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Can some one tell me anything bout Fed poly Ado, my jamb score is 160 for banking and finance.is there any hope for me at all.and i don't understand the from a guy said is now on sales for both PT and full student.how possible is that?plz u can reach me on this number 08032310012.
i need urgent reply from anyone that knows better.
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call her sit her down and tell her you are no mo instrested Gba Oooo point blank.
let her go for some other guys

copy and paste.
you try,

Dat wan na lie jo,

DeepZone:
Local man; You forgot that most couples that wed out here operate from a hotel room even if they live in town.

see internaltional man,
mumu even if them use hotel room na him make the bride/groom deh open all the hotel rooms,
talk 2 me,

DeepZone:
Your wedding is tomorrow, your kits and kins from far and wide are in town for the wedding of the century, distinguished members of the royal families and govt dignitaries, old school mates,professional colleagues etc are painting the town red just for you. But, while exchanging pleasantries with few friends in a pre wedding party, he/she disappeared to Bleep an old fling. You walked into your hotel room and caught them butt naked in bed. Will you cancel the wedding because of that or will you let it go and continue the wedding?

What if the cheater is the man, do you think your family and his family will find it funny that you are canceling the wedding because of that after all men unofficially obtain cheating licenses in Nigeria.

Uhunnmmmm, what is he/she looking for in an hotel room b4 he was caught by the bride/groom
which means say na the same both of them wan do,perhaps deh do self.
man post some thing reasonable some other time have read and heard bout this same old story.can't even remember.

lidbb2:
@ poster
your case is not a rare one.It is very common.
i think a good number of ladies have this "dissatisfaction syndrome" in them until when they start approaching their late twenties.
No matter how good a man is,they will always feel that there is a better man out there for them.
it is this "feeling" that makes then change their boyfriends gladly even though the guy is by all standards very good for them.
understand that men and fundamentally logical creatures,women on the other hand are completely emotional,and are always influenced by "how they feel,or want to feel".
don't be surprised that a woman will date a yahoo boy with a criminal record just because he makes her "feel good and alive".
but the find afterwards that they have decieved themselves,and they will start running back to the man they logically should never have left in the first place.
but then,women are not logical.

Real Talk, them no know make you let them know.
i quite agree with ya man.

what a life!!!!!!!

Meehhh Una need to 70 dayz prayer for that you very broda Oooooo.

9ices, i like ur new resolution.
keep it up.

Girl i think people on this forum has said it all.the choice is yours.
i call that choice, itz a free world remember.

anewsong:
These tips determines how a relationship can maintain its standard. (1)communication:The standard of your communication has a lot to do with your relationship.make sure you have good closeness with each other,you should create time to have dates so that you can have much time to discuss issues bout each other which will help your relationship. (2)trust:make sure your lover trust you,do things that will let him/her know you are trustworthy,never give room to suspects,I mean don't allow anything that will make him/her become suspicious of any wrong steps (3)gifts:be ready to exchange gifts with each other,as you know love is all about exchange of feelings,so it is about change of gifts.But be careful in the type of gifts you give out.(4)send him/her love texts. if you want free love poems visit www.datingstressfree(dot)(dot)com

You try,
But first tell me how long have you been into relationship.coz is best said than pratice/done.

Maybe Yes/Maybe No, itz all depends on you and how much you love one anoda.

follow your heart girl friend,
i belive you know whatz best for you.thatz all i could say.

meeheenn wetting make you pop this kind question in the first place.
and besides how come you found urself in that kinda situation,abi you jst feel like, asking to know people opnion.
?which one you choose answer that question your self

for where woman ke, not in this life time.
i like they way i am.

would you blame topup,
meeheen the guy/girl still miss his/her Ex and as a mata of fact nobodi doesn't misses them one way or the other.
if you think am lying then talk 2 me,
"i deh wait make i reply any one weh say him no miss his/her Ex"

Real Talk,
i feel ya.

S*x in the Dark



There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.

Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.

Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.

She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit

So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights.

She looked down,  and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated pleasure device,  a vibrator!

Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.

She went completely ballistic.

"You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "How could you be lying to me all of these years?

You better explain yourself!"

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:

"I'll explain the toy . . you explain the kids."



Send this to your good friends and let them have a laugh or else you'll have a bad sex life forever!!! mmm AS IF

Abi Ooooo the portal no deh Open at all.perhaps maybe na b/coz people too much on the web site na him make am no deh go at all.probably by monday sha i belive the site should be going through.

gabrywyl:
@ Topic,

It doesn't have to be that the dude have to sleep with his friend's wife. They can do a Sperm transfer provided both couples agree to it.

Uhunmmmm, see yan
i assume you can do it if you find your self in that kinda situation,now the question is this? are you doing it for the luv of moni or jst been a cheerful baby giver.i need to know why you wanna do it.Provided Sperm transfer,

White Men with their problem.coz you never see a black man in his right sence to agree with that kinda thing.for how much and his best friend for that mata.
Na only God go save all from all this crayz scene.

desmondtut:
Yea u girls are rite but 2 me i can't do sumtin like that.Rite nw im single because my girlfriend broke up wit me datin a sugar daddy nw but 2 me im lookin 4 a girl that wil love me d way i love so if any girl out der wnt 2 make me feel happy again so just give me a cal on this nu 08054118757 and 08064915973 so cal me nw.

Na wetting dem ask you make you talk na wetting you deh yan!!! Does this place look like where you could get a girl.and how are we so sure you are on of those men that toy with girl feeling.you can imagine a guy leaving his numbers jst b/coz you need a girl.
make you deh try compile anything dem deh try talk for forum.
No disrespect man.

Meeennhhhhh tell her point blank 'you no know am"
so, what na him you kon deh carry fro head like say na big some thing,

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People what happening to you all.
you guys to seems to 4get all bout LOVE, who knows if any of you has ever Xpirence through love coz i dont jst get it all you guys could say is for him to leave her and go on with his life.what if he never found some one that will ever makes him happy in life again apart from this very girl?
and how are we so sure the next girl wont even do some thing woser than what she has done?
after to all some one in Bilble got married to a prostitute compare to this very act.



FSb i feel for you man,she must have realised her mistakes by now with my lil knowledge the girl is jst be sincere to you.
alright bro .
see ya have a gud life and be gud.
ok

ziddy:
she sounds like a perpetually confused individual to me, you know one of those people who glide through life without actually knowing what they want from it, who leave all the important decisions in their lives to other people.

Get rid of her before she ruins your life. stupidity is second nature to her, you can be sure she will continue sleeping with the guy while she just tags you along till she drops you and breaks your heart.

Men,
guess you are rather too harsh to the advice you are giving FSB,don't know you if read his story line well,for crying out loud.he said he loves this girl in question and plaining on getting marry to her.and you don't judge people by the act coz any one could have falling for it.thatz why we are human don't act as if you are one gud man/boy, that you ve done this kind of thing to any one b4.
Don't tell me, that what she did was wrong by telling her man what went wrong.atlease with her confession she free.
you don't have to judge any one so that you won't be judge as well.
next time read well and be considrate man.
Love is not jst a child play.where do you xpect the poor guy to start from?? looking for some other girl only God knows what that one is going to turn out to be,