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This owl wey full my area anyhow

Hausa dey Shashe ni?

So sad.

Good job. What shall it profit a lady with big boobs and flat ass?

Obe

Make I spread my mat here.

Yes, been wondering what is wrong with my phone.

onlyTheTruth:
3 November: Problems at Whatsapp
Whatsapp is having issues since 2:38 AM EDT. Are you also affected?http://downdetector.com/status/whatsapp

http://downdetector.com/status/whatsapp

any Nairalander to confirm??

Bobbie wey no fine inside bra just be like woman we still ugly after make up

Thanks for answering my question. Now, if a commoner like me is required to fly to Abuja to act as a witness in a case. Who will pay my lawyer(s), my travel fare, hotel accommodation and compensation for days I will be unable to attend to my own business?

InvertedHammer:
In a subpoena you must appear. It is up to you and your lawyer to determine how to be dodgy in answering the questions without lying. Technically, GEJ cannot win in this drama. Whoever advised Metuh is a legal genius. The case has become a case of a fly on the scrotum.
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Lawyers in the house, can an individual be forced to act as a witness in court?

Na only God know where dem dey go carry all these people from

So American embassy officials have the right to chase people on Nigerian roads?

It was probably done for the little one by the OP.

9jatatafo:
the format is Hundredth Tens Unit but your little one did it all hundredths

If you are not a primary school teacher, don't ever think you can understand their work. That homework was probably done for the child by an adult who probably did not understand what was required and instead of calling the teacher to ask questions one unreasonable person decided to post rubbish on the internet.

dagreensblog:
I have gone through this Home work on Quantitative Reasoning my Cousin failed today according to her teacher but I am seriously not understanding so I decided to bring it here to seek you guys help.

Please go through the image below (Question No4 and No9) and leave a comment.

http://dagreensblog..co.ke/2017/10/see-home-work-my-cousin-in-primary-two2.html?m=1

See as she be. Her husband must be very happy right now.

Nigerians sha. After accusing someone of killing your child you expect them to come and greet you at home.

People go just dey talk like say na movie. When you are at the mercy of hardened criminals wielding dangerous weapons just do as you are told as quickly as possible.

Na hushpuppi get Nairaland?

I suspect magun

I am happy for them cos they are happy with themselves.

Ta tu ni eleyi ni tori Olorun? People wey get twitter and IG accounts dey really try with all these rofo rofo fights everytime.

Your only problem in this world is that you have no problem. Enjoy your life jare.

andymofia:
So this weekend I just felt like taking my boys out for a treat, but cash was not readily available to do the needful. On my way back home I saw two sizable fishes, both weighing about 1.2kg at the cost of N2,000. I decided to buy them and make a fish barbecue for my boys at home.

Ingridients

Fresh Pepper, (straight from the back yard)
Onions
Galic
Ginger
Scent Leaves (I don't know the real name)
Seasoning
Salt

It is only in Nigeria we obtain loans to execute projects then concession the same project

I don't know about inverter batteries but if cost is not an issue then just buy new ones.

Johnterryfama:
please any body with the idea of a good inverter battery? I need your advice on the product to buy .
I need either new or fairly used, 200Amh or 100 Amh.
thanks in advance.

Nothing konsain me. Let them just stop stealing money. FINISH!!

Won dey je iresi ni ojo ikomo e. Eni ti o ye ki won ti po soda fun ko mu.

Gomd:
Ani Oloriburuku ni Bobrisky yi se




Mtchweeeh

Until our leaders realize that emergencies cannot wait for you to be taken abroad for treatment, we will continue to be in this situation. The official car of the American president has a blood bank for their president but our own clinic that got more allocation than all teaching hospitals in Nigeria put together does not even have syringe. Can they have a blood bank?

Ogbon po ninu oro ti o so yi. Emi o ri ibi ti won ti n'se yodi seyin ti won tun ma ranti bo gbogbo aso.

Maradona98:
Mi o ro be. Bawo ni awon agbalagba meji se ma ma do rawon ni hoho legbe titi. O da bi eni pe won pa won ni. Won wa gbe won sinu motor.

O tun le je obo lo pa oko, Olorun nikan lo ye bayi.

Maradona98:
Oko pa obo niyen.

Won ti do ara won pa.

It's from his nose.

MrMystrO:
See Blood Everywhere! Joshua wan Kill person na wa o

How can one person drive 15 hours daily?