₦airaland Forum

"Irresponsibility " na the second name
of African leaders..




The cost of this vehicle can pay 25O
graduates N6Ok/ month for one full year..

Tufiakwa!!

Credit where credit is due.

Nice one.


The surprising thing is that, you
never ever see northerners achieving
anything or gaining any recognition in international scene, whether education,
business, industry, military sports etc.

Any arboki you see on the international
stage was smuggled their, courtesy of
the nepotism & quota system of the
current government. They cannot survive without government.

Dangote made ( & still making) all his money by
shortchanging & sabotaging the
government & people of Nigeria.

Northern power is only in Nigeria,
where merit is not recognized &
their whole yanga is based on parasiting
& living on the oil from Niger Delta.



Anywhere you see a Nigerian abroad
who has gotten international recognition, you can be 1OO% sure hey are not from the north.



Once you talk of north, you just
remember herdsmen, Boko, disease,
illiteracy, religious fanatics, burning of
educational institutions, intolerance,
underage marriage, ignorance, polio,
beggars, shoeshiners & maigadi!!



We celebrate you, daughter of
the fertile & blessed Nigér Delta!!

You are disturbing us on
Nairaland because you 'blessed'
a smart, hungry young man 6OO naira!!

Could be that Buratai got fake
intelligence report that Shekau wanted
to surrender, so, he quickly left the
comfort of Abuja & made a public show
that he will remain in Maiduguri until
Boko haram surrenders ..

The idea is to personally claim the
glory that he was BH's conqueror . .

My own take is that, Shekau is just using
such a ploy to buy time to recruit
more fighters after the devastation they suffered at the hands of the able Chad
soldiers, led by their real General President,
not like our quota system General in
the 'Rock' at Abuja.

A fanatic like Shekau can never surrender,
after 11 years of fighting, but our
dumb, gullible Buratai & his oga always
like treating Boko haram with love . .


It's on record that, any military commander
that was sent to Maiduguri, that
was to efficient in dealing with Boko
Haram was immediately redeployed
without reason.

But a shuégbé commander, under who BH
scores victories against our army
& kills our boys is allowed to stay there
as long as possible .




Let him be fooling himself until
one of the traitors amongst our army
betray his location & BH mount a
surprise attack & kill or kidnap him.



Underrate them at your risk

I see!!

Going into the deep, snake infested
jungle to hunt wearing bathroom slippers
& tee-shirts..

He was a selfish unpatriotic fellow
who was only loyal to his source of food.


When you Check his antecedents,
you'll see he doesn't have any good
working relationship with any body.

1) The first Lady could not stand him.

2) He was always at loggerheads with
Head of Service, Ita Eyo .

3) The National Security Adviser had to
warn him seriously in a leaked memo
in December..

4) He masterminded the disgrace of
Osinbajo, by sacking his personal staff
last year..

5) He collected bribe of N5OOm (½billion)
from MTN to help them facilitate the
shortchanging the country.

It was his busybody that made him go
on his ill fated last journey, where he
contacted the deadly COVID disease.


He was totally a corrupt man, but Buhari
tolerated him since Buhari himself is
not competent to perform his duties that
he handed to Kyari.

Personally, I wanted Kyari to survive, but
be retired to go back to his village
to rest.

I don't miss him in the Nigerian corridors
of power.

Glo gives you a lot of
data that you can't use
due to the sluggish connectivity..


I bought a glo SIM sometime back
to enjoy their data, only to abandon it
3 months later, with close to 9gigs on
the sim.

MTN are just there; not too good, not
too bad.

Airtel are OK, but dem dey share your
data with you 5O/5O..

HARDER, HARDER, HARDER ......
YES, YES,YES,YESSS, YEAH, YEAH....OH, OHH, OHHHHHHHHH







Some nymphos really get carried away



Na una sabi!!

Too local & childish!!



There are ways you can be
trendy in a matured way!!



Nonsense!!

Na COVIK- 1-9 money from
government; enjoy!!

Ok nah,


I concur . ..

mumento007:
You're such an illiterate, pls read about "forex trading" to rescue yourself from this stupidity so that you won't embarrass your family next time

Fraudsters thrive because of
olodos & mumu like you are always
available to be deceived.

You think they will approach you &
say, " see me, I'm a yahoo yahoo, give
me your money make I chop " ?

They always bamboozle small brains
like you by giving it a legitimate aura
by calling it
1) Forex trading, or
2) investment ( as in MMM)
3) online dating
4) import business
5) sports betting
etc, etc

And then an immbbecile like you
will say, Forex trading & sports betting
is real nah.. I hope the dudes that
advertise 'Fixed games' on nairaland
have been seeing your small change..


Onyara!!
Weré
daniska,
almajiri
.

You destroyed a biological discovery
that would have made you famous in
the name of religion & anointing water?


How are you different from Boko
Haram, Taliban or Alqaeda who love
destroying historical artefacts in the
name of religion .


Clap for your self!!

Kano never see anything!!


Ganduje sef go soon run leave Kano
the way Taraba State governor run
go stay Abuja since October last year.


The thought of dying & leaving behind, the
stolen billions dey give them running
stomach.

Nigerian doctors are only
experts in carrying out abortions,
and going on strike!!!

But is 'Forex Trading' not
a Yahoo Yahoo biZness ?


Though it doesn't warrant being
treated like hardened armed robbers.

Adisa at their back was also
implicated in the Diya coup.


Also dead..

From her face alone, you'll
know that this is a corrupt
Arewa woman that loves gold..


She is the northern version of
DieZani & uses her beauty to control
men.


She knows what she is doing, because
over 5O% of this money will be stolen.


Once she make those beautiful eyes
for Buhari, na so him dead cassava go
jump up & he will approve anything
she ask for.


Na so she no wan marry!!









May Aisha fall on her!!

Dem know say na breast be
signal for men to begin disturb
girls.

The average man or young boys
will not look at a breastless girl twice.

Till August!!

They will need adult
pampers later in life......


Konji for another man's
hairy nyash!!




Tufiakwa!!

Cut your loses & forget her,
because this na ogbanjé gehl.

Her own father cautioned you,
but her sweet tohtoh no make
you think straight.

I can assure you that a short while
later, she will come begging; but a
woman like that is destined to be
unstable forever.

Pray that you get transfered to a
location she doesn't know & bring
up your boy under a stable woman &
pray her character is minimal in
the innocent boy..



All the best.

Nigerian army don come
again.


This one fit electrocute
patients nah!!


Who send una sef?












Compare with Indian & Chinese
made respirators, 1 & 2 respectively,
each costing less than N2m..

Aso Rock clinic budgets Billon's of naira
yearly & they don't have respirators.

Same with our various Fed Med Centers
& Teaching Hospitals that will generally
have some antiquated or useless ones..







Abeg, wetin we do God!?

This na ordinary blunt
screw not nail.

But a simple X-ray would have
detected it , so, I wonder which
one corner hospitals you went
to.

The screw gave her the iron
required for blood & growth.


Good ending though

You should be distributing
it with money or relief package.


Onyara,
weré,
Mahaukaci,
Madman!!

Since when did malaria start
killing adults enmasse ??

Kingibe that has been struggling
to be President since 199O?

The man is too desperate &
selfish..

Buhari should be careful with
this man.

�Biafran looking down on
a Biafran & they want to get Biafra!!



Mazi KANU must hear this!!

Buhari 'died' & replaced by
Jubril of Sudan, who was controlled
by Kyari.


Now that the remote controller
has died, what next?


Are we back to the days of the
Yaradua sickness?