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prekumohtim:
Recently CBN released a memo to warn Nigerians of fraudulent loan schemes. But I just received this message and I don't really know if it's reall or not. Please help out, I don't want to miss an opportunity(country hard) and I can't risk inputting my bvn on a strange site.
Message :
Dear Applicant,
Your COVID-19 Loan application is approved. Click on the link https://covid19.nmfb.com.ng to accept offer and receive the fund in your account.

it is real

Sellers in the house I wanna sell my note 7 pro to get note 9 pro

incredible2017:
The gospel truth is that masturbation is not good and healthy, it has so many side effects that I can attest to.

But bro have you ever seen mammals (animal) masturbate?.

Why do people argue illogical like this, and have you ever see animal starved of intercourse before, is the word fornication or adultery valid in there world. How will you compare bieng of choice to animal that are nature programmed. Kai africans and small brain
If you wan hear your view fine, stop saying stupid things to make your idea look solid

TheOdd1sOut:
lease help me guysi dont know what my issue is
xvideo has finished me.everyday is back to back hardship and bad luck all necause of this act, i do it 2-4 times everyday.its giving me health issues as well. i now how blockage in my nose and sinus, my middle back has one terrible pain whenever i try to work because of continuous bending of back while watching it on my pc.i dont know waht to do again, i have done all i can. i tried all the advise online, higuest willbe one month abstinence, then i find myself back into thisa lot of things have gone sour in my life because of this act, my education was poor, i have no babe, i hate my job and corona has made the habit worse when xvideo made their high quality videos free.. see me taking poison everyday.. i am tired.i wanked three times yesteeday night with at least 20 new videos. i went to church this morning and pastor was preaching on immorality and i promised myself i wont do it again.guess what, i have done it twice since i got back from church it's killing me help.these are the videos i watched last night alone,i dont know how i got into this mess

Dash me your phone.... And go be living on top of a mountain

sodiqapril:
Lol..he can shove the apology up his ass..Femi broke shamed the man asking him who's son he is and he kept shouting "do you know who I am?" If Femi of all people that critisizes people using violent and uncouth words can get annoyed by a simple question then fxck him. It means he doesn't really hate oppression he hates been the one oppressed... I hope the NUJ can see this and not invite him in the future cus he clearly disrespected them. As for the other journalists there..I no even Sabi wetin to talk . if they actually know their onions they should have asked him the Same question. If you don't see anything wrong with wat ffk did.you are just a double faced hypocrite and as s licker

Even the journalist in question also apologized, he shouldn't have done that

afeezet:
I lost all my rabbit about 30 of them, they said one viral shit is outside, I don't know how I could help them, I was just giving them antiviral drugs and multivitamin
Attached picture of empty home of all my rabbit, thank God I have 2survors

The two survivors are carriers too, it better you kill them, when other rabbit come they will infect them too, it just those two that are immune to it

Johnnyessence:
Google springboard foundation. check more of his foundation and scholarships on Google. Google is always our friend. tell your self the truths.

Guy dem pay you to do this BS, Spring foundation wey no be Nigeria foundation

If you don't know fact don't argue, I don't know the full extent of adeleke's riches or it sources, but am sure he his involve in Nigeria politics, am sure he his no philanthropist and am sure most people commending him are either bless by his peanut (which is via political channels), or general f**ls that devot there life in worshipping this rich man made Nigeria gods

Ps: if you have directly benefit from him state specifically
Which foundation does Adeleke own?
How much do student pay in his schools (both secondary and university)
How many scholarships student are in his schools
Even his he town, state and country what capital project has he done in the past or present
Bs: this type of guys can not be easily approached, no matter how humble they are, what channel has he create to help the poor masses...
You come here with well compose BS about somebody that his own people don't even know him through his work (Adeleke and family are only seen and felt through the eye of politics)

Johnnyessence:
stop been hypocritical here, Dr. deji Adeleke isn't involve in Nigeria politics. he doesn't contest for any political positions in Nigeria politics. Google him before commenting.

Nothing can be done for a generation of proud ignorant people, Adeleke is a philanthropist, okay carry on, we can see it in the life of you people commending him, shiooor

You never include where yọ make the actual application

TheNoble007:
I will do what the kind OP has done to just a fortunate private teacher. Amount is 5000 naira.

Kindly post proof here as demanded previously.

Please am a part time teacher, salary only come after end of semester, which will never finish and the money itself is peanut, please help me sort out some of my bills. Thanks, I will attach my employment letters

Please am a part time teacher, salary only come after end of semester, which will never finish and the money itself is peanut, please OP help me out sort out some of my bills. Thanks, I will attach my employment letter
Gtb
Adetunji Emmanuel Oluwagbemiga
0238442060

I know no sensible Nairalander will advice you to keep this relationship not to talk of coming to Nigeria to see him, what this guy is showing you on whatsapp is just a tip, he his more than that, the disappearance, the abuse, the pride. Unless miracle happens in his life, believe me sister, I advice you look else where

This is a pathological something, you develop this trait overtime, it is not heredity or DNA something, it can only be cure with time couple with your; determination, discipline and hard work. All you need is an higher open minded mind (like a psychologist or sort), an understanding boyfriend (that understand your only particular predicament and can live with it). You accept who you are, manage it effectively and realize it not a disease just a bad habit
And use the best tool everyone use to avoid sex when necessary "keep busy", get more social, get involved in different activities, do more sport and exercise etc.
Above all seek higher power, since it exist.... Miracle can come your way.
Best of God

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In a short video posted by saharaTV, Lance corporal take stand against the chief of staff and the general governance of president buhari, he his determine, focus and loyal citizen of this country.
I hope Nigerians and reputable lawyers can support this soldier to achieve his goal and make his sacrifice not go in vain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuANgLDzXB0

Stop dishing wrong information. I applied for the SME loan and I only paid 10k for deposit to open a corporate account with them to which the loan was disbursed.

You do not need business plan also

Please can you elaborate on the process you go through, did they specifically call you to come open account with them, I accepted the offer letter for the loan last week and inputed my personal Acct. When I was told to fill my account details (all online Ooo)

Explicit02:
So far you have accepted the offer and you submitted your account details you will just need to be patient ......I know people that got it as well some are not even expecting it again when it came through...

I guess u submitted the account late because when CBN twitted about the loan they said all that have submitted their account will be credited within 48hrs

So you will need to just wait and hope it comes in like the first batch came in

OK thanks, I would be patiently waiting

Abeg, I know people already collect this loan now, cos I saw the thread on Nairaland before, I don't know why it was deleted, help a brother out abegii. Or shey na wrong section I post this thing?

Go back to the site (https://nmfb.com.ng), there are two option sme and household pick the one you apply for and input your bvn, if you register then other form and the letter will follow

Please if you already got your loan, can you put me through, I also apply and after the news last week, that CBN waive the guarantor criteria, I went to the site and do the necessary, I accepted the loan offer and I was told to put my account number, which I already done too. But it look odd that I have not been call or have reason to visit there office. Is the process purely online, what do I do after filling the back account details, please help me out I need this loan badly

EmmaJnr1:
go and buy damatol it will kill and dry it up in 1 month. that's a bump and it has grown big but don't be scared. Damatol can kill it its not too big. maximum 3weeks or 1 month and it will disappear. if it is too stubborn highest 2 month it is gone. it won't even get to 2 month. buy damatol immediately its #350 or #400. rub it on the bump morning and evening daily. make sure u take ur bath and scrub that area very well before using it morning and evening. avoid dirty boxers. do this and u will see the bump shrinking in size gradually until it disappears. Make sure u quote me and thank me after one month oo

Bro use this guy prescription, I have seen damatol shrink bums before though not dis big and I doubt this is STI just make enquiry with doctor about it, for you to be sure.... Sorry bro it must really be painful on all levels

ddippset:
lol

Why does this even seem a tad strange to anybody?

Politicians in Nigeria decamp across political parties on a daily.

Obasanjo told us that if he told us what he knew about Atiku the would will shiver. He endorsed and supported Atiku at end of the day.

Fani Kayode insulted Gej to the high heavens but overnight Jonathan became his jesus.


Why so much ado about Adams calling Ize Iyanmu a thief in 2016 and supporting him in 2020?

Why is any body surprised?

Has this not been the nature of Nigerian politics since time immemorial.

It is it because it is Oshiomole the man they love to hate?

You seem a little confuse there with your sadistic peom, who is surprised, so because it is a norm will should just sit by the side and let sh*t kontinue abi

kings59:
That's politics for you. In politics, words don't matter but trust.

Godfatherism is not a practice of democracy, but greed and tyranny.

God help we Nigerians from the hands of incompetence people who support and give us leaders who are unfit to rule an oil producing country.

This country is damned, many youth that are dying because of this Godfatherism and stuff are the ones that come here to say rubbish, even God go dey vex for Nigerian citizens cause we are just pathetic in way unexplainable