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Even if all ladies become "marriage material" @ 18, are there enough men to marry them in this monogamous age? That's why there are so many single mothers out there. After age 25, many ladies give birth to avoid fibroids ,whether the man is ready to marry them or not.

LARRYDKING: nope, i didn't say so, i only said since the criteria for admitting into fed unis is very tough, i expect most to graduate with first class and 2.1 even if the ones in the state schs can't graduate with high CGPA due to their various 'mago mago' way of entry.

Since admission to federal universities is tough, you can expect their examination and marking processes to be also tougher than those of state and private universities. Overcrowded lecture rooms and hostels (due to the cheaper school fees) also stress the students. I am speaking from experience.

Each school has its own standard and consequently its own best and last students. How can everybody have First Class and 2'1 in ANY sane school, unless the lecturers take bribes?

NYSC 2014 BATCH ‘C’ ONLINE REGISTRATION OF LOCAL AND FOREIGN-TRAINED NIGERIAN PROSPECTIVE CORPS MEMBERS AND PRINTING OF CALL-UP LETTERS
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*.All Prospective Corps Members are required to register online at the NYSC portal, www.nysc.org.ng or portal.nysc.gov.ng or go to www.nysc.gov.ng to link the portal. Please note that information on accredited registration centres nationwide is available on the home page www.nysc.org.ng.

*.All graduates from Nigerian Universities, Polytechnics/Monotechnics and those affiliated to them (whether full-time or part-time) are expected to carry out their biometric-enabled online registration using their Matriculation Numbers and JAMB Registration Numbers. Also, those for Revalidation (i.e. prospective corps members who were mobilized earlier but for one reason or the other could not report for the orientation course) must equally register online.

*.All prospective corps members are to register online. Those who wish to get their Call-up numbers by SMS/email and subsequently print their Call-up letters online are to pay the sum of ₦4,000 using any Bank’s Automated Teller Machine (ATM) Cards or the PIN Vending option from any bank in Nigeria.

*.The feature allows them to print and reprint their call-up letters online in case of loss of call-up letters and also facilitates accelerated camp processing at the Orientation camps.

*.However, those who wish to collect their call-up letters from their Institution need not pay the ₦4,000 after the online registration. Meanwhile, members of the public should know that with effect from 2015 Batch ‘A’ ,all prospective Corps members have to print their Call-up letters online.

*.The online registration for NYSC 2014 Batch ‘C’ service will commence on 20th August, 2014 and end on 12th October, 2014.

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MockingBird: Hello, Pls I need help and reasonable solution to reduce my recharge card cost to my girlfriend. I'm in a distant relationship and I need to be talking to my girl everyday as I'm in Abuja and she is Lagos. We are so close and so fond of each other that we can gist for hours on a stretch. Sometimes I end up borrowing credit from MTN only to finish it on her again, she would do the same until even her borrowed credit is finished too. This is straining my finances as I need to load at least N400 recharge card every day to talk to her. She also buys recharge card to talk to me constantly as we both are working.

This everyday buying of at least N400 recharge card is putting a hole in my pocket, so I was wondering, is there any way I can reduce my call cost to her. Pls note, both of us are committed to the relationship and we cannot afford to compromise on our everyday communication as this is what keeps us glued together. Pls if you have any solution out there I would be grateful to even pay for such. Thanks

Reduce your phone calls and communicate more via WhatsApp, BBM, Facebook, email,etc. WhatsApp is free for the 1st year and costs $0.99 per annum later. You can write a 4-page email for N10 or less.

Call each other briefly to confirm that the other person is alive and well, has seen your email/message,etc. Or you can call free between 12 am and 4 am on weekends ,when you won't have to wake up early to go to work.

mayapop: If he doesn't let you go through his phone all of a sudden; that nigga is cheating

Only a naive cheat would prevent you from touching his phone.


A "smart" cheat will give you full access to his phone, give you the passwords to his Facebook,Twitter,email,etc accounts. He will let you pick his calls and read his messages (text, WhatsApp, Facebook,email),etc. But he can contact the other woman through an extra email address you never knew existed, without having her number,messages,etc on his phone , and he will only sign in to that email account at work.

An extra Facebook account will be exposed when he starts showing up on your PEOPLE YOU MAY KNOW list as a friend of friend, or when you join the same group and he posts something. But an email account will remain hidden.

* I'm not endorsing cheating but there's need for trust in a relationship. You can't police anybody unless he/she decides to be faithful to you.

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Guys have been using and dumping girls from time immemorial. Until you are financially capable of rearing at least one child on your own,keep away from sex. That way,you won't have to abort if a man dumps you with a pregnancy.

Single motherhood is not the end of the world. Some financially-capable women still abort after a break-up because they don't want to become single mothers. Many of them get married later and search fruitlessly for the fruit of the womb. Let's get smart ,ladies.

No man can feel safe around a woman who agreed to kill her own child. What is the guarantee that another man will not convince you to kill him? Besides, he will have concerns about your fertility. If he thinks the baby isn't his, are you not sure it is yours?

Please how do I PERMANENTLY deactivate camera sounds on Nokia Asha 210? Each time I leave the camera mode and then return to it,I have to choose "camera sounds off" again.

Emmanuel602: i was wondering

Yes o . Go to Nokia Store, search , download and install "BBM for Beginners".

I recently bought a Nokia Asha 210 phone. While it has built-in Whatsapp , BBM downloadable from Nokia Store ,and other advantages ,its camera sounds cannot be PERMANENTLY deactivated. Each time I leave the camera mode, I have to go to camera settings and select "camera sounds off" again. Please, does anyone know how to permanently deactivate the camera sounds?

cinammon: Well actuallly,its not as hard jus dat it doesn't melt like other butters easily but once applied,it dissolves..u cud also apply it along sides vaseline or virgin olive oil ('annointing' oil )and ther u go..u'l luv ur skin in gud time

You can also melt it in a tin,pour the hot oil into vaseline and pour away the sediment. Close the vaseline cover and shake the vaseline/shea-butter mixture together. Allow to cool and you have a new cream of your own. The perfume of the vaseline will cover up any shea butter smell.

If she is still growing,tell her to eat more protein foods.

But if she is 2o years or more,she should forget it and accept herself. The grass is always greener on the other side until you get there. Many tall ladies worry about finding taller men to marry. While a tall adolescent girl can grow taller and become the world's tallest,a short girl cannot become shorter. Google search "the shortest woman in the world" and you will feel much better about yourself.

babyosisi: You need to be able to control your libido no matter how a woman dresses
That is what differentiates you from a domestic animal like a bingo
Nothing entitles you to touch a woman who did not give you permission to do so
If you are unable to control your urges,go and get locked up somewhere
It is your fault not hers
Pass on this message to others of similar mind

If adult women are to blame for indecent dressing,what about babies who are raped by perverted men,sometimes in their own homes? We read cases like that in the newspapers. A few years ago,some men raped a 6-month-old girl in South Africa after breaking into the room her parents locked her in before going out.

Adrian008: I'm not sure you guys understand the length "white" women would go to to have mixed-race children, or "naturally tanned" children. Those Tan-crazy "white" European women see tan as "Sexy." South Africa is really the only place they feel safe enough to go to in Africa. When some of them pay a visit, the Safari isn't really what's on their mind.

Are you implying that the Zimbabwean prostitutes only sell the sperm to those tanned-kids-seeking white women? There must be more to it than that.

As a Nigerian raised in Nigeria,it is easier to pray in my mother tongue rather than translate into English. After all,God accepts all languages equally.

Boboayuze: Well, I may decide 2 or 3 wives under d same. I challenge any woman 2 try having 2 or 3 husband under same roof without causin a WWW3

1."If you have two pencils,the Devil will help you use one". Polygamists end up raising other men's children with theirs. Look at how many of MKO Abiola's children failed the DNA test.

2. A polygamist gets pulled in all directions by the different love potions he has been fed.

3. A polygamist becomes everybody's business which is nobody's business.

4. Even though a woman is not socially allowed to have 2 husbands,she can have secret affairs and fool her husband into raising other men's children. A woman will always know a stepchild apart from her own child.

SvS: not sure if anyonw has posted this b4
1. We got off the titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls,and are nice to us when we blow up our computers

3. Our boyfriend's clothes makes us look gorgeous.Guys look lik complete idiots in ours

4. We can be groupies.Male groupies are stalkers

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure of a computer game

7. Taxis stop for us

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance

9. We dont look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10.Free drinks,free dinners free movies, (you get the point)

11.We can hug our friends without wondering if We're gay

12.New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life

13.We can hug our friends wthout without wondering if she thinks we're gay

14.It's posible to live our whole life without ever taking a group shower

15.We dont have to fart to amuse ourselves

16.If we forget to shave,no one has to know

17.We can congratulate our team mate without ever touching her butt

18.if we have a zit,we know how to conceal it

19.We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there

20.If we're dumb,some pple will still find it cute

21.We dont have to memorize caddyshack or fletch to fit in

22.We have the ability to dress ourselves

23.We can talk to pple of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked

24.If we marry someone 20 years younger,were aware that we look lik an idiot

25.Our friends wont think were weird if we ask whether there is spinach in our teeth

26.There are times really when chocolate can solve all our problems

27.We'll never regret piercing our ears

28.We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes

29.We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark

30.We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get outof being lost is asking for directions

31. A woman can never be fooled into raising someone else's child by a cheating partner. A man can reject his own child and accept someone else's out of ignorance.

32. A woman can admire a man without being given away by her groin.

Ayolawal: men there is no adv in been a lady, you would have to go thur labour

The consolation is that a woman can never be fooled into raising someone else's child. A man can reject his own child and accept someone else's child out of ignorance. That is Advantage 31 for a woman. A man has to be reminded or assured of the paternity of "his child" by naming the child after him.

Ayolawal: men there is no adv in been a lady, you would have to go thur labour

The consolation is that a woman can never be fooled into raising someone else's child. That is Advantage 31.

Tribal marks make you an easy target in inter-tribal conflicts. If you don't have the marks,you can easily claim to be from a neutral tribe.

ARES: Really? U really thought u did them a favour by being friends on facebook....pls dont flatter ur self.

One thing i like about Facebook is the provision for cancelling friend requests. I only send requests to people i am close to in the real world but people can be funny. A classmate may decide to ignore your request. I usually go to the bottom of the person's profile page and click CANCEL FRIEND REQUEST after a week or two of sending the request. That way,he will have one less friend request on his page.If he/she has a rethink,he will be the one to send a friend request to me. That is how to turn the table on such people.

In these days of inter-tribal breeding and disappearance of tribal marks,how do you tell Yorubas and Ibos apart by physical appearance? All blacks look alike. Only languages and cultures differ.

I have met Ibos of various shapes,sizes,complexions and facial features in the university. Tell me one "distinguishing" Ibo feature and I will show you one Ibo who lacks it and one Yoruba who has it.

About the beauty aspect,if Ibo women are always more beautiful than Yoruba women,why do many Ibo men marry outside their tribe? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Nobody is beautiful enough to attract everybody or ugly enough to attract nobody.

TEST: Is the woman in this picture an Ibo,Yoruba or some other African tribe? Give a reason for your answer.