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saintdennison19:
Mine has been approved, and my test is in Portharcourt 28-7-17.
Please, I will really appreciate if any can help with DPR past questions,
My mail-saintdennison19@gmail.com.

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conqueror221:
Add me to the whatsapp group. 08034370948

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please add me to the wattsapp group 08054228717

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Modupeelizabeth:
pls add me on whatapp 08032369519.. or rather send d link

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goonerette:
what and what should one be expecting during the test.

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freemeicid:
DPR 2016 Aptitude Test Past Questions
Department of Petroleum Resources, Dpr, computer based aptitude test for 2017 recruitment exercise commences on Monday 24th July. As usual, invited applicants are looking for the Dpr past questions and answers as well as searching for the format of the examination.

We have decided to post samples of the past assessment test questions from previously conducted Department of Petroleum Resources recruitment exercise.

Note that the Dpr questions can come from physics, mechanical engineering, further maths, geology, economics, account, history, chemistry, general knowledge etc. Here is a sample of the Dpr aptitude test invitation email / sms for shortlisted candidates.


Click on the link bellow to get questions

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semiu64:
Good morning house, pls anybody with information about DPR test. What to study?

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semiu64:
mine is 26th at the same venue with yours

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semiu64:
Good morning house, pls anybody with information about DPR test. What to study?

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isikefelister:
The Department of Petroleum Resources DPR has started sending out invites to shortlisted candidates for its aptitude test starting from 24th of July 2017.

Have you received the invite or you are still expecting to receive the invite for the next batch? Then, this is the time for you to start your preparation. I am sure you don't want to miss this golden opportunity of working with DPR.

To prepare for the test, you need to practice some past questions on DPR. If you do not have samples of their past questions and you need one, kindly drop your email or send a private mail to request for it free

omobyadex@yahoo.com

Thank you a lot. I appreciate this kind gesture. Hod bless you and yours.

Who is the Rector of RECTEM?

Tried checking their site but can't get anything from it.

Please help.

Thank you

jeremiah123:
Did anyone got an invite from RECTEM let's discuss the nature of questions that will be asked whether it is questions based on your area of discipline or GMAT format

I got the invite too. Scan through your area of discipline. Then current affairs.

jeremiah123:
Did anyone got an invite from RECTEM let's discuss the nature of questions that will be asked whether it is questions based on your area of discipline or GMAT format

I got the invite too. Scan through your area of discipline. Then current affairs.

Neyozak:
Am with my guy. I got d invite too. But dont know d nature of test questions. Guess u are RCCG member.
@all, pls assist with a complete discription to get to RCCG Lagos Province 1,37 jones street, Apapa road, ebute meta(west), oyingbo from IKORODU.

Take Uber.

Or get to Yaba. From Yaba. Just ask or take a bike.

shatlass:
Your cv profile impress us, you are invited for work briefing on MON 10/10/16 by 9am @ 16 Ondo St, behind Keystone bank along Oyigbo-Apapa Rd, Costain. Lagos. ADTN/EM

Please can someone tell me if it's true cos am far from lagos now tnx

It's obviously fake. You don't need a soothsayer to tell you it's fake.

Did you apply for this job? No job role. No company name. Nothing. Don't bother yourself. Which professional company recruits like this? :/ :/

nesta007:
Your application is approved.Your INTERVIEW is slated for MON 25/01/16 by 9am @ 16 Ondo Street,Mosalashi bus/stop,behind Keystone Bank,Costain,Lagos.HR/ADMIN

The HR is pleased to inform you that after careful examination of your CV, your interview comes up on MONDAY 25th of JAN., 2016 by 9AM at Eugenia Building, behind keystone Bank, Mashalashi Bus/Stop, Apapa Road, Costain, Lagos ADT. HR DEPT

I just got the invite. Lol. Not wasting my time going. Just logged in here because I know Nairalanders would have something to say about it. Thank you all!

[quote author=Jackossky post=49838988][/quote]Lol. You cracked me up there

Alright, I hope I remember to do so as the day draws near. Wedding is Next year, first quarter. Please come back to this thread and ask me about the invite.

Thank you.

freestuffng:
Hello @Ototoyi and @FlexTrex, any feedback from McKinsey ? Did you guyz get the result of you SHL Test asap or they have not get gotten back to you? Please I will want to know. Thanks peeps.
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Hello. I wrote the SHL test too in September, 30th. Deadline was 3rd of October. I haven't heard from them. Just searched Nairaland and saw your update. I want to know if you've received any mail from them?

IamLEGEND1:
and in that night ladies and gentlemen,she found out he had a micro penïs.

They divorced a couple of months later.

The End.

You're just a clown o.

Sirhethat12:
So konji catch this poster so they she come post am here? and what's more she is even planning to get married CUs of it? isorait! HML in advance ...... #Miliki# by Yusuph from project fame season9 dropping on Friday!

No. Lol. I am not getting married because of sex. However it's definitely something I look forward to.

Thank you for your wishes. Amen.

RoyalBlak007:
that's good news..Finally ur getting ur own Man... Legally †★★*

[color=#AB56BA]Yeah i understand you... I wish you the best of marriage ...I hope I get married someday too [/color]

Thank you. This means so much to me.

Your heart desires will not be cut short. Amen.

RoyalBlak007:
Nice post

You got a target...to get married?

Thank you.

Yaaay. We ar getting married in few months. Lol. I can't wait joooh.

Don't get me wrong o, sex isn't the only reason why I want to get married, but it's something I really look forward to.

At such nights as this, I kinda wish I were married. I sort of envy that my married friends and sisters can choose to have sex when they wish...with their partners. Or at least, there's no guilt, no shame, no shyness. But me (and some others), we keep holding body...waiting to have sex under the right roof...with the right man...no shame nor guilt...where we could go all the way.

If anyone says that you'll have no sexual feelings while courting, know that the person is lieing to you. Similarly, If anyone tells you that a long courtship guarantees that you'll be able to put your body under control, that's also a lie o. I hardly used to have those sexual urges when we first started...7 years down the line, the story is different. The good news however, is that the feelings can be put under control.

In similar vein, I am not ashamed to say that I do have sexual urges...not with any other man, but with the man I love. Oh yea! It's real. We are both waiting. We help to keep eachother accountable. We share same sexual values.

So, if you're married and you've got a man/woman to lawfully and rightly fulfil your sexual desires and fantasies with, I congratulate you. Please don't take your partner for granted and ensure you're having fun been physically intimate with eachother. Likewise, please don't do it out of duty. Have sex because you love him/her and you want to make him or her happy. Some of us envy you guys o.

I need to go and count the number of days I've got left.

ireneony:
I doubt if there's anyone in a relationship without having sex.
i have never met a guy that doesn't want sex in a relationship.

This happened one time..a guy asked me out and i told him i only do relationships without sex.
he was very blunt. .he said" for this town ..for Nigeria. .this kind tin still de happen"
here i was thinking he's the kind of person that does believe in a "without sex relationships" because of his innocent face.

The only time i see or hear WTHOUT SEX RELATIONSHIP is online stories and how ladies turned down men that practice without relationship, I'm like wowwww. Sometimes I'm like how come i don't see this kind of men.

This brings me to my question, how many of you are strictly in a relationship without sex, and how do you cope with the temptations?


Share your experience! !!

We are both waiting...we have been waiting for 7 years now. Hahahahha, strange right? I know right! Its what we both decided to do from the onset. Before I started a relationship with him, I desired a man who would exercise self control on himself as well and not think it is only a woman's duty to keep herself...it is one of the major reasons why I decided to give my consent to start a relationship with him because I found out that we are on the same sexual wavelength. It makes a whole lot of things easy. For instance, we are able to keep check of eachother. We are open with eachother and we remain accountable to eachother.

We understand that this is against the norm. We know this. We are not seeking to please anyone but ourselves and God. Doing things against the norm is something we made up our minds to do from the very beginning. The world thinks it silly to reserve your body for Marriage, we think it is actually the best thing. One, we are not bothered about the chances of getting pregnant. Two, we are not traumatized by the choice of having to commit abortion and or raise a child when we are not financially nor emotionally ready to raise one. Three, it helps us to focus and concentrate on our careers. Four, it builds trust within both of us. Neither of us is concerned about the possibility of sleeping with another partner when one partner is away o long distance or not...and trust me, we have both had causes to be far away in our relationships. At several points, we have both worked and schooled abroad, with one of us left in Nigeria. For instance, while I was schooling in England, He was in Nigeria...while he was schooling in Ghana, I was in Nigeria. This long distance has helped reinforce trust in our relationship because we know the fundamental values that define both of us.

Dont get me right, we do both have sexual urges. Me I do o! Hahahhaha, I feel them down there. Beneath. I hardly used to feel them when I was much younger, but 7 years down the line says a different story...However, the good news is that our sexual urges are under control and with both of us on the same wavelegth, it really helps us. We remain accountable to eachother. We are open about our struggles and urges with eachother. We verbalize our feelings rather than hide or act on them. We say things like... 'oh I do feel like kissing you now o, you know, lol!

We know that this may sound strange or unbelievable to somehow read this. It is alright. We understand your fears and doubts. Like I mentioned earlier, we are committed to going against the norm in our relationship. The world says its okay to taste the puddy, we say, we can actually wait to taste it...when we will feel no guilt, no shame, nothing! Just absolute joy for waiting for the right moment and time! The world says it is not possible to court for 7 years and not have any kind of sexual relations. Well, it is possible, that is because I am one. We are one!

I really cant wait to get married. Dont get me wrong, Sex is not the major reason why i want to get married, but it is something we both look forward to. Ha! 7 years no easy o! We suppose get award sef, lol! We should be married in few months...and I cant wait jooh.

Should you be reading this and you are on the verge of losing yours to a manipulative partner, society's pressure or for some other reason, I want you to know that you are not alone. Please dont. Keep your body. Keep your body because it is the right thing to do. Keep your body because it prevents you from unnecessary stress and headaches. You are not going to be bothered about abortion, the mathematical headaches of calculating your safe periods and you have a very clear head to pursue your dreams. You are not going to be bothered about fathering a child when you are not ready for such. I must tell you that raising a child when you are not ready brings more stress than joy and the trauma of abortion leaves you with lots of guilt. Dont you think that abstinence is indeed the best afterall?

Should you wish to contact me personally, or you need somebody to talk to, a friend to counsel you without judgement nor shame. Do feel free please.

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midasbliss:
Eya, I was a victim earlier this year, my pictures got deleted and my timeline filled with nudes... she just fell victim of hackers...

How did you get to retrieve your account please? And what do the hackers gain doing this?

BarryJones:
Good morning Nairalanders,
I am a graduate of accounting. I completed my accountancy degree in 2014, finishing first class. I completed my NYSC last October. I have searched for jobs to no avail. I actually did test and interviews with some companies, but am yet to receive an offer letter from any of them. For one of the big banks especially, I got to their documentation stage and heard nothing from them again. I even learnt that my contact person was sacked when banks were sacking. Her official email is no longer receiving emails.

Now to my main question:
Due to the fact that I couldn't secure a job, my parents decided I go to study for a masters degree in Accounting in the UK, starting in September. I am currently in the final level of my ICAN examination, with 5 papers left, which I plan to take 2 in November and 3 in May 2017 (ICAN has an exam centre in London). The University I will be going to offers an optional CFA level 1 route along side M.Sc. Accounting. But on a personal note, I find this very expensive to fund with the current Naira to Pound exchange rate (I don't want to overburden my parents- they have other dependants), and since I will be depending on my parents for my every needs. I will need to pay about 1500 pounds for the CFA 1 lectures to the university aside the CFA registration and exam fees. I will spend about 1000 pounds (as against approximately 100k if i was to write in in Nigeria) on ICAN in UK as exam fee and travel expense, since I plan to do self study.

My daddy is now suggesting that I forget ICAN for now and concentrate on doing CFA, because he will want me to come back with internationally recognized certificates to increase my job prospects on my return. But my own thought is that by the time I will be returning from UK, I will both be ICAN Chartered and hold a UK Masters degree. I tried to explain to him that from my little knowledge of CFA, it is a rather limited certification (I believe its mainly for Investment bankers, though I will still apply to Investment Banks when I return) unlike ICAN which gives broader prospects. I am of the opinion that assuming I return to Nigeria in October 2017, I can quickly register as an ACCA student, to have the ACCA in view on my CV, then I will also register as a CFA student, to have the CFA in view, on my CV. I believe that this can increase my chances of also entering Investment Banking. Instead of paying 1500 pounds for CFA lectures to my university, I am thinking it will be cheaper for me to come back to Nigeria first and pay lecture fees here in Naira. I have a passion for setting up businesses, to be self employed and provide jobs for people later on, but I really love to practice Accounting in this my youthful age, and then save up to start my own business.

Please I will appreciate advice from knowledgeable and experienced professionals. Should I heed my dads call?

This is my own opinion. You're almost done with ICAN. I'd suggest you DON'T forget it. I undertook my Masters in England and I know that you can go for the January academic session. You don't have to choose a school that offers admission only for September 2016. Look for schools for January 2017...and make plans to start then.

If that's the case, undertake the remaining ICAN exams you've got in November. You have for examinations in May 2017 right? I think you can book a return ticket to write the second badge of exams in May 2017 (You may have to bear this cost though). I am suggesting this route because it's better to finish what you've started than starting a new thing altogether. Except you can run both.

About the CFA in England. That's great. Since your parents would be sponsoring you, take route that also. But remember that you'd not be able to finish the membership route while in UK. This is because you'd need to come back home after your visa expires. CFA is up to three levels or more. The UK embassy would not permit you to stay a day after your visa expires. Your University would alert the embassy that you're done who would thereafter specifically request to know when you're leaving. (except you get a job which is extremely difficult. The new rule says you must even return to your country and apply for a Teir 2 visa). Secondly, there are no more post study visas given to International students. Hence I don't advise you abandoning your ICAN because by the time you're back to Nigeria, you'll still need to continue your ICAN examinations which you should have completed a long time ago. My belief is that whatever you'd still do later, ensure you see it to the finish end.

If this works well, you'd be coming back with Your Msc, you're ICAN certification, your CFA in view and your ACCA in view.

And you're right: CFA is limited. If you'd be coming back to Nigeria, you need qualifications that align with the country of your work. There's no point having CFA since you're not be working in England and like you said it doesn't align with your career prospects. It okay tostart it though, but ensure you don't abandon your ICAN.

Finally, your dad wants the best for you. Rather than argue with him or trying to make him see your point which would mean disobeying his order or thinking him to be stupid, just book a return ticket to come back in May 2017 to write your last badge of ICAN examinations. Ensure you choose a school that offers admission for January 2017. My school did.

I wish you all the best bro. Should you decide you want us to discuss further, please send be a mail on omobyadex@yahoo.com.

Have a lovely weekend.

tevanso:
nice write up,i sent u a mail,pls we need to talk

Okay. I'd check. I am sorry I am just responding. Alternatively please send me a mail on omobyadex@yahoo.com.
Thank you. I'd look forward to hearing from you.

BrokenHeart2016:
Right now my heart is heavy, am in a state of confusion I don't know what to do.On saturday I received the shock of my life through a text message from my girlfriend stating that I should move on with my life that it is over between us, at first I thought I was dreaming because I just got up from bed at exactly 7am, I ignored the text thinking it was a mistake had to shower and get ready for work. The following day which happens to be on sunday I called her and She told me that she has think about it that I should move on with my life...its over!!! I asked her what have I done to deserve such a thing from her she was unable to justify her action.
O boy, my jaw drop e be like say dem use dagger pierced my heart have never experience such thing in my life, I do read it online about how girls break up with their partner with no reason I can't believe this is happening to me. This is a girl that I really care for we met during our National Diploma program in 2012, she will be graduating this year while am about to put in for my HND.
Am not boasting about what have done for her but I just want you guys to understand my plight, I help her financially during her two years of studies pay her school fees and other miscellaneous while am still hustling. During our five years of courtship have never thought of cheating her or dump her for no reason I always make sure she's comfortable because her parents has passed. Since saturday my life have never been the same because the tone of text msg always ring on my head, am so sad right now I can't think straight anymore my boss at work notice my mood today and ask me what's up with me I had to dodge the question....till now I always look at my phone hoping to see her call or text maybe she was joking with me, I really love her so much and I always express my love to her though am not financially bouyant at the moment but I always do everything in my capacity to ensure she is Ok....there was a time i use money meant for my handouts to buy her foodstuffs and all, have sacrifice a lot for her during our academic days I finished with Lower Credit while she has Upper Credit. I'm not jealous of her success but frankly speaking I make impact in her life in general, I do see her as the mother of my kids there are a lot of plan I have for her, we always discuss this all the time. Right now she school in osun state while am hustling here in oyo state but I always travel to visit her from time to time and shower her with a lot of gifts.
Pls I need your advise on how to move on with my life because right now the thing is affecting my life I can't think straight anymore or even sleep very well. Bashing is also allowed I just want u guys to talk sense into my head.

Sorry for my grammatical blunders

I am completely sorry about what you've been through. It's hurts and it's painful. Really sorry. Remember the pain would just be for a while and soon you'd be stronger for it.

You seem to be a good man who unfortunately had a bad babe, one who had your best interest at heart. I wish all ladies would know that there are still good and faithful guys like you around. Please don't stop being good. Continue to be yourself. Do not allow this make you become bitter or cruel. Aren't you blessed she broke it off now than later? 5 years may be long, but your courtship has been termed successful because it's achieved the aim for which it was started-to find out if you both are meant for eachother.

It's obvious she's no longer interested in the relationship. I wish I knew her reasons. I am a lady and a lady wouldn't break up a relationship that long without reasons. I believe she's invested 5 years of her life there too...but somehow, she picked someone else. Hence, you've got to move on somehow. Please cry all you can. Don't be deceived that men don't cry. Mourn all you can. Let yourself feel the pain. It's alright. It's okay to cry. Your pains are valid. But after mourning, rise up and move on. It would hurt once in a while but choose to see the good side of life. She only made you stronger and tougher for life's challenges.

You could delete everything that has to do with her. I think you're helping yourself heal faster. Go out and make friends. Join a church club or organisation of your choice. Go out and learn a skill. Ensure your mind is not ideal. You're busy which gives you less time to wallow in self pity. You may want to delete her contacts from all your social accounts handles.

Hugs bro. You'd be fine. Gradually, you'd fine life again. And perhaps love too. I wish you the best.

ijeshaboy:
Pls house, am realy confused, I have a baby mama whom I sponsored in school. She is in her finals now, but she is too dirty, at times she will not bath my baby before taking her to daycare, she do wear dirty cloth for her, and I was also told she do shut my mum down when she corrects her.Inshort, she is dirty, i have talked to her but no changes, am just tired and confused. I love my daughter so well. I don't want to go into polygamy but this one is too hard to bear.

Just keep praying for her. There's nothing God can't do. Pray and fast.

Do naked midnight prayers. Cook her the best meals. Wash her clothes. Buy her new clothes.

Watch warroom.

vargasvictory:
www.dailypost.ng/2016/06/18/relationships-suffer-because-women-want-to-be-men-we-cant-be-equal-ooni-of-ifes-wife/

Gender equality does not mean women play the role as men. Gender means Female or Male. Equality means different roles each gender plays should be regarded and respected as the same and important as the other.

Oh my God!

This is extremely painful. I am very pained.

I graduated from FUTA in 2011, QSV Department and I just thank God that He saved me from many accidents.

I would ply Ibadan to Akure route often but yet God kept me all through my 6 years there (inclusive of Predegree).

I can only imagine what the school is going through now and what parents of the deceased are going through.

Lord, in your awesomeness, please comfort all concerned. May this never never occur again.

I would also encourage everyone to remember that life's short and that we'd all be gone someday.

Life's short.
Death is sure
Heaven/Hell is real.