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You are a goat sir.

4kDdullard:
May it never be well with our politicians and their family wherever they go

Jatinzbusinessc:
E remain small make this guyz score us

If not that the corna kick went offline

Na eao

Hehehe. It's a normal hussling in Uromi. They call them Afamaku.

He will probably thank the Prof later in life when he breaks up with the girl and marries some one else. It would be really stupid to have your ex in your dissertation. Keep your dedication to your family and supervisor.

I just watched the video and laughed. Meanwhile the main war has not started. Where are the BSS Na?

I have not seen instances of disrespect in both cases. In the first instance the clothes line probably belongs to them. Hope you did not think the line set up itself?

Then how will you leave a rat outside and go away? She was sweeping, what did you expect her to do with your rat?
In both cases you were wrong Bro.

Smoker of what? Igbo or cigar?

So why is he afraid? He was not the one where helped the man escape. The victim escaped by himself and he just stopped the mob from lynching an innocent man. What is there to be afraid of?

Anyway, he should tell chief to settle him. One good turn deserves another.

Rats and cockroaches will survive.

It is an original fake charger. Once used it. Very useless.

So he escaped after serving his sentence? And fresh charges have been filed against him. Maybe he prefers Indian prison to Nigerian freedom.

Thank God you escaped o. But I found some parts funny. One of them actually started weeping! why did you not take pictures? You are lucky sha. So you are a man of the people? Good.

How much?

As if it is not his head the umbrella is covering.

What is there to be confused about? He should start bathing her.

crotonite:
Can you estimate how much it would cost?

Em, like 5 k max.

crotonite:
thanks @the posters above, the problem is that it is an external waec (nov/dec).

Go to waec office o. I got mine too after many many years. External exam.

If you remember your exam number go to WAEC office, you will write an application for the certificate and swear affidavit that your photo card is lost and you will be given the certificate.

Moz22:
How are these ones gonna make money I remember d good old days, when I toured from fadeyi to maryland by foot, enroute to aiport, back to idumota then oshodi before I went bck to skul...Trueout that week, I was a bigboy.

You can lie ooo

You presume. Kontinu!

A kid wrote ABcd -z on our 405 in church, he wrote it all round the car. We saw the one on one side in church and complained to the catcheist , it was when we got home we saw the concluding part. The saving grace was that it was not too legible.

I love this thread, let's reawaken it jare.

This is an antelope. It is deers that have horns. Igala is antelope in Yoruba I think. Most people do not like deeds because witches usually change to them, anyway, that's what they say.

I don't get it. What is the connection between firearms and a wedding?

This one they are starting with guns, if dem born arm robber now they will be complaining.

Very nice. ''obliterate'' not ''obligate''.

Em, which one is now killing you slowly? The insecticide? Abi? Then why are you complaining? Or it is too slow? Drink more!

Better get used to drinking insecticides. Just pray you did not do permanent damage to yourself with that trick. I actually had a friend who drank poison over a girl and died. Two days later she was camping with another guy in the neighbourhood. Next time don't just kill yourself, try to donate your organs to charity. Maybe you think life is home video. Where love conquers all. By the way, you are not in love. You are just obsessed and infatuated, with a touch of pseudo Oedipus complex. Or maybe you are just too afraid to get another babe. So you needed something momentous like death to spurr you. She probably does not love you. It was out of sympathy she dated you. And you are too clingy. That's why she keeps going back to the other guy who doesn't send her so much. Unlike you sniper drinking wimp. Wake up man. Life is not a romance, its an adventure with horror and fear.

What do you want? A lover or a mother? Your mother is dead, so is mine. So will I now seek solace in the arms of sirens and vixens just because they sang at her funeral? Go to internally displaced camp and help out, go to prison and hear stories of innocent people languishing in that hell hole for years. Go to Igbobi and see accident victims screaming in sheer agony, go to these places and come back and tell me about your pain. Do you know pain? What do you know about pain?