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Op, you are indeed Pastor Lucifer, as you named yourself.

Agriculture is the planting of crops and rearing of animals. Even if there are enough white-collar jobs to go round and we all get 6-digit salaries, we would all starve without agriculture. Imagine getting to the market and meeting only fellow salary earners but no food to buy. The farmer-herdsmen clashes are therefore highly unfortunate and should be eradicated before everybody runs to Libya. How will young people be encouraged to stay here and farm in an atmosphere of danger?

There is an easy solution to the problem. Cattle are reared in ranches in developed countries and they produce more meat and milk than our cattle.

The money used for buying AK-47 rifles should be used to buy lawn mowers, fuel (to power them) and trucks (for transporting grass). Herdsmen should leave their cattle in ranches and go around in trucks with mowers to cut weeds and grasses, pile them into their vehicles and transport them to their cattle. For example, school football fields and the space between the lanes of dual carriageways across Nigeria contain plenty of grass to be mowed for cattle. (Herding cattle across expressways to eat the grass can obstruct traffic and cause terrible accidents). I'm sure all these cost less than an AK-47 rifle.

Who will not be pleased at finding his farm (or house surroundings) weeded free of charge without a single crop trampled or eaten? (The herdsmen will also be getting free grass in return). On the other hand, cattle bred in one place put on more flesh and produce more milk (like European cows) than cows herded around which burn up what they eat as they walk about from place to place. They will also be better guarded in ranches against cattle rustlers than in the open forests. So it is a win-win situation for both parties.


Only humans can differentiate between crops and weeds; cows and other animals can't. No matter how much you beat them into order,some of them will still eat or trample on crops.

We need both meat and crops in this country. Let's put on our thinking caps and prove to Donald Trump that we are not a "shithole country".

The Number 1 reason why men hardly forgive cheating women is the uncertainty of paternity.


A woman is always able to differentiate her child from her stepchild, even if she doesn't know who the father is. Therefore, it is easier for her to forgive infidelity. But a man will be like, "Which of the children are mine? "

tigerex27:
Bloating of the stomach
CAUSES OF BLOATING
We make use of the acronym five F's which stands for;
-Fats(being overweight).
-Feaces(constipation).
-Flatus(wind or flatulence).
-Fluid(in the abdominal cavity).
-Foetus(as a result of being pregnant).
The aforementioned 5F's are the major causes of bloating,
Fats/Diet: As a result of energy imbalance between calories consumed and calories expended it can cause a bee-line straight for our stomach and this tendency increases as one becomes older ,sometimes it is often nutritious foods that could be the cause of a little air in your tummy.E.g. consuming beans,cabbage,carrots can lead to bloating of the stomach.Also,intake of smoothie all the time like apples,watermelon,pears and mangoes have a high ratio of fructose to glucose.This can cause gas and bloating in the estimated one in three people who has difficulty digesting fructose.If you experience bloating after taken such smoothie flavours.Not too worry because you can switch to fruits with more balanced fructose-glucose ratio such as banana and blueberries etc.

Feaces: Constipation is caused as a result of use or refined food and people engaging in less exercise.Due to our work pressure,most people find it difficulty to workout so as to remove toxic substances from the body thereby making us prone to constipation. Women for some reasons are more likely to be constipated than men.If one is been constipated it tends to increase the amount of gas in the digestive tract which in turn causes a bloated stomach.

Flatus:This is the presence of gas in our stomach which may occur naturally or due to the food we eat like beans or onion etc.There are many reasons for this but the key factors are usually a combination of food intolerance and a disturbance of bacteria flora in the gut.Therefore,if you are experiencing any symptom that worries you, ensure you seek medical advice.

Fluid: When one stomach is bloated as a result of fluid in the abdomen it is a big concern of a serious health problem and a medical attention needs to be seek because the presence of fluid in the stomach is a sign of any of the following health problems;heart problems.liver problems.cancer and all what not.

Foetus: If you notice a rise or gradual swelling of the tummy having missed your period consider the possibility that you could be pregnant and this comes with hormonal changes like slow movement of food in the body which may give rise for bloating and constipation.

6. Fibroids [and its cousins like ovarian cysts]

My old Whatsapp number's SIM was stolen with my phone. I have since created another account with another SIM on another phone.

Is it possible to access the former account or merge it to the new account? Please suggest any app that may help. I am using an Android phone.

This is what I got from Donharrie.

JOKE OF THE DAY: Every wedding has objectors. Nobody is perfect. There is no wedding that doesn't have objectors. Every married couple was just lucky that none of the objectors heard of their wedding plans until it was too late. Wedding banns are normally proclaimed in churches or pasted on registry notice boards. Also, the couple-to-be would give out their invitation cards (which include only their surnames and other names but no photos) to their friends , co-workers, etc about a month or two in advance. Imagine a prospective groom or bride posting the notice in the photo below on Facebook 2 months to the wedding date. I'm sure the couple's Facebook inboxes will be full of objections within a week. There is no adult male or female who has not broken some hearts before getting married. Even a virgin couple would have offended some people in other ways (e.g. by turning down their advances) and would be lied against , using a pseudonym Facebook account.

Pregnant sex doll? May it give birth safely. Please invite me to the naming ceremony.

Now I know that Fulani herdsmen and Boko Haram have the same sponsors and patrons. How can Fulani herdsmen operate in Adamawa without being attacked by Boko Haram? They are both agents of depopulation, believe me.

pedestal82:
Why would your friend be sending this to you to tell her what it is used for.
Some people think an internet enabled fone is only for fb and Twitter. She could not just google and find out what the contents written are used for.
This drug can sometimes be used for hepatitis treatment also. Not just HIV.

Hepatitis C can also be contracted through unprotected sex.

Mologi:
A minute silence for his anus**

An hour's silence for his female roommates' bodies. His type will soon give camp soldiers the excuse to check people's private parts before hostel allocation.

sarrki:
East will not also be spared

You always wish the west evil

Evil will not depart the land that wish us evil

They keep forgetting that :

1. The Southeast is very close to the Northeast geographically.
2. Igbos love living and investing in other regions. That's why they didn't want to leave the North.

kimbraa:
Single but not searching 'cause I'm in a relationship.

You are no longer single once you are in a relationship. "Single " means "not married or in a relationship ",according to the latest dictionary editions. If you are dating somebody, you are unmarried but not single. That's why the Op's picture listed "Single"
and "in a relationship " as separate options.

Madam,

You will only end up achieving one or more of these things :

1. Your husband will be sacked or demoted for unprofessional conduct.
2. He will beat you up or even divorce you for exposing him online.
3. The other woman's husband will see the pics and divorce her,freeing her to marry your husband.


Why didn't you confront your husband? You didn't even blame him online. You blamed only the woman,like the Pharisees who wanted to stone an adulteress to death while letting her sin partner escape . You could also have sent these pics to her in a Facebook message warning her off your husband and threatening to expose her next time.

PapiNigga:
The young lady's 'before meets after' transformation photo has got the media buzzing as online users are left in shock over her missing tribal marks.

the MUA deserves an Oscar tho...

http://www.lubeynaija.com/2017/08/is-fraud-media-react-to-lady-make-up.html?m=1

Cc: Lalasticlala

Either she used a heavy dose of foundation to cover the tribal marks or the tribal marks were made with eye pencil (and are therefore easily erasable).

[color=#000099][/color]Are you telling me that Apostle Paul is irresponsible? He lived well beyond 35 (unlike Jesus who died at 33) and was single (1 Corinthians 7).

Are you telling me that Apostle Paul is irresponsible? He lived well beyond 35 (unlike Jesus who died at 33) and was single (1 Corinthians 7). Are you telling me that Apostle Paul is irresponsible? He lived well beyond 35 (unlike Jesus who died at 33) and was single (1 Corinthians 7). Are you telling me that Apostle Paul is irresponsible? He lived well beyond 35 (unlike Jesus who died at 33) and was single (1 Corinthians 7).

When will Buhari defeat Boko Haram the way he defeated Chadian invaders ?

HajimeSaito:
If indeed you are Jewish, why are you black while other Jews are White and why do you worship Amadioha and other gods instead of Yahweh?

2. "I will put enmity between you and the woman,and between your seed and hers. He will bruise your head and you will bruise his heel", said God . If Igbos are descendants of Eve, why do they preserve snakes alive and even punish people who kill snakes in their area,e.g. Idemili and Ihiala LGAs of Anambra State?

ESDKING:
Ok.Now every igbo man should do the needful.
If anything happens to you, my dear you committed suicide.

Afonjas are rejoicing because they are ignorant of what is about to happen.
Indeed, ignorance is a disease.
@boki no sabi who b Igbo, Yoruba,ijaw, Efik. Southerners are southerners to them.

YOLICOM's call for Oduduwa Republic has even dragged Yorùbá people into the matter already .

NwaAmaikpe:



Uncles love to put their nose all up in their niece's business.
They are even more inquisitive than a jealous boyfriend.


The nosy uncle just put sand in somebody's garri.

Aren't you happy the girl was rescued? Or are you one of the woman's accomplices?

donestk:
NCEF recommends that Sambisa Forest should be given to the Fulani herdsmen.

Why not? Boko Haram has been flushed out of Sambisa Forest and the Forest is bigger than Enugu State. This is better than driving cattle into Southerners' farms and heating up the polity.

This is what a smart first child with many siblings should do :

1. Train the immediate younger sibling and let him train the next one, 3rd trains 4th, 4th trains 5th, etc. This won't burden anyone. If you train all your younger siblings before marriage, some of them will be having children before you finish training the youngest one and you will be expected to train their children as well, especially if their baby papas or baby mamas abandon them .

2. If you want to marry early, move away from home and send the money you can afford into their bank accounts. Else, they will keep scaring away all your potential spouses . You even have to do a registry wedding if they keep disapproving of everyone you bring home.

A woman must get married on time, even if her immediate younger sibling's education is slow. Help them from afar (by paying into their bank accounts) once you are ready to get married.

sinaj:
She followed him to secure her territory

I hope you know that Sumbo is happily married to a pastor, so she is no longer a threat to Annie's marriage (unlike Pero, who is still single after 3 kids for 2face). That's why they are so friendly.

enoqueen:
Annie is cool with her cos she is married.

She can't stand the other lady.

That is why "the other lady" (Pero) wasn't invited or chose not to attend. Where is she?

burticious:
And at the top end.. Tubaba empire belongs to his sons.. This life Sha.. As Annie no come born male.. He go dey pain am like wtf

Not if she plays her cards right. Whatever he has deposited into her personal account or bought in her name belongs to her alone, sons or no sons.

Montaza:
Nawa oo..."cheater" ko "cheetah" ni

There is no such thing as a "cheater" in standard English. A person who cheats is a CHEAT.

So you still prefer Borno State to your Igbo land in spite of the incessant bombings (especially University of Maiduguri)? How can Boko Haram , which kills Northern Muslims, spare you even if you pacify the reasonable Northerners to let you stay?

Forget your investments and go back home. Run for your lives and don't look back. Remember Lot's wife.

All these suicide bombers are fools. Why hasn't Shekau blown himself up (or send a member of his family on a suicide mission) in order to claim those 70 virgins? Religion is the opium of some people.

Since she has stubbornly attended widows' meetings and you are afraid, why don't you divorce her so that she will become someone else's widow, not yours?

Have you forgotten that "Charity begins from home"? Buhari is first greeting his fellow Hausa Muslims before greeting the rest of Nigeria. Other Nigerians, please wait for your turn.

MDsambo:
But how could a lady pay the bride price? I thought ladies pay the dowry while gentlemen pay the bride price?

There is a big difference between bride price and dowry

She probably gave him money to go and pay her bride price to her parents. Bride prices are often high in her region so she probably got tired of waiting for Mr I-can-pay-it-all and decided to help this suitor out before he runs for his dear life like the earlier ones.

Since the money was paid to HER parents, it is still bride price.