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When is he going to pack his bag and run to Haiti

Laughing in Chinese.

Nah so

New word Added to Oxford Dico

Jega. Meaning: to be inexplicably chilled in the midst of stupidity or conflict. Usage. Olopa slapped me, I just Jegaed.

Proverbs 13:3
King James Version (KJV)

He that keepeth his mouth keepeth his
life: but he that openeth wide his lips
shall have destruction.

Which one of them declared it?
Is it the outgoing one Or Incoming one?

talented143:
REASON WHY DIS ELECTION WAS NOT FAIR ON PDP

1) ALL THE SOUTHERNERS STAYING IN THE NORTH THAT RAN AWAY DID NOT VOTE.

2)THOSE PRESENT WERE SCARED OF VOTING AND HENCE DID NOT VOTE.

3)INEC WOULD HAVE MADE IT POSSIBLE FOR PEOPLE TO VOTE ANYWHERE THEY ARE, SEEING THE LARGE POPULATION OF PEOPLE THAT CHANGED GEOGRAPHICAL LOCATION THIS TIME AROUND AND HENCE INEC FAILED.

4)ALL INEC DID WHICH WAS CLEARLY IN FAVOUR OF APC WAS THE INTRODUCTION OF CARD READERS.

5)LOTS AND LOTS 0F UNDERAGED CHILDREN VOTED IN THE NORTH.

QUOTE ME AND DIE

Story teller

We are all goin to die anyway
So ur threat is nothing to me.

Baba is waiting for our decision.

I wonder the kind of celebrities we av in Nigeria.

General election is goin on and sum of them travelled abroad for concert
Which is can never happen in developed world.

Nonsense.

Serve him right.

He think he can disgrace Our Man Of The Year and The Nation.

Forgetting the fact that Apc are in situation room wit plenty plenty computers and uninterrupted internet for surfing.

APC Situation room I see u all

Is the Mod alright?
CRR since how many Months?

Back to Orubebe Matter Jare

D Man is a disgrace to this Nation
The result announcement is bn watch all over the world and he acted in such way

But I love Jega replied.
“ don't come and disrupt what we av started peacefully, you should also be careful of UR action in public.

That nonsense Orubebe will not say anything now

aftermath Jega's intelligent Reply to Orubebe

I hereby suggest that JEGA 101 should be added to the universities curriculum.



The kind of dance wen u hear Buhari is leading.

shocking video recorded for
PREMIUM TIMES in Polling Units 009,
010 and 011 at Oniong West Ward 1,
Onna Local Government Area of Akwa
Ibom State, has exposed an official of
the Independent National Electoral
Commission colluding with supporters
of the Peoples Democratic Party in the
area to rig the presidential and
national assembly election in favour
of the party.
The ugly incident happened in the
village square – Ikot Eko Ibon village –
within the full glare of the villagers.
Former Secretary to the Federal
Government, Obong Ufot Ekaette and
wife, Eme Ekaette, a former senator,
are from the area.
But they did not show up for voting on
Saturday. Some of those who spoke to
PREMIUM TIMES in the area said the
Ekaettes may have stayed away from
voting because of their
disappointment with the PDP and
Governor Godswill Akpabio’s
leadership style.
INEC officials were through with
voters’ accreditation as early as
1:30PM in the three units, but refused
to commence voting until some PDP
chieftains arrived around 4pm.
The PDP chieftains, who apparently
were working in agreement with the
INEC officials in the units,
immediately ordered all the voters to
move away from the polling centre.

www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/180239-nigeriadecides-video-exposes-inec-officials-colluding-with-pdp-to-rig-elections.html

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It worthy to be Probe

Everybody is at situation rum.

Kudos to them

Nigeria's Police said actual money recovered is 9million and u bliv?

This is 9ja nah

God's time is the best.

Since 2003, Baba prayer cm dey answer nw.

This is a lesson for all of us
We shld knw the right pple 2 wrk wit

Buhari had been had been wrkin wit wrong pple since 2003.

thinking dat is only northerners dat cn fulfil his political ambition
For him.
forgeting other parts of the country

Wot of high class prostitute like
Tonto dike
Genevive
Muheeda
Adokie
Cossy
Ini edo
I'm very sure u will wnt 2 av a go at above names

U shld av say bar joint or under bridge prostitutes.

jomoh:
Madam where have you been all this while since Adedibu died over 4 years ago.

Dats why I used TILL .

One of the states dat want change

unlike Ekiti state dat prefered stagnation.


Buhari dnt worry abt Ekiti.

More 2 com 4 u after Ogun and Lagos state.

Oyo is becoming second Apc State after Lagos.

Waiting for Adedibu and his thugs to come and cause violence.

Oyo for Apc till Adedibu lead his thug to Governors office.

Thought they said Jega is with Apc?

Now the drama just start.

Amaechi is just trying to deliver rivers vote 2 Buhari.

So that he can get more recognition at Aso rock if Baba later bcm the president.

Its all about personal agenda.

Bt he and Jona shld understand dat citizens lives are at stake.

Amaechi is just trying to deliver rivers
vote 2 Buhari at all cost.

So that he can get more recognition at
Aso rock if Baba later bcm the
president.

Its all about personal agenda.
Bt he and Jona shld understand dat
citizens lives are at stake.

victorbasse:
..guy..relax wt ur grammar nahh

What's wrong with my grammar?

I'm open 2 learning.

Wat do u expect
Wit Fayose in charge ?

If Apc can captured Ogun and Lagos

Then Ekiti shld go and sit down with their wasted vote
.

Real Power Tussle

But Amaechi and Jonathan should understand dat price of this tussle is being pay by innocent citizens.

They are both fighting for River's vote with less care to citizens life.

Egocentric politicians

In Apc Voice

"Nigerians Will Vote Buhari Even If PDP Shows Picture Of Tinubu Robbing CBN"

WHAT DO LADIES REALLY WANT?
If you give her sex, she will say you are
after her body;
if you don't give her sex she will say you
are not man enough.
If you always tell the truth they don't
believe you,
if you tell lies they
trust you.
If you give her money
she will call you a mugu; If you don't give
her money she will
say that you are stingy and greedy.
If you are very caring she will take you
for granted; if you are
not
caring she will say that you don't love
her.
If you always call her she
will say that you are disturbing
her;
if you don't call her she will say that you
are cheating on her.
If you dress very well she will call
you a player;
if you don't dress
well she will call you a dirty guy.
If you are quiet she will say that you
are too boring.
If you are not, she
will say that you are too lousy.
Help her in the kitchen she will say that
this man is a woman
wrapper;
if u don't help her in the
kitchen she will say that this man is using
her as a slave.

WHAT DO U LADIES REALLY WANT

I called MTN's customer care number, a
lady
picked and we had this conversation.
LADY: Hello, good evening, thanks for
calling
MTN
customer care service, my name is Joy,
what's
your name and where are you calling
from?
ME: Hello, good evening, my name is
Atilola,
and I'm calling from crescent university
Abeokuta.
LADY: How may I help you, Mr. Atilola?
ME: I'm looking for a wife to marry.
LADY: Is that why you called the
customer care
service?
ME: Yes and I think I'm already in love
with
you...
You know you have a very nice voice.
LADY: Hellooo! Please, we only attend to
issues
about your MTN line, okay?
ME: Yes o... This is an issue about my
MTN line
too, because I spend much credit calling
so
many
girls asking them about marriage.
LADY: Please! I would have to put an end
to this
call!
ME: Baby, don't talk like that now... I
promise
to
make you happy. You would be happy
with me.
Can I have your number please?
LADY: (hissing) Hey Mr. man, I think
something
is wrong with you!...
ME: (cutting in) Hey, hold it there... I
hope you
can now feel how frustrating it is to
receive a
call
and hear rubbish?! From today
henceforth, tell
every other staff there including yourself
that
nobody should call me with a funny
number
only
for it to be an advert or send me those
nonsense
messages you guys disturb my phone
with
daily!
*call disconnected*.....hahahhaha#

This information is nt complete... They are suppose 2 tell us the affected states.