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Romance / Re: Men After Sex This Is What You Realize by adegunahmed(m): 6:42pm On Apr 25
And then you do it again.

No be juju be dat.

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Religion / Re: I Asked AI To Compare The Life Style Of Jesus And Prophet Muhammad by adegunahmed(m): 9:37pm On Nov 04, 2023
Kobojunkie:
God of Israel was never barren since He had Jesus Christ as His Son from even before the very beginning. undecided

Look, God of Isreal is not Allah of the Muslims so if you want to understand Him you should at least learn about Him rather than confuse Him with that which He is not. undecided

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Celebrities / Re: Phyna: There's No Woman Who Hasn't Had an Abortion Once or Twice by adegunahmed(m): 5:35am On Oct 28, 2023
Nothing can shame the shameless, with this much open, unrepentant confession to abortion with no sense of remorse or morals.

Funny enough, A man will still simp for her after admitting to killing an unborn child in public without mortification.

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Romance / Re: 5 Dangerous Women All Men Need To Avoid by adegunahmed(m): 2:56pm On Oct 18, 2023
The same applies to men too.
dominzy:
Men, there are 5 dangerous women you must avoid.

1. A woman surrounded by many men whom she calls her friends. she's a cheat and a pathological liar. Those men are your replacement avoid her.

2. A woman who wants you for your money and brings you no value.she's a financial vampire and parasite, she'll ruin you. Avoid her.

3. A woman who doesn't take instructions correction and directions from you. She is an arrogant bast*rd, she will ruin you. Avoid her.

4. An angry bitter unhappy woman who gives you no peace, avoid her.

5. One who constantly disrespect you, she doesn't belong in your life walk away from her.

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God bless you.

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Career / Re: What Valuable Online Skill Can A 23 Year Old Learn Now? by adegunahmed(m): 5:50pm On Aug 27, 2023
KushLyon:

I sent you a mail.
Sports / Re: Thibaut Courtois To Miss 2023/2024 Season Due To 'serious' Injury In Training by adegunahmed(m): 3:10pm On Aug 10, 2023
De Gea is loading to defend the goal post for Real Madrid.

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Romance / Re: 12 Things To Know To Survive In Cross River State. by adegunahmed(m): 10:00pm On Aug 06, 2023
nicho450:
I love the piece
Thanks.
Romance / 12 Things To Know To Survive In Cross River State. by adegunahmed(m): 9:34pm On Aug 06, 2023
With reference to the trends that highlighted ways to survive in their respective states, listed below are the major things to know for your survival in Cross River State.

1. There are no bus conductors, so always call out your destination out loud as the buses/car speed by, if they hear you and going your way, they will wait. Also, enter with your change.

2. If you are looking for Mountain of Fire Church, you may need to search with a Google map. Just go to the closest Catholic or Presbyterian Church, these churches scatter full everywhere.

3. Don't come here and form OG for cultism. Cultism here nah another level. It is totally uncensored and unchecked by the government. Make dem no use you count scores ooo.

4. Any Unical girl you meet, try use condom.... A word is enough for the wise.....

5. If your friend or relative invited you over from another Local government, hold better money for transportation.. Local governments are far apart.

6. Be careful on how you eat meat, before you know it you have already eaten a dog or a monkey...

7. If you come here with the hope of getting a job without knowing anybody. Be ready to work on a farm.

8. I suppose this is where God scatter humans with different languages. They speak over 50 languages here. So, no waka go where dem go sell you.

9. Respect your Landlady ( Your landlord may have probably died grin grin grin).

10. If you know you are not a strong man, don't invite a Calabar or Yakurr girl to crash overnight. It may not end well for you. Those ones nah Terminators

11. Beer parlours open by 7am and hotels never closes in Calabar. So, don't be distracted....

12. Be very friendly, make sure to greet as you board a bus/cab and answer when greeted. This ain't Lagos State.

Bonus. Lastly, fear married women....

This state is grossly rural but relatively peaceful and neat.
Feel free to add yours.

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Career / Re: Is The Manager Conniving With The Security To Work Against Me? by adegunahmed(m): 5:24pm On Aug 01, 2023
The problem is that you don't know the power and autonomy you have as a store manager.
I once worked in that capacity in a fast food too in Lagos.

As the Store Manager your direct Line manager is the HOF (Head of Finance). Report your manager and security straight up....

Dem no born anybody to enter my store to charge. Entering the store is like entering the vault of a bank. In Fact, if you need anything from the store, I have an open window from 9am to 11am and 3pm to 4pm to requisite for any material, and if that window closes, you are on your own, If not; they can wake you by 3am because of a cube of Maggi.

However, as you establish your jurisdiction, do so with wisdom, you can't do the job alone and can't watch your back all the time. They can put you in debt that in 2years, you will still be struggling to offset.
Jokes Etc / Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by adegunahmed(m): 2:31pm On Jul 25, 2023
Seen, see, saw or seeing, the point is they shouldn't see you finish.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Salary Structure For Axa Mansard by adegunahmed(m): 11:32pm On Jul 24, 2023
Check on Glassdoor. The reviews you need are there.

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Romance / Re: Guys, Can You Date Or Marry A Sex Worker (runs Girl) by adegunahmed(m): 10:02pm On Jul 23, 2023
Why do you think a man will bring a donkey home and go to the zoo to see a Zebra...
Use your noggin.

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Education / Re: Google Vs Chatgpt. Which Do You Prefer Using? by adegunahmed(m): 6:32am On Jul 22, 2023
It depends on what you are searching for.

If you a direct, one sided answer use Chatgpt.
On the other hand, if you need unfiltered opinions on the subject topic from direct ideas and perspective, Google is Ideal.
However, I love Chatgpt when it comes to writing letters, applications and proposal. It is just direct especially when you give it a use case or scenerio for the letter. Google is king for research and Investigation especially when pictures, videos, chart and graphical illustrations are a necessity...
Chatgpt is more addictive thou, be careful.
Programming / Who Needs AWS Console Credit by adegunahmed(m): 6:27pm On Dec 16, 2022
Hello guys,

I will like to sell this AWS credit to any interested person as I don't need it now and will share the promotion code to any interested nerd before the expiration.
Holla me on my WhatsApp 08169431866

Programming / Re: I Need Help With This Data Analysis, It Is Urgent. by adegunahmed(m): 2:19am On Aug 07, 2022
b4bola:

Follow the instructions above

ok, Thank you
Programming / Re: I Need Help With This Data Analysis, It Is Urgent. by adegunahmed(m): 12:23am On Aug 06, 2022
onecoder:
group by year then order by popularity

Then how do i get the most popular "movie_genre" in every year
Programming / I Need Help With This Data Analysis, It Is Urgent. by adegunahmed(m): 7:43pm On Aug 05, 2022
I don't know how to get the movie genre popular in each year.

I need to call the movie genre most popular from year to year.

Programming / Re: Who Wants To Learn Python With Me? 90 Days Challenge by adegunahmed(m): 10:45pm On Jul 03, 2022
Eskhalil:

I fixed it. Please try once more

Add me 08169.431.866
Investment / Re: Investment Advices Needed Urgently. by adegunahmed(m): 2:13pm On Mar 03, 2021
Mide3367:
wow.. Hearing this idea for the first time o.. Abeg share ur contact so u go enlighten me more

08169431866 @WhatsApp
Investment / Re: Investment Advices Needed Urgently. by adegunahmed(m): 3:10am On Mar 03, 2021
invest in real estate, so much opportunities to tape into.

You can decide to secure properties and wait for it to appreciate before you dispose it, however it can take a Long time.

You can also follow the latest investment opportunities in Lagos Mainland around Yaba, Shomolu, Akoka axis which is very good, it involves you getting a long lease of 15 year for 1.5m for an apartment with 300k-400k annual rent. People secure the long lease to sublease to another annually for occasionally Passive income.
Sports / Re: Klopp: Liverpool Cannot Behave Like Chelsea In The Transfer Market by adegunahmed(m): 12:42pm On Sep 11, 2020
Let's see how this all turns out in the end...

One club will surely win....Maybe Arsenal lipsrsealed
Politics / Re: In Africa Nigeria is The Worst Country To Live In by adegunahmed(m): 12:23pm On Sep 11, 2020
A Nation where only the elders are leaders
A Nation where only the retired are desired
A Nation where the educated ones are the vice
A Nation whose flag is GREEd and WHIne
Celebrities / Re: Dame Diana Rigg Dies At 82 by adegunahmed(m): 8:08pm On Sep 10, 2020
House Tyrell

Rest in peace

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Career / Re: What Do You Consider As Man's Greatest Invention? by adegunahmed(m): 7:45pm On Jun 29, 2020
every flying objects from aeroplanes to space ships and roçkets

It simply witchcraft
Sports / Re: Floyd Mayweather Jnr Rated Greatest Boxer Of All Time by adegunahmed(m): 12:34pm On Jun 02, 2020
abbey621:


Joker! None of those boxers could beat him in his prime, prime Tyson knocked people out in the first round. Tyson in his prime was 1986-1991, he was the baddest mudafudger to ever walk the ring, this nigga didn't box, he killed!

Tyson cannot defeat George Foreman in is prime...when you talk a killer,,,it should be the prime Big George....

Muhammed Ali survive George Foreman after 3 and half years in exile (prison inclusive), he dismantle George even when everyone counted him out,, a big underdog for the big powerful Goerge.........

In Ali's prime age 22,,, Nobody could possibly beat him,,,he was always unscratched,,,

The man that punch like an Heavyweight and float like a Welterweight.....

BTW. The list is incomplete without the lengendary sugar Ray Leonard and Robinson.....and this generation lengend Lennooooox Lewiiiiiiis ���....

Tyson never beat any Great at their prime only old fellas like Larry homes and Micheal spinks who retired after....
Celebrities / Re: Justin Bieber Finds It Difficult To Keep His Shirt On (see Photos) by adegunahmed(m): 11:54am On Mar 06, 2020
He has a lion on his left chest in the first picture but in the second he has a bear
Phones / Re: Have You Ever Been Accused Wrongly? by adegunahmed(m): 3:24pm On Jan 20, 2020
In my primary 4,,, I went to relieve my urinary gland in the toilet,, as I knocked the toilet door ( which is for both gender of all age), a female voice answered and I left to use the other toilet.....In class, I was listening to our teacher teaching when the female teacher ( a mother teaching primary 6) barged into my class screaming "where is the boy,,,,you were peeping at me in the toilet"...I was stunned but could not plead my innocence,,, I was embarrassed, humiliated and thoroughly flogged.....

The following week was my birthday,, which my parents have already planned the celebration in school,,, the birthday only popularized my offence..I was only eight then....

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