men to marry. While a tall adolescent girl can grow taller and become the world's tallest,a short girl cannot become shorter. Google search "the shortest woman in the world" and you will feel much better about yourself.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Mob Strip Lady For Indecent Dressing by Adeboyefa(f): 7:48am On May 31, 2013
babyosisi:

You need to be able to control your libido no matter how a woman dresses
That is what differentiates you from a domestic animal like a bingo
Nothing entitles you to touch a woman who did not give you permission to do so
If you are unable to control your urges,go and get locked up somewhere
It is your fault not hers
Pass on this message to others of similar mind
If adult women are to blame for indecent dressing,what about babies who are raped by perverted men,sometimes in their own homes? We read cases like that in the newspapers. A few years ago,some men raped a 6-month-old girl in South Africa after breaking into the room her parents locked her in before going out.

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Nairaland / General / Re: 3 Zimbabwean Ladies Arrested For Desecrating 124 Men In 11 Days by Adeboyefa(f): 7:33am On May 31, 2013
Adrian008: I'm not sure you guys understand the length "white" women would go to to have mixed-race children, or "naturally tanned" children. Those Tan-crazy "white" European women see tan as "Sexy." South Africa is really the only place they feel safe enough to go to in Africa. When some of them pay a visit, the Safari isn't really what's on their mind.

Are you implying that the Zimbabwean prostitutes only sell the sperm to those tanned-kids-seeking white women? There must be more to it than that.
Religion / Re: Do You Pray In Your Local Dialect? by Adeboyefa(f): 3:25am On May 28, 2013
As a Nigerian raised in Nigeria,it is easier to pray in my mother tongue rather than translate into English. After all,God accepts all languages equally.
Jokes Etc / Re: 30 Advantages Of Being A Woman! by Adeboyefa(f): 6:33pm On May 17, 2013
Boboayuze: Well, I may decide 2 or 3 wives under d same. I challenge any woman 2 try having 2 or 3 husband under same roof without causin a WWW3

1."If you have two pencils,the Devil will help you use one". Polygamists end up raising other men's children with theirs. Look at how many of MKO Abiola's children failed the DNA test.

2. A polygamist gets pulled in all directions by the different love potions he has been fed.

3. A polygamist becomes everybody's business which is nobody's business.

4. Even though a woman is not socially allowed to have 2 husbands,she can have secret affairs and fool her husband into raising other men's children. A woman will always know a stepchild apart from her own child.
Jokes Etc / Re: 30 Advantages Of Being A Woman! by Adeboyefa(f): 6:15pm On May 17, 2013
SvS: not sure if anyonw has posted this b4
1. We got off the titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls,and are nice to us when we blow up our computers

3. Our boyfriend's clothes makes us look gorgeous.Guys look lik complete idiots in ours

4. We can be groupies.Male groupies are stalkers

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure of a computer game

7. Taxis stop for us

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance

9. We dont look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10.Free drinks,free dinners free movies, (you get the point)

11.We can hug our friends without wondering if We're gay

12.New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life

13.We can hug our friends wthout without wondering if she thinks we're gay

14.It's posible to live our whole life without ever taking a group shower

15.We dont have to fart to amuse ourselves

16.If we forget to shave,no one has to know

17.We can congratulate our team mate without ever touching her butt

18.if we have a zit,we know how to conceal it

19.We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there

20.If we're dumb,some pple will still find it cute

21.We dont have to memorize caddyshack or fletch to fit in

22.We have the ability to dress ourselves

23.We can talk to pple of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked

24.If we marry someone 20 years younger,were aware that we look lik an idiot

25.Our friends wont think were weird if we ask whether there is spinach in our teeth

26.There are times really when chocolate can solve all our problems

27.We'll never regret piercing our ears

28.We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes

29.We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark

30.We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get outof being lost is asking for directions

31. A woman can never be fooled into raising someone else's child by a cheating partner. A man can reject his own child and accept someone else's out of ignorance.

32. A woman can admire a man without being given away by her groin.
Jokes Etc / Re: 30 Advantages Of Being A Woman! by Adeboyefa(f): 6:05pm On May 17, 2013
Ayolawal: men there is no adv in been a lady, you would have to go thur labour shocked lipsrsealed

The consolation is that a woman can never be fooled into raising someone else's child. A man can reject his own child and accept someone else's child out of ignorance. That is Advantage 31 for a woman. A man has to be reminded or assured of the paternity of "his child" by naming the child after him.
Jokes Etc / Re: 30 Advantages Of Being A Woman! by Adeboyefa(f): 6:00pm On May 17, 2013
Ayolawal: men there is no adv in been a lady, you would have to go thur labour shocked lipsrsealed

The consolation is that a woman can never be fooled into raising someone else's child. That is Advantage 31.
Culture / Re: Tribal Marks Across Africa by Adeboyefa(f): 6:50am On May 07, 2013
Tribal marks make you an easy target in inter-tribal conflicts. If you don't have the marks,you can easily claim to be from a neutral tribe.
Romance / Re: 10 Foolish Things To Avoid On Facebook. by Adeboyefa(f): 11:53pm On May 04, 2013
ARES:
Really? U really thought u did them a favour by being friends on facebook....pls dont flatter ur self.

One thing i like about Facebook is the provision for cancelling friend requests. I only send requests to people i am close to in the real world but people can be funny. A classmate may decide to ignore your request. I usually go to the bottom of the person's profile page and click CANCEL FRIEND REQUEST after a week or two of sending the request. That way,he will have one less friend request on his page.If he/she has a rethink,he will be the one to send a friend request to me. That is how to turn the table on such people.
Romance / Re: Are SS & Igbo Women More Beautiful Than Yoruba Women? by Adeboyefa(f): 8:44am On May 04, 2013
In these days of inter-tribal breeding and disappearance of tribal marks,how do you tell Yorubas and Ibos apart by physical appearance? All blacks look alike. Only languages and cultures differ.

I have met Ibos of various shapes,sizes,complexions and facial features in the university. Tell me one "distinguishing" Ibo feature and I will show you one Ibo who lacks it and one Yoruba who has it.

About the beauty aspect,if Ibo women are always more beautiful than Yoruba women,why do many Ibo men marry outside their tribe? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Nobody is beautiful enough to attract everybody or ugly enough to attract nobody.

TEST: Is the woman in this picture an Ibo,Yoruba or some other African tribe? Give a reason for your answer.

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