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mathematics is a column of numbers performing increasingly confusing things with themselves.

Braking with ur left leg is damned risky!

[quote author=cammy jr.]That's one thing I've never and will never try, Goodluck with it guys[/quote]Guy, I beg u, pass jeje. As if u better pass who dey smoke. I know u have a family history of mental illness so its best u avoid it.
Goodluck to u too.

While shacking yesterday someone was gisting about his experience after smoking weed, I had a great laff! I remember back in school my roommate smoked weed and he ate moi moi, pepper soup, bread, boiled yam, pounded yam and banga soup and he was still hungry! The guy proceeded to sleep for a week.
Em, 1st to comment cartel keep off!

Terrible, horrible, tragic, shocking

Na the one dey take do sacrifice dey sweet pass.

Very insightful, I love it.

Jobless corpers

Disgusting username.

Indomie noodles, macaroni, beans and corn, yam, okpa!

Getrich47: Tnx a lot....u guys rock!

Careful sha and remember to forget about your left leg when driving automatic transmission use only your right for braking and acceleration.

It's a common phenomena called "Deja vu " it gives a feeling as if things happening presently have happened before but u cannot still predict what will happen .

Google deja vu

sheyie2007: Some annoying kid wrote OBO with a nail on my Dad's car back home...it was so embarrassing that he had to do a body work that day.... He was so flipping pissed..they even drew a di#k-like figure beside it...

Am I the only person this thread is cracking up? Hahaha

pappilo: This brings back memories. LMFAO

About 15 years ago, back in the hood, I took my freshly painted 1982 Peugeot 504 to see my friend who lived opposite one of these Jakande primary schools. You know those schools where the classroom walls only go halfway up and you have to carry your chair and desk to school on your head.

After my short visit, I walk out with my friend to see that someone had scribbled ''The boy is going'' on the panel just below the D pillar of my car. I was livid and automatically assumed that it was a student from the school opposite.

In my rage and without thinking through, I asked my friend that we go to the school and try to fish out the culprit. My friend said he was 100% sure the culprit didnt come from the school. I argued with him and said the sentence was something a school child would write and since he lived 10 meters across the road from the school, it only made sense that the culprit more than likely came from the school. My friend replied; No child in that school can write a complete sentence (said in jest whilst bemoaning the poor state of education in such schools)

That made me laugh uncotrollably and I soon forgot about the damage to my car and was shortly on my way after cleaning the tears from eyes which resulted from laughing so hard.

Chai! This is the funniest thread ever!

Decapo: 1st to comment o (emi gan gan olowo) in akon's voice

This 1st to comment people are getting more every day. Garri association don go, 1st to comment come. If 1st to comment is ur issue just go to new topics topics and u will see plenty of uncommented posts.

junk journalism

tos4u: Only if dis can teach our dubious leaders some sense

Wetin concern leaders for here now? Shebi na Abacha say make driver sleep?

The point is who is a pastor? Anyone can jump up and start clutching a Bible and preaching. Most motor Parks abound with them and before you travel they come and pray for your safe journey unsolicited. Of cos, you are expected to give offering.
Moses was called by God, we all know, but pastor prosper nko? It is wrong to assume that once you are a pastor you are above criticism. Even when you turn to Rev King or Jim Jones. The new testament has set us free from the old, even Peter and Paul disagreed on a number of issues. Am Sori to say, most Nigerian pastors are charlatans.
By the way Jesus himself went into the temple and beat the living daylights outta the pastors!

your eye.

[quote author=*Kails*]you better be joking...like seriously.[/quote]Am hoping so too.

berem: Can't remember the last time I stepped my foot in a church premises not to talk of attending a service. Lord have mercy on my soul!

Amen! just like me too.

You should put a warning on this thread. Yuck!

@O.P. Believe me you don't really love dat girl. So you don't even have food in your house and when you quarrel u deprive her of food? You must be very wicked.

[quote author=Psylas][/quote]If u wan die post dat picture for ur Facebook profile make dey Salman Rushdie you.