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You just woke up?

I heard some PU are yet to get their materials

Una try still buy coffin for them

A video on Twitter shows a goat eating Tinubu poster.

Any body wey come close goat go chup am pic.twitter.com/l1X1ZeDmaT

— Gray (@KMamawa) February 22, 2023

But Where's lalasticlala?

Says Tinubu!

Where this guy see cash to pay bride price?

RIP to bank staffs in advance.

because what is to come to them will not be palatable if Buhari' and emefiele do not ameliorate this situation within the next 3 days.

My prayer is that we do not go that route, else ....

Rubbish!

Material wife

Have few friends (it saves you a lot of headache)

Never succumb to a girls drama. If they give you drama, you avoid them... Sin stress!

Show your mom more love than any girl In your life (except your daughter)

Talk less. Listen more


Finally, do not aim too high (I can't stress this enough), because you end up aiming too low without the right plan and determination.

Modified: show your wife love if and only if she gives you peace of mind

Music: 'As e dey pain Dem' by wike

Movie: 'the last glorious days of Buhari' part 1 & 2 produced by Lai muhammed

Nairalanders and their wahala(s)!

What's wrong with the guy admiring a fuel attendant? It's not as if he's wasting the fuel na

Watin remain na for masquerade to dey sell gala for road.
The other day I saw a masquerade fanning himself on a bike

Yes. Why do you celebrate Christmas?
For some, Christmas is the time to fornicate, take hard drugs, go clubing and do all manner of evil just because they want to "celebrate". The true essence of Christmas has no meaning to a lot of so-called christians.

Some even ask for gifts, as if, they're the reason for Christmas. Christmas's ought to be the time of thanks giving. The time of appreciation to God in purity and holiness. While, some call Christmas Xmass. I've heard people say Christmas is for children. How pathetic!

We've bastardize the true essence of Christmas and turned it to a party-scartter bruhaha. We celebrate Christmas to intimidate , and mock those who we feel don't have as much as we. A lot of folks will be very unhappy just because they couldn't afford chicken, or bag of rice as if that is the reason to celebrate.

So I ask again, why do you celebrate Christmas?

1 - 1

2 - 1

He's lucky the soldier is not from the north

Make una calm down

Abeg do ass-hole-rock I wan check something

Same man?
Interesante

Run your own business

We all mustn't go to school just so we can work in a big company.

Some of us have the potential of becoming business tycoons if only we are not scared of starting small

According to your first name, middle name and surname.

Mine are:
Lithuania
Australia
Estonia

Python sauce

Nigerians no go kill me abeg :


Those saying ewww and disgusting no well!

Both of them are stupid!

I've told myself that anyday I impregnate a girl. That day I'll take up the responsibility of her husband (except she says otherwise). That's the punishment.

Guys should start taking responsibilities for their perverse act.

No girl wants to babysit her boyfriend.

End.

He probably loved his wife despite his sexcaped.

One thing I've said I'll never do when I get married, is cheat on my wife. Not because I love her, but because it's wrong before God and man.
But the day I catch her cheat. It's over.

nosleep:
It means men shouldn't put on women clothes and women shouldn't put on men's clothes. It doesn't mean women shouldn't put on trousers women has there parttan of trousers. There parttan are different from men's owns. Same likewise men too. Back in those days we don't have trousers we only have garments for both male and female. But the sewing is different to differentiate between male and female. Same likewise trousers. Stop contradicting yourself trouser is not a sin to put on. All you should do is to dress responsible as a female. Africa with there religious something baffle me.

This is the closest to the answer so far

Clout chaser!

Virgins do not explicitly say they're virgins let alone concerned about marginalisation. As a matter of fact, some of them act like they're not.


Those mornikers bearing virgins on nairaland are nothing but hypocrite

I don't know if it's just me, but personally, I've never been interested in japa-ing out of Nigeria.

"He allegedly killed her girlfriend"
Op this your title be as e get. Abi na my eyes

Anyways, 600 years in jail for the cone headed fool

If this software was bought by Google, I wouldn't be worried. But Adobe? Menh! Those guys could practically premiumize every tool on figma. But 20bd is huge man