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nnamdiokere45:
u suppose dey happy self, atleast shex always eagered to hear ur voice.
jst pray u dnt meet d type I meet during my nysc days, if u no call am, she cant remember she dating u

lol I've met this type too

VictorRomanov:
That's what happens when date small children.!

this not a natter of small chick bro

Oche211:
Dis ur babe love carry apollo for eyes ooo.
First nd foremost, ur babe is very emotional nd she just can't keep some of these emotions in the box nd place d lid over it.
To her, she sees it as complete love. Whnever she feels like hearing ur voice, she must just hear it sha ni or she won't have any rest of mind.
Just call her, sit her down nd calmly explain things to her. Let her knw dat d moment she calls u up to 3 times nd u aint picking, it means even if she calls 100 times, u might likely nt pick cos u might nt be available as at then to pick.
Let her knw d relationship (of 3 months) needs to grow at it's own pace nd nt hers.
Nd na wa for u oo, just 3 months nd all u care abt nw na hugs, kisses nd sex. This shows u don't care much abt ur girl. Nd also abt ur friends, no be all advice u must accept nd follow thru wit. Sometimes u must try to seriously weight them b4 taking them.
In all, na over love dey worry her. Take it easy with her oo b4 we hear another SNIPER episode reloaded (God forbid).

Lol bro u funny small....sha


but one thing is that she don't understand me....I've done what you just said now but what she keep on saying is that I'm trying to avoid her

fbtowner:
Relationship na wahala cant you guys just be single and leave relationship for those looking for wahala adventure nawa oo


i have had the greatest peace of mind this years that i have being single

bro nasoo ..I've also been having peace of mind Nah ...will sleep early ..subscribe with my airtime and many other things like that Buh

when the Devil sees that you have peace of mind, he will just come and dash u a girl friend

I have been dating this girl for sometimes now (Less than three months ago) buh I didn't enjoy our relationship for once ....she never allow me to hug her nor kiss her talk less of having sex with her

though I really loves her and she love me according to her but she made everything complicated....

I'm spending too much card on her....I will call her for more than 30mins per day both day and night especially night.... she can just flash me and will say I should call her back without having something reasonable to tell me...

the one that do pain me more is sometimes we might be chatting on whatsapp or any other social media and she will still tell me to call , I will call her only to discover she doesn't have anything reasonable to say... Wtf.....

Sometimes she will flash me I will call her back thinking she has something reasonable to say buh she will say "What did I say" that really got me upset...

It all started the day i bought a small phone...I insert my Mtn sim in it....whenever she call I will ignore it, and after getting like 30missed calls from her I will later give some smart excuse ,some times I might even switched it off telling her I have flat battery ..

one day I was doing something important with my sim on my android phone when she started disturbing again....I didn't picked it up for like 10times buh later pick it , I told her I was busy that I will call her when I'm through buh she still insist calling ....that really upset me that day that pushed me to send her a message....I told her that I'm really tired of her that she really disturb me bla bla bla....Immediately she replied with just Three sentences she said ' : "Ademi" as she usually calls me, I'm. doomed !! she expressed , I can't believe you said this to me...If I die tomorrow you will be responsible....' and she stop calling....

I was really afraid that night....immediately I call her back after Like 3times she finally picked...tho' I apologized and tried to explain that I was busy and she finally calm down....

there the calling still continue , I'm really fed up of her like seriously...I explained the matter to one of mY friend this morning and he told me to just tell her that I'm no more interested but am really afraid of what can happen cos whenever she calls me and I didn't pick it she will text me a msg saying I'm really hurting her ...

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please nairalander, whenever i download any audio from youtube, it will just bring videoplayback and it won,t play...please any help?
ThE phone model is techno h5 .

this is an old pic .... this the 4th time I'm seeing it on nairaland

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sorry dear. .
buh next time no visit that guy at night again...
or Tell him to escort you if u can't do without visiting him....
tho' I jez guess...

HERSLEY:
Hmmmm Unilag didn't make the most sort after? Mushroom University

lolzz....nhazo....Nah only name dem carry for head

ozy4christ:
Hahahahahahahahaha na so

lolzzz...abi

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Nowadays if care is not taken ehn
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Guy's gonna date the same girl twice
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You will be like
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GUY: Buh bae, your face looks familiar ,
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GIRL: Yea, am am JUSTINAH, we dated 2014, i was dark in complexion then
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GUY:

The University of Ilorin has again emerged the nation's most
preferred higher institution of learning, having attracted far
more admission applicants than any other university in this
year's Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination (UTME).
This is the third consecutive year that the Better-by-far
institution will be attracting the highest number of
admission seekers.
Statistics obtained from the computer-based test conducted
between February 27 and March 3 this year across 540
centres in Nigeria and eight overseas countries showed that
Unilorin attracted 103, 238 admission seekers, maintaining
the record it had set in the last two years. A total of
1,592,305 million candidates sat for the examination
conducted by the Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board
this year.
This revelation was contained in an exploratory report on
the 2016/2017 pre-admission exercise by one of the nation's
leading newspapers, The Punch, entitled “Imo has highest
number of UTME candidates”.
In its edition of Tuesday, June 14, 2016, the newspaper
reported that “UNILORIN, as in the last two years, still
occupies the first slot in terms of attracting the highest
number of applicants. One hundred and three thousand,
two hundred and thirty-eight candidates applied to study in
the university this year”.
According to the report, the University of Benin, Benin City,
with 81,363 applicants came second while Ahmadu Bello
University, Zaria, with 75,383 candidates, came third.
The University of Nigeria, Nsukka, attracted 65,954
candidates to place fourth, while Bayero University, Kano,
with 64,220 applicants, and Nnamdi Azikiwe University,
Awka, with 61,862 candidates came fifth and sixth
respectively.
The University of Lagos (Unilag), with 60,659 candidates, is
placed seventh while the nation's premier university, the
University of Ibadan (UI), with 59,176 candidates, came
eighth. In last year's rankings, 68-year-old UI was placed
seventh while UNILAG was fifth.
Obafemi Awolowo University, Ile-Ife, retained the ninth
position it occupied in 2015. This year, it attracted 45,924
candidates.
The University of Jos, which was not among the top 10 most
preferred universities in 2015, improved on its rankings,
placing 10th this year with 40,366 candidates.
For the private universities, the Covenant University, Ota;
Afe Babalola University, Ado-Ekiti; Babcock University,
Ilishan-Remo; and Igbinedion University, Okada, Edo State,
occupied the first four positions in terms of attracting
candidates' interest. They had 2, 586; 1,304, 1,248 and 418
candidates in that order.
Missing on the top 10 private universities among candidates
this year, are the Bell University, Ota, owned by former
President Olusegun Obasanjo, and the American University
of Nigeria, Yola, founded by former Vice-President, Atiku
Abubakar.
The Madonna University, Okija, Anambra State (370); Bowen
University, Iwo (329); Al-Qalam University, Katsina (308) and
the Baze University, FCT (277) came fifth, sixth, seventh and
eighth in that order.
The Bingham University, Karu, with 247 candidates, and
Benson Idahosa University, Benin City, with 204 candidates,
occupied the ninth and 10th positions, out of the over 60
private universities in the country.
Meanwhile, the report also showed that Imo State indigenes
topped the list of applicants that sat for this year's UTME
with a total of 104,383candidates (about 6.56 per cent) of the
1,592,305 million candidates that sat for the examination
conducted by the Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board
this year.
Delta State came second on the table with 78,854 candidates
(4.95) in the examination.
The third on the table is Anambra State, which produced
77,694 or 4.88 per cent of the candidates.
In the examination, Osun State had 72,752 candidates,
placing it in the fourth position.
The statistics also revealed that Oyo State, with 72,298
candidates (4.54 per cent), came fifth, while Enugu State
placed sixth with 69,381 candidates or 4.36 per cent.
In the seventh position is Edo State with 66,107 or 4.15 per
cent of the candidates, while Ogun State placed eighth with
62,973 candidates.
Akwa Ibom State, which placed ninth, had 62,369 candidates,
while Benue State, in the 10th position, led the pack from
the 19 states in the North with 60,160 candidates.
Kogi State placed 11th on the rankings with 57,694
candidates, whereas Kwara State, which accommodates the
University of Ilorin, had 54,606 candidates, placing 12th
among the 36 states of the federation.
Still on the rankings, the lowest 10 states in terms of
applicants are Niger, Borno, Taraba, Adamawa, Jigawa,
Yobe, Sokoto, Kebbi, Zamfara and FCT.
While 18,231 Niger State indigenes applied for tertiary
education this year, Borno and Taraba states had 15,697 and
15,672 candidates respectively. Adamawa, Jigawa, Yobe and
Sokoto had 15, 615, 12,664, 10,045, and 10,006 in that order.
FCT had only 4,087 candidates.
Meanwhile, of the 1,592,305 million candidates that sat for
the examination, only 68,481 candidates applied to study
Education.
Social Sciences topped the Faculty table with 362,567
candidates.
The breakdown further reveals that whereas 336,694
candidates sought to study Medicine, 95,182 others applied
to study Law.
Engineering/Technical/Environmental courses with 228,195
candidates attracted a higher number of applicants than
Administration and Arts/Humanities, which posted 88,029
candidates.
Similarly, 217,150 candidates considered Sciences this year,
while only 25,445 of the 1,592,305 million candidates
applied to study Agriculture











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mhen.............. i hate this school with passion.............

and it's a federal school for that matter...............

while there mates are already preparing for second semester test.......

them still dey announce strike........

and them no get shame

nah only name them carry for head ......

i no fit advice my enemy to choose the school

i wonder when all this 2016/2017 aspirants gonna do screening sef..

cos that stupid babe chooose the school

wowww..........lovely

FincoApps:
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Other ways of making cash is offering things like subscriptions or upgrades on the website E.g Badoo, Irokotv, Ibakatv, Pin Pals app

Apart from these methods, I don't know any other way they make money. That's why popular WhatsApp app do not make money directly from the app (for most of the population)

THANKS SHA

I just know she is hiding some where with her boyfriend..........

later we will just hear she has been found

but we won't know how and where she was......

that's babes for you.....

buh make i no lie

the babe fine oo

yutsuf:
check d banner below, they paid for it to be thr...

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So it's only through advert they are making money?

cbrass:
When you create a website that attracts huge traffic, advertising agencies will approach you for advert slots on your website, so thats where you make money

wow gotten...thankx alot...

thats what all of them will be claiming,
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Shey me wey had a girlfriend in school can't be the overall best graduate okwa??

Infact i will be like..
I only dated 25girls in my whole time in school and still focused to be the best graduate...

FincoApps:
Op, like yutsuf said: they make money mainly from adverts

And DEFINITELY not mb... lol that's so ridiculous

please what do u mean by advert, i don't understand please explain better

Dear webmasters,...........

i went to an engineer to repair my phone......

and there he was discussion something with some people....

so i decided to join them........

the main topic of our discussion was :

" WHICH WAY ARE THOSE WEBMASTERS (PEOPLE THAT OWNS A WEBSITE (like Nairaland, naijaloaded, gurusloaded,myschool, and others sites) GENERATING THEIR INCOMES FROM US?? as in if at all there is any income for them, for owning a website, how did they generate it, is it from we that do visit their sites ? if Yes how.....AND IF OTHERWISE PLEASE EXPLAIN.....at least someone cannot open a website like that and not making any small cash from people visiting that particular site.....

someone said it is from our MB ....e.g the more MB you spent on nairaland or naijaloaded will be converted to Currency and will be entering the owner's account....But another person said the MB belong to only the network provider and not the owner of the site....

since then i have also been thinking of that particular thing.............

just feeling confused...


Please could you please shed more light on it for me?

i will be very grateful

THANKS....

Choi.... Make me self start calling any number I see... And be telling them say nah wrong number. Whether Mai luck go come sha

drnairalov:
is he dead?

Nooo e go rest

please which airtel subscription can I do on my Infinix Hot 2.....with 1000naira for One month please ...
Either tweaking or normal sub Co's I have rooted my phone and I have been using glo biz ON it....buh Glo network not really good here....please I'm waiting pleaae....I have already loaded the 1k