₦airaland Forum

ronald4lif:
She's responsible for her predicament. You don't go about telling a man how many people you've slept with. It's not anyone's business.

Only God can handle and forgive such confessions. You don't have to claim to be a virgin @ 35 , but why admit 43 men?


Admitting more than 2 men to a new man is a recipe for disaster. Our society doesn't accept equal sexual freedom for men and women. "Tess of the D'Urbervilles" (by Thomas Hardy) was abandoned by her husband after telling him her past against her mother's advice who said "I did not tell your father everything (about my past)".

A popular church song says:
"Have you sins that to men's eyes are hidden?
Tell it to Jesus alone".

clemmonce:
...The winner of the contest, who is a serving National Youth Service Corps (NYSC) member in Bayelsa State, urged single ladies to strive not to lose their virginity despite all the lures and pressures even as she counselled those that lost theirs not to wallow in shame and regret but to resolve to begin to live life of chastity...

http://www.ngrguardiannews.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=113448:nysc-member-wins-car-fornmaintaining-virginity-till-marriage-&catid=3:metro&Itemid=558

Na true o. Every woman can be found a virgin like this if she can abstain for just one year, even after 6 children. Non-virgins can carry out this experiment and check-up with a mirror to verify my claims.

OgologoDimkpa:
AregbeRascal, pay workers their salaries.
A hungry man is an angry man

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Thank God his partyman is now elected President. No more PDP-Federal-Govt-has-cut-my-allocation excuses. Hope he pays the pensions too and completes the Gbongan-Osogbo expressway so that long vehicles going to Osogbo from Ibadan (or vice versa) will stop competing with okadas on township roads in Gbongan.

What else did you expect? Shekau sees both Jonathan and Buhari as infidels. (www.punchng.com/news/jonathan-buhari-are-infidels-says-shekau/)


Trouble continues after May 29, unless God intervenes.

Revolva:
story! Na who tell you say a man can't get a woman pregnant even if he dey 60 years? It's possible. ..

He can, even @ 100, though a DNA test may say otherwise later. (Even a woman may not know the true father of her child if she is wayward or gang-raped.)

Women will stop lying when a 40-year-old man is ready to marry a 32-year-old woman without saying she is too old and going for teenagers, like Yerima.


Imagine a 32-year-old woman dumped after a 7-year-old courtship and now being discriminated against by other men because of her age. Does she kill off her ex's new woman and use juju to get him back? Isn't it better to go for another man (even if she has to lie)?

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And you men too, most of you reduce your ages on your CVs, and claim to be single on Facebook after 10 years of marriage and 4 children.

He's probably thinking:


"At last I will be free from Nigerians' insults over Boko Haram and the Chibok girls after May 29. Let's see whether Buhari clamps down on Boko and whether he would tolerate those silly jokes and cartoons..."

Congrats, Mrs.....

Pls post your wedding pix with your husband's full names, occupation, hometown,etc so that other Nairaland spinsters will keep away. Some married men with kids claim to be single on Facebook, 2go, etc and deceive other ladies into relationships.

By the way, have you checked your husband's online profiles?

These women are just wasting their money.


Even without using any cream, a broken hymen heals after about 1 year of abstinence. The lady can then decide whether to tell the new guy her past or not.

Trousers are good for covering spotty legs. Skirts are for flaunting hot legs.

Trousers are for buxom ladies. Slim ladies are better off in skirts and gowns or they will look like men.

*Consider your figure before making your choice. Nothing stops you from wearing knickers under your skirt.

Go and see him privately and beg him to tell you the trick so you can monitor your wife. You'll then know how to block him from tracking you.

ZACHIE:
The Luck of the first family is open to judgement.
Is it Goodluck or Badluck?

Goodluck to them at the expense of their supporters. Remember Alams (ex-Bayelsa governor), Yaradua, and now many hapless ordinary Nigerians. May God help us.

EverestdeBliu:
Super story...Buhari no get saphi-ticket,be sey he nor get am...all diz wan nah scam. Naija shine ur eyes.
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Is this the cHanGe?...Forgery and lies?

Yes, it is the CHANGE (of government), not CHANGE FOR THE BETTER. They are very "smart",aren't they?

1. 2015 Batch A pre-mobilization workshop =17th – 19th December,2014.

2. Briefing/Sensitization of final year students and prospective corps members =19th – 23rd January, 2015

3. Display of list of all approved programmes for institutions on NYSC portal for cross-checking = 1st – 15th February, 2015.

4. Submission/Uploading of Senate/Academic Board Approved Result and Revalidation Lists by CPIs =16th – 21st February, 2015.

5. On-line Registration by Foreign and Locally trained Nigerian Graduates =2nd March – 4th April, 2015.

6. Notification to prospective Corps Members on their mobilization status =13th – 14th April, 2015.

7. Delivery of print-outs to CPIS. =15th – 17th April, 2015.

8. Verification of Complaints from prospective Corps Members in all NYSC state secretariats/FCT = 17th – 18th April, 2015.

9. Submission of Marital/Ill-health cases by CPIs. = 20th – 22nd April, 2015.

10. Notification for on-line printing of call-up letters = 27th April, 2015.

11. Delivery of call-up letters to CPIs = 27th – 29th April, 2015.

12. On-line printing of call-up letters by Prospective Corps Members/Collection of call-up letters in the schools. = 27th April – 4th May, 2015.

13. 2015 Batch A Orientation Course = 5th – 26th May, 2015.

(Source:
http://nysc.gov.ng/mob-timetable/2015/2015a.php).

Just as Namadi Sambo said his certificates got burnt.




You don't need a degree certificate to contest for the presidency; school cert is enough. So why claim to have a certificate you can't present? I hate all liars! A liar will destroy Nigeria if voted into power.

Where are the photocopies of their certificates? They did not graduate last year so they can't claim their certificates were not yet ready.

Just as Namadi Sambo said his certificates got burnt.




You don't need a degree certificate to contest for the presidency; school cert is enough. So why claim to have a certificate you can't present? I hate all liars! A liar will destroy Nigeria if voted into power.

mayorsweet:
Every disappointment is a blessing in disguise, bro...'may' is not all dat far too...It's for our own good (safety)

Are you afraid of post-election violence(like that of 2011) after the Feb 2015 elections? Things will have settled down by May.

Augustbreak:
If she wants to keep in touch with exes,breaking sim won't stop her. She will find a way of doing so.After all, he doesn't follow her everywhere.Marriage is about trust joor.For the sake of peace,break it if its o.k with you.It's just sim..In the days of our mothers,there was no phone

What of her Facebook,email,etc accounts? Even if she unfriends all her male Facebook friends, can't she contact them by an extra email address he never knew about?

Men and jealousy.

That's where some smartphones beat computers.

There is a way out for you. Most QWERTY phones have a Sym key on their keyboards. To type with tonal marks , press and hold the Sym key with one finger while using the other finger to press the letter of the alphabet until you get the right tonal mark on the letter of the alphabet. Ṣó ti yé ọ? (Do you understand?).

Type your project into your email box with your phone as several drafts. If your phone doesn't have Microsoft Word, use a laptop or café computer to sign in to your email box, copy those drafts with CTRL+A, paste them into a Microsoft Word document and then save the document. You can upload the MS document as an email attachment for safe storage in case your Flash drive misbehaves.

She's no worse than Rahab the harlot , who later became the ancestress of Jesus Christ (Matthew 1:1-6).


I hope she has genuinely repented, though,with the photos posted here. I don't think she should boast about her dirty past, unless she wants to get married to a love-vendor or mislead young girls. Serious men would be scared away by her story.

As from Batch A 2015, all prospective corps members will have no choice but to pay ₦4 000 to print their call-up letters online. Batch C 2014 members in the house, how did you go about paying if you printed your letters online? I need full details of the procedure using ATM cards or PIN-vending option. Thanks in advance.

The fastest way to lose your virginity is to tell a guy you're still a virgin. He will want to confirm it at all costs. Besides, many ritualists prefer virgins and some HIV-positive men believe sleeping with a virgin will cure them.



If you tell a guy you are not a virgin, he will question your no-sex-before-marriage stance as if you have nothing to keep after losing your virginity.



May God help us.

korel9:
I'm an amateur but I'll load my little and old works later.
You just stirred up something in me guys.

*modified
Just found out the disc where I had my designs saved is damaged and my files (designs) in it are not retrievable.

Sorry to hear that. Next time you draw, save and send as an email attachment (to your other email address) for better safekeeping. This way, if your disc crashes, you can SCAN AND DOWNLOAD the Corel Draw document. Learnt this trick while writing my final-year project.

wristwatch:
SMS or mail?

Can't you read "reply CONFIRMED to this email"?

noordean:
i tink av bin seeing u in c'14 b4,rit?

What's new in that? He must have registered online for C'14 but wasn't mobilised due to some hiccups at the school level. Same for me too.

Does it have Microsoft Office? Phones are easier to carry around than laptops.

Congrats on our Ebola-free award. But the FG should monitor all our 1,500 illegal border routes to prevent more people from Liberia & co from coming in "for better health care", to quote Patrick Sawyer's widow.

faceit:
Why laminate call up letter now? It will be collected from you at the camp . Just make sure you photocopy it.

In addition,scan it @ a cafe and upload it to your email box ( for future downloading and reprinting in case you lose your photocopies) even before getting to the orientation camp.

Possible causes are:

1. Junk food, lack of exercise, weight gain after childbirth.

2. Fibroids (which usually develop in women who have not given birth after age 25).

How many of you can correctly identify a virgin woman? Virginity can be faked nowadays. Google FAKE VIRGINITY.

Rexxie:
if u wanna adopt,then thats not ur baby..when go forartificial insermination(are u that sterile?),its still da same process of some rough rod banging n screwing da hell outta ur brains n making u scream;its still da lumberjack disgorging n dislodging all da bolts,nuts n balances making u go so 360..so common suzzie,quit playing da self deception card,it portrays ur arsse as da lying serpent.

She said she can have a child without a husband,not without a man. All men are ready for sex,but few are ready for marriage. What if she is ready to rear the child on her own as a single mum?

If you are based in Sokoto but graduated from UniPort, 4k will not be enough to travel to and fro and collect your call-up letter from your school . But if your base is less than 2OO km from your school,you have a right to complain about the 4k.