₦airaland Forum

ighoosagie: Do u taste pepper , onions, tomatoes, or even candy before u buy them , u must b a learner

achina boy: am not talking about responsible woman or what not,am talking about life in general and nature as it is,no woman is responsible,and every woman is responsible it all depends on the situation we finds ourselves

chymystique: Thanks for this ur inspiring words... *smiles*

staicey: I no longer find this funny whenever it happens.

Hello? I just clocked 23 some weeks back and only for mum to slap me 2days back because i didnt make her coffee hot enough to her satisfaction. Wtf?
My mum loves slapping me around and this annoys me. Not that she doesnt love me because she still buys me stuffs and takes me out and for the fact that am the only issue, well...you know the rest but this case of slappings, i dont like. I've told her several times and after moments of apologies tendered from her, she's doing it the next minute


please, y'all whether singles or married, tell me if this sh-it is normal because am already loosing a hold of myself. I don't like this one bit

I might just move in with my dad or sue her!!

staicey: I no longer find this funny whenever it happens.

Hello? I just clocked 23 some weeks back and only for mum to slap me 2days back because i didnt make her coffee hot enough to her satisfaction. Wtf?
My mum loves slapping me around and this annoys me. Not that she doesnt love me because she still buys me stuffs and takes me out and for the fact that am the only issue, well...you know the rest but this case of slappings, i dont like. I've told her several times and after moments of apologies tendered from her, she's doing it the next minute


please, y'all whether singles or married, tell me if this sh-it is normal because am already loosing a hold of myself. I don't like this one bit

I might just move in with my dad or sue her!!

Mad Cow: WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS NEW FOUND RUBBISH!!?


Since when did Nairaland frontpage turn into House fellowship?!

Make this nonsense no repeat ehnself again o!!

Anybody wey wan hear preaching, make ehn go church.. This is not a religious website!!

You have been duly warned!

Engr DozzyMary: i learnt lag pays 15k to corpers serving(though not all corpers) 10k to corpers in ministry and 5k to dos in LGA! Pls, gv us d ones u r sure!

dkc: Acts 4:12

Neither is there salvation in any other: for there is none other name under heaven given among men, whereby we must be saved.
KJV

fakia: Dont mind them,pple seems to conceal what should benefit everyone and its only when things go out of hands that you see them running up and down for help.

semid4lyfe: BELLANAIJA

sunny t: I personally dnt expect anything for val,

Val celebration beats me, wats d logic behind it?

dady12: see how people take thier life for granted,if see cannot swim,why must she jump inside to fetch a ball?well,it has come and gone,may her soul rest in peace

kemifemi: I was at an interview last year and they told me to my face that I was the best candidate for the job but they didn't want a woman. I was so pissed off that I felt like landing the man a dirty slap!

My married friend went for an interview. When she sensed that d interviewers didn't want a married woman, she just told them she was single. She had been denied jobs for which she was qualified cos of her marital status. She really needed a job at that time cos her husband pay couldn't pay the bills.

Its not right to lie about anything but na condition make fish bend o.

uzeba: I don't think it is wrong, because some people didn't even know their age!! If them increse or reduce it, it is just ignorance not sin!! #kapish#

donofdons: [size=18pt]i am a god in my family.my decision is final whether right or wrong and i can interfere in anyone affair since all that happens is my buisness.
I cant bear a woman talking back at me or even correcting me since they are just machine for making children.i am a genius and a leader since i am
The father.everyone must conform to my will unless be severely punished.i smile in my mind when they shake in my presence as i torment them to ultimate submission [/size]

freecocoa: Hmm

Beautiful hair but I don't envy her.

I've never been a fan of hair and I don't know why(even as a child, according to mum), I only started keeping hair about 3 years ago(after too much complaints from loved ones) and have cut it twice in those years, planning to cut it
again soon.

Just don't like all the stress that comes with keeping hair

homesteady: loool......if i was d one having dis type of hair.....i'll make sure it is always touching d ground!!...i'll put plenty flowers nd ribbons....i'll make some gals go green with envy

braine: And this came out of that tiny head?
The hair will sure worth a lot should she go broke and decides to sell. Naija ladies are forever ready to have it on.

Prettychyna: am sure the hospital you went to is one of these private hospitals that use auxillaries/quack nurses.No professional nurse will behave like that.so for your own good,next time you go to that hospital,demand to see a real nurse not nurse Eliza.you have the right to know the qualification of the person attending to you,am sure if you meet a real nurse,you will see the difference.anybody that pass through school will appreciate the profession and will act professional not the illiterates some doctors train in other to maximize profit.

sholay2011: This issue came up in my school while chatting with some of my friends. Someone raised the question that if you were opportuned to come back to this world again and you found yourself about to enter for a course in the University, would you still study the same course you studied in your past life (which is now)?

As for me, I would say YES! Though, I was ignorant then before I came into the University and had always wanted to be a doctor, but I'm happy with my course of study because of its technicality.

If I came back to this world again, and found myself in Nigeria, and about to enter Obafemi Awolowo University again, I would study Agricultural Economics. I have no regrets.

What about you?

jiggaz: To all Lepa girls dying for Don Jazzy, dis is bad news oo... Read the whole gist here:

At the last count by Forbes, Michael Ajereh, aka Don Jazzy, is rated as the 36th Most Influential Personality in Africa.

https://cdn.dailypost.com.ng/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Don-Jazzy-300x275.jpg

Don Jazzy is young, rich and famous, no doubt, but has remained single for God-knows-how-long after a previous attempt at matrimony collapsed like a pack of cards.

“I’m single because I’ve not found the woman that my spirit agrees with. I was once married in the United Kingdom, but it was short lived. Don Jazzy said.





The union produced a son named after me. I don’t want to experience a collapsed marriage again. That is why I am taking my time, working and praying for a soul mate,” he says.

But what does he really find attractive in a woman?

“The way she looks, talks and how she carries herself. With due respect to slim ladies, there is no way any lady shaped like a broom can attract my full attention. I’m sorry but that’s the truth. Don Jazzy

“My ideal woman must be God-fearing. She must have all the basic curves in the right places. Don Jazzy further said

The rounder and bigger her chest and backside, the better,” Don Jazzy says.

Punch Newspaper

SOURCE

jiggaz: To all Lepa girls dying for Don Jazzy, dis is bad news oo... Read the whole gist here:

At the last count by Forbes, Michael Ajereh, aka Don Jazzy, is rated as the 36th Most Influential Personality in Africa.

https://cdn.dailypost.com.ng/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Don-Jazzy-300x275.jpg

Don Jazzy is young, rich and famous, no doubt, but has remained single for God-knows-how-long after a previous attempt at matrimony collapsed like a pack of cards.

“I’m single because I’ve not found the woman that my spirit agrees with. I was once married in the United Kingdom, but it was short lived. Don Jazzy said.


Whose buisness?And who was tripping for him in the first place?Is he the only rich silly dude in the whole world? Thank God dere are still some grt guys who like slim ladies odawiz, slim ladies like us wudnt get husbands.
Remember, u wud wish u wife is slim by the time she drops 4 for u,@guys who want fat ladies!


The union produced a son named after me. I don’t want to experience a collapsed marriage again. That is why I am taking my time, working and praying for a soul mate,” he says.

But what does he really find attractive in a woman?

“The way she looks, talks and how she carries herself. With due respect to slim ladies, there is no way any lady shaped like a broom can attract my full attention. I’m sorry but that’s the truth. Don Jazzy

“My ideal woman must be God-fearing. She must have all the basic curves in the right places. Don Jazzy further said

The rounder and bigger her chest and backside, the better,” Don Jazzy says.

Punch Newspaper

SOURCE

jiggaz: To all Lepa girls dying for Don Jazzy, dis is bad news oo... Read the whole gist here:

At the last count by Forbes, Michael Ajereh, aka Don Jazzy, is rated as the 36th Most Influential Personality in Africa.

https://cdn.dailypost.com.ng/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Don-Jazzy-300x275.jpg

Don Jazzy is young, rich and famous, no doubt, but has remained single for God-knows-how-long after a previous attempt at matrimony collapsed like a pack of cards.

“I’m single because I’ve not found the woman that my spirit agrees with. I was once married in the United Kingdom, but it was short lived. Don Jazzy said.
Whose buisness?And who was tripping for him in the first place?Is he the only rich silly dude in the whole world? Thank God dere are still some grt guys who like slim ladies odawiz, slim ladies like us wudnt get husbands.
Remember, u wud wish u wife is slim by the time she drops 4 for u,@guys who want fat ladies!

The union produced a son named after me. I don’t want to experience a collapsed marriage again. That is why I am taking my time, working and praying for a soul mate,” he says.

But what does he really find attractive in a woman?

“The way she looks, talks and how she carries herself. With due respect to slim ladies, there is no way any lady shaped like a broom can attract my full attention. I’m sorry but that’s the truth. Don Jazzy

“My ideal woman must be God-fearing. She must have all the basic curves in the right places. Don Jazzy further said

The rounder and bigger her chest and backside, the better,” Don Jazzy says.

Punch Newspaper

SOURCE

jiggaz: To all Lepa girls dying for Don Jazzy, dis is bad news oo... Read the whole gist here:

At the last count by Forbes, Michael Ajereh, aka Don Jazzy, is rated as the 36th Most Influential Personality in Africa.

https://cdn.dailypost.com.ng/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Don-Jazzy-300x275.jpg

Don Jazzy is young, rich and famous, no doubt, but has remained single for God-knows-how-long after a previous attempt at matrimony collapsed like a pack of cards.

“I’m single because I’ve not found the woman that my spirit agrees with. I was once married in the United Kingdom, but it was short lived. Don Jazzy said.
Whose buisness?And who was tripping for him in the first place?Is he the only rich silly dude in the whole world? Thank God dere are still some grt guys who like slim ladies odawiz, slim ladies like us wudnt get husbands.
Remember, u wud wish u wife is slim by the time she drops 4 for u,@guys who want fat ladies!

The union produced a son named after me. I don’t want to experience a collapsed marriage again. That is why I am taking my time, working and praying for a soul mate,” he says.

But what does he really find attractive in a woman?

“The way she looks, talks and how she carries herself. With due respect to slim ladies, there is no way any lady shaped like a broom can attract my full attention. I’m sorry but that’s the truth. Don Jazzy

“My ideal woman must be God-fearing. She must have all the basic curves in the right places. Don Jazzy further said

The rounder and bigger her chest and backside, the better,” Don Jazzy says.

Punch Newspaper

SOURCE

بوكو حرام: My best subjects were English and Biology

Most hated (WORST) were Maths & Physics.

Please share yours!

NeuroBoss: Nairalanders, how did you spend your first 'allowee? I spent half of mine on a vow made about 10 months before service. Use the rest on some sundry personal stuff.

planetuzor: God spared my Live Once Again..Was coming back to lagos from osun state, then took a bus at the garage in ibadan Iwo road. On the Journey our bus ran into a Gang of Armed Robbers on Lagos Ibadan Express way. They pointed the Gun on our driver from afar so he stopped at their point.

3 of the robbers that stopped the bus was with gun while the remaining five were with matches n small knives..

I was sitting at the extreme end (window side) at the first row of a 14 passenger small bus.. just by my side was one of the armed robber with gun. So while the other robbers where asking all of us to come down,bring our Money, Phone.

Just as all of us were still inside the bus the next thing i heard was a gunshot from the gunman standing outside directly behind my window side facing me. and he shot a the gun toward us in the car, the gun pieced the window and I thought I had been shot and i didnt feel it but when i looked at my self there was no sign of gunshot but the next row behind me a guy was hit by the bullet with blood splashing on my back and likewise the person sitting behind him.

I quickly handed over my bags, Phone, and money while all of us where lying flat down on the express way.. For like 10inutes It was as if i was watching African Magic Nolly-wood film. I couldn't believe my eyes. This was d first time I am experiencing such...

When the robbers left, we tried looking for who will rescue us but nobody was coming, all the buses and cars from the left and right had turn around at the sight of what was happening. Our driver tried starting our own car so we can leave immediately, the car didn't start, we pushed n pushed nothing.

And if you knew the spot we where at Lagos-Ibadan express way, it all bushes if u look left or right, U cant trek it, You can go forward or backwards. No car wanna stop, infact no one was coming, they had all fled. Already the guy shot is already bleeding seriously-Then somehow an hiace bus was coming slowly and steadily trying to thinking we were even robbers because all of our passengers had already blocked and covered the road. we beg him he didnt want to carry anybody thinking we could be potential robbers, not until a guy forcefully opened d cars front door and entered then me I jumped and followed because I cannot come and carry last then the Hiace driver zoomed off...

Till I got to my destination. It was just 2 of us that escaped from that scene. The other people are stil there, I dont know there whereabout now.... I just want to Thank God for spearing my live to see the fulness of 2013 and many more years... E jo e ba mi dupe lo woh OLUWAH(Pls help me thank God Nairalanders)!!!!!!!

AN please really dont know how I could still help the guys there. Dont know if they have seen an helper or not because this happened today around 5:30pm..

darefestus: I was posted to Ebekun Secondary Commercial Grammar School, Iresi, Osun state. Its is very well known as Goodluck Jonathan served in that very school..The corper's lodge is actually a duplex, divided into parts for Corpers serving in several areas of the town..the town itself is very okay so life should be good..I don't know what course I'd be taking as of yet, but I'm sure it a calculation-based course which is verrry much in my comfort zone. Let's do this guys!