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Romance › Re: “why Your Side Chick Looks Hotter Than Your Wife” - Reno Omokri by adecz: 1:27pm On Mar 01, 2018
omooba969:
Your comment is compelling. smiley
Tanx, correkt guy!!! grin cool
Romance › Re: “why Your Side Chick Looks Hotter Than Your Wife” - Reno Omokri by adecz:
grin

They are side chicks because we don't
need to live with them.

They are a practical, living example of
eating your cake & still having a sweeter one.

Side chicks are the variety & spice of life,
so, we don't want to live life without them.

You should also give her idea about the
possibility of a side chick, to put her on
high jump, if not she may even take you
for granted.

Even sing ladies & guys all have side dudes
& side chicks.

We all love them; so let them be. kiss

Nairaland General › Re: See This Thing I Killed In My Room That Looks Like A Snake by adecz: 10:53am On Mar 01, 2018
As kids, we used to call it, 'brother of snake'... cool cool

This is totally harmless;
You should simply have thrown it out.
Crime › Re: Man Arrested For Impersonating Emir Sanusi With 262K Followers On Instagram by adecz: 10:12am On Mar 01, 2018
I have had fb friend requests from

1) Oyedepo

2) Sanusi

3) Adegboye

4) Mrs Adegboye.

5)Diezani

etc.
Naturally I rejected the requests & blocked them.. grin
Politics › Re: Hate Speech Offenders To Die By Hanging In Senate’s New Bill by adecz: 10:07am On Mar 01, 2018
Serial mass killers like Boko haram & herdsmen
go scot free.

Hate speech makers to die for talking.

This type of law can only be enforced
on Igbo or minority ppl, but not Hausa Fulani.
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Ben Enwonwu's "African Dancers" Sold To Bidder At Lagos Auction Event. by adecz: 10:02am On Mar 01, 2018
The paintings do not really
look spectacular.

In fact they appear dull
& amateurish.

I can't put such dull, lifeless
paintings on my wall.

Na oyibo know wet in dem want.
Politics › Re: Photos Of Yusuf Buhari As He Arrives Nigeria From Medical Trip Abroad by adecz: 7:44am On Mar 01, 2018
grin
Crime › Re: Armed Robbers Kill Lebanese At Ghana Zenith Bank, Steal His N16M (Graphic Pics) by adecz: 6:09am On Mar 01, 2018
I won't be surprised if this
operation was led by a Igbo.

They have exported this brazen
criminality to South Africa.

Since SA is getting too hot, they
are now returning to West Coast.
Food › Re: A Nairalander Buys A Big Puff Adder Along Akure-Ekiti Road, Butchers & Cooks It by adecz: 8:18pm On Feb 28, 2018
See what Buhari has caused.

Nigerians are so hungry that,
anything that moves is taken as food.

This guy has fallen to the level of
eating poisonous snakes.

The pix shows Mr. OP is a professional
bushmeat eater.

All I can say is, BEWARE OF EBOLA & LASSA fever.. huh undecided sad

Health › Re: Chinese Condoms Too Small For Zimbabwean Men – Health Minister by adecz: 6:17pm On Feb 28, 2018
Na for only that 'sector' black man
can proudly say, e pass oyibo.

Knacking, knacking, knackson!!! undecided

If e come to sense or intelligence,
blackman be like donkey; that is why
our ppl dey use condom size wey horse
& donkey dey use.

All our sense enter blokkos, na him
make we no fit solve any of our problems,
we must go use oyibo brain power.

Yeye ppl.... undecided
Nairaland General › Re: I Have Been Bitten By Scorpion, Involved In Multiple Accidents - Lady Lawyer by adecz: 4:47pm On Feb 28, 2018
UyaiIncomparabl:
[quote author=yeyerolling post=65425771]Mumu when ya time reach u go still die



sad. Agbaya oshi. May God give you brain.
Small girl like you, coming to
social media to insult your elders.

I only blame your parents who
failed to give you proper home training..

Better retract your noxious comments
or you face your nemesis....

You little piece of dirty amala sh*t,
nincompoop, scallywag...
Politics › Re: Photos Of Soldiers Attacked By Boko Haram While Traveling In Borno State by adecz: 4:35am On Feb 28, 2018
Buhari has achieved nothing.

Security..... Zero

Economy.... Zero minus.

Anti corruption fight..... Zero

Staff welfare..... Zero

Nepotism...... 95%

Competency as leader... 8%

Health status... 15%

Petroleum ministership... 7%

Cabinet performance... 11%

Affinity & empathy for herdsmen... 97%

Cluelessness....... 95%
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage Featured On Vogue Magazine As Africa's Best R&B And Pop Singer by adecz: 4:17am On Feb 28, 2018
"Bold street wears..."

Oyibo diplomatic way of saying she
dresses like mad woman or wérè..... grin
Nairaland General › Re: I Have Been Bitten By Scorpion, Involved In Multiple Accidents - Lady Lawyer by adecz: 4:10am On Feb 28, 2018
The hairy legs tho..... shocked

Does it belong to an orangutan??
Fashion › Re: Kourtney Koko, Little Girl Wears Ripped Jeans In Style (Photos) by adecz: 9:17am On Feb 27, 2018
Too much enjoyment..

These kids do not know the word RECESSION!!

Rock on.

It's your tym..

Nice one....
Fashion › Re: Kourtney Koko, Little Girl Wears Ripped Jeans In Style (Photos) by adecz: 9:16am On Feb 27, 2018
grin
Family › Re: Husband Chases Out His Wife And Daughter Over Inability To Have Male Child. PICS by adecz: 8:30am On Feb 27, 2018
She no get family to return to?

And she is sleeping by ATM.... Smart woman,
most likely a Igbo.
Business › Re: Largest Egg Powder Plant In Africa To Be Inaugurated In Ondo by adecz: 8:18am On Feb 27, 2018
Problem with Nigerian industries
is that, by the time they produce their
own Egg Powder, it will end up being
costlier than the imported ones.

Next, ppl will start smuggling the foreign
produced ones & the local manufacturers
will start complaining of low patronage.

Bad govt policies have made it impossible
to be successful in manufacturing in this
forsaken country.

That is why most major manufacturers like
Lever Bros, Nestle, PZ & others, moved their
big operations to other friendly West African
countries.
Crime › Re: Is This Murder Or Suicide by adecz: 6:51am On Feb 27, 2018
If he is a cripple,
how did he manage to climb
& hang himself, without the aid of
his crutches?

MURDER one!!!
Crime › Re: See Photo Of A Woman Whose Breast And Private Part Was Cut Off For Ritual by adecz: 6:45am On Feb 27, 2018
shocked

Where was she, when they were
cutting of all these vital statistics?

Without Toto, she is
no longer a woman...
Culture › Re: Bizarre! See The Namibian Tribe Where Sex Is Offered To Guests by adecz: 6:36am On Feb 27, 2018
If I dey there,

I go just dey visit my

married friends every other day.... wink wink
Politics › Re: FG Reveals When New Minimum Wage Will Be Announced by adecz: 6:30am On Feb 27, 2018
Minimum wage under GEJ was
N18k which was approx $100 @ 180 to $ exchange.

Currently, minimum wage still N18k which is
approx $50 @ N360 to $.

If govt doubles minimum wage to 36k, it will only
succeed in giving workers $100, meaning
that in real sense, nothing changed.

Remember, many States at present are even unable
to pay the 18k minimum wage.

This is a poverty inducing govt that has
nothing to offers.

The Katsina man should in the name
of Allah not try for second time.
Politics › Re: How FG & Boko Haram Negotiated Ceasefire, Release Of Militants - Lawal Daura by adecz: 9:07pm On Feb 26, 2018
angry
All the Boko haram Buhari has been
releasing, are the same ones that
have regrouped & went to kidnap those
poor school girls at Dapchi, Yobe state.

Most of the policies of this govt
end up backfiring on the common ppl.

In this country now, if you catch Fulani man
raping your wife & call police, na you
them go arrest, for interrupting his enjoyment ... undecided

Diaris Chineke!! huh

Health › Re: Formalin: Why You Should Reduce Eating Frozen Turkeys And Chickens by adecz: 6:43pm On Feb 26, 2018
Formalin chicken or starvation?

Chose one.
Politics › Re: Chikwe Udensi Assists Accident Victims In Ohafia (Photos) by adecz: 6:10pm On Feb 26, 2018
Kindly pay for the repairs
b4 we can take you serious...
Celebrities › Re: E-money Meets Ooni Of Ife And Obi Of Onitsha - Photos by adecz: 3:27pm On Feb 26, 2018
The monarchs are all attending
a meeting & E-money has forced
himself on them.

Meet ko,
met ní?? angry
Crime › Re: Woman Kills Her Husband After Sex In Kaduna For Impregnating Her Friend by adecz: 3:25pm On Feb 26, 2018
As a Muslim woman,
she is aware that her husband
is entitled to more than one wife.

So, what is the jealousy
all about?

Hypocrisy is reining in the land
& sending young Muslim men
to early graves.

What a heartland woman.
Career › Re: Unrest In Nigeria Immigration Service Over Promotion by adecz: 8:34am On Feb 26, 2018
Everybody in positions of authority
in Nigeria have only one goal.... To
please Buhari, whether good or bad.

The way things are going in this country,
if this man continues for another 4 years
this country may split along religious &
ethnic lines.

Innocent rural farmers are massacred in
Benue, instead of confronting the culprits,
all security heads are confronting & blaming
the victims.

All Boko haram fighters in govt custody are
being rewarded & freed.

Cattle on airports runways cannot be stopped
because Buhari loves anything cattle or Fulani.

Sycophancy go destroy this country... huh undecided angry
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Man Meets His Boss At Job Interview He Attended After Taking A Sick Leave by adecz: 8:22am On Feb 26, 2018
Cunny man cunny, cunny don gbab am!! grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Lai Mohammed's Outfit To Real Madrid Stadium In Spain (Photos) by adecz: 9:45pm On Feb 25, 2018
A whole Minister of the FRN, so excited &
behaving like one common tourist because
he is visiting Real Madrid Stadium.

See him 'testing' all the seats like one
village man from....... Where sef?? huh

PMB & his Charlie, Charlie ministers sef.

See dressing like Jagwa or Wizard Of Oz.....

Tufiakwa!!!!

Crime › Re: Kidnapped Pregnant Woman Gives Birth Minutes After Been Rescued In Lagos by adecz: 5:08pm On Feb 25, 2018
shocked
Miracle or Uhuru is the name of the baby.
Politics › Re: Shehu Shagari Celebrates His 93rd Birthday Today by adecz: 11:08am On Feb 25, 2018
cool

The GEJ of his era.

Weak, kindhearted but surrounded by
rapacious, avaricious hyenas that he was
too weak to control.

But generally he was OK & not
corrupt like GEJ & his wife.

HBD Your Excellency.

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