₦airaland Forum

Everything con be like burnt dodo

You are just a foolish soul

Kestolove:
she died as a babymama, May we die being legally married

Shey naa beside me he supposed stand ni ?
Stupid Nigerians always celebrating rubbish

It has been a black Sunday in Ikere Ekiti,Ekiti state Nigeria as four were shot dead,some said it was political rifts while some linked the incident to cultistism. As at the time of this report nobody has been able to come up with any meaningful information to help our investigations .

Dear Ex
How I wish I can go back to when you first asked me out ,and I can then say NO ,you are one of the biggest mistakes I’ve ever made in life.

Stupid bigots

What if he owns the house,abi single guys can’t build a house again in Nigeria?

Skillfullulu:
This is sure a fake story and unreal... no one in his/her right senses will do that... what about the landlord or Co-tenants ? Do you think people here on nairaland are as dumb as you think ?

Bless up jare
I’m not a thief,I’m just an hustler

ghettowriter:
Do your things joor. but don't spoil or loot his properties.

Pele o clever being,he is actually not around,do I need any consent before I can use the house that I am being used as the next of kin ,the house documents are even with me

bercarray:
All these nairaland fake stories sef. so u broke up with someone then u now had gut to be making money with his property without his consent, then now came another gut to come and expose yourself on a public forum. pls is senselessness that cheap? oya now that u av brought it to nairaland what should we now do?

Just shut the Bleep up,the house is there wasting

Naijahops:
Nigerian Girls Are Useless...All Of Them

I broke up with my fiancé few weeks ago,we broke up over the phone cause he is currently out of the country,I went to his house to park my belongings last week cause I have my own spare keys and I observed that the structure of the place is very good for a guest house,I sat down and after much thought I decided to make the place a guest house,after all it is a standard apartment.
Just few hours after I updated my WhatsApp statuses about having a mini guest for lodging and short rest ,I already got bookings, no doubt ,I will make much money before he brings his ass down home and I am going to disappear into thin air immediately he landed cause he will either slice my throat or push me inside the well but till then,I will enjoy while it lasts.

Hummmm

May God help me

So recently, I’ve been having this feeling that my fiancé is a cheat, I’m not a type of woman who do choke my partner or check his phones cause I respect his privacy, even though he has always been checking my phone, going through my social media accounts and all other things, sometimes he will use my fingers to unlock my phone while sleeping just to go through it.

We’ve been dating since 2018, we became best of friends and our families are cool together, he is caring and jovial, he doesn’t hide things from me most especially financial issues, our social lives are almost the same, in short we are good together. We planned to do our engagement last year December but due to the way things were last year we postponed it and decided to pick another date, though I now spend half of my days at his place.

Fast forward to January this year, I started seeing some red signs that he is a cheat, many times I took his phone to unlock and go through since I know his passwords but I will drop it again cause there is no way I will check his phone without seeing things that will tamper with my peace of mind, since then, I’ve decided to open my eyes and ears more wider.

Later on , I discovered that anytime I am around, his phones were always on airplane mode, he only works on system, my heart started asking me different questions but I kept calm and I continued with my quest to catch him red handed, though I confronted him that he is cheating but he laughed at me and said 95% of men do cheat but he is among the remaining 5% that doesn’t.

Last month, we both decided to go on vacation, it was then I saw that I was actually in a relationship with a dog like person. There was a particular number that kept calling him, maybe he forgot to put the phone on airplane mode, at first I overlooked it but the number kept on calling about 59 times, it was then that I decided to pick it up and I heard a female voice, she said “you asshole, so you decided not to pick my calls because she is around, come online, I left you a message there” my heart skipped, who was she referring to as “she”? It was then I decided to unlock his phone for the first time and I just wish I didn’t do that, my eyes were heavy with tears as I was reading all sorts of conversations between him and different girls, not one, not two, not three, about ten of them, some even sent him nude pictures, he already bleeped some, some are still under format, two of them are new preys. I cried, many of them even know me, one even referred to me as his witch, I wept bitterly, I was on this weeping when he entered the room and saw me crying, all he could say was that how will I touch his phone in the first place.

He later apologised, after the much argument, I started parking my things to come back to out state, I told him I am done with the relationship, he started laughing at me and started shouting at the top of his voice “ babe you must be crazy, you are definitely out of your mind, how on earth must you think you can leave the relationship that I summoned up so much courage to ask you out? Listen woman, even if I cheat everyday, I can’t leave you, the truth is I will always cheat, I will apologise if been caught but I can’t ever place any woman above you,vI met our pastor in the hotel with another babe the last time I went to hotel for quickie with one chick, if pastors do cheat, who am I not to. At least you have the key to everything I have, if my parents can’t reach me, they will deliver the message to you, are you hungry? Are you looking rough? Do you want sex and I denied you? So what else should be your problem with me cheating “

I was short of words, he wasn’t even remorseful, I left there angrily and he kept calling, later he called his parents to explain the issues to them and they called me and pleaded, to make the situation worse his mom also said all men cheat. He has been threatening me that he won’t allow me to marry any other person, guys I’m really confused, please what can I do now, I don’t want to spend the rest of my life with a man who doesn’t have taste.

Waa gbayii

LoudLord:
But this one fit break person balls if she dey ontop lasan




I don't do Bigg
I only do slimm....








To all the slim ladies out there,I LOVE YOU ALL

Kriss216:
No amount of propaganda can take away my love for slim girls.




If you’re a slim girl, God will bless you immensely.

Amen
I heart you bro

Since you no believe,no wahala

Dopenigga:
which kain lie be this one now

And you thought you typed something sensible now?

realokopi:
God will not allow you treat another man's son the way your mom treated your father. Amen.

Shedrack777:
divorce him and come to me for a contract marriage of 6 months. i have all those qualities, only that i'm a 20 seconds man

omo you just spoil everything,20 kini? Me wey be say I dey manage 2hours ,30 minutes naa my quickie

Lekan239:
just visit an herbalist, you will grt want you want there

Give me a location

This is what I really want

nwaezeemmanuel:
Be careful what you wish for

tobechi20:
You want someone to submit to your wish. Alpha Female

not that he should submit to my wish like that,but whenever I’m talking ,he should shut up and knows that women comes first,even when I’m angry he should just leave me alone

I want a husband not a slave

nwaezeemmanuel:
@thebolded

You're not looking for a hubby, you're looking for a slave

Sometimes I just wish I have a hubby who won’t have the audacity to look into my eyes and question me ,A hubby who will be trembling with fear anytime I roar at home but now I have someone who will watch me crying during an argument and will give me handkerchief to wipe my tears ,pet me in his arms , make sure am relieved then will say “Now that you’ve finished crying,can we go back to the conversation?”

I think the black one is Chioma and the yellow one is Nengi,they are both hoes wallowing around a billionaire’s son who has a cockroach voice ..

backbone503:
Which wan be Chioma, which wan be Nengi? And finally, who are they?

PAWG:
Those are scarves, they both failed

Yes,they both failed woefully
God bless you

Bestinstinct:
The way una dey kill snake sha Person go dey waka dey look ground

my kitchen is very neat and specious,there is no way you won’t see this kind of snake that couldn’t even craw faster on tiles

If not that it’s not that big,I could have roasted it ,smoked it and preserved it till Xmas eve ,it would have go down to my stomach smoothly with a bottle of Origin bitters