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Number 6 is so true....just it like if you agree with me!!

kingDELE:
i dnt mind ur comment in yoruba.
Lol coz what u wrote is lubbish to ME

I taught yu understand French better

kingDELE:
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la vie sera toujour la vie Mon frere

A PRESS STATEMENT FROM THE STUDENTS' UNION GOVERNMENT OF THE FEDERAL UNIVERSITY OF TECHNOLOGY, AKURE.

1. With heavy heart the students' union government received the information about the fatal accident that happened today at Ibule soro.

2. It was an unfortunate, tragedy that befall the entire staff, management and the students' of this institution

3. They(victims) were actually on a private journey to Ibadan to attend a missionary conference after the night vigil they had at redeem Christian fellowship.

4. It was so unfortunate that after a stressful night with fatigue kick they started the journey.

5. The accident involved a Toyota hiace bus with 15 students on board(one from UNIBEN, one PGD student and 13 undergraduates from FUTA) and a motorcycle which was the cause of the accident. It was so sad that a students who participated in the vigil drived the bus.

6. The driver lost control when he(driver) wanted to avoid a crash with the rider of the motorcycle and the driver in trying to save the collision with the OKADA man, the bus somersaulted more than three times; they were immediately rushed to private hospitals and at the end four of the victims gave up the ghost; on this day sadness and sorrow engulf the entire members of the union and the management.

7. As of the time of filling this statement the remaining students' are responding to treatment; we therefore on behalf of the entire students uses this medium to commend the effort of the university management for the vital role played in resuscitating the life of some of the victims. Your action today had demonstrated your caring heart to the students' of this University, not forgetting the FRSC officials and the students that donated blood.

7. It is to be noted that the accident does not in anyway relate to CSP210 as been rumoured by some set of miscreants whose sole aims is to secure the opportunity to cause a mayhem on campus

8. The students' union hereby cease this opportunity to commiserate with the fellowship, friends, mate, and most especially the family of the deceased on this irreparable loss and it is our prayer that God should give them the fortitude to bear the loss. Amen
9. It is also important to inform the entire students populace to join us in prayer to avert such reoccurrence and for God's mercy to bring back two of the victims who are in critical condition which has been refer to specialist hospital for proper medical attention

10. The students' union hereby declare three days mourning which takes effect from 12am tomorrow and as such all staff of the union(tenants) and in extension those selling things on campus are to stay off work during this period of mourning any individual that goes otherwise might not be able to tell the story, consequently SUG flags has been lowered; this is part of the activities line up by the union to pay our respect for these fallen hero

11. Finally, we urge all FUTARIANS to be calm and prayerful as everything is now under control.

We pray the love of God enfolds us during this difficult times and he helps us heal with the passage of time.

Thanks
Comr. Olusegun Oladele
SUG PRESIDENT FUTA

#OasisMediaReports

The management of Osun State Polytechnic,
OSPOLY, Iree has reversed the suspension of
students union activities.
This was stated clearly in a memo pasted around
the campus and signed by the school register, Mr
Adeniyi Odedeyi.


The memo partly reads, ” In view of the above, I
am directed to inform the entire students that the
management has magnanimous considered the
letter of appeal on resolution of internal dispute
between the students union executives and the
students representatives council written by two
warring leadership of the students union
Government dated 12th May, 2016.


“In the light above, the management has resolve
to lift the suspension order place on students
Union activities effective from today Monday 16th
may, 2016.”


It could be recalled that the union activities was
suspended on 10th May, 2016 which was due to
rancor between the two arms of Government.
The management urged every students to continue
to be law abiding.




ourschool.com.ng/2016/05/osun-state-polytechnic-management-reverses-suspended-union-activities/

The Lagos State University (LASU) said that it would issue its certificates to 17,695 graduands at its 20th Convocation scheduled for May 25 and May 26. Its Vice-Chancellor,Prof. Olanrewaju Fagbohun, who said this at a news conference on Thursday, added that the graduands were for the 2013/2014 and 2014/2015 academic sets.


Fagbohun said that 6, 241 graduands would be convocated for the full time programme. The vice- chancellor said that seven students made first class division , while 1,040 made second class upper and 3,271 made second class lower divisions. He said that 1,575 made third class division and 206 would be graduating with a pass degree.



According to Fagbohun, at the External System, one student made first class, while 1,016 made second class upper division. He said that 6,990 made second class lower division, 767 made third class division and 10 students made pass.


Fagbohun said 173 students would graduate at diploma programme, with five students making distinction, 44 made upper credit , 72 made lower credit, 10 made credit, 11 made merit and 31 made pass.

The vice -chancellor said that 2,497 would be convocated at the Higher Degree Programme. He, however, promised that the university would offer the first class students automatic employment. `` While the second class upper students will also be considered afterward.’’ Fagbohun said the graduands have fulfilled the requirements for the award of the university's degrees.

The vice-chancellor said the 20th convocation would be special, ``because it was coming at a time that the university was experiencing a dramatic-turn around.’’ Fagbohun said that the installation of the university’s chancellor would also take place during the ceremony. ``The positive turn around within the university was the handiwork of the Lagos State Government under the leadership of Gov. Akinwunmi Ambode.


``The university will forever be grateful to the hardworking governor of our noble state. ``The projects, most of which are at advantage stages of construction, will not only add aesthetics and class to the architectural landscape of the institution, they will also add to the value of the quality of teaching and learning in the University,’’ he said. Fagbohun listed the completed projects to be inaugurated to include: the N1.068billion Faculty of Science building, the N40 million LASU Radio station and the twin lecture Theatre at the Faculty of Law. He said the on-going projects include: the university’s senate building, the ultra-modern central university library, the ultra-modern students’ union complex. Also, there is the School of Communication and three blocks of 12 flats each for lecturers’ accommodation.




Fagbohun urged well-meaning Nigerians to emulate donors like Chief Adebutu Kessington, Jim Ovia, B.O. Benson, late Chief Molade Okoya Thomas and others by donating generously to the growth and development of the university. He charged the graduands to complete their bio-data and clearance as scheduled.






Source: Vanguard Online

I even taught he was still alive

just 5800stroke of canes

SANDOSKI:
Nice write up... Op




*Clapping *

thanks!!

lapazi:
Help the needy, Be generous! Be a 'Giver' not a 'Taker'

This is my CREDO

nice one op

WHITEWIZARD:
BEAUTIFUL

ok

SANDOSKI:
Nice write up... Op




*Clapping *

thanks

***DID YOU KNOW **


1. Your shoes are the first thing people subconsciously notice about you. Wear nice shoes.


2. If you sit for more than 11 hours a day, there's a 50% chance you'll die within the next 3 years.


3. There are at least 6 people in the world who look exactly like you. There's a 9% chance that you'll meet one of them in your lifetime.


4. Sleeping without a pillow reduces back pain and keeps your spine stronger.


5. A person’s height is determined by their father, and their weight is determined by their mother.


6. If a part of your body "falls asleep", You can almost always "wake it up" by shaking your head.

7. There are three things the human brain cannot resist noticing - food, attractive people and danger.


8. Right-handed people tend to chew food on their right side.


9. Putting dry tea bags in gym bags or smelly shoes will absorb the unpleasant odor.


10. According to Albert Einstein, if honey bees were to disappear from earth, humans would be dead within 4 years.


11. There are so many kinds of apples, that if you ate a new one every day, it would take over 20 years to try them all.


12. You can survive without eating for weeks, but you will only live 11 days without sleeping.


13. People who laugh a lot are healthier than those who don’t.


14. Laziness and inactivity kills just as many people as smoking.


15. A human brain has a capacity to store 5 times as much information as Wikipedia.


16. Our brain uses the same amount of power as a 10-watt light bulb!!


17. Our body gives enough heat in 30 minutes to boil 1.5 liters of water!!


18. The Ovum egg is the largest cell and the sperm is the smallest cell!!


19. Stomach acid (conc. HCl) is strong enough to dissolve razor blades!!


20. Take a 10-30 minute walk every day & while you walk, SMILE. It is the ultimate antidepressant.


21. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day.


22. When you wake up in the morning, pray to ask God's guidance for your purpose, today.


23. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants.


24. Drink green tea and plenty of water. Eat blueberries, broccoli, and almonds.


25. Try to make at least three people smile each day.


26. Don't waste your precious energy on gossip, energy vampires, issues of the past, negative thoughts and things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment.


27. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a college kid with a maxed out charge card.
28. Life isn't fair, but it's still good.



29. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Forgive them for everything..

30. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
31. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.



32. Make peace with your past so it won't spoil the present.



33. Don't compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about.


34. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.
35. Frame every so-called disaster with these words: 'In five years, will this matter?'


36. Help the needy, Be generous! Be a 'Giver' not a 'Taker'


37. What other people think of you is none of your business...

38. Time heals everything..

39. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.
40. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will. Stay in touch.


41. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.


42. Each night before you go to bed, pray to God and be thankful for what you accomplished, today. What if you woke up this morning and only had what you thanked God for yesterday? DON’T FORGET TO THANK GOD FOR EVERYTHING.


43. Remember that you are too blessed to be stressed.








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Mother plays an important role in everyone life whether it is any infant, kid or even any established man. Everyone loves to give their mother a lot of love and wishes on this special occasion of Mother’s day. So, get ready as we are posting some of the best status which you can send to your mother via Whatsapp or SMS too. Mother’s day is a special occasion which is made by our elders so that on this day our mother can enjoy her life to her fullest potential. Every son or daughter loves to show their love to their mother by gifting her something special. So, to make her day more special you can also send her some good mothers day quotes via SMS. Due to any kind of issue if you are not with your mother or cant meet her on this special day than you can send her some of these awesome mothers day quotes.


. Love is blind because our mothers starts loving us before seeing us.


2. For the friend, the support, the mother you are….. I love you mom.
3. A mother can replace all persons but she is a person whose place no one can take.
4. I believe in Love at First Sight because I have been loving my mother since I opened my eyes
5. Happy Mothers day. May your day be as special as you are.
6. All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother
7. My mother was my greatest fan.
8. Mothers hold their children’s hands for a short while but their hearts forever.
9. Youth fades, love droops the leaves of friendship fall. A mother’s secret love outlives them all.
10. Being a mother is not about what you gave up to have a child. but what you have gained from having one.


Mothers Day Status 2016 | Happy Mothers Day Messages:



There is no one like a mother and no mother quite like you… You are so very thoughtful and caring and I want to thank you mother for making my life brighter.

The important thing for you as a mom is to be there for your daughter, and let her know the door is always open if she wants to talk now or in the future.

“Thank You” seems very small to say when I think about all the sacrifices you have made for me. I love you dearest mommy. Happy Mothers day to you.

Thank you for always sharing your smiles, your hugs, your words of encouragement and for all the countless times you’ve been there for me. I love you, Mom!

A mother like you is the sweetest gift that god has ever given me. I thank him for sending an angel who’ll always beside me. You are the best among rest. I love you mom.

A mother is a person who, seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie.

You have seen me laugh, cry and always you were there with me. I may not have always said it but thanks and I love you. Happy Mother’s day! I remember my mother’s prayers and they have always followed me. They have clug to me all my life.

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$share this to our lovely mum

Did Anyone Noticed this from Mtn?? ??

Some days back I noticed that migration From One Tariff plan to another plan which cost 100# before if not up to one month is now free.....


Example: I migrated from Mtn pulse to Mtn zone then again from Mtn zone to Mtn biz class.... to my surprise Mtn didn't deduct any kobo.... I think that will be Good if it's continue like this...


Has anyone Noticed it also

OPEN LETTER TO THE EXECUTIVE GOVERNOR OF
ONDO STATE
His Excellency,
Dr. Olusegun Mimiko,
Executive Governor of Ondo state,
Governor’s Office
State Secretariat,
Ondo state.


Your Excellency,

TOTAL REDUCTION OF THE ADEKUNLE AJASIN
UNIVERSITY, AKUNGBA-AKOKO REPARATION FEE.
With high sense of humility, I bring to you a
solidarity greeting from the whole Ondo state
students.


I am also using this medium to commend you for
the good work you have been doing in our state.
I write to you today regarding your intention of the
reparation fee the Adekunle Ajasin University
students are to pay, a huge sum of twenty-five
thousand naira(#25, 000) exclusive bank charges.
Sir, that is a huge sum of money compare to the
economical crisis the country is into now.


A student whose parent are civil servants, how on
earth would they afford that when you haven’t
even pay their salary up to date?
Not every state is that financially buoyant now not
to even made mention of paying their workers up
to date, so how will they afford to pay the fee after
they must have fought tooth and nail to pay their
school fees.


On this note sir, i write this to you to please
reduce the fee totally so as for the students to payj
on time and continue their examinations.
We expected our problems to be your worries just
because you are a man with a caring heart and
concern at all time.




I hope and wish you see this not as mere letter
from a critic but from a concern chief servant like
you who care for the masses.
Thanks and God bless.


Yours in Struggle,

Comr. (Engr.) Atolusi Damilola Anthony,
P.k.a Antoz,
Chairman NANS Ondo JCC
08137044607, 08167418302





rebroadcast /Mich/

OPEN LETTER TO AAUA VC PROF. AJIBEFUN
REDUCTION OF REPARATION FEE

Dear Sir,


I write this not as a student, but as a prodigal son
who left his father’s house and after realizing his
wrong decision, came back to beg for forgiveness,
of which the father accepted him and even
celebrated his return.

Daddy, I as a person is totally against the violence
which led to the destruction of properties within
and outside the School environment, it is totally
uncalled for. Sir, however, you elders in Yoruba
proverb say “ti aba na omo pelu owo otun, afi tosi
famora pada” that is, if we beat a child with right
hand, we draw him closer with left hand, this
reparation fee of N25, 000.00 is too much at this
time of economy especially in our citadel that is
dominated by Ondo Civil Servants workers who
are still owed, moreso, students who finance
themselves and whose workplace lies around the
school environment.


Sir, you will remember how students begged for
School fees payment extension, if Students who
begged for extension of a cheap school fees, Sir,
getting N25, 000 at stipulated time of 7days is a
Mount Everest I doubt which many can climb.


If you recall Sir, the Student Union President said
the protest was hijacked by some ‘miscreants’
whom were no longer students and felt theyu
should unleash their anger towards the decision
the School melted out on them, Sir I would also
like to call your attention that 90% of AAUAITES
are not involved in this violent protest. We
students of course are aware that we would pay
for damages, but not up to this amount sir.



I appreciate your effort and hardwork since the riot
occurred, however sir, tamper mercy with justice,
we plea to you and the management that the fee
be reduced as many parent are stranded and
financially handicap at this moment. Sir, as a
caring father, please consider the innocent people
whom were even injured in the protest they did
not even participate.


Finally Sir, we’re in total support of appropriate
punishment to whoever that is found guilty of this
violent protest which has disrupt our academic
calendar, as such Students should not be
tolerated in a 21st century university properly
called.



Once again sir, we ask for nothing but mercy from
you and the board of senate so as to reduce the
burden on we innocent students.


God bless you sir, God bless AAUA, God bless
Ondo State

Yours faithfully,

Ogbeni Hercules
08096601341
Cc: Dean Student Affairs
DVC Academics
DVC Administration
AAUA Board of Senate
Dean Faculty of Arts
Dean Faculty of SOMASSA
Dean Faculty of Science
Dean Faculty of Agriculture
Dean Faculty of Education









Rebroadcast!! Mich

bunmiano:
osun state

Oloriburku Rauf... hin Don change something today Co's people Don curse him Die...


thanks sahara desert....


sorry sahara desert

same here.... I do sleep around 4:30am and wake up 6am every day....buh my own nah phone addiction sha

I'm tired of this nonsense.!!! ........................ . So because I gave Obama my phone number I can no longer rest again? He's alwys calling me on phone asking 4 my advice.. Imagine he called me 2weeks ago 2 tell me that his daughter is getting married.!! If Ur daughter is getting married so what. . Then just last week, Jay-z sent me a message on whatsapp asking 4 my autograph to give to his wife Beyonce and his daughter, I dnt even knw hw he managed 2 get my number... . As if dat wasn't enough ever since I gave Bill Gates money 2 finance his business, Dangote has been coming 2 my house to disturb me, asking me 2 help him too.. Anyway I gave him a warehouse filled with money yesterday, I hope he doesn't come back 2 bother me again. . Even Bill Gates' son that I broke up with has been disturbing, calling me on phone, sending me text msgs.. asking me 2 accept him back, I jst dnt knw what 2 do.!! . Now becos I bought Messi a new Lamborghini, Ronaldo started disturbing me to buy 4 him which I did 2 days ago... . Most of all, u won't believe that even World bank borrowed money from me yesterday, I don't even knw when they'll pay me back.. . . Make I go piss 1st... I must finish this dream

Aliyeous:
wat if afta consultin d alfa u find d sd card in ur back pocket... u don enta one chance b dat

how will it reach there?? Something I put in Mai phone
...abi u put it there yourself?

faithesco:
Swear with alfa?dats 2 small na,wait lemme teach u,dis 9yt ehhhn,just come out from ur house by 12midnight stark naked oooo,then go on ur kneels ehhhn,and face d moon,my dear if u curse ehhhhnnn,chai even ogun,amadioha effect nor reach dat#for more tutorial hit d like button#lol#scarface

lemme try that one too

ifex370:
Dont... naturally, theres no reward for the wicked

I know buh lemme give the person a reward myself

Dear Nairalander...!!!




Today I left home this morning With my phone and Everything complete in it.... to cut the story short 'Co's as am typing this..... am not in good mood at all....








I was about to leave this evening when I discovered that My SD Card has been stolen away from my phone..... all my Apps...Pix... Videos... Music and most Important things on my phone Gone!!!!


Now what I want to do is to consult an Alfa to run the person Mad Co's it really pains me...


Ahbeg am I wicked if I do this?

Oloriburuku governor.... koni da fun yin

AYODEJI4LOVE:
you ought to add OAU and UI also UNIBEN after LAUTECH

lolzz.... abi Uni Ilorin

These are the list of schools you can apply
for this year without selecting in jamb
All private universities
Eksu
Uniosun
Osustech
Lasu
Kwasu
Ansu
Fuoye



For Now these are those available. ....buh feel free to add yours if you know any

As we all know that the stage is set and the
sales of 2016/2017 post utme form has
commence and candidates needs to be aware
of the 5 rules of admission that can guarantee
your admission.





Rule 1 : Adequate preparation: he will fail to
plan is definitely heading for defeat and the
sooner you understand the concept of this rule,
the better it get for you.
By now all prospectives students of various
institution are expected to be working day and
night to ensure you prepare adequately for the
forthcoming post utme exam.
score does not give Admission in Nigeria
institution but a higher or good score does.
50 is score while 70 is a good or higher score.
Only candidates that are well prepared will be
able to attain the required score.






Rule 2: Past question: post utme past question
paper are very important for the success of all
prospective students.
Imagine having an insight as to how your
school post utme exam will be and also having
the likely questions with you.
It's an advantage you should always count on
and myschoolnewz.com can provide you with
the complete and correct post utme past
question for your school.












Rule 3: Don't Abadon Meat for Fish: beware
and don't make this silly mistake.
The 2016 jamb policy gave each registered
candidates the opportunity to select two
different universities.
However you must be inform that only the
university you select as first choice will be
more willing to consider you for admission
while the university you choose as 2nd choice
may not consider you for admission.
Make sure you put 70% of your strength on the
university you selected as first choice and give
the remaining 30% strength you have to the
university you selected as 2nd choice.












Rule 4 : whenever you see short cut ( take it )
short cut is simply a way of asking friends,
family, a friend or neighbour who is currently a
student of the school you applied for or anyone
who can assist you in the school you applied
for in jamb.
Some institutions does not admit based on
merit alone but also through short cut and
however you need to careful of scammers and
419 who may also want to defraud you when
searching for short cut.
Some short cut are free and powerful.





Rule 5: Common Sense : common sense
should be able to tell anyone that score below
200 in jamb with the aim of studying medicine
or law to quickly change his/her course to
something lower.
Some courses are extremely competitive and a
very low score in jamb will definitely throw you
out.
Ensure your score is good enough for your
course.





Best of luck to everyone.



#Mich

Lautech aspirant

(Computer Science )

will like to meet my school mates to help me on rule4 sha ahbeg